Chapter 3
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Chapter 3
*Taylor*
"Mr. Chambers," Akane's voice was thankfully enough to pull my mind out of the crushing loop that was caused by the man's garish clothing choices. Glenn Chambers was built similar to Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller, however where the stage magician was probably heavily muscled due to the needs of his profession, Glenn Chambers ran heavily to fat which he covered in suits that would make the eyes of a Hollywood pimp water in their garish blending of pastels and prints. "We were told to meet with you over costuming and branding?"Akane, thankfully, seemed unfazed by the man's clothing choices as she stood their waiting for the adult's answer.
"That's right Miss Takamachi," he answered offering his hand over his desk. "Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable." We shook his hand and then sat down after which he handed us each a portfolio folder and started to talk. "I need you to look through these folders and make any suggestions that come to mind as to what else we could do where your powers and public perception are concerned." Akane nodded and started going through her folder so I opened mine and looked. Powers looked right, though the number of them slightly surprised me, and then I looked at the name suggestions and almost froze. What the hell is this guy thinking I thought and then shook my head before turning the page and glancing at Akane who apparently had similar thoughts
Looking at the new page I went wide-eyed before turning the page again. Weapon options were, alright who the hell thought this was a good idea for fighting crime? I was about to say something to that effect when Akane beat me to it with a very loud, "What the ever-loving fuck?"
**
I knew from Aunt Em's complaining in both phone calls over the years and over the last week at home that the Wards and Protectorate systems were terminally fucked in most cities and more beholden to public relations than anything else. This city in particular just seemed to be the biggest loser and in her eyes as it was passed over for more "important" (read flashier or more politically important) cities where personnel and requisitions were concerned. If nothing else proved her point, what was sitting in front of me did. The name was a nothing, no reference to anything I could do power wise or skill wise. The costume on the other hand had no armor to speak of and it looked like either something one of those Irwin brats would wear in Australia crossed with a boy scout uniform. There was nothing of any real use. Adding to that, between all the pockets and doodads that were in them, I looked like a damn RC control tinker. The look of shock on Glenn Chambers face told me that either no one had ever bothered to question him on things like this, or he couldn't believe that a child would do it. All told, I honestly felt that my question was appropriate. "Taylor let me see yours a moment please."
Looking at Taylor's I winced almost as hard as I had with mine. Again, little to no armor, bright primary color, and while the name idea could work, the "Appropriate insects list" could go hang itself. I tossed both files up on the desk and looked at the idiot across from us. "Did you look at these things?" I asked him while pulling out my phone.
"Yes," he answered eyeballing me, "I didn't see anything inherently wrong with them."
"Mr Chambers," Taylor interjected, "In that folder all I could see was promotional ideas and a couple of cutesy costumes. There was nothing about any defenses, active or inactive, and there was no offensive ability whatsoever. Are your public relations people unknowledgeable about the situation in Brockton Bay?"
"The situation in this city is immaterial Miss Hebert," Glenn replied in a tone that practically screamed, I'm an adult, I know better than you. "Quite frankly miss, you are Wards" he continued in the same tone. "That means that you will be kept the safe areas and used strictly for public relations. If either of you had ideas about going out and stopping crime you will have to put them off until you are 18 and have joined the Protectorate."
I snorted hitting the call button and then putting the phone on speaker, "Of course," I muttered as the phone started to ring, "damn REMFs." His eyes went wide at that comment even as the phone connected.
"Piggot," the voice almost echoed in the man's office.
"Director," I said the smile that was on my face evident in my voice, "I'm sorry for disturbing you but as we figured PR is being their usual pain in the ass."
"Director," Chambers said glaring at me, "you know that the Wards are there to show the public that the Protectorate and the PRT have things well enough in hand that their junior members have no fear of moving around and meeting the public. They're PR assets, not shock troops."
"Glenn," the director answered calmly, "you are right, they are not shock troops, however you seem to be under the misconception that Brockton Bay has the ability to not need to use them as anything but Public Relations assets. Now, Akane, Taylor, one at a time lay out your problems with what PR has proposed and we'll see if we can't come up with some sort of compromise."
"Well the most blatant thing is that they have me looking like an Irwin that joined the boyscouts, and Taylor dressed up as a giant ladybug. Neither costume has any armor what-so-ever, and they nixed any useful insect in Taylor's local repertoire.
