Situation Foxtrot (SAO/Foxhole) [COMPLETE]

[X] No new plan: You didn't bring the supplies, the troops, or the equipment to bring this dumpster fire of a base into spec. Get everyone into trucks, pull them back to Wraith's Gate, and then sort of float back to there and then do this all over again when Hooker and the rest of the goon squad gets here.
 
[X] Very new plan: Tell Hooker to waive off. You've got rank on him, you're the woman on the ground, and most importantly you can put Kitsuragi on the line to make very sure Hooker understands this is a dead letter. If he's in-hex, your King Spire's radio will reach him, if he's not then the radio sets at Quietus can. You don't know how many dead bodies are on the beach right now, but the number is too damn many for his "brigade" to stand a chance in hell of engaging Rime, even if you called Asuna right now and told her to start pounding.
 
I have decided that I hate New Plan, because it is maximum risk, and I may be giving Hooker and the Navy too much credit, but I think that if Orr says "We can't hold out long enough on the beach, you're going to be hitting a hostile shore if you come. Don't."
That they will actually listen. (Or at least, the DC for them not to listen to the Good Idea Fairy won't be too high.)
Sure, VNP leaves us in a suboptimal strategic situation afterwards, but I don't think the situation if we try New Plan will be much better - especially with how our logistics are *fucked*.

[X] Very new plan: Tell Hooker to waive off. You've got rank on him, you're the woman on the ground, and most importantly you can put Kitsuragi on the line to make very sure Hooker understands this is a dead letter. If he's in-hex, your King Spire's radio will reach him, if he's not then the radio sets at Quietus can. You don't know how many dead bodies are on the beach right now, but the number is too damn many for his "brigade" to stand a chance in hell of engaging Rime, even if you called Asuna right now and told her to start pounding.
 
Because some Collies aren't NPCs. Sundowner is a dick and might be using his PMC as opfor.

(Quest is ~40% SAO, 40% Foxhole, 5% Metal Gear 15% technothriller as per discord.)

To be specific, I said "80% SAO, 5% Metal Gear, 15% other technothriller to modernize" since a lot of the original SAO's plot points haven't modernized well. It's a twenty year old franchise at this point, and it's been pretty decently modernized every time Reki actually bucks up and goes "no this is shite, tear that bit out, fucking editors/past me/damnit coauthor vodka" and goes back to the beginning. A lot of major plot points, such as IJA-tier revanchism, cyborg interoperability, AIDS, and the GIFT principle, are all a lot better explored nowadays, so I need to consequently bring the series' takes up into the modern world. Equally importantly, I (man it feels pretentious to say this, aaaaaa) read the LN on a lot of the series before it was animated, so I haven't actually watched the anime (yet) for a lot of the later arcs, much less Orbital Flail the Movie.

Needless to say, I expect the anime to have toned down, brushed up, and adjusted a lot of what I'm going to call bad editorial decisions and author fetish moments. I, therefore, need to go through and actually see how this has all changed in the 8-10 years since I read the books so I can make sure I appropriately do fit-and-finish with a lot of elements that have been modified with Current Events (example A: the assassination of everyone's favorite meme PM, Shinzo Abe) so they have the same effect re authoritive intent of Reki and re-interpretation and new intent from myself.

I still love how I can say though that, with complete honesty, the only difference between SAO and Metal Gear is the former doesn't have high-frequency swords or as much mecha. Not no mecha, as much mecha- and the propagation isn't strictly one-way either. I'm willing to put money on the Final Destination of SAO inspiring the redux of Mother Base in no small aspect, personally speaking.
 
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[X] Very new plan: Tell Hooker to waive off. You've got rank on him, you're the woman on the ground, and most importantly you can put Kitsuragi on the line to make very sure Hooker understands this is a dead letter. If he's in-hex, your King Spire's radio will reach him, if he's not then the radio sets at Quietus can. You don't know how many dead bodies are on the beach right now, but the number is too damn many for his "brigade" to stand a chance in hell of engaging Rime, even if you called Asuna right now and told her to start pounding.
 
