An Indifference of Larks: A GliTch Quest

it really wouldn't do to be a rude guest for our scheduled meeting.
I feel like anyone who invites multiple Strategists to a potluck and still expects everyone to bring a dish is in for some disappointment.

Rest assured that the regulars at the local Chancery/Doom Cult potluck do understand that people are only sometimes put-together enough to actually cook anything.
 
Long rambling lines of thought quite frankly work. It feels… appropriate, for this character.

Purple is one of the magical girls, right? I rather suspect that entire fight sat badly with her. Let's give her every opportunity to get involved, because involving twelve-year-olds in the abstract, ruinous war of existence against non-existence is just sort of what I do.

[X] Harvest ingredients.
 
If it ends up tied, will we use an abyssal sorcery of the autumn winds to accomplish all three at once?

Or more accurately try, because I think that would be distracting.
 
Being meguca (?) is suffering
It may well be, but at the moment it's being a numinous exhalation of the infinite Void which is suffering.

On the other hand, Purple is certainly a magical girl. Purple seems nice. Purple is almost certainly being abused by a fae, because children her age should not be fighting at all, let alone fighting Excrusians. Which is sort of like a hawk convincing a frog that it should try to down the moon from the sky, but I digress. Purple should not be doing what she is doing, and she shouldn't feel she needs to, either.

We've retired from world-killing, but this isn't world-killing, really. What sort of neighbour would we be if we ignored a child in need of help? It's not as though helping would be particularly harder than, say, restocking the fridge.

…yes, I am indeed angling to get us involved in a probable magical girl conflict. But to be fair, none of what I said is false.
 
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I suppose strictly speaking it depends on how urgent the order is.

Without further qualifiers, I suppose cake-baking would be a better thing to do. It's going to be hard, but it's this or getting possibly involved in a long, prolonged event which might cause us to miss the support meeting!!

[X] Bake a cake. 🥄
 
"I desperately want to see Excrucian tea-leaf preparation, but it really wouldn't do to be a rude guest for our scheduled meeting."

Seems valid.

[X] Bake a cake. 🥄
 
…yes, I am indeed angling to get us involved in a probable magical girl conflict. But to be fair, none of what I said is false.

I am all for your goals, I am not sure of your tactics. How does getting ingredients get us interacting with purple? I am not good at strategy.
 
Purple is one of the magical girls, right?
Being meguca (?) is suffering
...
she might not be a magical girl.

Like, it is conceivable that Purple is just a kid.

The possibility exists, however slim.

Maybe she's just into purple in a big way. It's not a crime.

Maybe she's doing a cosplay thing? Eily doesn't know this because the idea of her paying any attention to modern media is laughable, but there's characters in both Pastel Pony Princesses and Pretty Pretty Card Guardians with purple color schema. Maybe she's just rocking the "Horselandia Girls Evening Glitter" or "Civilian Mode Suzuki Namiko" look.

There is a nigh-endless glut of alternative explanations, and I really don't know why you're all jumping straight to the conclusion that Purple is a magical girl.

... apart from her entire aesthetic, personality, and place in the narrative; but still!

She might not be a magical girl. There's a chance!
P.S. trying to come up with off-brand names for Twilight Sparkle expies is so hard because they're all already in use.
 
P.S. trying to come up with off-brand names for Twilight Sparkle expies is so hard because they're all already in use.
Evening Glitter and Nightgleam and Darkflicker are all taken? Hmmmmmm.

Evening Verve?
Midnight Bubble?
Ardor Starfall?
Astral Zap?
Duskbright?
 
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I feel like anyone who invites multiple Strategists to a potluck and still expects everyone to bring a dish is in for some disappointment.

Rest assured that the regulars at the local Chancery/Doom Cult potluck do understand that people are only sometimes put-together enough to actually cook anything.
And then there are the ones who accidentally manage to cook a negative amount of food, creating a terrible sucking void other potluck food disappears into.
 
And then there are the ones who accidentally manage to cook a negative amount of food, creating a terrible sucking void other potluck food disappears into.
Look, that only happened one time. No one got hurt, Reccilda apologized, and Ms. Cooper has privately assured all parties that her daughter is no longer allowed to prepare food for human or excrucian consumption without supervision.
 
