GUN Quest - Only YOU can protect the UF (Sonic the Hedgehog Planquest)

OMAKE: A Brief Investigation
A Brief Investigation

If Jay was being honest with herself, this was definitely one of the stranger things she'd ever been sent to investigate.

The whole thing with random animals popping out of nowhere, as well as the much more concerning mysterious robots, was something pretty much all of GUN was aware of by this point. But for the most part, it was mostly agents picking up the critters and placing them somewhere where they wouldn't get themselves hurt.

There were too many unknowns about the strange robots, and at the moment the higher-ups weren't eager to send anyone to try and capture them. Not because they didn't think they were a possible issue, but because they wanted to have some equipment, or even robots of their own, in case things got violent.

However, the descriptions she was getting about this new animal were…well, unique.

Every officer that had attempted to capture the animal, as well as the S-team, had reported more or less the same thing. Humanoid (notable for difference in build from the other animals), about 100 cm (bigger than all the previous animals), white gloves, white-striped red shoes with gold buckles, blue fur, and super speed. The last one in particular was a concern for threat assessment reasons, what with the fact that the blue hedgehog could apparently break the sound barrier.

She was going to bold and underline that fact when she sent in her report, as well as emphasize diplomacy instead of capture. They could not have anyone pissing off someone who can do that at will.

And yes, she used someone on purpose.

Everyone who'd been part of the incident may have referred to the…creature? Lifeform? Alien? Whatever the hedgehog was, as an "it" or "just" as an animal. But, it felt like there were too many factors pointing towards this being a person.

The presence of clothes on the hedgehog could indicate someone had dressed them, yes. But the playful attitude the hedgehog had exhibited towards the S-team was something she wouldn't be surprised to find in a human teenager with that kind of speed. Factor in the human-like body language, plus the fact that some witnesses reported seeing them move their mouth like they were talking (though unfortunately the witnesses could not verify actual speech since they had been inside moving vehicles and the hedgehog had, supposedly, been quietly talking to themselves outside of said vehicles), and there was a better than even chance that this was a sapient being.

Now, Jay wasn't new to capturing people. It wasn't her specialty, but it was certainly something she'd been personally involved with a couple times.

However, she did have the base amount of empathy to realize that, hey, random people bigger than you trying to get their hands on you could be pretty friggin' scary. Sure, with the hedgehog's speed she doubted that kind of fear was something that got realized often, but it was the principle of the thing y'know?

Also, well, the hedgehog hadn't actually done anything wrong. Yeah they almost caused a traffic accident, and yes they also lightly injured some officers, but given the circumstances the blame didn't exactly lie at their feet. Because of that, she didn't really see any reason to immediately jump to the more forceful options.

Whatever agents they send should be the more diplomatic kind. The types who offer to buy their target a meal or two as long as said target is willing to sit down, chill for a bit, and talk. Information is something they really need here, and the hedgehog is probably going to be willing to share more if they don't try to shove them in a burlap sack.

Carrot over stick and all that.

Hopefully, director Max will see things her way. She'd rather not make an enemy out of a speedster.

That type of thing never goes well in comics, and it certainly won't in real life.

AN: The first Omake I'm making for this quest, and it probably won't be the last.
Here's hoping that we can do things a bit more politely than just trying to grab Sonic lol.
 
Now I remember seeing an au/fan comic of Sonic and Amy as G.U.N members but I don't remember the name of the artist
Probably something else but might you be thinking of this? https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/SonicTheGUNProject

Also found a tumbler that from first looks might involve a divergence involving GUN arresting Maria or something...

...I was looking at google images relating to GUN.


On a related note another image involving a reddit post had a question. They were asking why in Sonic X the police had flamethrowers.
 
I feel like the matter of the ghosts that very much exists should also be brought up. Not sure if we'll have to ever actually deal with that though.

Let alone the temporal effect between Earth and Mobius that resulted in a character who was an adult traveling to the later only to suddenly be a kid again....Which thinking about it involves timeline questions and I'm just gonna drop this line of thought. Probably not relevent.
 
Accepted as an Omake, feel free to ask for where to assign the bonus once the vote gets close to finishing.

...I probably should try to shoo the Thorndykes away before they all become Canon. I didn't expect the S-Team to get in.
A reminder Tails destroyed a lot of government property when he got locked up. Or when Sonic did. Either way it's a miss for GUN.

[X] plan: building up and finding Bats
 
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Look even before Sonic showed up this earth was appropriately crazy. He's just the latest and currently large leap of logic the people here have had to deal with

Two of those being two Gods of Light and Darkness, with the Dark God hiding near the Earth's core, which Eggman will awaken after cracking the Earth open for shits and giggles.

And another of those threats if I remember correctly is literally Satan.
 
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Two of those being two Gods of Light and Darkness, with the Dark God hiding near the Earth's core, which Eggnan will awaken after cracking the Earth open for shits and giggles.