Vote call ladies and gents.

edit: these rolls are for the wrong result, b/c the vote output is weird. See next rollpost.
Scheduled vote count started by 7734 on Aug 20, 2022 at 2:08 AM, finished with 49 posts and 34 votes.

  • [X] Very new plan: Tell Hooker to waive off. You've got rank on him, you're the woman on the ground, and most importantly you can put Kitsuragi on the line to make very sure Hooker understands this is a dead letter. If he's in-hex, your King Spire's radio will reach him, if he's not then the radio sets at Quietus can. You don't know how many dead bodies are on the beach right now, but the number is too damn many for his "brigade" to stand a chance in hell of engaging Rime, even if you called Asuna right now and told her to start pounding.
    [X] New Plan: Play for time. That gunboat artillery is powerful, but if its anything like the mortars you're used to, it's also inaccurate. If you keep moving so that they can't correct their shots, and keep running anti-tank on the coastline as a threat, and the gunboats will either have to focus fire the bunker base you're getting re-fortified to accept the next load of troops at, or stop Zairman from harrasing their lines. It's a dicey plan, but it's also the one that saves the most people- you think.
    [X] No new plan: You didn't bring the supplies, the troops, or the equipment to bring this dumpster fire of a base into spec. Get everyone into trucks, pull them back to Wraith's Gate, and then sort of float back to there and then do this all over again when Hooker and the rest of the goon squad gets here.
    [X] New Plan:
    [X] New Plan: Play for time.
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Wow, Play for Time actually clears it by one vote. Closest it's been in a while.
 
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I think you're misunderstanding something, the winner is the one where we tell hooker to fuck off, not the one where we stall to wait for hooker to land, and I think the latter is what you're referring to.
 
I think you're misunderstanding something, the winner is the one where we tell hooker to fuck off, not the one where we stall to wait for hooker to land, and I think the latter is what you're referring to.
Open the rest of the vote window. There were two votes for New Plan, but they did not quote the entire paragraph and so were not automatically folded into the vote. ...Here, I recounted the votes with some vote management myself.
Adhoc vote count started by 7734 on Aug 22, 2022 at 4:32 PM, finished with 49 posts and 34 votes.

  • [X] New Plan: Play for time. That gunboat artillery is powerful, but if its anything like the mortars you're used to, it's also inaccurate. If you keep moving so that they can't correct their shots, and keep running anti-tank on the coastline as a threat, and the gunboats will either have to focus fire the bunker base you're getting re-fortified to accept the next load of troops at, or stop Zairman from harrasing their lines. It's a dicey plan, but it's also the one that saves the most people- you think.
    [X] Very new plan: Tell Hooker to waive off. You've got rank on him, you're the woman on the ground, and most importantly you can put Kitsuragi on the line to make very sure Hooker understands this is a dead letter. If he's in-hex, your King Spire's radio will reach him, if he's not then the radio sets at Quietus can. You don't know how many dead bodies are on the beach right now, but the number is too damn many for his "brigade" to stand a chance in hell of engaging Rime, even if you called Asuna right now and told her to start pounding.
    [X] No new plan: You didn't bring the supplies, the troops, or the equipment to bring this dumpster fire of a base into spec. Get everyone into trucks, pull them back to Wraith's Gate, and then sort of float back to there and then do this all over again when Hooker and the rest of the goon squad gets here.
 
Well looks like I need to re-roll literally everything now.
7734 threw 1 10-faced dice. Reason: Timer Dice Total: 1
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7734 threw 1 10-faced dice. Reason: 4th Squadron: Fingers Total: 7
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Oooof the dice are not happy.

So we have to hold for a long time with no supplies?
Pocketed in a scenario, with no supplies, half the brigade is overstretched, the other half is almost if not cut off, we're being shelled constantly, we have a Port City held by enemies to our north, enemies to our South and South West in two Forts that have sufficient forces probably to close the pocket, or forcibly empty our lines. and we've lost most of our vehicles basically or will do so soon.

Clusterfuck of a scenario leading to an even more of a clusterfuck with a large portion of Command elements trapped, the other cutoff, and us in the deadzone with a couple platoons of wounded, and the rest of the force just done for in terms of casualties for the 1st Waves Marines... yea scenario is a mess, and we're basically about to either go for a Glory and Death or Hooker might somehow unfuck our situation to breakout.
 
