And now, ladies and gentlemen, have:
Class: Caster
Master: ??????*
True Name: Princeps Augustus Pater Patriae Quintus Cingulatus Atellus Imperator Gallicensis
Noble Phantasm: Lex Divinia - The Law is Divine, Imperium Triumphus - Rule over the Foreigner
Keyword: Judge, Lawyer, Peerless Orator, Blessed, Emperor

Strength: C
Endurance: D
Agility: C
Mana: A
Luck: A

Skills:

Territory Creation: C

At this level Caster may create a Workshop, a sympathetic area wherein mana is more easily gathered and Mysteries more easily manufactured. Taking the form of a Greco-Roman temple with an extensive archive of religious texts that ignores the laws of time and space, the smell of incense and sacrificed animals is pungent. In the archives one can find the texts and tools of priests, druids, and prophets from Britain to the Middle East. Within it, the gods themselves watch, and blasphemous action struck down.

Item Construction: C

While the construction of minions, magical items, or other magecraft is of little use to a priest, Atellus possesses a True Magic talent: Divination. By constructing the proper tools and conducting the right Augury rituals, the future's paths are laid out more clearly. Or rather, they're narrowed down. Atellus can also cast his vision into the past to discern the truth of events and people. His gaze cannot be set upon any entity with Divinity, for they will know they've been watched and may lash back at him.

Divinity: C++
Through his own pre-death deification, multiple blessings from the Olympic Pantheon, incorporating foreign deities into Roman culture, or subjugating and stealing their rituals, Atellus gains a measure of divinity. While his Caster Class container negates much of his combat prowess, Atellus' strikes still gain piercing properties, while becoming more resistant himself.

Revelation: A (C)
Prophecies from Jupiter, Mars, Minerva, and many other gods laid the path for Atellus' rise to emperorship, and some say they directly whispered competing paths in his ear. Thus, a life made of prophecy was not a life lived for him, for Atellus became very adept in seeking out and interpreting the will of heaven. And in some cases, even subverting it. He may apply the Instinct skill to all steps and rationale towards the achievement of a goal, on or off of the battlefield. However, while the optimum path will be given to him, it will lie among dozens of others, requiring his own wits and skill to uncover. His Revelation degrades to the level of 'gut instinct' when put against a Divine target.

Imperial Privilege: B+

The related Skills are Mana Burst, Swordsmanship, Charisma, True Name Discernment, Military Tactics, and others.

While his container's current limitations of his life as the religious head of Rome limit the extent of his skills as a warrior, he may still cross swords with less combat-capable classes like assassins or archers, and even with lesser Servants of the Saber or Berserker class.

Noble Phantasm(s):

Imperium Triumphus - Rule over the Foreigner: B

Many scholars debate the definition of an empire. But for Rome, it was the promise, the destiny, the oath Romulus handed down to them upon the unification of the seven hills: To seize the world and make it Roman. Thus, all barbarians would bend the knee, ascend and serve gloriously, or die. In his own life, Atellus won the hearts and made mortal enemies of many non-Roman people. He may call upon these people, even those who passed into the Throne of Heroes, as Servants with the Independent Action skill Rank C+. As they only came to be remembered through the personal writings of Atellus and the monuments he commissioned of them, an unbreakable bond of servitude is tied to both enemy and ally alike.
Class: Saber
Strength: D
Endurance: C+
Agility: C
Mana: E
Luck: E
While the Heart of Samnium came into Rome's possession, not all of them gave up their pride, but neither did they rebel. As the Samnite Legion, they consider themselves Samnite and Roman both. They fight with near-unbreakable morale, poisoned blades, and great skill in fieldcraft. But they are still mortal soldiers.
Class: Rider
Strength: C
Endurance: D
Agility: C+
Mana: E
Luck: E

From the mercenaries in Italy, to the allied auxiliaries against Vercingetorix, to the grateful descendants of the Alesian civilians saved by Atellus' disobedience, the horsemen of Gaul have always held him as an honorable leader who will lead them to plunder and glory, if still an uptight Roman. Legend has it that Basil the Bulgar-Slayer got the idea for the Varangian Guard from the retinue of Gaulic forces that Atellus made into to the Germanic Bodyguard of his life.
Class: Avenger
Strength: N/A
Endurance: C+
Agility: D
Mana: A+
Luck: E-
While the Independent action skill leaves Visellia's propensity to try and murder Atellus in life unchecked, he had used her so often as a test of his bodyguards and poison-testers that her attempts all result in, often comical, failure. Still, she serves him as a priest of vengeance, summoning smoke, crafting poisons, and clouds of toxic gas. She swears that one day she will kill him.
Class: Assassin
Strength: C
Endurance: C+
Agility: B-
Mana: E
Luck: E
A Samnite patriot who waged guerrilla warfare and assassination campaigns against Roman occupiers since before the time of Sulla. He only qualifies for the Throne of Heroes due to Atellus' writings of his previous campaigns. His eternal mystery of how he was able to sneak into a fort and nail a letter above Atellus' head qualifies him as an assassin. He serves Atellus out of the mutual respect they gained for each other upon their final battlefield, though Gemino still claims he was right in the end.
Class: Assassin
Strength: B>C
Endurance: C>D
Agility: A>B
Mana: D>E
Luck: D>E
Noble Phantasm: A>B

