Glad to see nobody too perturbed by the catto.
Nah. It's an interesting twist. I liked how Baeran convinced Miki to open up. I kinda thought there would have been more yelling and emotional damage, but he approached it pretty well.

[X] [A very unconscious, drooling snake-woman… scientist?]

[X] [A very pale woman dressed in finery, she looked rather similar to Isabella]
 
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[x] [A Sheep? A sheep with tits.]
You… think she was speaking the Common tongue, but she sounded rather angry.
A difficult choice, one that required much thought, but sheep girl won out.
 
[X] [A very unconscious, drooling snake-woman… scientist?]
Her name was Eliza, and she was quite possibly insane.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Erien on Mar 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM, finished with 16 posts and 15 votes.


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"... Yes." Miki says. Then, without saying anything else, she gently moves her hands to the front of her dress and pulls it up, revealing… Well, for starters she didn't wear underwear. Something you frankly expected given how much she liked to flash the underside of her ass at you. The second was… a penis, no different than your own, complete with a pair of testicles.

"You're a man?" you ask, curious.
...Huh. My guesses were way off. That certainly matches up with "As I truly am." I'm used Alps being somewhat common knowledge, though I do not remember if they retain their genitalia the way Miki has.

I am certain Brynhild would be delighted.
"Woman." Miki replies, sounding rather dumbfounded by the question.

"Alright. Is that all?" you ask.

"What do you mean is that all?"
I'm almost positive Baerun has encountered a similar situation at least twice, even if both of those instances were from gods swapping their own genders on a whim.
The door opens with a crash, and you see Ignis poking her head through. "Fucking finally! Why were ya hidin'!?"
Don't barge into medical facilities like this, Ignis!
"She did!?" a second, noble yet excited voice calls out, and you watch as Brynhild's head pokes around the bulk that is Ignis. "Oh my! How scandalously lewd!"
Right, chaste forms of affection before sex would be considered strange by most Mamono.
The relationship value of "I give some semblance of a fuck about you."

[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]

Isabella and her sister is a level of distraction I don't want at the moment, and Miki already fulfills the role of scientist. I hope this Shogotth tries to pick fights with the Unseen Servants to prove her superiority!
 
[x] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]
 
"Her name was, well, I've already spoken her name once and I fear if I do so again I'll attract her attention. But she was a Selunite."
Well, that sounds like a nice little plot hook being dangled at us. Curious if we've heard the name already in story - maybe she's somehow related to Selune owing Baeran a favor?

You stop, and simply smile at Miki.

"He?" Miki asks eagerly.

"It's your turn now I believe."
Just more proof of Baeran's unfortunate slide towards a Fall, I'm sure such cruelty as this used to be incomprehensible to him.

Miki nods her head. "It… does, I… I don't know if it was the chemicals I worked with, I don't know if it's part of being a cheshire but… I'm…"
...
"I can't believe this isn't bothering you." Miki replies.
Honestly Miki, you should be asking why you think it would. You'd expect a society where people can change species overnight would have less baggage about an alchemist accidentally inventing HRT.

You blink, trying to recall where you had left off. "Oh, yes. It worked actually. She managed to convince it to lay down its arms and flee. But within that… roughly six second timespan, the Ranger, not knowing what had happened, loosed an arrow into the back of the Orc's head. The Paladin was… perturbed."
Ranger here providing a prime example of why you should ban phones during the session. I bet you Mystery Paladin roleplayed the whole conversation too.

[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]
Her name was unpronounceable, but she was eager to serve regardless.

All interesting options, but there's no contest with Eldritch Blob Maid. I do wonder what her stance on the Unseen Servants will be?
 
[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]
Her name was unpronounceable, but she was eager to serve regardless.

[X] [A very pale woman dressed in finery, she looked rather similar to Isabella]
Oh my oh my.


Omg either of these would be wounderful!
 
Ranger here providing a prime example of why you should ban phones during the session. I bet you Mystery Paladin roleplayed the whole conversation too.
Could also have easily been the Ranger character doing a bit of roll-play or doing a funny himself, thinking he probably wouldn't hit the guy running away and unexpectedly rolling high. Would've been a low point of the session, but later an extremely funny story if the play group and campaign continued.

Though I suppose it didn't, given present circumstances. Darn, I made myself sad about Bearen again.


As for Miki, it's just one more strange thing about her, and makes me think it should've been investigated. Becoming a Chesher outside of Wonderland is already extremely strange, that makes her even more of an outlier. There's a cruel joke about her abilities as a scholars to be made there. But I feel the opportunity has long passed, and everyone has more pressing concerns right now.


[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]

I am ready for eyes on the inside.
 
Awww, that was sweet!

[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]
 
Adhoc vote count started by Erien on Mar 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM, finished with 32 posts and 28 votes.


And the lady purple takes the lead. Quite strongly at that!


View: https://i.imgur.com/9boPupk.jpeg
 
[X] [A purple… woman you suppose reforming herself, she had glowing yellow eyes and a maid outfit?]

[X] [A very unconscious, drooling snake-woman… scientist?]


Normally for a subject this important I wouldn't double-vote, but dangit I wanna see both of these!
 
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