So without spoilers (such as they are), I shall simply say; congrats on your first Big Fuckup, thread


Not like bad rolls, just the first genuinely straight-up Wrong Decision; being sufficiently afear'd of some politik that you decide to let the second wave (try to) follow the disaster of the first. As Tabac said in the discord; this thread has freedom, including freedom to be wrong and deal with the fallout

Just, threadly reminder that there /are/ straight-up incorrect choices in some votes.

On the upside: we all get to watch warmly as the invasion of Weathered Expnse implodes and enjoy yhe fireworks of Asuna hitting the roof, which ngl I genuinely look forward to
 
Weathered Expanse Push: Icarus Wept
Walking out to your tank, you breathed deeply. Realistically speaking, there were too many communications links you had to cross in order to get your hands on Hooker. Any call you put in would need to go to Silica to get it on the telegraph, then it would need to get channeled through The King, then after going through The King it would need to go through Quietus, before getting radio'd over to wherever Hooker's command post was. Considering you knew- mostly from Tepes' experience- that the Colonials were employing active jamming and interception, that meant you'd never get the orders through in time. Worse, they'd hear your communications, and come screaming down your throat. That would just get everyone killed.

So. Just pulling the existing Marines wasn't an acceptable option. You needed something else to help get things rolling. Mounting up, you tabbed over to the radio station for Zairman, on his regimental command circuit.

"Zairman, this is Orr. Got a minute?"

"I'm free, yeah," he said, voice scraggly as a burst of static came through. "Keep it quick, please."

"Do you think you could skirmish for a few hours? At least four?"

"Maybe-" you heard, before a burst of static cut him off.

"Read back, please."

"Maybe," Zairman said, still very fuzzy. "This fort's better set up. It'll be harder."

"Do your best, and if its' too hot, we'll pull out."

"Read back, over."

"Do your best, we can pull out if its bad."

"Copy that," Zairman said. "We'll do our best. 64e out."

With that, you immediately tabbed over to MacLaine. "MacLaine, come in."

"Aye, General?" he asked, sounding tired even over the tinny call.

"How are you and yours holding up?"

"We've got about… oh, three hours left in us. Maybe one decent scrap."

"Can you stretch to four?"

"Four hours of ass-sitting, sure. Four hours of fighting, forget about it. We're on cold meals and Kirknell's best sippy cups, General Orr. It's bad here."

"I'll see what I can scrape up, but it's gonna be a lot of ass sitting. Just keep waiting and digging."

A snort managed to work its way through the comms channel. "General, we can either wait and be not quite fresh for the fight, or we can dig and be stuck in trenches. Pick one."

"I pick dig in. I don't know what naval artillery bombardment is like, but I expect nasty."

"Wilco."

With that, your orders were handed out. Getting back down, you looked around the desperate bunker base, frowning at the piles of laid-up soldiery. "Lieutenant Kitsuragi," you said, pulling out a cigarette to keep your temper calm. "Is it the standard operating procedure of the Navy to keep their men like this?"

"We're strapped for b-mats and shirts, so yes," Kitsuragi said. "The working parties are in half-bell shifts, so in a bit they'll trade off. Most of our people are walking wounded, so their endurance is bad."

Opening your mouth to send them to the regimental corpsman, you stopped, realizing that A: you didn't have a regimental corpsman after you'd defacto held the job, and B: you couldn't buck this up to the brigade corpsman, because you didn't have a brigade anything.

Actually, that was a good question. Could you have separate brigade-level resources, or would you need to make a paper holding regiment? The answer was probably in your book, but now wasn't the time to check. You still had to call Kazoo. Pulling up his frequency on the radio, you tabbed in, catching a blast of Ukrainian swearing as one of the captains gave a report. As Kazoo told him to rotate out, you cut in. "Got a moment, Colonel?"

"Orr?" Kazoo asked. "Make it quick, the Colonials are getting aggressive and they're leaking wide enough to hit my delivery trucks."

