A Dream of Spring (FSN/Campione Quest)
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[X] Right (Dresdenverse)
[X] All The World's Evil:
[X] all of the above
[X] All The World's Evil:
[X] all of the above
I keep on hearing that Nasu didn't actually write those bits, someone else did, and I hope it's true because good lord wut. There are a ridiculous number of very highly respected wordsmiths that get completely, ridiculously tongue-tied the moment it has anything remotely to do with sex, but unless the translators are purposefully screwing with us, it is so cringe-worthy you actually want to grab somebody and go: "Look at this! Just look at this shit!"
"What, your porn?"
"No! Not my porn, it's the game's plot relevant porn and it's TERRIBLE."
"Dude, you are the walking definition of first world problems."
"Read this! Just read it! Read it and suffer with me."
Of course, after that you no longer have friends. So just skip ahead and assume that there's nothing in there that can't be guessed at later.
[X] Right (Dresdenverse)Besides, you can't have a proper cookoff without the hungry freeloaders.
Rider and Ilya would have to do for eating. Rin and Sakura for cooking.
You cannot convince in a million-billion years that Shirou would not try to cook everything, and that Sakura would not guiltily try eating more than is polite.
Ah, it'd be a fusion. It's something that came to me when I noticed that Dresden technically killed a god (Aurora) in the fourth book or so. I was like: holy shit, if Dresden were Campione, what would that change?
So yeah, expect differences. Dresden's Authority would still be ridiculous, something like making flowers bloom where he walks or something. Of course, he goes from walking equivalent of a magical tank, to walking equivalent of a magical nuke so it's not exactly a step down. There'd be other magical nukes out there, though. Some very old, and very nasty.
Taking out gods would be way harder though, they've gotten really amazingly canny.
It'd be fun, but I suspect that it'd be very niche. I discovered that to be a problem when I tried running a Tower of God/RWBY quest.
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Mortifer
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I'm 95% sure that the guy who wrote the porn was Nasu's friend, who convinced him to put it in there in the first place.
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Mollusks.
Speaking about fusions, i am surprised that we don't have PrismaxDresden yet. Sticks can easily be transferred to Dresdenverse if you assume that Include gives user a mantle for a duration.
Not to mention that it will give you Magical Boy Harry Dresden and glorious interactions with Ruby.
Not to mention that it will give you Magical Boy Harry Dresden and glorious interactions with Ruby.
Mountain Tohsaka.
There's nothing in there except whoever writes the porn has a disturbing fascination with molluscs. According to an interview, Nasu put them in because one of his associates(IIRC the artist) insisted on it being a porn game, and that those sold better than non-porn visual novels(which is true).
He didn't really put any effort into those though.
It's just not the same without a child/child in an adult's body noisily assaulting the feast.
O.O
That...would be fun.
Is that those two years worth of semen i keep hearing about?
*denies*
Actually, I'd have to deny it for plot relevant reasons.
The downside of getting everyone is that they haven't become Campiones so you're going to have to deal with the fact that everyone was somehow involved in the final battle and some are in a rather delicate state.
It'd be an neat way to start off the plot, admittedly. I think some people have started to instinctively shy away from overly generous options. Of course, by revealing this, there are suddenly a bunch of awful implications: if Tohsaka is not picked does she die if she isn't given medical aid? Will Rider disappear once her connection to Sakura is cut off? Is Illya in some sort of proto-grail state and about to break down? etc. etc. etc. Don't worry, Shirou will do enough worrying on his own, he's not quite lost his heroism streak, simply had it tempered.
Oh, the characters? I dunno, I'm only going to give you as much information as Shirou or Sakura would have.
It'd be an neat way to start off the plot, admittedly. I think some people have started to instinctively shy away from overly generous options. Of course, by revealing this, there are suddenly a bunch of awful implications: if Tohsaka is not picked does she die if she isn't given medical aid? Will Rider disappear once her connection to Sakura is cut off? Is Illya in some sort of proto-grail state and about to break down? etc. etc. etc. Don't worry, Shirou will do enough worrying on his own, he's not quite lost his heroism streak, simply had it tempered.
Oh, the characters? I dunno, I'm only going to give you as much information as Shirou or Sakura would have.
*grumbles as he retracts his claws*
Quest
The Great One
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Thank you, lord Fixer Upper for your mercy. I in your honor, present to you this song:
*Backs away slowly*
He's just a bit of a fixer upper~
Thank you, lord Fixer Upper for your mercy. I in your honor, present to you this song:
*Backs away slowly*
He's just a bit of a fixer upper~
*shakes fist*
Are you saying you're a troll shaped like a rock now?
The events in Heavens Feel are more or less accurate. I've switched some things around for dramatic purposes - Shirou 'burning down his entire stock of weapons to form Excalibur' was kind of pointless given that in the VN the moment he thought of how to deal with Angra Mainyu - and keep in mind at this point he was forgetting things like people's names - he was all: "yeah, I need Excalibur. It's the only one that'll get the job done."
But I wanted an event impressive enough to justify the fact that Archer had never traced Excalibur. He didn't just surpass his limits, he sacrificed his entire existence to pull out Excalibur.
Which is why Prisma Shirou is complete BS. Divine weapons being used as bridges? wth o_o
I'm rambling really off topic.
Anyway.
So Tohsaka tossed the Jewel Sword at Rin to erase all the shadows and it's no longer on her. If you want the jewel sword, you'll have to replicate it again the same way you did it last time, or Tohsaka needs to figure out a way to put it together on her own.
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The Great One
- Location
- Everywhere
Ah? Isn't that an stone-piercing question? Yes, I am a Troll, shaped like a rock. But what shall you do with that information? Me and my brethren have already taken over this thing you call the Internet. Btw, have you watched the last movie of the matrix? Because that has a lot in common with the more current situation then you can imagine. For Fixer-Upper? You are One OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! AND WE ARE LEGION!
*cough* Ahem. So did Shirou lose all the NPs he can trace? If so, we should copy Rider's girdle (the chain-dagger thing she uses) as fast as we can.
No, you still have one NP in stock. It does come with a bit of a cost though because being Shirou is suffering.
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Because dealing with things like the MA wanting to dissect us and our girlfriend, the DAA, and other problems will be plenty interesting.
[X]Black Mud
Because dealing with things like the MA wanting to dissect us and our girlfriend, the DAA, and other problems will be plenty interesting.
