Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest
- Thread starter EarthScorpion
- Start date
Crescent Glaive
Knight Of The Blood Moon
- Location
- The Blood Moon Keep, Planet Noxum IV
[x] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
Chimeraguard
We do deserve to exist.
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
Named Charaktur get!
Named Charaktur get!
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
Evaunit02mark1
S-s-smell the Prey, S-s-start the Hunt.
EZ, Gork ain't Mork cuz den e'd 'ave no one to Krump. Just cuz he cunningly Brutal don't mean 'e' ain't got no brainz, YA GIT.
Put on one hair squig and suddenly dey fink they big brain boy.
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
[x] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
Amused Bystander
Herald of 'She who Umu's' Be Brave!
- Location
- Philippines
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
- Location
- Someplace Somewhere
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
More boyz like 'im, so we'z gonna demorcratically elect 'im.
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
[X] Nasha da Snatcha. He's cunningly brutal, broadly liked by the tribe, and his boys are good at runnin' after things over long distances, trackin' them, and smashin' things over the head when they're all tired from running. ['Big Ork' position created]
BloodsCrescendo
Frolicking through Crimson Fields
- Location
- The Best Coast
[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
Mmm... if go with neither, can we do another action that will result in another big ork vote?
Just... being the best at grabbin' grotz doesn't really seem like it should be the leadership deciding factor for a bunch of orks, if y'all know what I mean.
Just... being the best at grabbin' grotz doesn't really seem like it should be the leadership deciding factor for a bunch of orks, if y'all know what I mean.
- Location
- England
It's not so much that they're going to stay grot-grabbers or that they're being promoted because of grot-grabbing, but rather because of the transferable skills they've demonstrated. Such as either having the Ork equivalent of charisma (which is mostly being big and strong) as well as the Ork equivalent of patience (which is like human patience but there's less of it), or being good with buildy-stuff which, in due time, will become teknology.
- Location
- New Brunswick, NJ
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
My friend, I am achingly sure that no matter which of the two we choose, they will be succeeded in due time, and given that we have founded our nascent polity around a radioactive swamp and that we're, you know, orks, "due time" is likely to be sooner rather than later.
It's a high-turnover position, kind of inherently.
- Location
- Britain
No matter who wins. the other will go and create a rival tribe with his boys. From what I understand in the text. I originally liked the neither, because if both gets krump the other aint ordering the other untill one of them becomes the best at krumping the others. and then they'll listin and not split because otherwised they'd get krumped. edit
however from the info post it sounds like they'll just both leave, which is kinda disapointing)
however from the info post it sounds like they'll just both leave, which is kinda disapointing)
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[X] Zorbag da Trappa. He's brutally cunning, good with the gizmos, and his boys are good at settin' traps, fiddling with stuff they find, and hitting things over the head when they're looking the other way. ['Big Ork' position created]
This entire quest feels very Monty Python-esque and I absolutely adore it.
This entire quest feels very Monty Python-esque and I absolutely adore it.