When Ptolemy XII arrived in Rome as an exile, Atellus took the young woman under his wing as a sponsor and mentor. It was here she honed her limited, by the standards of the time, mage-craft. When she was able to charm a great snake, it was taken as a sign she was blessed by Apep. It is said that upon Caesar departing Cleopatra's bedchambers after consummation of their relationship, Atellus was waiting to congratulate his superior on taking the responsibility of making an honest and fine ruler out of her. This teenage version represents her years in Rome, where her combat skills were more seriously instructed and she became capable of manifesting a blue and gold serpent to Stand By her. It was not until the end of her life that she realized it was the symbol of the inevitable demise of herself and her kingdom. Because she is a proper Servant acting in subordination to another, her parameters and Noble Phantasm are ranked down by one.
Class: Rider
Strength: C++
Endurance: C
Agility: B++
Mana: E
Luck: E
The fastest rider in Gaul, the Pheidippides of all barbarians. While a skilled cavalry commander in his own right, the feat which enshrined him in myth was riding from the northernmost reaches of Gaul down to the boot of Italy in less than a week, proclaiming the victory of Caesar. While his feat and legend is ultimately an imitation of another hero, the mystery it contains is still potent in its diminished state.
Class: Berserker
Strength: A-
Endurance: B+
Agility: B-
Mana: E
Luck: E
A simple and kind-hearted man, Segovax was bathed in a cauldron containing a druid's secret potion as a child. While the burns from the boiling concoction healed with time, the contents enhanced Segovax's strength and durability massively as he grew older. While known in Roman times as the Gaulic Hercules, his legend faded with time until he was only known as the inspiration for a children's storybook character. Thus, his mind is always simple and innocent. But when his childish sense right and wrong is challenged, his berserk nature is revealed. When he discovered allies of Vercingetorix had burned his village and massacred all within for allying with Rome, he flew into a mighty rage, and slew every one of Vercingetorix's troops he could get his massive hands on.
Class: Lancer
Strength: B
Endurance: A
Agility: A
Mana: E
Luck: E
The legendary Effective Mercenary, Veniximaeus never claimed to be loyal to anything beyond oaths and coin. While he'd always loudly state he'd serve against Rome if he'd find the right client, Atellus' ambition and justness never made him waver from fighting for Rome's behalf. His "Mercinarius Maxims" were translated into every language and distributed across the known world.
Class: Saber
Strength: B
Endurance: B
Agility: C
Mana: E
Luck: C
The eternal bodyguard never truly leaves his Emperor's side, and is always there when the threat is greatest. He can appear at his emperor's side when Atellus is attacked automatically, without the need for a command seal, and defend him. As he never stopped fighting until all his limbs were hacked from his body, he possesses Battle Continuation.

Lex Divinia - The Law is Divine.

A Reality Marble encompassing the Forum of ancient Rome. Here, the accused is put on trial, their conduct and sins laid bare for all to witness. The judgement passed down can be of their local laws or of Roman laws, but only those with divine nature, a skillful defense, or saintly innocence can escape their just punishment. The more guilty the defendant, the harsher the damage dealt.

This Noble Phantasm requires a third party to either be the judge or the prosecution, for Atellus cannot step into both roles.

Summon:
Emperor Atellus of the Caster Class has been summoned. Let us take back our history. FOR ROME! FOR THE SENATE! AND FOR THE PEOPLE!

Leveling: Did you know I once started out as a merely better than average boy in Rome?
Level Up: As before, a steady, clawing climb to the top is how I must go forth.
Ascension 1: Hear the voice of the Gods!
Ascension 2: No Roman of good lineage is without servants.
Ascension 3: The toga I wore upon being crowned Emperor... I suppose I was due to wear this again.
Ascension 4: I only wanted the Republic to be healed. I never desired my post, however much I came to rely on it.

