ORK KWEZT

Turn 2
Oi, you'ze lot, we'ze got lotsa rokkz now, but it ain't comfy in here'z no more! Dere'z lotsa boyz, and not lotsa space! Also, where iz diz?!

Turn 2
Orkpower: 41
Space: Cramped

Da Boss:
@Theaxofwar

[] Hit da rokkz!
- [] Write-in direction
[] Spark da rokkz!
[] Pile up rokkz!
[] Get inna scrap!
[] Grab doze squigz!
[] Grab doze teef!
[] Zog off!
- [] Write-in direction
[] Write-in (make it orky)
 
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[X] Git two Rokkz. Smash dem togetha until wun Rokk iz choppier than the udda!

I shall be the Ork that invents the Choppa!
 
[X] Theaxofwar

One uv da most entertainin' fings 'bout humiez, iz watchin' dem arguin' about their 'ekonomiks'. Da funny fing iz, arf uv 'em believe it, but da over 'arf don't, so'z da wunz dat do 'az ta eivver hit da wunz dat don't anyway or run fer it. Wot a lot of muckin' about if ya ask me.

Dis iz 'ow Orkanomics works. Every Boy kontributes 'iz share to da big Waaagh!, an' da boss leadz da Boyz, an' gives da Boyz a good Waaagh! back!
 
[X] FantasticMsFox
 
Awright ye orky gitz! Weez had a proppa scrap weez did! But for a roight proppa scrap, weez need ta scrap good, and fastah is good! Tah go fastah, we needz squigs! And red! Red squigs scrap gooder!

[X] Grab doze squigz!
 
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