"How long can you hold there?" you asked, making it quick and dirty.

"Could be five minutes, could be five hours. I'm doing good on shirts, but the problem is 12.7mm and getting RPG shells. The fucks have armored cars, and it's making things tricky."

"Hold out as long as you can. I'm going to try to hold the beach open for the Marines."

"You're fucking what?!"

"They're down to pissing into the wind, I can't just leave-" you said, before a sonic shriek pierced your ears, making you rip the headset off. "Fuck!"

"Everything okay, General?" Pedro asked, looking back at you.

"We're getting jammed," you said, still wincing. "I'm going to talk to Kitsuragi again."

"Alright, General. Just, if the shells start falling, get back to the tank. It'll keep you safe, since it has the best armor of anything here."

"Alright," you said. From there, it was easy to get back into the bunker base, seeking out Kitsuragi again. True to her word, the persons on the walls had changed over- proof, at least, that she was serious about shift rotations.

"What is it, General?" the Lieutenant asked, frowning.

"I've got a lot of supply trucks that are going to need to go get supplies soon," you explained, taking a drag off your smoke. "You've got a lot of corpses here- and four hours is too long for you to not have them on hand. If we send them as cargo, we might be able to get them back before your second wave gets here."

Kitsuragi looked pained as she thought about it. "Are you sure that you can't get us shirts?"

"I'm an artillery officer, not a miracle worker here. This is the best I've got."

"Fucking… fine," Kitsuragi said, spitting on the dirt floor. "Give me a cig, I'll start putting a team together."

Taking a coffin nail out, you passed it over, and blinked when Kitsuragi drew a flat-topped Ronson-alike lighter. With a snapish flick, she had the cover brushed aside and the flame lit, guttering feebly in the dark of the bunker base. Putting the device back in her uniform coat, she shivered, cupping the smoke for warmth.

Walking away, you paced. This was quickly turning out to be a bad idea- intensified when a sergeant's trench whistle started pipping out a frantic tune- a beat to quarters.

"The fucking gunboats are coming back!" Kitsuragi snapped. "Everyone, battle stations! Anyone under a half load a' blood, start throwing corpses in trucks! Everyone else, get a gun and spread out in the trench lines! Repair Crew, pray to whatever gods are looking! Move people!"

Running outside, you started to hear the sound of a screaming shell. Climbing up the side of your King Spire, you barely got inside before the first shot fell. When it landed, you felt the digital brain of yours rattle in your head, and a faint coppery taste pervaded your mouth where you'd bit your tongue.

Pulling on your headset, regardless of the screeching, you frantically tuned into your answer loop as your driver tried to get you away from the bunker core- the obvious target of the shelling. Each shot sent fountains of dirt into the air, and you could hardly hear the screams of the radio from under the bombardment- and then, another sound. The bass growl and rumble of a building breaking.

"No! No!" you snapped, ordering the world to go back to what it had been. Pushing yourself up out of the hatch, you stared at the crater that was what remained of the Navy's abortive bunker base. "God damn it!" you swore. "Driver, move us up to the 64e!" you snapped, before changing your headset to A-set and repeating the order.

"Negative, General," the weedy voice of the forgotten driver came out. "Colonel's orders. The General must survive! Very certain of this."

"To hell with you!" you snapped. "At least get us close enough to cover the convoy out!"

"Then button up, for God's sakes!" Pedro shouted, turning around to bodily pull you back into the tank- and as you did, another shell landed, shrapnel ripping through the air and catching the tank's hatch hard enough to rip a spread of holes into it. A handful of ricochets fell on your helmet, the hot steel smoking as it fell about the tank. Pulling the hatch down with a rope, you hissed.

"I'd prefer if these were my guns," you groused, before the driver got you near your trucks. The shells were falling off, you thought. Things were slowly quieting, in a peaceful way- and then the thunder resumed. This was no rumble, though- this was the concentrated fire of a squadron. The guns fired once, twice, thrice, and stopped. You couldn't hear the scream of the shells yet, but that changed quickly as the onrushing horror came closer.

"Ah hell, they're coming for us," Pedro snapped. "Gun it, Thames!"