Battle
Start 1: Ave!
Start 2: Steady men, steady.
Skill 1: This is the house of all the gods. They stand with us!
Skill 2: Take these, they're blessed.
Skill 3: I am made a god by man and god alike!
Skill 4: The whispers of the future, the rattle of knuckle bones... YES! I SEE IT!
Skill 5: The Emperor commands, so shall it be done!
Attack Select 1: Strike swiftly!
Attack Select 2: Charge!
Attack Select 3: Deus Vult!
Noble Phantasm Select: The state of an empire... is the dominion over others!
Noble Phantasm Select: Divine punishment is upon you!
Damage: Close ranks! I am hit!
NP Damage: AAAAAGH! Healer! I need a healer here!
Defeat 1: We may yet rise from the ashes of this... mark my words.
Defeat 2: Where did we go wrong?
Finish 1: I think that warrants a Triumph.
Finish 2: By the decision of fate do we still stand.

My Room
Bond LVL 1: Yes, I give you permission to enter my temple. Don't touch the virgins or I'll castrate you.
Bond LVL 2: To know the gods and to know fate is to know this: They are fickle, and can easily wrap the unprepared mind in shackles of metaphor.
Bond LVL 3: Ah, I was needing someone to help me with this augury. Here, hold the pig steady.
Bond LVL 4: I became the first emperor to retire voluntarily. I was tired of presiding over the corpse of the Republic.
Bond LVL 5: ... at the end of my life, there is a blur. Something I do not recall. I think I was making a visit to... the eastern provinces. Could it be?
Dialogue 1: If you seek a rest, the baths are down the hall and to the right. A slave will guide you.
Dialogue 2: Jupiter, Thor, Ishtar, Hachiman, so many deities in the world... and yet what are they to Alaya and Gaia? Heh, at least we got the last one right.
Dialogue 3: Treasure your relationships, Master. They are what make human life livable, and will be what lets us Servants win this war.
Dialogue 4 (Arturia): Remember my words at the banquet, child of Britain. I know of your deal with the COUNTER FORCE.
Dialogue 5 (Arturia Alter): Oh, what has become of you. You've fallen to your vices and doubts. And in its place, Merlin got what he wanted.
Dialogue 6 (Cleopatra): My little girl's all grown up ANDYOUSTILLCAN'TCONTROLTHATTHING! CENTURION! GET A DRUID NOW!
Dialogue 7 (Gaius Julius Caesar): By Juno's toga man, how did you gain all that weight? Where is the strapping elder statesman I once was about to stab in the loins?
Dialogue 8 (Atilla the Hun): So the ever-capricious Mars ended up choosing a side, and created a doll to wield his sword. You honor me with your presence, Daughter of Mars.
Dialogue 9 (Alexander): You are everything I desire to be, and yet not be. I suppose that is all you wanted. Just don't lose the baggage again.
Dialogue 10 (Merlin): I would have words with you over what you did to that girl, Incubus. Centurion, escort him to my quarters very roughly.
Something You Like: The United States. It's been the closest thing to a successor to the Republic I've seen.
Something You Hate: Gilgamesh. Reminds me too much of someone I had to put up with in life...
About the Holy Grail: It is the wont of Mages to break the rules in order to get what they seek. I should know. No matter the iteration, it is better left untouched.
Event: The voices of the gods whisper in my ears. A new campaign is upon us! Prepare the treasury for mass expenditures!
Birthday: May you live beyond fifteen!

And because these were easy to make, have a bunch of lines for the F/GO roster circa 2018.

