what could possibly go wrong?

//I recently got hooked on Neptunia, and had a silly idea come to mind. This is the result. ------------------------------------------ “Okay… can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on right now?” a blue hologram of an armored soldier stares at the assembly of holograms gathered...

So, this is how it ends. The numbness in your left side starts to spread across your body. First it hits your hind legs, making you stumble on your claws. No blood drips from you, yet you still feel your strength ebb away. Already you begin to see the tiny white lights that engulf the greats of...

Due to some bizarre circumstances and shenanigans, Rob Swanson has become the new administrator of Jurassic Park, with Leslie Knope as his sub-administrator. How does this go?

Author's Note: This was originally compiled in my snippet thread, but was getting too large to keep it there. It's also closer to "crack treated seriously" or “crack played straight” than Sanctioned was, but I'm having a lot of fun with it anyway. Feedback is greatly appreciated. Knowledge of...

Update 1, Imperial Calender 2200 First Year of Our Seraph Location: Village Tavern "The Fat Goose", Nightrow ,Rackham, Tah'Larn Empire Theocracy of the Seraphim Your name is Roryk, and the last Goldenbaum emperor is dead. Smote by the divine Seraph, you heard people say in the bar. In...

You wake up to the sound of explosions resounding through your ears. Flailing out of your bed–surprised and mildly confused–you hit the carpeted floor with a loud thump. Groaning in discomfort, you force your numb limbs to move and make yourself stand. Extending your arm towards the noise...

I felt like creating a threat where I could basically post whatever I wanted whenever I felt like it. Writing comes to me in flights of fancy. To let you get a sense of what you'll be getting into: Content Types: Expect Mostly Worldbuilding, with occasional Snippets Settings: Mostly 40k...

At some point in the 40 first millennium an imperial fleet discover a large adamantine Gate way in the middle of unoccupied space. Somehow the tech priests on board reactivate the Gate and travel through it discoverer that its completely unconnected to the warp. Once ending up on the other side...

You look at the pack on your bed. Several changes of clothes, all the film you have on hand, a few meals' worth of preserved food - hopefully you won't have to use it too frequently - a few extra journals, some ink and extra pens, and your remaining kappa medicine. You cock your head as you...

Hi, resident degenerate here. I have no idea why I'm doing this.I know exactly what I'm doing. So here's how it's gonna go: I write stuff. I post it. I roll a D100 using the site roller. Y'all write something, and post it. Then roll a dice using the site roller. D100. I love you all. Assume...

War, some would say it never changes. They would be wrong, with the advance of technology war would inevitably change. That is not what has changed war however, When the first Magical Girl came forth to fight for her country, magic was revealed to the world, soon magic was fighting alongside...

Authors; Notes: Hello, One and All! I decided to branch out from Spacebattles, because why not, so here you go. Fair warning, the title may be humorous but the work inside has some rather dark undertones. It's in no way a darkfic but neither it is a crackfic. Anyway, since I'm posting about a...

Around the globe, several people had a dream. One of crystalline halls, faceless figures, and a calming voice encouraging them to move forward. They woke up from it no worse for wear, shrugging it off as nothing more than just that. They went about their days with not a care for that strange...

No really. Facebook stored passwords for hundreds of millions of users in plain text, exposing them for years to anyone who had internal access to the files, according to Krebs on Security. User passwords are typically protected with encryption (a process known as hashing), but a string of...

The city of Shenzhen, State of Southern Asia, at night. -General report to the Cabinet of the Confederation for the past year 2213. Though we attempted to keep the upcoming shortage of Trans-Newtonian materials under wraps, it was doomed to fail. Too many people from too many different...

Welcome to Smite Quest. This quest places you as the readers in the position of a lonely teenager in Brockton Bay, who triggers with the ability to summon deities and mythical figures. You must navigate Brockton Bay's treacherous cape scene, while also discovering the secrets of your power. This...

Conquestum Siderum An excerpt from Political Writings - The Origin of the Confederation On March's 1st, 2049, military and civilian satellites of several nations have detected a group of large objects have entered the periphery of the solar system, the Oort Cloud. Their...

I've been out the Evafic game for years, but Advice and Trust (and @SeptimusMagisto's Raising Project Quests) brought me back. If you want to blame anyone for this, blame them. So yes, this is @Strypgia's fault. Suffer. :V ✚✚✚ Track 1 A-Side: Babylon Angel’s Verse It began with Sachiel...

Hello Sufficient Velocity! Inspired by the up-and-coming remake of Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, Mewtwo Strikes Back: Evolution, and the lack of Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back Fanfiction… I am starting another Pokemon Quest...

Short version: Magic is Real. Longer version: Magical beings are real, functional, and alive. They are hiding from the "normal" society at large for various reasons, ranging from their own set of culture to actual discrimination against us. Yes, some, or many, of those magical beings hate us...

That's right, I have decide to embark in a crazy journey, you see, I have come to realize that I never watched a Gundam series to the end, I watched some episodes in the past but that was years ago, I haven't watched any of the new material, I don't know why honestly, here was always something...

Empowered (A sequel to Powerless) Enna Deren JUSTICE The ambitiously-worded business card stares back at you. When the world was turned upside down by the emergence of supers, people endowed with freakish powers, you, though powerless yourself, thought you were going to find fame and fortune...

In the fires of war, there is the Deathwatch. With an air of prestige and advanced training, the Deathwatch is possibly one of the most devastating weapons developed by the Imperium. Now it's needed more than ever, as the Imperium has breached into a new sector. This has been known as the Astra...

Before I begin, I'd like to say a few things. This'll be my first attempt at a quest, and my first time posting on a forum in ages. A four-way crossover might seem a little ambitious for a first quest, but I trust the experience I have with writing these things and hope that it won't crash and...

He had sacrificed much. He killed the Crowfather to gain his secrets. Went to a world on the edge of destruction at the hands of a new force corrupting everything it touched. He met, helped, fought, and killed many on his journey to the Tree of Life. At the end of his journey, he fought...