And another of those threats if I remember correctly is literally Satan.
The one consistency in all of Sonic the Hedgehog is that if there is a greater evil out there, Eggman will discover it, attempt to take advantage of it, be betrayed by it, then help defeat it.

Though sometimes not that last step.
 
The Time Eater not betraying Eggman is something that still surprises me to this day.

Hey it had to happen at least once.

Two of those being two Gods of Light and Darkness, with the Dark God hiding near the Earth's core, which Eggman will awaken after cracking the Earth open for shits and giggles.

Wait hold on.... Chip is Light Gaia... Light Gaia is a god... He's on Sonic's side... Sonic X is an Anime.... Le Gasp!!!

Sonic has the power of God and Anime on his side!!!
 
A reminder Tails destroyed a lot of government property when he got locked up. Or when Sonic did. Either way it's a miss for GUN.

[X] plan: building up and finding Bats

Yet another reason I would prefer we try to get people like Sonic and Tails to come with us peacefully. I ain't interested in having our forces get punched by someone moving beyond the speed of sound, or getting stomped by an absolutely OP mech piloted by an 8 year old.

The former is just scary, while the latter will also screw with our PR on top of that. The army trying to fight an 8 year old ain't a good look, no matter if we win or lose.
 
Yet another reason I would prefer we try to get people like Sonic and Tails to come with us peacefully. I ain't interested in having our forces get punched by someone moving beyond the speed of sound, or getting stomped by an absolutely OP mech piloted by an 8 year old.

The former is just scary, while the latter will also screw with our PR on top of that. The army trying to fight an 8 year old ain't a good look, no matter if we win or lose.
While I'm absolutely in agreement with getting on good terms with the Blue Blur and his tech-minded sidekick, it's worth noting that we probably won't ever be able to outright recruit them under our command.

Sonic is very much not the military type, and Tails will nearly always follow what he does.

Speaking of, though, I wonder if it would be possible to meet half-way with Knuckles, though. The hard part would be convincing him that we have no interest in taking the Master Emerald.
 
While I'm absolutely in agreement with getting on good terms with the Blue Blur and his tech-minded sidekick, it's worth noting that we probably won't ever be able to outright recruit them under our command.

Sonic is very much not the military type, and Tails will nearly always follow what he does.

Speaking of, though, I wonder if it would be possible to meet half-way with Knuckles, though. The hard part would be convincing him that we have no interest in taking the Master Emerald.

Oh, I don't want to recruit them.

Out of character, I want to have a working relationship with Sonic so we can support him when shit starts getting crazy. I don't exactly have the vibe of this quest nailed down yet, but on the chance civilian casualties are going to be a thing we have to worry about I want to be able to help Sonic and his friends as much as possible. The best way to do that is to make sure he doesn't view us as "those random jerks who keep trying to kidnap me".

In-character…well, I like to think our character is the type of dude who can choose to have a civil conversation with someone instead of just immediately resorting to capture. As soon as we figure out Sonic's a person in-character anyways. Which…might be the case since my omake is a canon side-story?

As for Knuckles, we could probably work out a deal where he punches Eggman bots for us while we search for the Master Emerald for him. Granted he can sense the thing, so who even knows if that'll work out.

…Maybe offer to bring him the Chaos Emeralds too? I'm admittedly unsure on whether Knuckles also chooses to appoint himself as the guardian of the emeralds in some continuities.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by Bulborbish on Mar 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM, finished with 53 posts and 17 votes.

  • [X] plan: building up and finding Bats
    -[X] Prison Island Factory Restoration (1 dice + 1 mandate die)
    -[X] Capture Mysterious Robot (2 dice)
    -[X] Modernizing the Fleet - Intelligence (2 die)
    -[X] Investigate Interference Signal (2 die)
    -[X] Investigate Robbery Reports (2 dice)
    [x] Plan: On Signal case before its timer
    -[X] Prison Island Factory Restoration (1 dice + 1 mandate die)
    -[X] Capture Mysterious Robot (2 dice)
    -[X] Modernizing the Fleet - Intelligence (1 die)
    -[X] Investigate Interference Signal (2 die)
    -[X] Investigate Chao Modifications (1 dice)
    -[X] Investigate Mysterious Robots (2 dice)
    [x] Plan: Walking before running & GUNning
    -[X] Prison Island Factory Restoration (1 dice + 1 mandate die)
    -[X] Capture Large Animal (2 dice)
    -[X] Modernizing the Fleet - Intelligence (2 die)
    -[X] Investigate Chao Modifications (2 dice)
    -[X] Investigate Mysterious Robots (2 dice)


Going to go ahead and post a quick vote tally for all to see with 14 hours left. IF there is a tie by the time vote ends tomorrow, I will roll between top to plans to keep momentum up.

As to Sonic's reaction to GUN, I will confirm that there are ways to start on his good side and bad side. However, while generally Sonic should be seen as an Ally, he really isn't going to be proactively coordinating with GUN, even if you start with a healthy relationship. As some have surmised, the Sonic Crew are essentially going to be off the table to join GUN for one reason or another.
 
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