Mashu Kyrielight (Shielder): A homunculus Demi-Servant… I may have a prophecy for you.
Artoria Lily: Come little one. Spend some time with this old man.
Nero Claudius (Saber): You… not only did you ruin Rome, shirk your responsibilities, and break Rome's ancient traditions of respecting religion, but you somehow got your lineage down to the Artoria family which would become the Pendragons! How in Hades' name did you do that?
Nero Claudius (Bride):... Tertia, I require some of your poisons. No, it's actually for me.
Gilles de Rais (Saber): I have no quarrel with the god of Israel or his Saints. Let us follow her to glory, man of god.
Siegfried: What is it with Sabers and sacrificing your own happiness for ungrateful others?
Chevalier De'Eons: Good sir knight, if I could impose on you to touch base with my cook, I believe you will have a most enlightening conversation. (Now to test if Merlin's magic is at work…)
Okita Souji: Your commitment to the law, peace, and service of the state is commendable, and a credit to your nation.
Fergus mac Róich: Fighting, procreating, eating, and drinking… you're from Gaelic tribes alright.
Mordred (Saber): You're so blinded by your daddy issues you've lost sight of your goal, you foolish little girEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Ryougi Shiki (Saber): A woman who can slay gods. Eyes who behold the death of all… and a very loose bond upon this world. In Rome, you'd have been worshiped as a Goddess incarnate.
Rama (Saber): No matter the world over, the forces of darkness will always steal away the loved ones of great heroes.
Lancelot (Saber): I have received the texts you sent over for your case. While Chaldea takes the priority of my work, I am making progress. I shall have fair judgement for you, your love, and your king. That is an Emperor's oath.
Gawain: Men like you are the reason nations and empires grow… and put the same expectations on others.
Belvidere: … Merlin's to blame for this, I just know it.
Elizabeth Bathory (Brave): … Merlin! You gave this woman the wrong size on purpose, didn't you?
Miyamoto Musashi: A void is invincible because it is nothing… you must tell me more.
Arthur Pendragon (Prototype): Guess the Throne of Heroes really does ignore time and space.
Suzuka Gozen: A child of a demon is… perfectly fine being a high school girl? Just don't let Gilgamesh see your Noble Phantasm.
Frankenstein (Saber): A perpetual motion machine… encounters performance difficulties in hot weather?
Yagyu Munenori: A peerless servant, stoic, and swordsman. Rome would have honored you greatly.
Archer (EMIYA): Are you going to throw your swords or your tongue at them, boy? Because both are equally deadly!
Robin Hood: I have familiarized myself with Druidic lore, you know. While you are many men, I can tell the forest flows through your veins.
Euryale: Honored Goddess of Cerna, guardians of the gate to the Underworld, this priest humbly greets you.
Atalanta: Little Cleo has taken a liking to you. Someone who doesn't bow to her antics would be good for her. Please continue to spend time with her.
Arash: A great peacekeeper, powerful archer, and possesses the humility and charity of a saint. I am honored to meet you, Arash of Persia.
David: The champion of Israel, advisor, and music maker. Just… be aware that if you so much as look at my daughter, I'll stab you in the loins.
Oda Nobunaga: Ascended to demonhood to tear down the old order in a roar of gunfire… I think we'll get along great.
Nikola Tesla: Rome's engineering achievements pale to your mind, good sir. But there is something to be said for being a good speaker.
Orion: Great Hunter, you honor us wi-MY GODDESS ARTEMIS! Please, let this lowly one show you to the gardens.
Arjuna: I see a son of heaven before me, a man of great strength and personality... so who is this unseen figure I sense beside you?
Kid Gil: … no, you're still an insufferable little shit.
Billy the Kid: There is no shame in defending your family boy. Did I ever tell you the time I was about to stab an emperor in the loins?
Tristan: A knight using a bow. Unconventional, but sensible.
Tawara Touta: Please speak with my cook, she can help get you the meals you want.
Artoria Pendragon (Archer): Uh… I know I said you should be more of your own person, but this…
Anne Bonny & Mary Read (Archer): Tch. Pair of nymphs, those two.
Chloe von Einzbern: PUT SOME PANTS ON, CHILD! I'll be having words with Irisviel...
Ishtar: Great and beautiful Venus, you honor us with your arrival. Is the host body to your liking?
James Moriarty: Such wasted talent. He even wants to destroy the world!
EMIYA (Alter): You're not so rare as you make yourself out to be. Many a well-meaning youth finds themselves committing great evil as an adult.
Helena Blavatsky (Archer): I know not which hurts my soul more: That swimsuit on a young girl, or where she's holding that minigun.
Tomoe Gozen: A demonic concubine who is also a renown archer? With a past like that, your beloved can't be too far behind.
Attila the San(ta) (Archer): If I am quiet and focus, I can hea- yup. Mars is screaming bloody murder at this atrocity. And while I agree, I find myself transfixed into watching to the end.
Asagami Fujino: While you are in this temporary existence, I would most appreciate the assistance of another priestess. Please consider my offer.
Cu Chulainn (Lancer): An aura of death surrounds you. You will die very so- No, wait, that's just your spear.
Elizabeth Bathory (Lancer): … eh, sure. I'll pencil you in for hanging out with Cleo at two.
Musashibou Benkei: Both our cultures condemn running away from a battle, but you've proven a capable successor and a valuable witness. Now then, let us return to the shrine.
Cu Chulainn (Prototype): The shadow queen had many students, indeed.
Leonidas: Fear not, King of Sparta. Rome's discipline and strategic genius shall see your muscles properly directed.
Romulus: Divine father, are… are you pleased with the republic? Have we fulfilled your will?
Hector: Honorable Hector! The children of Aeneas come to take up his ancient burden. Our shields are yours to command!
Scáthach: Honorable teacher, we welcome you to your ranks. We hope you will find students of potential and strength here. Also, the dog ran thatwaway.
Diarmuid: A previous title-holder to King of Knights? An enchanted beauty mark that seduces maidens? Better stay away from my Cleo then.
Artoria Pendragon (Lancer Alter): Oh great. Like giving Excalibur to Artoria Alter wasn't bad enough.
Karna: Your discernment of character is an ability any faction in history would have greatly benefited from… no, I am well aware of my character flaws.
Fionn mac Cumhaill: Yes, I will try to assuage your concerns as best I can. Especially the relationship ones. First Step, stay away from Cleo.
Brynhildr: I am a priest in service to the gods. But when I see the mangled abomination that is your soul, I am reminded of why this is a thankless and unenviable job.
Li Shuwen (Lancer): Well, is you desire to fight me, I hope you don't mind this old man relying on seconds.
Artoria Pendragon (Lancer): … you're somehow even more disconnected than normal Artoria. Still, there are many worse choices for a goddess to worship.
Tamamo no Mae (Lancer): … I have the knowledge implanted from the Grail, yet shit like this still makes no sense.
Kiyohime (Lancer): *quietly backs away silently*
Vlad III (EXTRA): Funny how the Counter Force interprets one's legend, isn't it?
Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) (Santa Lily): … Nope. Nope, nope, nope, I am not dealing with this Christmas BS.
Enkidu: Moderating Gilgamesh, at last.
Medusa (Lancer): Yes, young goddess, Cleopatra would love to spend time with you.
Jaguar Man: A divine concept's container is… this? Who is making these decisions?
Minamoto no Yorimitsu (Lancer): … clearly Merlin didn't learn his lesson last time.
Parvati: Interesting… so there is a relationship between these divine containers after all.
Houzouin Inshun: Sacrificing one's desires and wants to take one's martial arts to the height of heaven. An ideal many cultures can embrace, but many will also find impossible.
Nezha: You have the flaws of both man and god. Do not worry though, I am willing and able to help you grow out of them. Just look at little Cleo… actually never mind, let's just go.
Ereshkigal: Rivals in myth, rivals in life… I wonder if there's a prophecy if all of these Divine Containers are united.