I am all for your goals, I am not sure of your tactics. How does getting ingredients get us interacting with purple? I am not good at strategy.
Well, think about it. We're going to a small grove owned by Eily, in order to pick flowers. That is, from our perspective, what is happening. Nothing out of the ordinary.

From the perspective of almost literally every being that exists, a nightmare-being of the endless void is travelling to a weak point in reality, a place bordering on faerie, in order to exploit that weakness. Yes, we'll be using it for tea, but is that—think about this for a second—is that something you'd call plausible? Or is this the sort of thing that any magical girl, self-declared guardian of the world, should be opposing if at all possible? A ruinous power of the void, nearing the end of a plan stretching entire... uh, minutes?

It's somewhere nearly impossible to reach. Would anyone truly go there for tea?

...I mean, yes. We would. But the megucas don't know that.

= = =

P.S. trying to come up with off-brand names for Twilight Sparkle expies is so hard because they're all already in use.
I want you to know, first off, that I believe not even a single word of the rest of your post. I believe it about as much as Purple does, which I will tell you is a practically negative amount. If it weren't for the mathematical consequences, it would indeed be zero.

Anyway, I had my AI try its hand at this as well. Everything below here is my computer. Including the sentence in the middle.

Nightshade?
Nitefire?
Starlight Sparkles?
Sunset Shimmer?
Aurora Lightspirit?

I decided to continue in this vein for a while.

Sunrise Flare?
Flarebeam?
Rise of the Dawnstar?
Sunburst?
Sparkling Sunflower?
Luminescent Larkspur?
Shining Starshine?
 
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[x] Harvest ingredients 👁️‍🗨️

When you put it that way how can I resist?

Also I am shilling for Midnight Bubble as my preferred variant.
 
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Well, think about it. We're going to a small grove owned by Eily, in order to pick flowers. That is, from our perspective, what is happening. Nothing out of the ordinary.

From the perspective of almost literally every being that exists, a nightmare-being of the endless void is travelling to a weak point in reality, a place bordering on faerie, in order to exploit that weakness. Yes, we'll be using it for tea, but is that—think about this for a second—is that something you'd call plausible? Or is this the sort of thing that any magical girl, self-declared guardian of the world, should be opposing if at all possible? A ruinous power of the void, nearing the end of a plan stretching entire... uh, minutes?

It's somewhere nearly impossible to reach. Would anyone truly go there for tea?

...I mean, yes. We would. But the megucas don't know that.
The thing that is most entertaining about writing Eily is that -

She is so far in her own head, so caught up in her own thoughts, and so completely lacking in perception and native empathy that she not only fails to notice things like the blatant magical girl; it also just never occurs to her to really, genuinely think about how she is perceived by most people.

So, like, to expand on what Baughn's saying -

To the petty gods and defenders of Creation, Eily is not a pathetic, adorably useless disaster.

She is a terrifying agent of destruction; an unstoppable engine of death and bleak endings; who has only ever been delayed before at tremendous cost; and who has - for unclear reasons - just ... rather abruptly stopped destroying things.

Maybe it's because she's decided to stop pursuing the end of all things. It's, you know, conceivable. It could happen, theoretically.

Or maybe she's just putting a new, more subtle plan into motion.

Maybe it just looks like she's no longer destroying things because the plot she's weaving is, actually, genuinely, just that subtle.

Do you really want to take that chance?

Because she has been cunning and careful and subtle, before. She has put these long, complex, and incredibly well-hidden plots into motion before. She has blindsided the defenders of the world before, torn whole concepts screaming out of the fabric of reality before the petty gods of Creation had any idea those concepts were even under threat.


Maybe it might be best to keep a close watch on her, just in case.
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Also I am shilling for Midnight Bubble as my preferred variant.
Midnight Bubble is obviously Evening Glitter's initially-villainous-rival-who-after-being-beaten-and-shown-the-magic-of-togetherness-goes-on-to-be-Evening-Glitter's-devoted-student-and-then-a-powerful-force-for-togetherness-in-her-own-right.

The, let's say ... second one of those, because that happens multiple times in Pastel Pony Princesses.
 
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