"Gunning it!" the driver yelled, pulling you ahead of the trucks for just a moment- and then hell fell. Your bell was rung again, as the shelling rocked the tank, your helmet knocked loose as you held onto the radio-set to stay upright. The tank was skewing to one side, a hellish grinding coming from the left side, before a barely-heard "fuck!" rang out and the tank flipped.

Then the next wave of shells came in, cratering the earth and ripping what was left of the tank's armor to shreds. As shrapnel punched through the bottom of the tank, you heard the now-familiar sound of someone's last breath as the driver couldn't take the hit, and then you heard it. If before it had been the roar of an oncoming train, now it was growing louder and louder, drowning out the engine and the screaming of the turret and the suspension. It was the loudest sound you ever heard- and like several times before, the last.

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Death, you opined, should not be this fucking cold. Getting off the pure white floor, you blinked- you were missing some people. Normally, death was a lot of folks from the dead hex, in little puddles and piles, scattered all about in their white, featureless robes. Right now, though, you were alone.

"Been waiting for you to show up, little miss Goldilocks."

Correction- you weren't alone, and you weren't in the garb of the dead. Instead, you were in your full officer's uniform, medals you didn't recognize on your chest and your sabre at your side- but no gun, interestingly enough. Turning slowly to face the voice, you frowned as you saw the bald titan, metallic ports on his head advertising what, exactly, he was.

"So, this is what the fearsome Sundowner looks like in the flesh," you commented aggressively, trying to get your feet back under you.

"As if there's any flesh to go about this damn simulation," he cussed casually. "Still, I figure I can take some time out of my day to see how the ol' edumacational programs are going, and it's been a conga line of fucken shame after shame to see. Takes an Army puke to move the west side, and over here in the east the belle of the ball ends up with the tactical accumen of a frat boy on a week long bender."

"Sometimes bad decisions happen," you said, shrugging. "I don't have to explain myself to you."

That earned a snort, and Sundowner snapped his fingers. Falling, you felt a creeping pain dance up your fingers and toes, reaching deeper and deeper towards your heart as you tried not to scream. "On that point, you'd be mistaken, little miss Isabel Abigail Malenfant. You do answer to me."

"What-" you squeezed out through gritted teeth. "-is this?"

"I'm giving you a taste of the fun for what happened to the poor bastards who survived that artillery strike," Sundowner said, grinning. "Just a little hypothermia and frostbite. That Kayaba fellow did some amazing simulation work, tricking the brain into thinking you're freezing to death like this."

"They'll be back through to collect the corpses soon enough," you hissed.

"Then you won't mind cooling your heels until I hear an apology," Sundowner said, summoning a chair to plop himself in. His smirk was dark and evil, and you just stared a hateful stare. Still, though, the pain intensified, and as you watched your fingers grew cold, black, even necrotic as you failed to shift them.

It took everything you had to resist screaming, as the frost trickled up your arms, blue cold accenting blue blood, the virtual damage pushing you to the breaking point as you frantically held on to whatever you could to block out the pain. It was omnipresent, in the corner of your eyes and ears and mouth and nose, tongue no longer responding, eyes locked open and dead ahead at ten thousand meters distant. There, in the middle distance, you could see it- a way out.

"I see someone's finally found the way out," Sundowner said, rousing himself to come up next to you and adjust your arm straight out to point at that distance. "Apologize, and I'll tell you more."

With a spasm of your back, you fell, aimed well away from that. It took every thought you had, focusing on the words you wanted to say. "I.. choose… life."

"Ain't an apology, but I ain't making you fucks apolegetic anyway. If the lack of courtesy is a real issue later, I'll just whup your ass into it," Sundowner mused, making another hand gesture. The pain eased, slightly, and you found yourself able to move again, bit by bit. "So, Izzy. Got that teenage rebellion out of your system yet?"

"I'll be civil," you grumbled, working yourself unsteadily back to your feet.

"Good enough. Now, you're probably wondering why I called you here today," he said with a smile.

"Figured… it was the star," you muttered, tapping your kepi. "Play your game, win your prize."

