Supermerica: A riot quest

Pacific Zone

The League Of Capitalistic Gain (Those that could sit on chairs, the Living Factory just retracted its legs) were at the ocean being served food and drinks by their many lackeys, the gorilla's sipping on banana milkshakes made with the efforts of some lackeys
Valentine lounging with a brunette chick on their right and a blonde stud at their left
Raccoon-Trash-Man and The Living Factory were trying to play poker, and failing cause the structure had no limbs to pick up the cards with

Mountain Zone

The Yellowstone Dragon begins restoring Yellowstone in order to make it it's home/base
It attempts to do that, but simply scorches the land more with its thrusters, its claws were not built for construction, or digging, they're basically just for decoration, Azure Light sees the plight of their partner and space a grand palace is formed with their power the Yellowstone Dragon is quite grateful for this gift
Soon the beast builds a small hoard of

The Star-Light Palace
- A castle of hard-light in space, built and maintained by Azure Light
- Orbits the planet, always right above Yellowstone Park
- The Yellowstone Dragon lives here
- There is a hoard of fancy looking asteroids in pleasing shapes kept here

Yellowstone Dragon
- Lives in the Star-Light Palace

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Sanford and Deimos get into a fight with 99 people in a shopping mall.
When I started this quest, I did not think someone would dedicate themselves to single handedly lowering the population to the point of unsustainability using Madness Combat characters
But life do be crazy like that

So Sanford and Deimos were traveling with some others, went to a mall and then found out that there was actually an entire settlement inside, the leader of which was friends with someone they murdered at a certain party, which ended up with their companions betraying them to get on the settlements good side

The traitors had their faces torn off and thrown onto some mannequins by Deimos, Sanford stomped multiple people into the escalator, and the both of them proceeded to through the mall before hanging the entrails of the leader on the front sign, they took the supplies and went on their way

Central Zone

Drop a golden tear on a group of moles near the location of the cub scouts, leading to a rather peaceful and kind group with an interest in adorable outfits to mine and refine in while they sing, in their underground lives.
It hits, and I fucking love it
"High ho, high ho, it's off to work we go!" The little moles with their floppy caps and little tunics dug through dirt and stone, refining ores and gems with a masterful level of quality, while Counselor Ursa and the Cub Scouts watched from the distance, loving the sheer adorableness of it

"I have never seen anything more precious in my life, and I ain't talking about the gems"
"You got that right Ursa sir"
"I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"

Miner Moles
- Short sapient mole people that dress like the 7 dwarves
- Have the ability to dig through dirt and very hard stone with their bare claws, alongside refining ores and gems with great ease and skill
- Like to sing "High ho, high ho"

Moley Miner's Union
- A moley miner's union run by Miner Moles
- They procure, collect, refine, and trade ores and gems for money

Have Jeremiah and Feldari go on a crazy adventure
Jeremiah's "Get away from his brother's antics for a little while" trip was going to unexpected places to say the least, he and Feldari were running from a wild pack of Marrowolves, well, less running and more Jeremiah was carrying the Count's unconscious body while riding down a hill in a wheelbarrow hoping to Deus Vermini it won't fall over

They were ambushed and the marrow eating wolves threw a rock at Feldari and knocked him out, prompting Jeremiah to improvise their escape by dumping the spare luggage from the wheelbarrow, hopping in, and going down the hill
A Marrowolf jumped forward from a treetop and gripped onto the handle of the wheelbarrow, but Jeremiah pulled some farming shears he accidentally brought along for the trip and cut the bone, causing the beast to fall off and roll head first into a rock, dying instantly

The other undead canines decided to do the strategy that worked best before and started pelting their fleeing victims with rocks and fired bone shards, one rock hit Feldari, half-waking the bird from their concussion, they shot up and noticed they were bundled in the makeshift escape vehicle with their master

"O-oh sir we sem to be intangled iiiiiinnnnn this thang, wunt me to make it more cuuuumfy?" They were a bit out of it since they got hit in the head twice, but they were trying and failing to give Jeremiah a shoulder rub, but their hand thing just kept bumping into his face
"IT IS NO TIME TO FLIRT, HEX, FUCKER, HEX!"
"Yooooorrrrrreeeee... nyo fuun" The fowl barely conscious warlock waved their talons in the air, what was meant to trip the Marrowolves over missed their targets badly, instead hitting the trees, rocks, and some random animals on the way down the hill
This death hex was death by falling, the Marrowolves and Jeremiah heard a large amount of noise behind the chase, and all looked behind to witness uprooted trees, loose stones, and animals that tripped over, all rolling down the hill like the local ecosystem and then some became an avalanche, because it did

