Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest
- Thread starter EarthScorpion
- Start date
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Directions on where to find things to eat and fight!
Directions on where to find things to eat and fight!
- Location
- Finland
Blue iz lucky, see, so if we eats dem blue mushrooms we be lucky on de inside too. Just don' be unlucky git like dat Grobgol who got weird. 'E just keeps starin' at de other boyz after 'e gets beat. Makes me ´ead hurt, that look, so we keeps krumping ´im. Stinkin git don stop tho, ´e just goes eat more mushrooms.
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
I just want stoned out of their mind orks.
I just want stoned out of their mind orks.
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Amused Bystander
Herald of 'She who Umu's' Be Brave!
- Location
- Philippines
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
- Location
- US
[x] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Darik29
Verified Delicious
Guys, this isn't unit selection. This is Basic Kultur selection. We still only have frickin Sticks, and Rocks. We won't get anything beyond your average Boyz until after we get enough time, bodies, and fightin to get our numbers up.
Think of this Kulturally! What do our boys like most?
The big pointy toof like rock pointing at the heavens? The mystery shrooms that are bright blue, grant visions that sometimes come true, and otherwise just make you stupid? Or the swamp of endless horror filled with monsters and living, likely carnivorous, trees?
The decision, as always, is yours.
Think of this Kulturally! What do our boys like most?
The big pointy toof like rock pointing at the heavens? The mystery shrooms that are bright blue, grant visions that sometimes come true, and otherwise just make you stupid? Or the swamp of endless horror filled with monsters and living, likely carnivorous, trees?
The decision, as always, is yours.
KhazintheDark
May or may not be insane...
- Location
- Not where you are. Probably.
Hmm, da swamp iz green an' black.
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
An' datz gud but da Mek haz a beamy eye an' a beamy eye squig.
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Weirdboyz? Weirdboyz.
Weirdboyz? Weirdboyz.
There have been a lot of good points made here...
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
Fightin' is winnin', an' if ya ain't winnin' ya ain't fightin', and Orks can always come back fer anuvva go, so it don't count if ya die 'cause ya died foightin'.
Punch the initiative!
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
Fightin' is winnin', an' if ya ain't winnin' ya ain't fightin', and Orks can always come back fer anuvva go, so it don't count if ya die 'cause ya died foightin'.
Punch the initiative!
BungieONI
Seven gremlins in a trench coat
- Location
- Lickwidget
- Pronouns
- She/Her
God yeah that's a powerful image.
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
tankdrop24
Tread First into Hell
- Location
- The Center of the Universe: Toronto, Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] The Really Big Rock Wot Looks Like A Toof
tankdrop24
Tread First into Hell
- Location
- The Center of the Universe: Toronto, Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
You know, the title of the thread is literally to reach da starz.
Towards that goal, the really big toof rock is the only option.
Towards that goal, the really big toof rock is the only option.
- Location
- New Brunswick, NJ
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
I wouldn't go that far. There's multiple ways to reach da starz, see. You can climb up a really big rock to get closer to da starz, or you can cut down trees and pile them up into a big tower thing that might poke at da starz if it doesn't fall over, or you can eat interesting mushrooms and maybe voices will tell you secret passageways to da starz.
A true three-way race! I hardly never seen that before.
Jonen C
F.M.D.G.
- Location
- Lincopense, Ostrogothia, Suecia
Akshully, iz reach da stars through hurtin' stuff. Da swamp haz da best opporkunities fo' right'n propa scraps. Da sooner we getz startes da faster we get dome!