"Close- that's why you're first," Sundowner said, smirking. "It's been damn near half a year, Izzy. How you think the ol' meat-bag outside is holding up?"

A shot of terror, real terror, hit your heart. "Probably looks like shit, but still breathing," you said, lips pinched.

"Well, you ain't wrong," Sundowner said, pulling a file out of his giant, cliche trenchcoat. "Course, you ain't right either. Turns out, when both your folks are dead, the state tends to go to bottom bidder medical care."

That hit like a bullet to the chest. "What?"

"Oh yeah, your mamma and poppa? Bought the farm, kicked the bucket on the way out, and are currently pushing up the roses. Plane crash, kid. Terrible thing, ain't even in the schedule."

Now you fell to your knees, trying to keep from crying. The frostbite, the pain, that had been physical. Easier for it. This, this dug deep.

"Aw for fucks' sakes, you ain't like the other investments, right. Parents. Fucken hell," Sundowner grumbled. "Get over it, kid. You got more important fish to fry."

"I'm sorry, but there aren't many things more traumatic than loosing your parents," you snapped.

"How about a kidney, a lung, and both legs?"

You blinked. "Excuse me?"

"Remember that bottom-rung facility I mentioned?" Sundowner asked rhetorically. "Yeah, inner-city joint, so fucking bent I could use 'em as a worm screw. Turns out they were doing a brisk business on the side selling bits and bobs, and with the kids like you they didn't even need anesthetic. NerveGear's real handy like that, you know."

"That doesn't explain the legs," you muttered.

"Yeah, those are on me," Sundowner admitted casually. "They ended up shot through with pressure wounds, so my doctors advised taking 'em off. Nasty stuff, think some were gangrenous. Was useful for patching in some new smells, though- not that the kiddies will thank you!"

"So why are you telling me this," you asked, trying to make sense of all this. "It can't be just to gloat."

"The gloating is nice, but nah. This is a job offer."

You were gobsmacked, and for the second time in this conversation. Still, now that you weren't literally freezing to second death, you could rebound. "What are your terms?"

"World Marshal, my personal private military contractor, has some staffing issues. I can pick up trigger pullers, accountants, and general officers in job lots, but it doesn't exactly mean I've got a way to put 'em together in a way that works well. Had a few crises of staffing, and since business is booming I gotta get on top of that."

"So you need NCOs, and low-level officers," you summized, trying to hold back the veritable tide of distaste.

"Close enough, considering you ain't read in yet. Now, while I'm not a charitable individual, I do think I can cut a mutually beneficial deal. Pick a part for me to replace, and I'll do a little cyborg magic to get it into shape. In return, you work for me long enough to pay it off- at free market rates, 5% interest, all set from day of instillation. In addition," Sundowner said, smirking, "I'll throw in a few bennies to help you get out of this little game."

"How much are we looking at, salary-wise?" you asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Hundred and twenty grand a year- all going straight into taxes and funds owed, plus bennies. Full ride company medical, and the World Marshal Visa Card for expenses. You will have those, by the way. Get used to 'em."

"Vacation time?"

"Four weeks, but only if you can schedule it. Considering how active our deployment schedules are, you might need to take payout."

You had to burry the shudders, the active shudders, of distaste deep in your soul. God, this hurt. You were literally selling yourself, piece by piece, to this madcap bastard. The why was set in your mind already- better you do this and buy the rest a chance to get out of the game, than anything else. It was a sacrifice- just give a bit of yourself up, and the rest would work itself out. As a satirical piece of Johnny Cash ran through your mind, you faked deciding on the issue, before issuing a definitive nod.

I built her one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime…

"Deal," you said. "Now, what are those bennies?"

"Well, first things first, the 'ol cheatsy respawn token," Sundowner said, with a predatory smile. "They're for the lung transplant. Just write in someone's four-digit serial down on these, drop 'em off, and they'll respawn like nothing ever happened. Great if your little tanker-boy happens to get buried behind enemy lines, you know?"

"And the rest?" you asked. "I am on a time limit here, and I don't want to get pulled away by a respawn."

