šŸ² FIST OF THE SPACE DRAGON [Intergalactic Martial Arts Quest]

Henlo.


I'll be honest, instead of drawing up a character that suits my fancy....


...I decided to throw my hat into the ring for once.

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....The Warrior burst out of the pod, armor gleaming! The Zombie Hoard stood no chance against his attack! You swear you could hear him yell a challenge to the Skeleton on the TV, green eyes blazing in his skull and-

**SKKKKSH!!!**

Nothing. No fight, no final declaration of the prize given. Just static.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

And in an instant, she's back at her favored booth at the greasy spoon she always eats at, on the backwater planet her and her family have called home for who knows how many generations at this point. As the fry cook gives a half hearted grunt and bangs their fist on the television set, the announcement cut short by a cathode on it's very last leg, she sank back into her seat, fuming.

The warlord's words were still ringing in her head by the time she noticed her friend was speaking to her, doing their best to salvage what was left of the meal that wasn't knocked off of the table when she made her outburst. On the bright side, the Yeren with the nickname of "Horse" was far than used to her more....eccentric, displays of emotion.

However, when she responded to his questions of how she was doing, the conversation getting more excitable before she slammed her hands on the table, making her way to the door, she could see "Horse" regaining his composure as he ran after her, paused, went back to the table to pay for the meal and damages, then ran back. She could barely hear him calling out as she ran back to their hangout spot in a nearby junkyard, something about her idea being crazier than normal.

Not that it stopped her any.

In fact, all she replied was-


"SCREW his wish! If that pile of soup stock wants to see a REAL warrior, I'll be the last thing he sees before I TAKE OVER HIS EMPIRE!"



[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
Henlo.


I'll be honest, instead of drawing up a character that suits my fancy....


...I decided to throw my hat into the ring for once.

------------------------------------------------------------
....The Warrior burst out of the pod, armor gleaming! The Zombie Hoard stood no chance against his attack! You swear you could hear him yell a challenge to the Skeleton on the TV, green eyes blazing in his skull and-

**SKKKKSH!!!**

Nothing. No fight, no final declaration of the prize given. Just static.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?"

And in an instant, she's back at her favored booth at the greasy spoon she always eats at, on the backwater planet her and her family have called home for who knows how many generations at this point. As the fry cook gives a half hearted grunt and bangs their fist on the television set, the announcement cut short by a cathode on it's very last leg, she sank back into her seat, fuming.

The warlord's words were still ringing in her head by the time she noticed her friend was speaking to her, doing their best to salvage what was left of the meal that wasn't knocked off of the table when she made her outburst. On the bright side, the Yeren with the nickname of "Horse" was far than used to her more....eccentric, displays of emotion.

However, when she responded to his questions of how she was doing, the conversation getting more excitable before she slammed her hands on the table, making her way to the door, she could see "Horse" regaining his composure as he ran after her, paused, went back to the table to pay for the meal and damages, then ran back. She could barely hear him calling out as she ran back to their hangout spot in a nearby junkyard, something about her idea being crazier than normal.

Not that it stopped her any.

In fact, all she replied was-


"SCREW his wish! If that pile of soup stock wants to see a REAL warrior, I'll be the last thing he sees before I TAKE OVER HIS EMPIRE!"



[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
I love it. Is there a reason you don't want any of the stats to be a 5? Going from a 4d10 to 5d10 on a stat has a pretty significant impact on TN 20/25's.

My suggestion is to make her more dumb of ass :V
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumber of Ass Build [4/3/1/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
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[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumber of Ass Build [4/3/1/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
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[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumber of Ass Build [4/3/1/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 

"SCREW his wish! If that pile of soup stock wants to see a REAL warrior, I'll be the last thing he sees before I TAKE OVER HIS EMPIRE!"



[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!

Boo, she's using character art bribery to make her character win, ban her /j

But nah, this is really well drawn and has a fun character to it
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumber of Ass Build [4/3/1/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Spectra
-[X] CHIDROID
-[X] Custom: (2/3/3/4)
-[X] Write-In: Wish to find your maker
--[X] Your maker vanished without a trace the day your chi drive was installed, leaving nothing behind except schematics and burning questions. You don't know what you'll do once you find them... but that won't matter unless you actually find them.
 
[X] Dawn Codex Of The Dragon Priest Chi-Chan
-[X] CHIDROID
-[X] INDOMITABLE SPIRIT(2/2/2/4)
-[X] WISH FOR POWER

[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!

Because I find the fact no one decided to tell the Chidroids 'no' when it came to names to be funny. So here it be, Plan ChunniBot.
 
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[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
Because I find the fact no one decided to tell the Chidroids 'no' when it came to names to be funny. So here it be, Plan ChunniBot.
The ones that don't name themselves don't know what they're misssing. The ones that do name themselves often live long enough to realize how embarassing the names they picked are.
 
[X] Tong Bi
- [X] Yeren (+1 Might, +1 Agility)
- [X] Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass Build [3/3/2/4]
- [X] The Hell with a Wish, I'm taking over this system!
 
[X] Gympie
-[X] TORUSAN
-[X] SNEAK (2/4/2/2)
-[X] WRITE-IN: Boredom. You can't remember the last thing that sounded this fun!

Hm... Guess we are gone be a Kung Fu bot.

Still, it would be hilarious to play as a small fluffball and beat up the "big" guys.
 
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