diabolical laughter

Alright, I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I wanted to play around and try some stuff out a bit, so here! Updates will be inconsistent. You are an amnesiac transfer student to the Mitakihara Middle School. Your name is Wolf, or so you have been told, and you're pretty sure it's short for...

Author's Note: This was originally compiled in my snippet thread, but was getting too large to keep it there. It's also closer to "crack treated seriously" or “crack played straight” than Sanctioned was, but I'm having a lot of fun with it anyway. Feedback is greatly appreciated. Knowledge of...

Oops I did it again, something I will probably regret. lol I will regret this. Hello SV! I've decided to try writing fiction. Just fiction, because I have IDEAS right now. Here we have a quest. You are Opal Anderson, a regular 16 year old girl for all you know. I have somewhat of an idea for...

Author's Note: I've been told I should probably give this its own thread. So, here we are. This was intended to only be a one-off snippet to free my muse of the idea, but it seems to have snowballed instead. Surprisingly, people seem to enjoy it despite its choppy beginning. Knowledge of...

Knowledge of Practical Guide to Evil is not necessary for this story. An Impractical Guide to Ascension (Worm / Practical Guide to Evil) Or: An Impractical Guide to Villainy Heroism “The best defence is to have killed all your enemies.” —Dread Emperor Terribilis I, the Thorough From...

You step through the door into your apartment, close it behind you, and as the electronic lock clicks, you reach up and slide the deadbolt closed. That done, you set about removing your mask, gloves, and coat, placing them in the appropriate bins in the entranceway. Your shoes are removed and...

Why not have some fun? Here is where you can create/suggest KH Missions, Items, Characters, Summons, and other thingys based off of multiple Disney/Pixar/Star Wars/Marvel/Miramax* Worlds! I will post a few templates, and example for those templates. LET'S GET NUTS! (*These are just all the...

In the beginning, you were just an ordinary youth living their lives in an ordinary coastal city of Rockafeller. You had a family, and friends whom you could at least count on to not stab you in the back if time got rough. You harboured no illusions of grandeur in your future; no immense success...

You’re starting to hate your family. For most of your life, you thought you’d remain the only child of your parents. Not for lack of trying, you’re sure, but needing the assistance of an outside Inspired just to have you was not an outstanding indicator of fertility. One of the “gifts” of...

The last thing you remember was choking on the hamburger you had for lunch. Now, you’re somehow trapped in a pod hurtling toward a collection of what looks like ruined, melted spaceships. You crash through several entire ships before coming to a stop in a dark, abandoned room. You look down...

“You know, you’re going to fall off if you keep this up. Or, worse still, you might have your nose eaten by a flying shark.” You step away from the ship’s railing and halfheartedly glare at the Scout responsible for the unnecessary comment. Like all Scouts, he’s wearing a dark green cloak...

Your morning starts as it usually does; by waking up to the horrible squawking of your alarm clock. With lead-heavy limbs, you drag yourself out of the bed and use your bleary eyes to find your towel. You shamble over to the bathroom and wash out the sleepiness with a splash of cold water to...

You are an arakkoa. Well, of course you are. You've always been an arakkoa. As a descendant of the Anhari, you've focused on the arcane. At least until you were cast into the Sethekk Hollow. The Sethekk Hollow is said to be a pond comprised of the blood of the evil god Sethe, who was devoured...

This is the result of my ADHD mind getting so off track the train has left the station. I remember all the things that I'm delaying, I'll get back to them. Until then, there's this. **** The world changed when Scion arrived. It was an average, normal day that no one cared about. But there...

You carefully hang your most recent birthday present around your neck. Some would say using a natural bronze chain to hang a pouch full of assorted dice would be a waste of perfectly good metal. Those people clearly never heard of a good luck charm. Luck. Some people scoff at the concept and...

“It's cold.” You inhale and exhale, savoring the taste of the cigarette held loosely between your fingers. “We're up a freaking mountain, it's supposed to be cold. Suck it up.” You raise an arm, checking the time. 0303 hours. If intel was right, though you doubt it, then it is almost time...

We don't get paid enough to deal with this shit... The night air is cool and refreshing against your skin. Above you, the late evening sky is laden with stars and a whole moon that beams silver light. You sigh contentedly as you stare at the sight, enjoying the peace and quiet. Your eyelids...

Stories have power. This would be fine if it were the perfectly ordinary sort of power which comes from changing the thoughts and opinions of those who hear them, but unfortunately for you, they can also warp the world itself. They, much like many of those who made and told the stories in the...

You drift. For how long, you don't know. Hours? Days? Time is meaningless in this void. All you know is that you drift in a lightless void. Suddenly something shifts. A black platform forms underneath your body. As your back touches the platform, three pillars of light erupt around you. You...

Tuesday, the 4th of January 2011 It is a pleasant morning in Paris on Tuesday, the 4th of January. Only a few clouds drift across the slowly brightening sky, letting the Sun shine over the snow-covered streets of the city. Many people are already up though, scurrying across the streets to...

(OOC: Time Management is not my strong suit, so please try to be patient as best as you all can.) (OOC: Also when a Vote Tally comes in, that means votes are locked. But only when I do the Tally.) ==================================================================================== You woke up in...

Puella Magi - Senescent Lux The city of Light, Paris, has a long and colorful history behind her. Although the reach of her influence has fluctuated over the course of shifting generations, the city still continues to stand as one of the largest metropolis in the whole wide world. Indeed...

It all happened so suddenly. You were teaching your little brother Rumble some tricks when a storm began brewing. You thought it was just the weatherponies at first, but then it turned black. Malevolent. Filled with rage. Get out of my way, child. It echoed through your head. It engulfed all...

LETS BE HEROES Welcome to Sunburst city, we’re happy you’ve come to visit! As we’re sure you’ve been notified by our friendly border guards, Sunburst Island is a firearm-free zone, making for safer communities and happier lives! Already our violent crime rate is the lowest in not just the...

A Kingdom Hearts RP ...Sometime Prior... You all do know that moment, crystal clear... "Have you heard of the ancient Keyblade War?" "Yeah, the Master's favorite story." "Hm. So... You know the Lost Masters. They're the ones who started the Keyblade War." ...you never could tell back then how...