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Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

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[X] Plan: Footwwork Party
-[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
-[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
-[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
-[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
-[X]A Party: You are off to get drunk with your friends after a successful mission. It was tradition!
-[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?

I like the training part but want different personal actions.
 
If you guys want sasuke to become very fast teach him the shunshin remember that shisui with his sharingan and mastery of the shunshin turned him on one the fastest ninjas in setting and we should buy some training weights for the team.
 
[X] Plan: Stop the big fire country explosion
-[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it
-[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception
-[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion.
-[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
--[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals
--[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team
-[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
--[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo.
-[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
 
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Suggestion at some point stealth training for the team that just so happens to incolve pranking/messing with danzo's various agent in the village. and if we just so happen to uncover something that will atleast make danzo burn some of his internal agents.
 
[X] Plan Downtime
-[X] Naruto: Time to reveal the secret of Shadow Clones's memory retention to Naruto. Have the real Naruto work on water-walking (assuming he hasn't already learned it) while you teach him via his clones how to turn his pranking expertise towards actual traps.
-[X] Sasuke: Have him work on his stealth abilities by observing the rest of the team while trying not to be noticed, particularly by you.
-[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzo has a body, he needs training. Have him and Yakumo work on their combat teamwork
-[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
-[X]Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.
-[X]Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
 
I fucking love that some of things in this quest really are Danzo's fault! I choose to believe that Danzo was so busy fucking around with so much shit that an Uzumaki stuck in Grass slipped completely under his radar.
 
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I fucking love that some of things in this quest really are Danzo's fault! I choose to believe that Danzo was so busy fucking around with so much shit that an Uzumaki stuck in Grass slipped completely under his radar.
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Blam Danzo is not a meme, its a way of life!

And in some ways, a survival tactic.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Marlin on Dec 13, 2023 at 4:00 PM, finished with 23 posts and 12 votes.
  • [X] Plan: Actual Footwwork
    -[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
    [X] Plan Downtime
    -[X] Naruto: Time to reveal the secret of Shadow Clones's memory retention to Naruto. Have the real Naruto work on water-walking (assuming he hasn't already learned it) while you teach him via his clones how to turn his pranking expertise towards actual traps.
    -[X] Sasuke: Have him work on his stealth abilities by observing the rest of the team while trying not to be noticed, particularly by you.
    -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzo has a body, he needs training. Have him and Yakumo work on their combat teamwork
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.
    -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    [X] Plan: Footwwork Party
    -[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]A Party: You are off to get drunk with your friends after a successful mission. It was tradition!
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
    [X] Plan: Stop the big fire country explosion
    -[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it
    -[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception
    -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion.
    -[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
    --[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals
    --[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team
    -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    --[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo.
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
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To Be Continued.... Maybe After The Tiebreaker
 
Marlin said:
Adhoc vote count started by Marlin on Dec 13, 2023 at 4:00 PM, finished with 23 posts and 12 votes.
  • [X] Plan: Actual Footwwork
    -[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
    [X] Plan Downtime
    -[X] Naruto: Time to reveal the secret of Shadow Clones's memory retention to Naruto. Have the real Naruto work on water-walking (assuming he hasn't already learned it) while you teach him via his clones how to turn his pranking expertise towards actual traps.
    -[X] Sasuke: Have him work on his stealth abilities by observing the rest of the team while trying not to be noticed, particularly by you.
    -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzo has a body, he needs training. Have him and Yakumo work on their combat teamwork
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.
    -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    [X] Plan: Footwwork Party
    -[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
    -[X]A Party: You are off to get drunk with your friends after a successful mission. It was tradition!
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
    [X] Plan: Stop the big fire country explosion
    -[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it
    -[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception
    -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion.
    -[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
    --[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals
    --[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team
    -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
    --[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo.
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
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Yeah I am just going to call the vote and roll the dice if nothing changes.
 