"Costuming can be changed," Chambers said with a sigh, "since names haven't been chosen yet. But there will be no obvious armor and the insect list isn't changing, the public won't stand for it."
"Costuming and names are not the main problems here mister Chambers," I replied almost snarling at him. "May I explain exactly what the problems are ma'am?"
"By all means Akane," the director answered, "Glenn, I suggest you sit down and take notes, one of these girls grew up here and is in front of you because of what was arguably our fuck up, the other one, well I'm sure Akane can enlighten you."
"First of all," I said standing and setting the phone on the edge of the desk next to the file folders. " The central point of almost all my points is that this is Brockton Bay. When George Lucas wrote that line about a hive of scum and villainy he could have been describing this place, and I knew that before I came here from Japan." I pinned Chambers with a glare as I said that first part, and then started to pace the short distance across the carpet in front of his desk as I continued. "This is a city," I continued, "that is probably within the top ten in the US, if not the world, of capes per capita. It has three major gangs, all led by parahumans, that are at current in a state of cold war as they wait for one of them to show either a weakness that can be exploited, or else a strength that will allow them to try and take over."
Turning I placed my hands on his desk and glared at him again, "That sir," I said, "means this town is a powder keg just waiting for some idiot to light the fuse. The fact that two of those gangs are known to run guns into the city just means that body armor is a necessary item if anyone is not a brute and wants to survive."
"That would not be a problem so long as you kept to the safe sectors of what the police, Protectorate and the PRT had cleared." Glen returned. "I don't see where your argument trumps mine young lady."
"That is because you are not from here Mr. Chambers," Taylor said with a growl. "When you have a school administration that lets them wear their colors and recruit members in the school itself, when, if you're a minority there are sections of what are supposed to be Ward Safe patrol routes that if you are a minority you could be lynched on. No Mr. Chambers, you don't understand this city at all."
I nodded at Taylor and turned my attention back to Chambers, "In Tokyo it wasn't this bad," I said. "Yeah the gangs and especially the Yakuza and the Triads had their fingers into everything. If you had a business you paid protection in some form or fashion, and that was with a Sentai on practically every corner. You barely outnumber the ABB, and are outnumbered by a bunch of Nazis, so sticking your head in the sand and saying that everything is normal falls on deaf ears here Mister Chambers."
"Now," I said as I started to pace again. "The next issue is this limiting of Taylor's minions. Doing this severely limits her flexibility. Outside of your requirements Taylor could go anywhere in the world save the artic and Antarctic and have a large swarm to fight with within seconds. Placed within their bounds however, she is a sitting duck with practically no use at all. She wouldn't even have to endanger her identity as she could either make bug clones or else make a mask out of insects."
Chambers held up his hand to get me to stop, "I understand this, in fact this is part of the reason for limiting her as much as Public Relations has called for," he said. "Fact of the matter is that she is just to damn scary to the population. In fact, she is easily the scariest cape in the city."
"Chambers," the director replied, "this is a city that is home to a villain cape that single handedly fought an Endbringer to an effective standstill and another that is a verified Neo-Nazi who turns himself into a werewolf of hooks and blades. I think the populace can handle a few bug swarms that aren't actually attacking them"
Chambers glowered at my phone sitting on the edge of his desk like he wanted to smash it, so I decided to twist the knife a little more. "Furthermore," I continued, "do you know that spider silk has a high tensile strength. Multiple layers, probably with reinforcing plates could turn any costume made out of it into a flexible armor suit that is good for all weather. Done right it would probably turn short range small arms fire, but that would have to be tested."
The PR head actually sat back to think about that one, so I decided to hit him with the next problem. "Then there is the idea that sending us out into the afore mentioned powder keg, with no armor, should be done in bright, primary colors that make you stand out. This is fine if you are a brute like Aegis and can soak the gunfire, but for squishy folks like me and Taylor, it's suicide."
"That's why you're only supposed to be doing patrols in safe areas to show the flag, and PR events in already secured locations." Chambers snarled back at me. "Your never supposed to be in any danger, at all."
"That's why I asked if your people had any knowledge of the city," I said calmly and then sat down before speaking again. "Because in Brockton Bay, there are no such places."
