Bleach: Derailed

[X] just swallow your pride, and leave

Gotta get bestie Takako home and it looks like she's a sad drunk given all the depressed things she was saying, so she needs a friend right now.
 
[x] a spar, to prove that you're badass

Since the sensible/good friend option won't be picked, lets just unleash Zangetsu and start beating Rukia's pathetic ass into the dirt.

A Kuchki picking a fight of any kind does not reflect well at all. Doubly so from an Academy student from another Noble Family.

Wait, is that an argument for a spar or swallowing pride? I'm honestly not sure which this is.
 
Rukia at full power wasn't that bad, right? Losing is also OK

[x] a spar, to prove that you're badass
She got jobbed by a hollow at the very beginning of the series and couldn't even keep Ichigo restrained. So no, not really.
We called her tiny and slapped her with extended sword
That was as much her fault as ours. But the problem here is that she's the one wanting a fight.

She also needs to be knocked down a few pegs so she doesn't get herself killed like Kaine did.
 
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No we accidentally smacked her with our Big Sword.

Reasonably say sorry. She insults our sword.

Then we call her Tiny.

Gotta make sure this is made clear.
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Basically:
-Initial encounter(Swordslap) - Fault Ichigo.
-Rukia reaction(Insult Zangetsu) - Fault Rukia.
-Ichigo reaction(Insult height) - Fault Ichigo.

At this point it's Ichigo's fault, but Zangetsu will never let us live it down if we just let this tiny child insult him(though to be fair getting ass kicked by a little girl or losing a drinking contest would earn derision as well).
 
Basically:
-Initial encounter(Swordslap) - Fault Ichigo.
-Rukia reaction(Insult Zangetsu) - Fault Rukia.
-Ichigo reaction(Insult height) - Fault Ichigo.

At this point it's Ichigo's fault, but Zangetsu will never let us live it down if we just let this tiny child insult him(though to be fair getting ass kicked by a little girl or losing a drinking contest would earn derision as well).
Not exactly. More like:
-Initial encounter(Swordslap) - Fault Ichigo
-Ichigo apologizes(Which Rukia rejects) - Fault Rukia
-Rukia then insults both Zangetsu and Ichigo - Double Fault Rukia
-Ichigo then insults her height - Fault Ichigo

Honestly, Rukia is just a bitch right now. And not one with enough strength to back it up.
 
She got jobbed by a hollow at the very beginning of the series and couldn't even keep Ichigo restrained. So no, not really.
To be fair, she was distracted by protecting Ichigo's dumb ass. And I don't think we know if she could have used her Shikai then if she'd known to stop dicking around.
 
To be fair, she was distracted by protecting Ichigo's dumb ass. And I don't think we know if she could have used her Shikai then if she'd known to stop dicking around.
An argument can be that she should have been able to either better explain that she can handle it better because her weapon was made specifically for the job, or that she should have been strong enough to be able to restrain him properly.

If she is supposedly strong enough not to get jobbed, she should have finished the fight in one attack.
 
vote changed to
[X] a spar, to prove that you're a badass

She's being a bitch and looking for a fight, let's give her a fight
edit: sorry, I tought that adding the second vote would be enough
 
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[X] a drink off, to unconsciousness.

Actually vote changed to
[X] a spare, to prove that you're a badass

She's being a bitch and looking for a fight, let's give her a fight
Remove the drink part of the vote. Don't wanna confuse the tally.
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Ninjas.
 
On the other hand, we literally just had our first alcohol, so even that counts as "far more drinking experience".
You completely ignored the part where I said this can't possibly be Ichigo's first time drinking didn't you. Just because it was not seen in canon does not mean it does not exist here. And given how Ichigo knew the tips of an experienced drinker, and already knew he liked that stand...yeah, I'd say we can rule out him having never drunk before.
 
You completely ignored the part where I said this can't possibly be Ichigo's first time drinking didn't you. Just because it was not seen in canon does not mean it does not exist here. And given how Ichigo knew the tips of an experienced drinker, and already knew he liked that stand...yeah, I'd say we can rule out him having never drunk before.
Not entirely true, he worked with his father at the clinic, he must have learned something about medicine, and that include alcohol intoxication
 
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