[X] Name: Grimgor
[X] Loot the battlefield.
- [X] The Chimera
[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
-[X] Figure out how to drive it
So I think it's safe to say that the Orks on this planet/hive have a fairly low population if our new boss has a rival called Zapgrot. No big United Ork horde has appeared yet, or maybe it did and the Ork war boss got killed, leading to these fractured Ork tribes and groups. Regardless, I think I might make an Omake about our new boss. What's the policy on Omakes @americanCaeser
[X] Blitztoof
[X] Loot the battlefield.
-[X] The Chimera
[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
-[X] Figure out how to drive it
So I think it's safe to say that the Orks on this planet/hive have a fairly low population if our new boss has a rival called Zapgrot. No big United Ork horde has appeared yet, or maybe it did and the Ork war boss got killed, leading to these fractured Ork tribes and groups.
Maybe, we did spawn from the Ork Nob who got killed by that human with the shotgun. Far as I could tell, the Nob had a power choppa and some basic armor. So maybe we have some good tech but still a bit to go to get beyond the current planet? Not sure, we'll just have to wait and see.
Equally this planet's Ork infestation could have spawned from an Ork ship or rok crash landing on the planet for whatever reason or the infestation very well might be older than the Imperium along with the colony or this might have previously been an Ork world before it was reclaimed during the Great Crusade or just as a part of normal Imperium expansion.
Regardless we currently lack any clear evidence for how this specific Ork infestation came about so it's hard to say with any degree of certainty which theory is most correct although yes this specific infestation does seem to have degenerated the Ork's second most basic societal state where the greenskins are still separated along tribal lines and have yet to unify under a warboss.
[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
-[X] Figure out the boring bits. Atleast, the boring bits you need to know about, you're no Mek
[X] Plan the Greenest gets the Chimera
-[X] GreenDakka
-[X] Loot the battlefield.
--[X] The Chimera
-[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
--[X] Figure out how to drive it
[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
-[X] Figure out the boring bits. Atleast, the boring bits you need to know about, you're no Mek
[X] Plan the Greenest gets the Chimera
-[X] GreenDakka
-[X] Loot the battlefield.
--[X] The Chimera
-[X] Try and figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
--[X] Figure out how to drive it
Wow, I'm gonna need to do vote by plan soon to help narrow this down. Anyways, Blitztoof the ork boy is gonna get intimate knowledge of his new Chimera. Or, uh, the bosses Chimera if he likes it. But atleast its probably yours now!
Plans are good for synergy votes & organisational ones. Given we're RPing an Ork it might be a good idea to only limit plan votes to votes where you explicitly say they should be the norm. Also stopping rewording/rephrasing.
[X] Blitztoof
[X] Loot the Battlefield
- [X] The Chimera
[X] Try and Figure out how to use the Chimera. You looted it, after all!
- [X] Figure out how to drive it
For a moment the Ork Boy floundered. Choppa, shoota, scrap- ah, zog it! He forgot to pick a name, how embarrassing. Thankfully, the Ork didn't get this far through life and a battlefield by being stupid, and his mind threw something together.
"I'z, uh, Blitz...toof. Yeah, yeah! I'z Blitztoof, boss!" Krump-Killa took a moment to think over if that name sounded familiar, then decided that thinking was probably bad for his health and dropped Blitztoof, the smaller ork landing on his rear on top of the Chimera.
"I knew dat already, Blitz-Git! Now, wash out da Humie guts in my Trukk 'cause we'z gotta head back an' smack Zapgrot a new one!"
With that, Big Nob Krump-Killa hopped down from his newly branded War-Trukk and made his way over to the Mad Dok that had just sown a Boyz foot back on where his arm was supposed to be.
"OI! STITCHUMS! WHAT'D'YA DO WIFF ME NOB!?"
With that out of the way, Blitztoof made his way back into the newly looted War-Trukk and beheld the sticky mess that coated most of the floor now. Well, the boss said to go through and clean it out, so Blitztoof reasoned he wouldn't mind if he kept a few of the Humies more fancy gubbinz for himself.
Looting da Chimera: 22
Unfortunately, there wasn't much when it came to fancy gubbinz. The fighting inside the Chimera was fierce and bloody, and involved a lot of the ork using his massive size and strength to simply push Humies up against the walls of the Chimera and break them apart. It was ugly, but effective. And apparently very good at breaking their stuff. The Carapace armor was mostly bent or fully broken, lasguns bent at odd angles, and even the sergeants chainsword was in a sorry shape. Lots of junk Mek's could buy or work with but nothing of worth to actually hold on to.
Was there at least a Hat?: 39 (Meh)
The only thing of personal worth that could be claimed was the tanker hat that was pulled off the drivers severed head. Was it even worth wearing?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
With the good junk sorted and separated from the bad junk, Blitztoof was able to open the back door of the Chimera and shove out the meaty bits which were immediately set upon by grots and squigs. Bad for the grots, because Blitztoof managed to nab a few of them and tell them to do the rest of the work while he did something more important. Ah, it felt good to be the boss.
The Greenskin made his way to the front and sat down in the drivers seat. Now that this was his ride, he had the right to driving it himself! Cracking his fingers before him, Bltiztoof eyed the controls with glee.
"If a dumb, stupid Humie can drive dis den how hard can it be fer a right an' proppa ork?"
Chimera go Vroom!:61 + 5 (Kunnin') = 66 (Success)
Not too hard apparently. The learning process does go about as well as you would expect though. It involved a lot of driving in circles with the open hatch dragging behind the Trukk, the deaths of a few unfortunate wounded Humans that were still alive and a few slow or stupid that fell under the tracks of the armored vehicle, and crashing into the same chunk of building three separate times eventually led to Blitztoof understanding which levers meant forward, stop, and forward fastah!
With that, Blitztoof was (by Ork standards) fully qualified to drive War-Trukks. With that wrapped up, the newly anointed Trukk-Boy felt the Chimera lurch again. Looking over his shoulder, the Big Nob had embarked onto the vehicle followed by the large-but-as-large Pain Boy and his Grot assistants and they made themselves comfortable within the cabin.
"Blitztoof, get us outta 'ere! I'm bored already."
And with that, the Ork Boy now known as Blitztoof revved the engine and sent the Chimera rumbling forward after the mob of Boyz who made their way back within the confines of the Underhive. The start of a simple Ork of the Gorky Boyz Tribe, and possibly his ascension into something far greater.
Da End… of Da Prologue!
Oi, gits! Big Boss Narratah 'ere to con-gra-chu-late you'z on finishing da first bitz of dis story. Now dat, you've found yer tribe and got yer Boy on his feet, the next bits of da story will be interesting'. I know whats I wants ta do fer da story, just figgering out da system will be my focus fer now. Aside from dat, Fanks for stickin' wiff me fer so long, an' lets get dis ball rollin'!
