Supermerica: A riot quest

Pacific Zone

The League are chilling, Flora is riding her plane through the skies and leaving flower trails in deserts, shits good

Mountain Zone

The Yellowstone Dragon and Azure Light decide to mess with the Comrades of The Hammer. Oops, an asteroid fell
"That/This one is good/sufficient" Said the dragon, pointing an asteroid, they collected such things on the regular so they could tell what wouldn't collapse easily while rocketing towards Supermerica
"Okay, float back and...... BATTER UP!" An avatar of Azure Light raised a large hard-light club and batted the big ol space rock in the direction of the Mountain Zone, at the Comrade's newest project

On the ground, Beppi watched from the distance as the newly restored train was set up, they did it despite the failure of the last one thanks to the efforts of her followers
With this they shall profit from the fruits of everyone's labour- AND FUCKING DAMMIT! An asteroid! Really!?
Beppi flipped the sky off as one of her followers' anihilated bodies flew past her from the strength of the impact on the train

Beppi
- Fucking hates the folk in space, almost as much as capitalism

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank gets into a fight with 53 people, as well as Jebediah and Tricky.
I'm having a harder and harder time making these interesting each turn
Jebediah, Tricky, and Sparkle~Horn had set an ambush, wanting to defeat Hank for fucking with them all the time, but the man's ability was quite tricky (The dj clown quite enjoyed the pun he made there) since it could result in them all murdering each other brutally, and by them I mean Sparkle~Horn, super speed is fucking crazy

So they hatched a plan

Hank heard rumours falsely spread by the trio, about another party, Hank thought this would be the same old song and dance, he walked into the canyon to where the party was rumoured to be, and saw the object he had longed for, the boombox he murdered a bunch of people for
But then a band of 53 bandits arrived, turns out this was their territory, too bad, there were no easy escape routes here, and of course Hank used his ability and turned this into a storm of gratuitous violence
Jebediah while being interrogated learnt that Hank's main goal was to get back at Tricky and get back the boombox, so the plan involved Sparkle~Horn quickly putting the boombox there, so it and the bandits would work as a distraction

Hank was busy slaughtering the bandits using the super strength he gained from them going berserk but suddenly he heard a loud boom from up above
Tricky's trio had caused and explosion using a bunch of oil canisters they filled up, resulting in rocks falling onto the rumble below, Hank used the strength from the fight to climb and jump across the falling rocks, rushing up using his strength that dwindled with each bandit that was crushed or killed

And with the last of berserk strength he reached for the cliff edge of the canyon
AND CAUGHT IT
He slowly pulled himself up, looking in the direction of the perpetrators-
Was that a rock getting clo-

Hanks head was annihilated by a sparkle covered rock thrown and given great speed by Sparkle~Horn, his body fell to the ground and splattered on the rocks below
The plan was a success, Jebediah and Sparkle~Horn simply watched while Tricky did a victory dance

Hank
- Deceased

Central Zone

Oldville Steals some trucks and an APC from the military base.
They fetch the trucks and vehicles from the base that run on diesel, bringing them back for their settlement, Old Man Jenkins watches as they roll in, ideas for modifying them running through his cranium at high speed, a chorus of inspiration from his blessing

People Of Oldville
- Got a bunch of diesel run military vehicles on hand

Drop a Golden Tear on the Mothman Statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.
It hits, and the statue changes, becoming a living being of flesh and bone, its eyes glow in the night sky, traversing the land at high speeds, outflying even the swiftest hawks
A group of Marrowolves were about to descend upon a group of travellers, but a dark figure landed near them instead, giving off a grand air of menace, their wings open with silhouettes like the claws of a devil
Their eyes crimson red like the blood Marrowolves knew was gonna be spilt in mere moments

In an immediate hurry like they have never done before they dropped their would be victims, let them fend for themselves, and RAN!
But it pursued, whatever it was the monster was not content with a common men
It wanted beasts

The Marrowolves clawed their way through foliage and whatever animals stood in between them and escape from this horror of the night, getting closer, closer, one could feel hear the beat of its wings as it glided between the trees with unparalleled skill
It tripped, left behind by its pack, it did not feel any betrayal from this, it would've done the same, the undead beast embraced their coming death hoping it would be quick

The red-eyed shadow seemed to be preparing to do something and in an instant there was but a single flash of white
................

Wait the undead werewolf was still alive, and there were more flashes, it opened its eyes, squinting to avoid hurting their eyes when looking at the light, the creature, which with a clear look now was more adorable than intimidating, this entity wasn't trying to kill or eat them, it was taking pictures and writing stuff down in a notebook
It stopped after a minute, only not being attacked since the beast was way too confused to do anything
"You're so cool looking! Thanks for letting me take pictures, I'm May, what's your name?"

The moth person extended their hand for a handshake, they were left hanging, and without a reply

"Not a shaker or a namer, got it, to each their own, well thanks for stopping to let me take a couple snaps, bye" May yelled "Weeeeeeee!" as they launched themselves into the sky looking for the next interesting creature to take pics off
Why you ask? Because they're May The Cryptozoologist!