Lancelot (berserker): Are you sure you're not limiting yourself with just that one machine? Surely there are other war machines of the modern era which would be of use.
Frankenstein (Berserker): Prometheus' flame still burns within you, my dear. May you find the bridegroom you seek.

Ryougi Shiki (Assassin): Milady, my servants await your directives. How shall we strike?
Gilgamesh (Caster): You've matured into a fine adult. You are still no Emperor, but one who commands the gods themselves is certainly one to acknowledge.
Jeanne De'Arc (Ruler): Ah, to meet another who has been honored with the words of heaven whispered in their ears and dreams… please, follow me to my temple. I would benefit greatly from a Saint's revelation of some prophecies.
...Not sure if Atellus is reading Merlin wrong or if you're just unfamiliar with Garden of Avalon.
 
...Not sure if Atellus is reading Merlin wrong or if you're just unfamiliar with Garden of Avalon.
I was mostly pulling from the original Fate/Stay Night VN at the time of writing, a few bits from Fate/Apocrypha, and a spash of F/GO's oh-so-punchable meme-lord. If Merlin got written to be more reasonable or less of a jerk in Garden of Avalor, sorry. I have indeed not read it. That's my end of things. As for Atellus' side of things, given the aforementioned frame of reference, I think it's not unreasonable he'd have objections to Merlin's decisions and how it turned out. As a de-facto emperor and a 'father', what Arturia learned from Merlin really went against Roman traditions and were instrumental in Camelot's fall. To Atellus' mind, fitting his Servant container's central myth, Arturia needed to act more like a 'Roman man'. Not a woman and not an inhumanly disconnected demi-god.

In the context of Atellus' being in Chaldea for Grand Order... at that point it's 75% a comedy, and so should be taken with a pinch of salt and a dash of humor.
 
As for Atellus' side of things, given the aforementioned frame of reference, I think it's not unreasonable he'd have objections to Merlin's decisions and how it turned out. As a de-facto emperor and a 'father', what Arturia learned from Merlin really went against Roman traditions and were instrumental in Camelot's fall. To Atellus' mind, fitting his Servant container's central myth, Arturia needed to act more like a 'Roman man'. Not a woman and not an inhumanly disconnected demi-god.
Yeah that's the part I kind of have a problem with. Nothing too bad or anything, just feel a bit sorry for that dumbass, Merlin.
Maybe if you have some free time you can watch this?
Garden of Avalon is a 7 chapter novel that was released with the blu-ray of UBW where the various nasu version Arthurian characters talk about their version of the legend, including Kay, and this version is a Drama CD too so you might find it interesting. I'd like you to atleast watch tracks 4 and 8.

