Gunter Grasse joins an army
Gunter knew he was not a smart man. Everybody in the village knew it as well. He was strong as an ox, a giant of a man, yet kind to everyone he met. He was the village's gentle giant. He lived in a small house with his elderly mother, his father having died during his army service. All he had of his father was an old sword and his mother's memories. One day, while plowing a field, he heard the bell of the village's church ringing. It wasn't time for service, which could only mean that danger was coming. He sprinted to the village, only just managing to get inside the walls before the gate closed. Every able bodied man and some strong women had armed themselves with whatever they could. Gunter ran to his mother and told her to hide in the root cellar. She handed him his fathers sword and kissed him on his cheek.
The danger turned out to be beastmen, a horde of cruel, misshapen creatures bent on destruction and other, more horrible things. The villagers knew they were no match for the horde, yet were prepared to sell their lives dearly. Gunter, being the biggest and strongest man in the village, held pride of place next to Old Hans, who had been a halberdier in the Elector Counts army. Old Hans spit a stream of tobacco juice over the wall, some leaving a brown trail down his bushy gray beard. He turned to Gunter and said "Just follow my lead, lad, and we may make it through this." Gunter knew he was lying, and that lying was bad, but it was sometimes ok to lie to not hurt someone's feelings. He knew Old Hans was trying to not hurt his feelings, so he nodded and smiled.
The beastmen threw up crude ladders and rope to try and climb the wall. Even as villagers rained arrows down upon them they came on. The first to the top of the wall met Old Hans halberd, sharpened and well maintained despite its age, and was disemboweled and beheaded in two strokes. Gunter went green and tried not to throw up. Then more beastmen scaled the wall, and his memories of the battle went hazy. When he came to, he was lying down and his head hurt. The village had burned around him and many dead bodies, some half eaten, laid around him.
He ran to his house and frantically tried to find his mother. The root cellar had been ripped open and entering, he found the defiled remains of his mother. Gunter cried like he had never cried before. When he composed himself, he grabbed a shovel and began digging. He dug a big pit and placed the bodies in it, then covered them up. He couldn't read or write, so he carved Sigmar's Comet into a wooden board and placed it in the earth over the grave. Then he gathered what meager supplies he could, and set out for Tabelheim.
When he arrived, he was overwhelmed. He had never seen such a big city. There were so many people, and so many buildings! It stank worse than the village's cesspool and everyone was mean to him. He ate the last of his food two days ago and had no money. Then he saw the poster. It was of a tall man with a halberd, like Old Hans. He wondered what it said, so he grabbed the nearest person, who turned out to be a weedy little man, and asked him to read it. It was offering money to be a fighter. He could fight, or learn to fight. He had survived the village, after all, and if he fought, he could save other people. His mother always told him of how brave his father was.
He found the stall late at night and asked the man behind it if he was accepting recruits still. There was another man, old and bearded like Old Hans, beside him. Both looked him over and whispered to each other, then said yes. Gunter was asked to sign a piece of paper, but since he couldn't read or write, he just signed with an X. That was it, Gunter was a soldier now. At least, he thought so, until the Sergeant began yelling at him.