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The history of humanity has been a history of doing stupid things, and hoping they work out for the best. From the first moment a bipedal ape looked across a chasm, and thought that they could totally make the jump (spoiler: they could not), humans and their antecedents have, from...

Welcome to Shuffle Time! You know when you mod a game and you replace the in-game character models with other people from other media, but you don't do that to everyone, and the story progresses as normal all the same? It's that, but Persona 5 Royal and based on the ruleset used by Advent...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010. Sophia the track star could have easily caught me, but on this day Sophia was more interested in lazily herding me than actually putting hands on me. Student after student glanced briefly at us and, understanding the situation - it's just Taylor Hebert being hunted...

POV: *Steve* In real life, I sat comfortably at my desk, headphones snug over my ears, fingers lightly tapping on the keyboard. It was just another evening on the server with friends, roleplaying like we always did. We'd been doing this for months now—acting as if we were the default skins from...

Legend of Daji: The Business Floof Or Kitsu got mad that all the good foxxo Taylor fics were dropped, and decided to pull a Thanos. Disclaimer: There will be lewd omakes in the QQ version, so head there if you're horny and just want seggs. Also, this is a Sequel Spinoff for a story I...

The world dissolved into a chaotic landscape of crumbling polygons and fractured code. I held Asuna close, our lips locked in a desperate kiss, a fleeting prayer for a shared future in the real world. But instead of the almost-familiar-and-not-quite-new sensation of logging out, a crushing...

Take me down to the Brockton Bay Prologue Officer Cole was having a good, slow day. He had pulled over a drunk driver and arrested a few merchants. He spent the rest of the day cruising smoothly through Brockton. That was until he saw a car that definitely should not have been on the road...

I came back to consciousness instantly. I knew what was happening - this wasn`t a first time I reincarnated. And I remembered vividly how my previous existence ended – revealing myself as a not-so-secret Black Dragon Kurita and not expecting a move from Takashi Kurita, even if we were in the...

This was kicking around in my head for a while even when I am meant to be working on my Tiamat story. So I decided to inflict you internet users with it instead. Enjoy! ~Story_Start~ The sun glared through the grimy window, casting harsh shadows across the dingy motel room. Shinku Tekina...

Making a Splash! It was a wonderful summer day. The sun was shining, the sky was almost clear with just a few large lazy clouds floating by, and the wind was blowing ever so gently; caressing his pasty white skin. Breathing in the scent of the ocean before him and feeling the coarse white sands...

Ulysses placed the lever on the control panel sending the rocket on the alien planets surface. It was earth year 3975 and Ulysses traveled many light years to reach the planet Soluris. Elsewhere on the planet soluris,gorilla s on helicopter shaped air craft catch half naked human s on a giant...

Things begin in the early 1990s when, due to an unfortunate miscommunication, the staff at Sega of America believe that the company's new mascot character, Sonic the Hedgehog, must be vocally in favor of chastity. The Japanese branch had only intended to say that the character should be...

Prologue: When one thinks of hell, images of rivers of fire and brimstone come to mind. To the more scholarly type, they would think of Cocytus's freezing winters, or the various tortuous realms of the seven rings. In truth, Hell around August was relatively balmy, not unlike the scorching...

Light of the 40th century Deep in the primordial void where neither light nor darkness painted creation. Where concepts originated and from whence they ceased. In the void both above and below the infinitum of the Absolutionism where unclaimed souls go to die, a golden soul pulsed with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYDqv8-lJE You are cringe. And that's okay. But what isn't okay is the fact that, for some inexplicable reason only the One Above All knows about, you and another cringelord have been taken from your homeworlds and given access to a multiversal travel device...

AN: Crossposting this from SB... "Reporting here as ordered, Sir." I stood ramrod straight, following my new body's instincts, and trying desperately to suppress that dumb hick accent I was born with. Thank God I retained this body's memories when I woke up in that shuttle, or else I would...

Welcome to the recruitment drive created by Admin: Kuro. All of you will be erased save one. Now, entertain me with your flailing, I've got a bucket o' boredom, complete popcorn and a side of impatience. But where's the butter? Eh, the portions of your soul that flake off can be my butter! Now...

The noise of the city roared around me as I groaned. That had been a nasty fall. I reached up to the back of my head and thankfully felt no wetness. I opened my eyes and examined my hand to confirm. No blood, that was good. I slowly moved the rest of my body as I took stock. My back was in pain...

None Deserve to Starve In a world as advanced as that of Cyberpunk, who knew that starvation was still a thing. That it even could be a thing, That was the reality that he woke up to as he curled up in his own little corner of Night City. There, under the harsh neon lights of tall futuristic...

Beginning to post this here, has already been running a while on SB and AO3. A letter bomb, thought Taylor. All these years, Gold Morning, decades of dealing with Aisha, Lisa AND Victoria, and a letter bomb gets me. I'm getting sloppy in my old age. Falling back on old habits, she kept her...

This is a story written back in 2020-2021 out of the unrestrained whimsy of my heart, now crossposted to SV out of the realization that I never got around to that. Also I made the executive decision to de-silly the kerbal appearance just a little bit here back innaday. Originally beta'd by...

“Prithee… what dost thou mean, ‘no’?” In a realm beyond starlight, where dusk and dawn comingled, divinity remained above all. To be a God was to be a power unto oneself, to bear both the responsibilities of office and the power to execute. Such beings answered to two masters, and two alone...

Theo rubbed his eyes as he trudged into his apartment. A wide room that acted both as a bedroom and living room, it was nice, he supposed, but it didn't really matter. He sat his briefcase down next to the door and undid the buttons on his shirt. He tossed his clothes into the hamper and sat...

Timeline 100. Sunday, 1 May 2011, 9:45 AM. Akemi Homura sat on a tall (but not the tallest) concrete building still standing, overlooking the devastated town of Mitakihara. She sat on a relatively safe distance from the colossal witch – Walpurgisnacht – that was currently destroying the town...

Chapter 1 If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. That was the Arc Axiom that had given Jaune Arc the confidence to apply to Beacon Academy. That was the saying that had led him to awkwardly remain silent about being flung from a cliff into a Grimm-infested forest without a proper...