 
XX: Vir Triumphalis

[X] Plan Optimat Politics
-[X] Write-In: Discipline. It is said soldiers ignored Sertorius and his officers' commands to cease during the sack. There must be a punishment for such insubordination. You have the pay of all men who ignored orders heavily docked. Gold speaks louder than blood.
-[X] Write-In: Memorial. Have a stone monument erected outside the ruins of Nola, with an inscription in large letters, high enough off the ground that a man cannot easily reach it. "Here stood the city of Nola, spurning the outstretched hand of Rome. Here came the sword of Rome, in the year of Flaccus and Marius. Here fell the city of Nola."
-[X] The Cult of Mars: You attempt to solidify your small cult, turning it into an organization which may survive the transition from military life to civilian. Having brothers bound by bonds deeper than blood in the killing fields of the Senate may prove useful.
-[X] Expand Journal: You begin expanding your journal to include more than strictly military matters, such as political happenings or philosophical musings.
-[X] Make Connections: Ever aloof and arrogant, the aristocrats of the equtii, the knights of Rome, have come to respect you as a leader to look up to over the course of this campaign. You could try to make some deeper connections that might serve you well in the city.


November 17th, 85 BC
669 Years After The Founding Of Rome
The Year of Flaccus and Marius.


The days after the sack of Nola are quiet and grim. A sense of chagrin lies over the entire legion -- not remorse for their deeds, not quite, but a regret that they disobeyed their beloved commander. Sertorius is a hero to the men, and to have failed him lives a bitter taste on every man's tongue, and a shadow on every man's heart. There is grumbling about the pay cut, to be certain, but the men who are chosen to be punished are the most flagrant violators of Sertorius' edicts: those who fired the central hall of Nola, for example, or who carried on even when the rest of the legion allowed cooler heads to prevail, and their punishment is seen as just for having brought especial shame on the Sixth.

You devote a handful of funds to having a stone inscribed with your deeds here, such as they were, and raised in what was the central square of Nola. A warning, for all times and all days, of what fate lies in store for the enemies of Rome. Your nascent cult of Mars sanctifies it that same night with the sacrifice of a goat and a prayer in the darkness to the war-god, who fills your hearts and hands.

You record all of this in your journal, as well as your thoughts on it, and your own experiences of the battle. The line between man and beast is thin -- thinner, perhaps, than you might ever have imagined in your villa back in Rome. Your scribblings from the beginning of the campaign, as you look them over, seem childish, almost infantile. War is something darker than the stories tell. The stories do not speak of the hunger, or the fear, or the red tide in your heart that blurs all thought. You had called your soldiers wolves of Rome, but there is a wolf inside of all men, and he is closer to the surface than any dare imagine. The image of Nola burning, you write, will stay behind your eyes for some time.

As for the Samnites, the ruin of Nola has broken whatever spine they, as a people, had remaining. Meddix Appius, their great hero, the 'second Hannibal', lies chained in the legion's camps, and those who pledged to his name have vanished into the hills and valleys of their rocky land. As the legion marches back across Samnium, it finds a more subdued land than when it first arrived. Gone are the angry young men with hate in their eyes -- now their widows stand with heads bowed to Rome.

The clan elders of the Hirpini and the Pentri travel from their cities to pay obeisance to Sertorius at the city of Bovianum, and swear loyalty and fealty to Rome in sight of your gods and theirs. A tribute is gathered, if it can be called such -- a few carts of dirty gold and worn silver, the last of the treasures of Samnium remaining to the conquered peoples. The Samnite elders are tight-lipped and pale-faced as the last of their meager wealth is carted away, but they keep their heads low and their necks bowed. If they have any complaints, they do not spill from their lips. There is a victorious armed procession through Bovianum, where the captive Appius is paraded before your horses like a trophy -- with the equitii, the noble cavalry, leading the march, an honor you specifically levied for on their behalf.

Vae Victis. Woe to the conquered.

But though his military campaign has been an unequivocal success, Sertorius' victory is bittersweet. It has won him some acclaim in Rome, true, but his dream of establishing a power-base in Italy has been quashed. On nights when you speak with him, you find that his mind is no longer wholly in Rome. More and more, you catch him gazing off into the distance, trapped in thought. Finally, one night, he calls you to him and lays out what weighs heavy on his mind.

With Sertorius falling out of favor with the increasingly bloodthirsty Cinna and Marius, and with a vengeful Sulla bearing down from Greece, no matter who wins the Civil War, his position in Rome will be weak and uncertain. The legion, to be sure, is his -- but little else. His legions, the legions he commanded, the legions that gave him the Grass Crown and made him a living legend -- they are not in Italy. No, they are in the land he came to love during his rise to power, the land where he made his fame, the place where the very name Sertorius gained meaning and influence.