Now the Marrowolves were screaming alongside Jeremiah in fear, now fleeing to stay alive as well, the avalanche being too wide to simply run left or right, soon the avalanche grew closer, having turned red once the animals that were part of it were crushed, and a Marrowolf was added to the mix, then another, and another, soon the pack that were previously the predators were nothing but prey, and the hill was becoming less and less steep
The wheelbarrow was losing speed, as Jeremiah held Feldari close, bracing for the end, in a split second he felt the Count shaking their head, his talons wrapping around him, and the feeling wheeled dirt/produce/or tool carrier beneath going away
Feldari just shook himself into thinking straight again (By that I mean logically, he usually just thinks gay) and seeing their master in mortal danger, forced the evolution of his abilities

Feldari has just become the second blessed to evolve their abilities
Their humanoid form can now fly, and the duo flew back home with Feldari giddy from their achievement and their lord being so close
Jeremiah was both happy he and Feldari were alive, but was preparing for Cletus to rib him about that fact he was being princess carried

Count Feldari
- Has evolved the ability to fly in their humanoid form with 4 big ol crow wings

Oldsville gets a tanker truck and collects fuel.
After learning from someone who awakened with some useful knowledge that diesel usually lasts longer then gas, they grab a diesel run tanker truck, fill it up, and go out collecting as much as possible for potential future use, and soon oldville has a bunch of diesel in a giant ass truck

Drop a golden tear on Old Man Jenkins, giving him music themed abilities.
Jenkins sat down thinking up plans for the diesel, possibly generators, but obviously not that useful since they barely know how to make more and there is a time limit, to burn enemies could be useful but properly throwing it all on them would be difficult, as ideas for its applications swam through the old timer's head a loud knock echoed from the door

He got up, the cracking of his joints loud like that of rickety worn out furniture, he extended his hand and opened the door
"Didn't I tell you guys not to disturb me during thinking ti-" Jenkins paused at the sight of a golden tear floating there, before he could react it rocketed into him and he fell to the ground

He woke up a minute later as some residents of Oldville crowded around his form laying across the couch
"Sir! We're so glad you're awake! What happened?"
Old Man Jenkins just stared at the ceiling, and got up, picking up a music box he found when he first settled Oldville off the shelf, he tinkered with it and soon he revealed to the group a walking talking tiny brass ballerina, he winded it up and the group watched it dance
"Have the big house prepared, I'm gonna be damned if I don't pass this gift on"

Old Man Jenkins
- Blessed with the ability to create music themed technology out of brass and clockwork, powered simply by winding it up or playing the instrument-like controls well enough, you could also power them by feeding them music but it seems if you have a music machine power others the music it produces has a weaker charge then it should since whatever in it they consume for power is accidentally absorbed, he can make walking talking cellos, armour that fires blasts of sound, piano-shaped cars, and the knowledge can be passed on

East Zone

The BBQ cult comes across a functional smokehouse filled with jerky spices and recipes.
A pilgrimage following their lord the Bbq-Bull soon came across a strange little structure behind an abandoned home, their lord was knowledgeable in such matters so they prompted their faithful to examine it, soon they opened it, empty but in a couple drawers underneath the main cupboard full of metal wracks, right next to the firewood pile, was a bunch of spice bags and recipes

With guidance from their masters moos, and a fuck ton of trial and error, they had learnt to operate their first holy site

The House Of Smoke
- A neat smokehouse built in the backyard of some house in the suburbs
- Considered a holy site by the bbq-cult after they first discovered it and operated it with the help of their god
- They carved a bunch of holy bull shaped symbols onto it and the fences around it

Space

The Yellowstone Dragon napped in their new neato palace, after thanking their companion for such a wonderful gift

Choose a course of action

[] Have the Gator-Tron Trio fight somebody in an epic battle

[] Have The League Of Capitalistic Gain go into battle with the Comrades Of The Hammer

[] Drop a Golden Tear on some rando

[] Drop a Golden Tear on the Empire State Building

[] Write-in