Fuck it switching votes.
[X] "Hey Berserker, was it? Any advice here? Is this normal? She's looking at me weird."
 
I'm switching too, can't take the risk of her taking offense by us asking berserker.

[X] "Friendly, aren't you? Is that really wise? We just met after all. Plus I didn't free you for charity, just dialogue between us. Though, this isn't that bad either."
 
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Adhoc vote count started by AnonymousRabbit on Jul 31, 2020 at 9:11 AM, finished with 34 posts and 15 votes.
 
Thin Ice
[] "Hey Berserker, was it? Any advice here? Is this normal? She's looking at me weird."

You were taken back by her sheer presence. A consciousness possessing a living person? That was way out of your purview as you took a visible step back. You didn't know who this woman was or what she wanted but you just knew that she was bad news. It made you sweat a bit just by having her meet your gaze.

Even Berserker seemed hesitant to face her. She waited for your answer but instead you closed your eyes and glanced at the Servant by your side.

"Hey, Berserker, was it? Any advice here? Is this normal?" You asked as you both looked at each other, "She's looking at me weird."

Berserker sighed as he glanced at the girl, "Not the best time, boy-"

"Hey. I'm right here. Are you ignoring me, Mister?" The girl asked as you were forced to look at her again, "That's rude, you know?"

The temperature dropped and you felt your skin itch for some reason, but even then the girl retained her pleasant smile.

"Answer her," Berserker growled at your side.

Thin Ice
[] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."
[] Tap your cane, create a rune of light to blind both the girl and Berserker. Reinforce your legs and run for it.
[] "I'm sorry. That was indeed rude. I was just overwhelmed, I hope you can look past that. It was like I was in the presence of royalty so I panicked." Lie. Lie your ass off.
[] "I think I've seen enough here. I was hoping to make an alliance but things seem rather... Unstable. I'll be taking my leave and I hope you have a good evening, Miss Bodysnatcher."
 
Ah, the meme vote won!
I'm glad. Now, let's extricate.

[X] "I'm sorry. That was indeed rude. I was just overwhelmed, I hope you can look past that. It was like I was in the presence of royalty so I panicked." Lie. Lie your ass off.
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."

Why did you all vote for that... Just... Why?
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."

Getting real sick of meme votes wining -_-
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."
 
Rule 4: Don’t Be Disruptive
Why did you all vote for that... Just... Why?

Personally, I've burned out on caring about characters' wellbeing back in February, and ever since I'm mostly voting for the options I find funny/interesting. Just, you know, turning to the enemy Servant and asking him why his Master is such a possessed weirdo struck me as hilarious.

What can I say, quests are meant for entertainment, so, eh. Sorry?
 
"Hey. I'm right here. Are you ignoring me, Mister?" The girl asked as you were forced to look at her again, "That's rude, you know?"
I'm not gonna say I told you so but... I did warn you.

[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."
There are no good options here, but if we play this right we might be able to get her to kill us last.
 
[X] "I think I've seen enough here. I was hoping to make an alliance but things seem rather... Unstable. I'll be taking my leave and I hope you have a good evening, Miss Bodysnatcher."
 
[X] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."
A utilitarian parterneship where both side use up each other until their siden yet inevitable betrayal sound as good as you can get in this setting. We wanted a distraction and we just got it delivered to us as if by providence; in for a peny, in for a pound.
 
Personally, I've burned out on caring about characters' wellbeing back in February, and ever since I'm mostly voting for the options I find funny/interesting. Just, you know, turning to the enemy Servant and asking him why his Master is such a possessed weirdo struck me as hilarious.

What can I say, quests are meant for entertainment, so, eh. Sorry?

Okay, so... You're that asshole who deliberately ignores the objectives and character motivations and everything just to fuck around for their own amusement at the expense of everyone else.

I despise people like you.
 
Okay, so... You're that asshole who deliberately ignores the objectives and character motivations and everything just to fuck around for their own amusement at the expense of everyone else.

I despise people like you.

Ah, it's you. Sorry, forgot.

Long time no see, Spectral Waltz. Madoka Dating Simulator was a delight, wasn't it?
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."
 
Okay, so... You're that asshole who deliberately ignores the objectives and character motivations and everything just to fuck around for their own amusement at the expense of everyone else.

I despise people like you.
Ah, it's you. Sorry, forgot.

Long time no see, Spectral Waltz. Madoka Dating Simulator was a delight, wasn't it?

Stop it. Don't continue. Raiseth, please behave yourself and don't provoke others. Spec, please chill out.
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."

Sigh. Hopefully she's neurotic enough so that this will put her in a good mood again. But it seems like every quest requires at least one meme/joke vote to win and then backfire just to remind everyone that funny isn't always, or even usually, the best option.
 
[x] "No, no I'm not ignoring you. In fact, I want to be very good friends with you, Manaka. Very good friends, I think we can help each other in this War."

Hans can't outrun an angry Master of Berserker. Provoking her more leads to the Bad End. And if she detects lie, only sudden Caster interrupt will save Hans.
 
I agree, lying might be more likely to lead to an outcome where we don't enrage this girl so much, Making survival much more likely, but the consequences of failing are too great. Rather go with the flow and find a way out of being her 'friend' after we've secured our survival.
 
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Hans certainly does have the skill to lie to someones face and be able to sell it. He wouldn't be head of his business if he didn't have that skill.
 
[x] "I'm sorry. That was indeed rude. I was just overwhelmed, I hope you can look past that. It was like I was in the presence of royalty so I panicked." Lie. Lie your ass off.
 
But he is facing what is apparently half a beast of gaia, the girl might be able to sense lies somehow, enhanced senses or straight up lie detection, personally i don't think it's worth the risk of death when we can figure things out later. Since lying would be rather rude after all.
 
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