*Taylor*
"Mr. Chambers," Akane's voice was thankfully enough to pull my mind out of the crushing loop that was caused by the man's garish clothing choices. Glenn Chambers was built similar to Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller, however where the stage magician was probably heavily muscled due to the needs of his profession, Glenn Chambers ran heavily to fat which he covered in suits that would make the eyes of a Hollywood pimp water in their garish blending of pastels and prints. "We were told to meet with you over costuming and branding?"Akane, thankfully, seemed unfazed by the man's clothing choices as she stood their waiting for the adult's answer.
"That's right Miss Takamachi," he answered offering his hand over his desk. "Please have a seat and make yourselves comfortable." We shook his hand and then sat down after which he handed us each a portfolio folder and started to talk. "I need you to look through these folders and make any suggestions that come to mind as to what else we could do where your powers and public perception are concerned." Akane nodded and started going through her folder so I opened mine and looked. Powers looked right, though the number of them slightly surprised me, and then I looked at the name suggestions and almost froze. What the hell is this guy thinking I thought and then shook my head before turning the page and glancing at Akane who apparently had similar thoughts
Looking at the new page I went wide-eyed before turning the page again. Weapon options were, alright who the hell thought this was a good idea for fighting crime? I was about to say something to that effect when Akane beat me to it with a very loud, "What the ever-loving fuck?"
**
I knew from Aunt Em's complaining in both phone calls over the years and over the last week at home that the Wards and Protectorate systems were terminally fucked in most cities and more beholden to public relations than anything else. This city in particular just seemed to be the biggest loser and in her eyes as it was passed over for more "important" (read flashier or more politically important) cities where personnel and requisitions were concerned. If nothing else proved her point, what was sitting in front of me did. The name was a nothing, no reference to anything I could do power wise or skill wise. The costume on the other hand had no armor to speak of and it looked like either something one of those Irwin brats would wear in Australia crossed with a boy scout uniform. There was nothing of any real use. Adding to that, between all the pockets and doodads that were in them, I looked like a damn RC control tinker. The look of shock on Glenn Chambers face told me that either no one had ever bothered to question him on things like this, or he couldn't believe that a child would do it. All told, I honestly felt that my question was appropriate. "Taylor let me see yours a moment please."
Looking at Taylor's I winced almost as hard as I had with mine. Again, little to no armor, bright primary color, and while the name idea could work, the "Appropriate insects list" could go hang itself. I tossed both files up on the desk and looked at the idiot across from us. "Did you look at these things?" I asked him while pulling out my phone.
"Yes," he answered eyeballing me, "I didn't see anything inherently wrong with them."
"Mr Chambers," Taylor interjected, "In that folder all I could see was promotional ideas and a couple of cutesy costumes. There was nothing about any defenses, active or inactive, and there was no offensive ability whatsoever. Are your public relations people unknowledgeable about the situation in Brockton Bay?"
"The situation in this city is immaterial Miss Hebert," Glenn replied in a tone that practically screamed, I'm an adult, I know better than you. "Quite frankly miss, you are Wards" he continued in the same tone. "That means that you will be kept the safe areas and used strictly for public relations. If either of you had ideas about going out and stopping crime you will have to put them off until you are 18 and have joined the Protectorate."
I snorted hitting the call button and then putting the phone on speaker, "Of course," I muttered as the phone started to ring, "damn REMFs." His eyes went wide at that comment even as the phone connected.
"Piggot," the voice almost echoed in the man's office.
"Director," I said the smile that was on my face evident in my voice, "I'm sorry for disturbing you but as we figured PR is being their usual pain in the ass."
"Director," Chambers said glaring at me, "you know that the Wards are there to show the public that the Protectorate and the PRT have things well enough in hand that their junior members have no fear of moving around and meeting the public. They're PR assets, not shock troops."
"Glenn," the director answered calmly, "you are right, they are not shock troops, however you seem to be under the misconception that Brockton Bay has the ability to not need to use them as anything but Public Relations assets. Now, Akane, Taylor, one at a time lay out your problems with what PR has proposed and we'll see if we can't come up with some sort of compromise."
"Well the most blatant thing is that they have me looking like an Irwin that joined the boyscouts, and Taylor dressed up as a giant ladybug. Neither costume has any armor what-so-ever, and they nixed any useful insect in Taylor's local repertoire.