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    • Scheduled vote count started by Magoose on Nov 29, 2023 at 10:00 PM, finished with 26 posts and 12 votes.
    • [X] Plan: Actual Footwwork
      -[X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
      -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
      -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.
      -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
      -[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"
      -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
      [X] Plan Downtime
      -[X] Naruto: Time to reveal the secret of Shadow Clones's memory retention to Naruto. Have the real Naruto work on water-walking (assuming he hasn't already learned it) while you teach him via his clones how to turn his pranking expertise towards actual traps.
      -[X] Sasuke: Have him work on his stealth abilities by observing the rest of the team while trying not to be noticed, particularly by you.
      -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzo has a body, he needs training. Have him and Yakumo work on their combat teamwork
      -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto.
      -[X]Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.
      -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
      [X] Plan: Stop the big fire country explosion
      -[X] Sasuke: Train him in panjutsu. He bought a mighty weapon from Iron and should learn to use it
      -[X] Naruto: Train him in patience by letting him wait all day, unless he spots your disguised clone then train him in perception
      -[X] Yakumo: Now that Hanzu has a body, he needs training. Give Yakumo the poke stick and tell her to train him in evasion.
      -[X] Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!
      --[X] Check Karins paperwork for selfreplication explosion seals
      --[X] Sneakly transfer her to your team
      -[X] Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?
      --[X] Inform her that Konoha is already rigged to explode 3 times. By the first Hokage as last defense,by the old guy from the filler episode and by Danzo.
      -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?
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    • Witness Me (Training Actions)

    [X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff).
    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer.
    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control.

    [X] How do you want to Train Naruto: Chakra Control and Taijutsu focus. Time to reveal the secret of Kage Bunshin's memory retention to Naruto. Train Naruto by having his clones lift up rocks with his chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble (basically the leaf sticking exercise on steroids). While training the real Naruto in Taijutsu sparring with the Team using teamwork practise against Yamato, taijutsu only (haven't done alot of teamwork for all three at once stuff). Rolled:D100 + 40 => 125

    "Naruto." You said your young genin's name with a smile, a devious one that filled him with dread. "I must talk to you for a few minutes." You saw the rest of the team seem to pale, but continued on with waiting for their instructions from you.

    Naruto seemed to be a little bit skittish as you looked at him. "Now Naruto, why the long face? I'm about to-"

    "Why are picking on me?" He asked. "I didn't steal your headband."

    You raised your eyebrow. "Explain that to my sink that has water coming out hot pink?"

    Naruto then shrugged. "Okay honestly, I have no idea how I did that, i was just trying to find out if there were monsters in the sewers I could loot and write off on my taxes.."

    You then took a breath. So that's why the sewer patrol was cleaning out rat corpses under your house? You needed to get on them for allowing the sewer rat population to explode. "Naruto, you are a brilliant young man, but lack focus, and you have a deep, deep challenge when trying to learn and focus. I want to change that."

    "How?" He asked.

    "Simple. You use clones. Right?"

    "I don't follow?" He asked.

    "You see the Shadow clone Jutsu has a fun little side effect besides making you a one-man army." You smiled. "Do you know what it is?"

    Naruto than blurted out. "Comedy potetial?!"

    Honestly, not the worst answer. "Besides that?" you asked.

    "I don't know." He replied.

    That boy was a mule sometimes. "Turn around. And make a shadow clone facing me." You ordered.

    Naruto did as ordered, turning around and making a single shadow clone. "Yo!" The Clone said, holding up a peace sign. "What do you want?"

    You held up three fingers. "Observe." You ordered.

    The Clone raised an eyebrow. "Okay, why do I-" You stabbed it in the face with a Kunai, and it popped from existence.

    "What the heck!" Naruto screamed as he nearly jumped out of his sandals. And his pants. "Why did you do that?"

    "Focus on the chakra coming back to you." You stated. "Tell me how many fingers I am holding up?"

    Naruto focused, closing his eyes. "You have three fingers… then you stabbed my clone in the face!" He opened his eyes. "What is going on?"

    "My young student, you have a bullshit amount of chakra, and clones that can transfer everything they see and hear to your mind and memories. Of course, not many of them can become viable for the simple fact you have no training looking through their memories. But with time and training, you can see through a thousand memories at once."

    Naruto was still confused. "I don't get it."

    You took a deep breath. May the gods give you strength. "Make a clone, and you have its memories when it dies. If you can learn to focus on it."

