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AN: In response to someone once mentioning that there was a criminal lack of Megatron and Starscream Self Inserts in one of my old fics, I decided to do a Megatron Self Insert. But this one is in the Bayverse! The lore is spotty at best, so just bear with me as I piece together the puzzle that...

I've never seen the show. I've never read the manga. I've only read some fanfiction and that's it. and yet I cant get this idea out of my head, so I'm going to be putting it into your heads too. Todays story brought to you by JT Music's Night on Fire. It might just give you a hint of what's to...

Twist. Turn. Spiral. Spin. Float. Flip. Fly. Fall. Ground. Down. Pound. Boom. [] Choose A Color

Earth in star wars It is the year 2200 CE and the Terran federation has colonized the solar system. After the disastrous wars of the 21st century, overpopulation and increasing failure of the UN. A Global movement subsumed North America and Europe before spreading across the globe, taking...

You know. You don't know. It is dark. It is light. It is everything. It is nothing. Wake Up. [] The "Free" [] The Foul [] The Hopeless [] The Dreaded

Lights danced in front of my vision, a swirling corona that never seemed to stop. It was beautiful. Just what I expected the entrance to the Allspark to be like. A kaleidoscope of colors never seeming to end that welcomes me to the Cybertronian afterlife. All the while, memories from my past...

"The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal." - Attributed to Ancient Terran Scholar and Remembrancer 000. M31; Civilized System, 23-56, 'Heruvian System' The planet of 23-56 was a testament to the perseverance and ingenuity of humanity. The world had...

Hey, there. I'm BNSF1995, a newcomer around these parts. I first heard of Sufficient Velocity while reading about Strypgia's Neon Genesis Evangelion stories on TV Tropes, namely A Crown of Stars and Advice & Trust. Now I have made the decision to create a story here. Not really a story, more...

In 2155, the Centauri changed the fate of humanity as a whole forever by introducing humanity to the galaxy. In 2161, the Metasensory Regulatory Agency was disbanded in lieu of the openly authoritarian and not-so-secretly supremacist Psi Corps. In 2170 ... in another time, the Telepath...

Volunteer computing is a type of distributed computing in which people donate their computers' unused resources to a research-oriented project,[1] and sometimes in exchange for credit points.[2] The fundamental idea behind it is that a modern desktop computer is sufficiently powerful to perform...

Hi, ThunderOwl here. I´ve always been a fan of zombies, and as such I´ve always wanted to write a zombies quest. However, instead of the typical zombie virus we have seen in all shapes and sizes, I´ve wanted to take it in a more supernatural direction. My main quest is still going to be Loyalty...

It was at this instant, you knew you had screwed up. Somehow. You don't know how, but you just do. You could feel it in your gut. Or maybe it's your rumbling stomach. You are feeling peckish indeed. Refraining from rubbing your nape under the odd circumstances, you instead choose to soothe...

Here's my attempt at writing for this month's writathon over on RR! I'll try to post chapters as soon as I've written them and would love to hear your critiques :D Thank you! Ch. 01 - Welcome to Cap Flortia "Ah, finally! Cap Flortia!" Daniel, a young man of wild brown hair and lanky build in...

Carlau breathed in and did not feel the air filling his lungs. He breathed out, and felt the steaming exhaust wash over his carapace. He clenched his hands and felt neither the flesh nor muscles of his finger. He loosened his grip, and felt the shifting steel and the hissing pistons of...

You're all under arrest for murder and attempted transgenic blasphemy. In truth, none of you had the slightest acquaintance with Saul Arbest until a chance encounter on the 4:15 midhive eastbound train, less than an hour before the incident. During that time, what did he talk to you about? Who...

Hello! My never-ending quest to get attention from strangers on the internet give back to the community that has given me so much entertainment and joy over the years continue. Rather than writing another quest that I will inevitably abandon due to stress, anxiety, and/or lack of ideas, I...

Prologue "The Way To Mesagoza" In the world of Pokemon, there are people and institutions whose preeminence in their fields of expertise grant them worldwide fame and notoriety. The late Samuel Oak was the Pokemon Professor for his contributions to the field of Pokemon Research and his...

The Year is 455 M41. You have been informed by the Adeptus Terra that you have been awarded the Governorship over the Moran system. You are told that the previous Governor was purged for Heresy. The tithe is due and you have minimal information on your new realm. Lying in a underdeveloped...

Youze had a dream last noight. Youze were lookin at a city, loike doese big places humies, stunties and dose other gits live in. But dis city; it was a orcy city. Cause it looked loike one, sounded loike one, zog it even smelt loike one! And dere was all dese orcs 'nd gobbos livin in it, craftin...

First of all. I would like to congratulate our flopping Magikarp SI, for he has graduated from the P.A.I.N train as the Almighty Muse has now taken an interest in him and his story. Which means that his story will no longer be updated in [Preserved Archive of Ideas and Narratives] and in fact...

Jalente System, Aetelian Sector, Ultima Segmentum. 728 M41. Arriving ships are common sights in the Jalente System. Mostly in the form of cargo ships, arriving in the system´s sole inhabited planet in order to pick the agriworld´s bounty to feed the neighboring Systems. The rest of them are...

In dreams, everything is possible. It is a place where the real, physical, living person doesn’t matter because only imagination and thoughts affect that intangible world. The human mind has no limits for what a dream can be; like reliving a memory from simpler times to create a new world where...

You wake up falling out of a strange, fleshy pod. Your head hurts, pounds in a chaotic rhythm. Your first attempt to stand up only worsens the feelings and drops you to your knees. Lann: Whoa! Easy there, Commander! Daeran: This feels worse than the worst hangover I ever experienced, and...

For over twelve millennia, the hive world of Mevania has been one of the brightest jewels of the Ultima Segmentum. While smaller than many of its contemporaries, housing a mere two hundred billion souls within its spires, the world has long been renowned as a place of prosperity, security, and...

“Come on honey! We are going to be late!” You never could fully master the art of tying a necktie. Normally you would have a slip-on one or a clip-on bowtie, but the cat had hidden or destroyed them. “Almost done honey.” Grabbing your coat you head out of your bedroom, seeing your son...