"Costuming can be changed," Chambers said with a sigh, "since names haven't been chosen yet. But there will be no obvious armor and the insect list isn't changing, the public won't stand for it."
"Costuming and names are not the main problems here mister Chambers," I replied almost snarling at him. "May I explain exactly what the problems are ma'am?"
"By all means Akane," the director answered, "Glenn, I suggest you sit down and take notes, one of these girls grew up here and is in front of you because of what was arguably our fuck up, the other one, well I'm sure Akane can enlighten you."
"First of all," I said standing and setting the phone on the edge of the desk next to the file folders. " The central point of almost all my points is that this is Brockton Bay. When George Lucas wrote that line about a hive of scum and villainy he could have been describing this place, and I knew that before I came here from Japan." I pinned Chambers with a glare as I said that first part, and then started to pace the short distance across the carpet in front of his desk as I continued. "This is a city," I continued, "that is probably within the top ten in the US, if not the world, of capes per capita. It has three major gangs, all led by parahumans, that are at current in a state of cold war as they wait for one of them to show either a weakness that can be exploited, or else a strength that will allow them to try and take over."
Turning I placed my hands on his desk and glared at him again, "That sir," I said, "means this town is a powder keg just waiting for some idiot to light the fuse. The fact that two of those gangs are known to run guns into the city just means that body armor is a necessary item if anyone is not a brute and wants to survive."
"That would not be a problem so long as you kept to the safe sectors of what the police, Protectorate and the PRT had cleared." Glen returned. "I don't see where your argument trumps mine young lady."
"That is because you are not from here Mr. Chambers," Taylor said with a growl. "When you have a school administration that lets them wear their colors and recruit members in the school itself, when, if you're a minority there are sections of what are supposed to be Ward Safe patrol routes that if you are a minority you could be lynched on. No Mr. Chambers, you don't understand this city at all."
I nodded at Taylor and turned my attention back to Chambers, "In Tokyo it wasn't this bad," I said. "Yeah the gangs and especially the Yakuza and the Triads had their fingers into everything. If you had a business you paid protection in some form or fashion, and that was with a Sentai on practically every corner. You barely outnumber the ABB, and are outnumbered by a bunch of Nazis, so sticking your head in the sand and saying that everything is normal falls on deaf ears here Mister Chambers."
"Now," I said as I started to pace again. "The next issue is this limiting of Taylor's minions. Doing this severely limits her flexibility. Outside of your requirements Taylor could go anywhere in the world save the artic and Antarctic and have a large swarm to fight with within seconds. Placed within their bounds however, she is a sitting duck with practically no use at all. She wouldn't even have to endanger her identity as she could either make bug clones or else make a mask out of insects."
Chambers held up his hand to get me to stop, "I understand this, in fact this is part of the reason for limiting her as much as Public Relations has called for," he said. "Fact of the matter is that she is just to damn scary to the population. In fact, she is easily the scariest cape in the city."
"Chambers," the director replied, "this is a city that is home to a villain cape that single handedly fought an Endbringer to an effective standstill and another that is a verified Neo-Nazi who turns himself into a werewolf of hooks and blades. I think the populace can handle a few bug swarms that aren't actually attacking them"
Chambers glowered at my phone sitting on the edge of his desk like he wanted to smash it, so I decided to twist the knife a little more. "Furthermore," I continued, "do you know that spider silk has a high tensile strength. Multiple layers, probably with reinforcing plates could turn any costume made out of it into a flexible armor suit that is good for all weather. Done right it would probably turn short range small arms fire, but that would have to be tested."
The PR head actually sat back to think about that one, so I decided to hit him with the next problem. "Then there is the idea that sending us out into the afore mentioned powder keg, with no armor, should be done in bright, primary colors that make you stand out. This is fine if you are a brute like Aegis and can soak the gunfire, but for squishy folks like me and Taylor, it's suicide."
"That's why you're only supposed to be doing patrols in safe areas to show the flag, and PR events in already secured locations." Chambers snarled back at me. "Your never supposed to be in any danger, at all."
"That's why I asked if your people had any knowledge of the city," I said calmly and then sat down before speaking again. "Because in Brockton Bay, there are no such places."
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