    Naruto smiled. "That's so cool, believe it!"

    There he was. "Start making clones boy. You're about to have fun with that. The clones will lift up rocks with their chakra to reduce the chakra use from a big boulder to a mere pebble. Think of it as a leaf exercise, only with rocks, and explosions."

    "YAY!" He screamed.

    "No, your clones will do that. You will be sparing with the team." You ordered.
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    -[X] How do you want to Train Sasuke: Taijutsu and Ninjutsu focus. The teamwork exercise for taijustus, as for ninjtsu. Teach Sasuke a ninjutsu that would enhance his movemnets, there are multiple clone techniques there's bound to be one decent movement enhancer. Rolled:D100 + 40 => 90

    Sasuke was surprised when you walked over, away from the army of Narutos doing the work there. "Sasuke. You are fast."

    "Is that a compliment, or a statement that I may run away to save my skin," Sasuke asked. "Cause that would make me angry."

    "Correct, but the problem is, I want you to be faster. Lord Fourth was the fastest man alive. Shisui, your kinsman-"

    "Cousin." Sasuke corrected.

    "Cousin, was the fastest man when the Fourth died. It is time for you to take up the mantle of speed. With your Sharingan, it will be easy. And fun."

    And enough to make you rich on the betting pool, once the chunin exams start. "See there are a few ninjutsu that can increase your speed. You already know about the body flicker and the Leaf one right?"

    "Yeah?" He asked. "I don't see how that-"

    "Sasuke." You smiled. "I have a betting pool with Gai going on right now, that says you can be the fastest genin in the village. Don't let me down! Don't let me lose to that lunatic Rock Lee!"

    "Shouldn't I get weighted clothes if that is the case?" He asked.

    You will. But there will be time. For that later. "Not now. So get ready to learn otherwise I'll get the poking stick."
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    -[X] How do you want to Train Yakumo: Taijutsu and Chakra Control focus. The Teamwork exercise while carrying kunai in the air with her chakra for chakra control. Rolled:D100 + 40 => 84

    "Taijutusu and chakra control." You said. "We're going to have more teamwork… but we need to work on that."

    Yakumo sighed. "Should have seen that coming." An explosion from the bolder exploding from one of the clones detonating stopped her for a moment. "You know we exemplify team Chaos don't we."

    "We do." You said with a smile. "So, can you carry a Kunai with only your chakra?"

    "Damn right, I can." She said.

    "With Naruto and Sasuke attacking you?" you asked.

    "That's going to be a bit harder." Hanzo snarked.

    "Well, good luck with that." You said as you turned to Naruto and Sasuke. "Get her boys."

    "YAY!" Naruto screamed.

    Was it worse than the poking stick? No.

    Was it more entertaining? Yes.

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    and you have a deep deep challenge
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    If we got any nat 1s in the upcoming update in production I blame Danzo. Clearly Danzo is so skilled he breaks the fourth wall in his competence.

    QM, do you do offscreen background rolls, or keep all rolls in the main quest thread?
     
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    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto. Rolled:
    -[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?" Rolled:
    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo? Rolled:
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    -[X]Looking for the Fourth Hokage's Artifacts in the Trash Pile: So, Shiro discovered a time traveler and some of the 4th Hokage's junk… the traveler got back home, but the junk still remains. Time too see what Minato left behind, and maybe steal something for Naruto. Rolled:D100 => 38

    Must I always write these blasted reports for you Hiruzen, mostly because I don't need to.

    You had ANBU watch us like a blasted hawk, and things were mighty fine without you going through like a comb through hair looking for anything that I would steal. That is my team, and while we can be uncontrollable loot goblins to steal things not nailed down... We have self-control.

    Most of the time.

    Anyway, you need to tell Naruto the truth of who his father is truely you heartless son of a bitch. Even if it's just a name. I can't be the secret keeper for your mistakes, and he will hate you for the rest of time if you had something to do with hiding it from him. No matter your respect for the Hat he may have.

    We found nothing of value. Minato hid things well.

    Yamato, Jounin-Sensei of Team 3.
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    -[X]Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?" Rolled:D100 => 36

    "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"

    It was simple enough, Shiro had a problem, and you were helping him out. However, that was the problem.

