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The Kaiser's New Clothes Prologue: Kaiser Gets Wet "Fenja deceased, CC-6." Kaiser's heart clenched, but he didn't pause the attack, instead continuing to spear blades from the sodden ground around Leviathan while Nessa let out a strangled scream. Leviathan carelessly threw her sister's now...

I don't think anyone is too surprised that this is the next story. I planned on having this posted after the finale of Verdant Green. But I tripped into a writing block. So this is getting released early. I'm basing this on the show timeline, as I feel like I can do more with it. That being...

Chapter 1: An Oaf of the Brilliant Kind Hogwarts, Class 1961. No one would think much of a boy bearing the name Arthur Weasley. Not with a fairly poor background despite having a mother from House Black, and neither because of his average grades. By all means, Arthur was a nobody from...

Wraith (Alexandria/Rebecca) Rebecca frowned. Keith and David often teased her about frowning too much, but if there ever was a reason to frown, the coward who had just entered the meeting room gave it: Lung, the Dragon of Kyushu, Kenta—whatever he called himself these days. It didn't matter to...

Note: Hi. 💙 I'm trying to learn how the forum works, for I have far future dreams of trying to run a quest, so this is a training thread with a story I'm currently writing. Hopefully things are in the right place, and get formatted right. This is very much a "crack taken seriously" kinda story...

Taylor sat in the wreckage of what had once been her home. The walls were defaced with crude graffiti—slurs, threats, and petty insults scrawled over the framed pictures that still hung, skewed and shattered. Her mother's favourite vase lay in shards across the floor. The scent of something...

January 7th, 2011 Something felt off about today. Taylor couldn't put a finger on what it might have been, but something was different. As she walked through the ever more decayed halls of Winslow, she felt eyes on her. Watching, waiting for something. Some of them felt anticipatory, some...

Gods help me, I'm writing a Worm fic. I almost titled this "Hairy Issues". Inspired by the "Burnout" Burnscar SI. I was mixing in a spoon of sugar in my second coffee with Vicky's prattling serving as pleasant white noise when it happened. Foreign knowledge burst behind my eyes like a bullet...

Hah, Nami can't help but crow, if only within the privacy of her own mind, at the sight of the... What was it, what was their flag? Nami is sure she'd seen it, on their ship's sails when they'd first boarded. The Al...vion Pirates? Something. Whatever the case, she thinks herself perfectly...

Kankuro had been prepared for the worst when he and his siblings departed the Hidden Sand Village to come to the Leaf's aid, more or less. He loves Gaara, really, with all his heart—but a spade is a spade and a jinchuriki is an explosive tag waiting to go off. Sasuke is one thing, and Kankuro...

The history of humanity has been a history of doing stupid things, and hoping they work out for the best. From the first moment a bipedal ape looked across a chasm, and thought that they could totally make the jump (spoiler: they could not), humans and their antecedents have, from...

Welcome to Shuffle Time! You know when you mod a game and you replace the in-game character models with other people from other media, but you don't do that to everyone, and the story progresses as normal all the same? It's that, but Persona 5 Royal and based on the ruleset used by Advent...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010. Sophia the track star could have easily caught me, but on this day Sophia was more interested in lazily herding me than actually putting hands on me. Student after student glanced briefly at us and, understanding the situation - it's just Taylor Hebert being hunted...

POV: *Steve* In real life, I sat comfortably at my desk, headphones snug over my ears, fingers lightly tapping on the keyboard. It was just another evening on the server with friends, roleplaying like we always did. We'd been doing this for months now—acting as if we were the default skins from...

Legend of Daji: The Business Floof Or Kitsu got mad that all the good foxxo Taylor fics were dropped, and decided to pull a Thanos. Disclaimer: There will be lewd omakes in the QQ version, so head there if you're horny and just want seggs. Also, this is a Sequel Spinoff for a story I...

The world dissolved into a chaotic landscape of crumbling polygons and fractured code. I held Asuna close, our lips locked in a desperate kiss, a fleeting prayer for a shared future in the real world. But instead of the almost-familiar-and-not-quite-new sensation of logging out, a crushing...

Take me down to the Brockton Bay Prologue Officer Cole was having a good, slow day. He had pulled over a drunk driver and arrested a few merchants. He spent the rest of the day cruising smoothly through Brockton. That was until he saw a car that definitely should not have been on the road...

I came back to consciousness instantly. I knew what was happening - this wasn`t a first time I reincarnated. And I remembered vividly how my previous existence ended – revealing myself as a not-so-secret Black Dragon Kurita and not expecting a move from Takashi Kurita, even if we were in the...

This was kicking around in my head for a while even when I am meant to be working on my Tiamat story. So I decided to inflict you internet users with it instead. Enjoy! ~Story_Start~ The sun glared through the grimy window, casting harsh shadows across the dingy motel room. Shinku Tekina...

Making a Splash! It was a wonderful summer day. The sun was shining, the sky was almost clear with just a few large lazy clouds floating by, and the wind was blowing ever so gently; caressing his pasty white skin. Breathing in the scent of the ocean before him and feeling the coarse white sands...

Ulysses placed the lever on the control panel sending the rocket on the alien planets surface. It was earth year 3975 and Ulysses traveled many light years to reach the planet Soluris. Elsewhere on the planet soluris,gorilla s on helicopter shaped air craft catch half naked human s on a giant...

Things begin in the early 1990s when, due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the staff at Sega of America believe that the company's new mascot character, Sonic the Hedgehog, must be vocally in favor of chastity. The Japanese branch had only intended to say that the character should be...

Prologue: When one thinks of hell, images of rivers of fire and brimstone come to mind. To the more scholarly type, they would think of Cocytus's freezing winters, or the various tortuous realms of the seven rings. In truth, Hell around August was relatively balmy, not unlike the scorching...

Light of the 40th century Deep in the primordial void where neither light nor darkness painted creation. Where concepts originated and from whence they ceased. In the void both above and below the infinitum of the Absolutionism where unclaimed souls go to die, a golden soul pulsed with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYDqv8-lJE You are cringe. And that's okay. But what isn't okay is the fact that, for some inexplicable reason only the One Above All knows about, you and another cringelord have been taken from your homeworlds and given access to a multiversal travel device...