Hispania.

He lays out his plan -- to use his clout from the victory in Samnium to convince the Senate to send him to Hispania as Governor. The Roman provinces in Hispania are currently controlled by Sullan loyalists, and there will be glory enough to be won in seizing it from them, and further glory in defeating the African warlords who are even now terrorizing the southern provinces of Hispania. By the time the civil war is done, and Marius or Sulla can turn to look westward, he will have built up a solid power base in Hispania.

He is telling you this, he says, not out of political expedience (you are nobody, he says as gently as he can), but out of love for your father, who was his brother-in-arms, and because he sees many of your father in you. He could use a man like you in Hispania, at his side, commanding the legions your father once fought in.

You bring up the matter of your Tribunate and dedicated service to the Sixth, but he waves his hand as if to dismiss the thoughts. He will push to have the Sixth assigned as his army in Hispania-- and if they are not, well, there are favors he may call in to have your tribunate dismissed.

It is a tempting idea -- leave behind the struggle and politicking of Rome, and the threat of death if Sulla wins, for glory and laurels in Hispania as a client of one of the finest Romans of the generation, a man you have come to admire.



[] Accept Sertorius' offer. Scaevola will doubtless be angered by your implicit rejection of his patronage, but you will gain as a mentor a man who learned at the feet of Marius himself. You will fight in the dusky fields of Spain where your father earned his glory and his name, and learn of war at the feet of a master. Hannibal, Scipio, Sertorius -- some of Rome's most beloved and hated names have arisen in Spain. Might you follow in their footsteps?

[] Refuse Sertorius' offer. You cannot leave Rome, and you cannot abandon the ties you have already made here to follow Sertorius on some quixotic quest to Spain. There is glory enough to be gained in Rome, if you know where to look.




The sound of the drums booms like an echo through the streets of Rome. Music winds through the streets, and your horse dances nervously under you. A veritable artillery of horns sounds, shaking the city to her roots. The legion shines in the sunlight, their mail gleaming as they march, the rhythmic thump of five thousand boots quaking the very earth beneath them. The horses rear and whinny, regal in their pride as they canter before the cheering masses, their riders resplendent in crimson armor.

And at their head, in a chariot dragged by four horses, his head adorned with the grass crown, his face painted red with the sacred bull-blood of Mars, is the man of triumph himself -- Sertorius. Before his chariot is driven the carts high and heavy with the spoils of Samnium, and at the head of the carts stumbles a tall olive-skinned man in chains, who walks with his head held high. The tyrant of Nola, the Samnite Medix Appius, marched as a trophy in the city he defied.

This, then, is a triumph.

The crowds roar Sertorius' name, cheering the legion and it's commander, and their victory over Rome's ancient foes. Their shouts are almost deafening, and the sound of them seems to shake the city to the roots of her seven hills.

"Hail," the slave at the front of Sertorius' cart shouts. "Hail, Quintus Sertorius, victor over the Samnites! Hail, Quintus Sertorius, Victor over Nola! Hail! Hail! Hail!"

Behind him, a second slave, garbed in simpler clothes, leans to whisper in the general's ear periodically. You know what he is saying -- every Roman does. He whispers of mortality, of death, of a beginning and an end to all things -- finis rerum. It is the memento mori -- the reminder that you will die, that even Alexander died, that no general, no matter how great, may escape death, and that all glories must end.

It is meant to keep triumphators humble, but you cannot help but think the meaning is somewhat drowned out by the cheering crowds.

Red-haired Rufus, next to you on his horse, leans over. "Atellus, while I am...very much enjoying all the attention, question springs to mind -- Nola was not exactly a resounding victory. I was of the belief that to win a triumph, one had to, well...do something triumphant." The lawyer's words are halting, as if he is not entirely sure of the question he is asking.

"You imagined something like Scipio's victory over Hannibal?"

"Something like that, yes."

You nod. You had already asked Sertorius something to this effect earlier, and his lip had curled as he explained. The Marians, in particular Cinna and Marius, need a win. Scarcely a year ago, Marius' armies had run rampant through the city and butchered hundreds of Roman citizens. A military success, any military success, is excuse enough for them to hold days of parades and festivities capped off with a splendorous triumph through the city, led by Sertorius, the most beloved Marian after Marius. The only thing that will make Romans forget blood, Sertorius had said, is bread and circuses.

And so here you are, riding behind the triumphal chariot as the winding procession of the Sixth makes it's way through the streets of Rome to the Temple of Jove, where Sertorius will offer sacrifice to the king of the gods on behalf of Rome and her victories. It is not entirely deserved, no. But after half a year of tramping through stony hills and muddy warrens after Samnite bandits, you will not say no to adoring crowds and a good party.

