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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

All the lols. Atomic science was discovered before fire, but then again, the true mvp is Cooking. Such Supreme technology is bound to revolutionize Ork Kulture, and will pave the way for future Ork assimilation.
 
The first two options sound like boring work. These last two options are the funniest and thus the best.

[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit

[x] Smash The Nests Of Those Stupid Birds
 
[X] Get More Fungus Growing

Grotz and Squigz come from this i can feel it

And i want to see the Squigz get BIG and Blue.

Cause we'z the Luckiest tribe of all
 
[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit
 
Hey guys in honor of the early development of nuclear fission through terminal stupidity big thinkin', I thought of a kunnin' idea, you see the humies use drills and shovels for diggin' but maybe we should use the lucky rocks. If for some reason a boy wants to make a hole just get a pile of rocks and wait for that to dig the whole, you know work smarta not harda.
 
[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz

Afore we'z do any of dese ovver fings, we'z need more grotz so dey can dig da crap-holes, get thrown at da boarz, get set on fire and thrown at da birdz, an' carry da trays o' eats around at da party so we'z don't hafta.
 
[X] Beat Up Those Damn Boars
Dose boars fink dey're betta at fight'n' an' headbutt'n an' stomp'n' dan orc, an' 'dat kan't stand. We have ta showz im 'oo's boss, right proppa way, an' it's us, 'cos we're green an' green iz best.
 
EarthScorpion said:
The discovery of nuclear fission was followed shortly afterwards by the discovery of fire. And the discovery soon after that fire was not edible, but made other things tastier.
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They discovered nuclear fission before they discovered fire. Truly, these are enlightened beings.


[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz
[X] Get More Fungus Growing

As entertaining as the other options are, I think we should prioritize the survival of the Blue Flash Tribe so they don't die. These options further the survival of the tribe.
 
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[X] Throw A Big Party In Honour Of The Lucky Pit
[X] Hunt Down Replacement Grotz
 
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