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Aaaaah, well, it appears to just be another glorious day in the Sufficient Velocity forums...Is what you all thought. Before you found the Dead Body in the Roleplaying forums: Well, it looks like there must be SCUM among you. There's only one way to deal with that: Become a mob and lynch...

"Gods die. And when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered. Ideas are more difficult to kill than people, but they can be killed in the end." Mr. Wednesday (probably), American Gods "You know, I think I would rather be a man than a god. We don't need people to believe in us. We...

Okay,so I did a dumb and decided to do more than shitpost. For those of you who have never played Mafia before, here's the basic premise, and one of the simplest versions which is what we're going to be doing: You've got two factions, Town and Scum. Town: During the DAY PHASE you must all...

Beyond the Scope of Light Sweat slick skin screams against marble flooring and your arms burn with the strain. For a moment your dazed mind is distracted by the staccato sensation of sunlight on your skin. Why is that? Oh yes, right, your brother is thrashing you, as usual. You're giving...

Oath Sign: Episode XII Edge of an Empire It's been years since the end of the clone wars, the end of the Republic and the destruction of the Jedi. Now the Empire rules with an Iron fist and from his throne on Coruscant the Sith lord at it's head schemes for even greater power. But there is...

So I have a TON of good (read: evil) ideas for potential crossovers with these now, and I've narrowed it down to a few choices. However, to get started, I need to do character selection! And by I, I mean you guys. We're either gonna have a lot of fun, or we get to ride the trauma train together...

uhh... SIgh.. I guess I should just let the past go..... But sometimes it can be hard to do so.....

Remnant. A fitting name for a shattered world. One where humanity is only a fragment of its former glory and avoids extinction by the skin of its teeth. The Creatures of Grimm lie in wait, surrounding humanity on all fronts, slowly pressing down upon them. The millennia of conflict between the...

As a wise man used to say: Always be yourself. Unless you can be a dragon. Then always be a dragon. You are a Dovah, of the blood of Akatosh, the Dragon God of Time. In the Merethic Era, you came to the land of Skyrim and ruled over the Atmoran Joor, the mortals of that land. The Dragon Cult...

You slowly blink your eyes as you rouse from your slumber. Raising your neck, you let go of the branch- no, stick- you’re gripping with your left leg and shake it, before doing the same with your right. It’s then that you notice something… different. Off. This floor beneath you is unfamiliar...

Lemmings and Undead: A Souls-esque Game of Yelling at Others to Put. The Hamster. Down. Congratulations, Poor Unfortunate Soul. You had the incredibly bad luck to die and then come back with the Curse of Undeath. Don't worry too much though, you're not the only one. In fact, just about...

Welcome. As a basic introduction, in this type of game, players join one of two opposing organisations, then designs military equipment to shoot at each other. The game thus consists out of 2 quests competing against each other. To join, vote in the poll, and visit the respective thread...

In sunny Karakura town, two men strolled along the road. One was tall and lanky, with loose clothing and a runner's build. Calm gold eyes gazed out from under long messy brown hair. Blue jeans and a grey hoodie completed the look of someone who didn't really care about how he looked. His...

QM's Note: This is a fun zone. I'm writing this for fun, so that people can read this for fun. Please remember this as you participate in this quest and make it fun for everyone. Thank you~ QM's Edit (2019/1/24): The pacing for Arc One is a bit slow, and starting from Arc Two, I am trying to...

In the beginning, the United Earth Federation was a thing of glory. In the wake of the third World War, all peoples united under a single flag, a show of unity that was a stark contrast to the greatest war in history. Together they colonized the stars, making their way out as far as Jupiter, and...

The Boundary Final Rotation “Overture” The Boundary. A realm where all the tangled lines of time meet and bleed into one another in an endless expanse of black, lit only by small pinpricks of blue. In this dimension, all events that have ever occurred are recorded and stored as raw...

Karakura Town. A thriving community in western Tokyo, this bustling area is a thriving hub of spiritual activity. Here, ghosts are common, as are the people who can interact with them. These, in turn, attract carnivorous spirits that consume peoples souls- ⌈Hollows⌋. To defend themselves, many...

The 15th Hierarchical City of Torifune. Colloquially known as the Academy City, it is very unique in comparison to the other twenty-two or so mountaintop cities that housed the human population of this post-apocalyptic world. It earned its moniker of “Academy City” by virtue of being an entire...

So, I finally surrendered and got Rule the Waves. With my naval stategy being... well, Imperialism (those of you who played get the joke), I wonder how many gallons of gasoline will be fed to the fire before it all goes down. I have only the faintest idea on naval tactics, technology, and...

It is said that some men age like wine, becoming finer and more distinguished with age, while others age like milk, going sour and losing all their positive characteristics. Kirl, on the other hand, had aged like oak, which was to say heavily gnarled and that one could bounce an axe off both...

"Let me explain to you something about the Realm of Exiles that most people do not realise. It is practically a parasite. Not only does it keep any beings exiled to it and refuses to let them leave with their lives, but it also often devours entire landscapes from other planes. Something magical...

REBIRTH BLUE OOC The Boundary. A realm where all the tangled lines of time meet and bleed into one another in an endless expanse of black, lit only by small pinpricks of blue. In this dimension, all events that have ever occurred are recorded and stored as raw information. In the depths...

================================================ Your name is Angelina Sirius. You are a foreigner who has just managed to get her life on track. Especially after you got some companionship. Though you still had a bit of regret inside of you, all from an issue you'll elaborate on later. Your...

You are Lung. You have personally fought the Endbringer known as Leviathan to a stand still but it retreated while you sank beneath the waves. You were captured by the Yangban but managed to escape before they could break you. Making your way to America, you made your own path and became the...

Vale, the most prosperous of the four kingdoms of Remnant, if the advisors of your father and the councils boasting and bashing for a higher salary were to be believed. The harvests had been plentiful, crime was lower then it had been in over twenty years, with the gangs and the faunus terrorist...