"Hah! As bad as you fucked up, it'll be a day or two before they find your corpse," Sundowner jeered. "Option two, for the kidney, is a few secrets on life, death, and respawns- including the great big button 'o doom you saw in your fit of dumb-ass back there. It'll be a fun conversation explaining how you figured it out if you want to share, but not my problem."

You nodded- God, that was precious information. With that, you could make so many people do whatever you wanted- if you were willing to risk the news you'd actually gotten to see behind the curtain getting out.

"Finally, option three, for the big ticket item called 'two whole-ass legs', we have the secret on how to get into the good shit in Relic Vaults, as well as some other tidbits of information on the things. While you might have given Ivanov some cheap bits that Japanese femboy dug out of the ground, there's more to those things than meets the eye. A lot of love went into 'em, and it'd be a crying shame if all that kit just sat around getting unloved. That, and an important tidbit about the motherload in Marban's Hollow"

"Alright," you said. "Can I take a moment to think?"

"You got ten minutes, Izzy. Get thinking."

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[] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.
[] Prosthetic Lung: $300,000 market value, est. 2.5-3 years to pay off. Gives 1x 20-pack of blank dog tags, to allow respawn of persons who have dog tags MIA.
[] Prosthetic Legs: $4,000,000 market value, est. 33.5-40 years to pay off. Gives information on Relic Vaults, including how to open the deeper doors and information on "the motherload in Marban's Hollow"

(AN: to those asking why the legs are the most expensive option, if you look at Revengance and any of Raiden's fancy shit? Yeah, the legs are the same kind he's got, plus a lot of the other body mods so you can actually use those thunder thighs in more than first gear. Sundowner be setting you up with the good shit.)
 
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[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.

Commit to the bit, as they say. Risk it for the biscuit. Frankly, we'll need this just to replace lost gear, and if nothing else it might save us some faintest shred of credibility. As for the price tag: bold of you to assume this won't end in a rooftop showdown with the big man, Red Sun and all.

EDIT: a cogent argument was made in favour of the cyberkidney
 
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[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.

I'd say go for broke. We're already fucked so in true Orr style we might aswell dive in; we're not gonna get this shit for free when we wake up, and trying to get those replacements actually set up is gonna be its own thing. Make the deal with the devil, we are planning to stab the smug motherfucker anyways so might aswell add theft to the list.

Also, this info can really help us to win over people after what horrific mess was made of this OP, and help a lot more people from dying, especially the info on death and respawns. If we can get that back to the Intel lady then that should be able to spread very nicely.

Edit: can only get one it seems. Highly suggest we get the kidneys, less immediately useful but it's gonna be huge for reducing the amount of permadeaths happening. As for having awkward conversations about where we got it from... too bad. We already fucked this OP by deciding communications is for suckers.
 
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[X] Prosthetic Legs: $4,000,000 market value, est. 33.5-40 years to pay off. Gives information on Relic Vaults, including how to open the deeper doors and information on "the motherload in Marban's Hollow"
 
[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.
 
[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.
 
[X] Prosthetic Legs: $4,000,000 market value, est. 33.5-40 years to pay off. Gives information on Relic Vaults, including how to open the deeper doors and information on "the motherload in Marban's Hollow"
 
[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.
 
[X] Prosthetic Kidney: $1,000,000 market value, est. 8.5-9 years to pay off. Information on "life, death, and respawns" which also covers permanent death casualties.

Edit: I recommend people join the discord server(s) 7734/Tabac has one and there is also a more active channel on PoptartProdigy's occasionally there are 'spoilers' such as 'you fucked up' and 'this is no new plan but worse'.

We knew our capabilities and sticking around to save people wasn't one of them, we were confident we would win the political fight that was coming later but we chose not to take it when it mattered. This vote threw any argument we could have made about Hooker out the window because we are equally as reckless it proved we cannot make a correct decision worth a damn in the eyes of the majority of the players (in-quest which will matter since that fame bonus may be counteracted by the fact that we were pocketed for a while and this is the definition of a massive casualty event) and the players by extension have thrown away any and all political capital that was held previously or could be gained by our actions.

We need to remember previous updates and stick to prior plans, situations change but when a previous update mentions that we can't do something we have to keep it in mind.
 
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