May The Cryptozoologist
- A tall and fluffy moth person with a cheery personality and glowing red eyes
- Can see in the dark
- Can summon a camera and notebook
- Can fly at great speeds and with masterful finesse
- Has a supernatural level of skill in tracking and analyzing, being able to tell the capabilities and habits of a creature from even a glimpse at a picture
- Likes studying weird beasts, calling themselves a cryptozoologist

Have the Gator-Tron Trio fight somebody in an epic battle
- Blossom swordsman

The swordsman had been taken care of by a kind young hunter couple who had come across him being lost and dehydrated, they had watered him, gave him somewhere to sleep, and even gave him some new shoes since his old ones were worn out from constant wilderness trekking
One night he had arrived back to their home planning to surprise them with some treats he bought at the nearby settlement, some canned corn beef, their favourite
The sight he encountered was it burning, and the Gator-Tron Trio he had heard so much about stood before the flames, Gator Red holding the heads of the couple in each metallic hand

Blossom drew his blade
'Why? They didn't hurt anyone!"
Gator Red threw the heads away, and he and his siblings pulled out their own weapons "Because they were hunters, made a business selling the hides of our kin, like those boots you're wearing, like how you probably cannot tolerate a man being slain, we cannot tolerate gators being slain"
"I see, well, to each their own, but I WILL cut you down" Pink petals began to fall from nowhere
The Gator-Tron Trio said in unison "WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!"

Both sides charged at each other, Blue fired rapidly with his rifle but Blossom had the beams blocked with a large amount of petals, and he dodged the strike of Yellow's laser whip
He knew he could not block nor parry Red's blade so he pretended to go in for a strike, but at the last minute jumped back and let a bunch of razor sharp petals Red's body by surprise, causing the Gator-Tron to keel over in agony, which allowed Blossom to get a couple cuts in
Blossom went in for a final cut but Yellow in a panic to protect their brother cracked at the plant-based katana master, but he jumped out of the way

And this tragically resulted in Yellow's whip killing Red by accident, piercing into the trio member's metallic skull, Yellow's face bared an expression of shock and disbelief
"B-brother? Oh Deus Vermini! I'm so-"
The Blossom Swordsman cut down yellow quick and easy bisecting the distracted Gator-Tron, he turned to face the final one, Blue, both parties were determined to end the other

Blossom charged and Blue rapid fired once more, both parties dodging beams and petals respectively, but Blossom managed to close the gap and knock the beam gun out of Blue's hands, and as he prepared his swing he thought of the young couple, knowing in his heart(?) that he had ave-
Blue went gator mode and just bit into Blossom's head, shaking around the flailing, struggling swordsman until a loud crunch echoed before the embers of the nearby house

Blue had won, and left to bury the scrap that was their brothers, not be spitting on Blossom's corpse

Blossom Samurai
- Deceased

Gator-Tron Red
- Deceased

Gator-Tron Yellow
- Deceased

Gator-Tron Blue
X - Can fuse with the other two Gators to form GATOR-TRON, which is a large alligator robot with great size, strength, and the ability to fire lasers out of its mouth
- Quite depressed from the death of their brothers but tries to hold it in

Billy and Timmy start up a mine so they can get more resources for the Rowdy Boy's home and farm.
Cletus looked at the tiny mine Billy had built for Timmy out of matchsticks, then just gave the boy and vole a thumbs up, tired from being the responsible one while Jeremiah was on the tri-
Oh thank DEUS they're back! Cletus was worried he'd have to organize a schedule again instead of ruining one, oh and it seems Feldari can fly now, neat
Also HAH, big bro got princess carried!

Rowdy-House
- Timmy has a tiny mine under the front porch where they collect stuff underground

The Cub Scouts expand in numbers to the point they establish multiple new hidden and secured camp grounds with some help from allies in various locations. Something about either one or more people starting fights and leading to a rather unfortunate situation.
Counselor Ursa was staring intensely at a log, with a Buzzle standing next to him confused
"What are you doing?"
"TESTING!"
"For fucking what?! There is nothing here!"
"FAIL!"

The log opened up to the surprise of the Buzzle, revealing the interior of a log cabin inside and the cub scout who somehow fitted within, god damn does Ursa's abilities get ridiculous
"I could see you shake slightly at the last moment there, do better next time! But the rest is good execution you fooled the Buzzle over there"
"Sir yes sir! Thanks for the criticism sir!"

Cub Scouts
- Have a couple super sneaky hideouts in the woods, inside logs, bushes, pinecones, squirrels

Eastern Zone

"Okay.... okay... so clooooose... dammit!"
The Bbq-bull gently patted their follower on the back with a hoof, they overcooked the meat again but it knows the cultist is making good progress, the bull silently repeated the cooking process and let their follower observe, while the others were busy hanging HOLY MEATS in the smokehouse, made with blessed recipes and techniques

Space

"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAH!"
The two beings were still laughing their nonexistent asses off at the prank they pulled on the Comrades cause murder funneh

Choose a single course of action

[] Hit the Empire State Building with a golden tear

[] Hit a member of a faction with a golden tear
(Each vote for this throws a tear at a separate faction each)

[] Have Jeremiah go on a date with Feldari

[] Hit Hank's corpse with a golden tear, see what happens

[] Write-in