    "His clan thinks that Shiro is gay," Anko said with a smile. "So they hired me to find out."

    "I'm not gay, I hold no sort of feelings for anyone, and despite the fact I find you and Kureni physically attractive does not mean I consider you emotionally stable enough to deal with my issues."

    Ah, it was one of those things. More broken people. "You know, I'm not going to be your therapist, there are people with titles and degrees for that." You said.

    "Yes, but which one of those people is going to be not part of Danzo's pocket that you don't want to steal away for your students for your own personal situation and gain."

    Damn, he was right. "Hey, that's uncalled for." You said.

    "You are just lucky, maybe some stress relief would be good for you." Anko teased as she pressed up against Shiro. "Come on, remember all the good times we-"

    "Genin teammates and trauma bonding does not make a good and healthy relationship Anko." Shiro replied. "I want to be able to trust you unconditionally, anyone that I'm in a relationship with, and I can't do that anymore."

    Itachi… You sighed. "You can-"

    "Why did I even ask for your help." He said as he flickered away.

    You and Anko both sighed. "I told you that would happen." You said quietly. "He hasn't been the same since-"

    "Yeah, I know." Anko replied. "Still up for dinner?"

    "Nah, I got places to be."

    Reward: You cannot get through to Shiro.
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    -[X]Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo? Rolled:D100 => 38

    Danzo only stood still and gleamed at you like you were meat. "I don't like you playing games with your comrades like that, making them… worry."

    "Well get used to disappointment." You replied.

    "The Hokage will hear about this."

    "I don't care."

    "You should. The Genin won't protect you." He replied.

    "No, I protect them, thats how it works. I train them, and I help them, and than, they will survive." You stated.

    "You can gain more from-"

    "I don't want to hear it. Not from you."

    Danzo had a frown on his face. "Than when they are dying on some muddy field far away from home, and you didn't have the confidence to do what needs to be done… you have no one to blame but yourself."

    Reward: You did not troll Danzo, not at all.
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    Training: As you are training the Genin, you can choose to do them all together, or train them separately.

    The Write in is entirely on you to come up with an idea to train them.

    How do you want to Train Naruto:
    []Write in

    How do you want to Train Sasuke:
    []Write in

    How do you want to Train Yakumo:
    []Write in

    Missions: These are the missions ninja forces take to earn their paycheck. Your Genin are barred from taking another C-Rank for a little while longer.

    []Walk the Dogs of the Izunuka: The Izunuka clan needs some extra dog walkers as the kennel master is sick. That's going to be easy, as those dogs are smart.

    []Catching the Demon Cat Tora: The most dangerous D-Rank in the village. That cat is utterly insane

    []Weeding Gardens: You honestly just think people are lazy, considering that the weeds are so easy to pick. Well, time to pick them, and make the gardens beautiful.

    []Helping the Hokage with Paperwork: Wait, he wouldn't use shadow Clones, but would bring in unsuspecting Genin to the Paperwork piles! Hiruzen you Bastard!

    Personal Actions: What do you do?:
    (Choose 2)

    []A Party: You are off to get drunk with your friends after a successful mission. It was tradition!

    []Naruto's Moment: Naruto is at the grave of Kushina again. You want to make sure he's doing alright.

    []The Other Genin: So how are the other Genin teams doing?

    []The Strange Stalker of Naruto: Hinata Hyuuga, what are you doing trying to sneak into Naruto's apartment?

    []Getting Karin settled: Karin is now a Genin… reservist for now, but still you want to see how things are doing?

    []Talk to your Fellow Jounin: Shiro has invited you to deal with a problem. And Tea… though you must ask, "Anko… what are you doing with Shiro?"

    []Troll Danzo: Time to relish in the fact that Danzo cannot touch you at all, and you want to make sure that ROOT remembers that you are not a fucking member anymore. Freedom feels so sweet, doesn't it Danzo?

    []Getting the Team into Therapy: Dr. Kujo will be seeing this team, to get them mentally ready.

    AN: Enjoy and please vote in plan format please.

    And Uh, Yeah, I need comedy in my life.
     
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