You say as much to Rufus, who leans back in his horse and thinks for a moment. "Unearned or not, a celebration is a celebration. We might as well enjoy it while we can. Who knows when we shall see another of it's like?"


Blest and thrice blest the Roman
Who sees Rome's brightest day,
Who sees that long victorious pomp
Wind down the Sacred Way,
And through the bellowing Forum,
And round the Suppliant's Grove,
Up to the everlasting gates

Of Capitolian Jove.



Once again, the bull is bound. Once again, the blade is drawn.

You and the other officers of the legion stand at the bottom of the steps of the titanic temple of Jupiter, the looming house of the almighty Jove, king of Rome and king of the heavens. The Romans are the sons of Mars, but even bloody-handed Mars kneels, in the end, to the king of the skies.

The Flamen Dialis, the high priest of Jupiter, draws the knife across the bull's neck with an expert flick of his wrist, then turns to Sertorius, who kneels before him. Even as the bull's lifeblood drains out behind him, the high priest raises a hand. Almost instantly, the teeming crowds in front of the temple fall whisper-silent. A quiet stillness hangs over the city of Rome. Streets that moments ago roared and howled fall quiet before the voice of Jove on Earth.

With Rome before him, the priest -- a tall youth maybe three years younger than yourself, with a sharp nose and dark eyes -- steps forward and speaks. His voice is quiet, yet it booms over the still crowd like a thunderbolt from on high.

"By strength of arms and strength of faith, these brave Romans have ventured against hated Samnium and returned victorious and glorious to the city of their fathers. The glory we deliver upon them today is but an echo of the glory that they have won Rome for all of time. They came before our hated foes, the Samnites, who have ever been a thorn in the heel of mother Rome! They saw the depraved treachery of the Samnites, who have ever risen up against the sons of Romulus! And they conquered at last the proud Samnite, and brought him to kneel before the king of the gods!"

The young high priest dips a finger in the bowl of blood and touches it to Sertorius' head.

"Hail, Sertorius, victor over the Samnites."

The Flamen Dialis raises his hands to the heavens.

"Hail, Rome!"

The answer from the crowd shakes the city to it's ancient roots.

"HAIL, ROME!"

"HAIL, ROME!"

"HAIL, ROME!"



Discipline
Dock Pay
: 1d20 +2 (Accomplished Charisma) +1 (Proficient Command) +2 (Well liked) = 25
DC: 17
Resounding Success

The Cult Of Mars

1d20 +2 (Accomplished Charisma) +2 (Well liked) = 21
DC: 10
Resounding Success

Make Connections:
Sway the Equitii
: 1d20 + 1 (Proficient Command) + 2 (Accomplished Charisma) = 16
DC: 13
Success

VOTING


Bread and Circuses
The Romans in their triumph celebrate like no other. The Marians have thrown mighty revels indeed to distract the common people from their ever-tightening grip on Roman liberty. Days-long gladiator games, extravagant bacchanals, and mighty races all punctuate the adoring glory of the Triumph. All of Rome is indulging in a massive, week-long party -- there is simply too much for one young Roman to do. But in Rome, even festivities are political: what you do, and who you do it with, may well mark you politically. The gods Bacchus and Dionysus are supreme in Rome now, and their revels will last long.
Pick two.
[] The Feast of Mars: The soldiers of Rome celebrate a triumph in their own special way. Restricted for so long from excess and more extravagant pleasures, they release their desires in Subura, one of the seedier districts of Rome. Here, they employ women of the night, have mighty parties, and drink themselves stupid -- in the name of Mars, of course.
[] The Bacchanals: Rome's youngest and wealthiest throw their own extravagant private parties atop the Palatine Hill, great affairs of drinking, licentiousness, and all those vices which Romans have so long claimed to despise. Perhaps the eminent party of these Triumphal celebrations is that thrown by the eminent statesman Quintus Lutiatus Catulus, a renowned optimate, and his friend, Marius' nephew-in-law, Lucius Sergius Catalina. You have been personally invited to one of these celebrations by the latter.
[] The Great Games: Rome's finest and strongest young men gather to compete like the Greeks of old. There are races, wrestles, and tosses, with Roman citizens all betting on their favorites. It is said the mightiest of the Marians, Cinna, is a devoted patron of the games, and often visits to wager on his favorite athletes.
[] Blood and Sand: The teeming hordes of Rome gather in the amphitheaters of the city to watch men fight and die and scrabble in the dirt for the glory and the name of Rome. Many of the city's more bloodthirsty elite take a special delight in these festivities, and several influential Senate members often watch.
[] Revels in the Forum: When night falls, the plebs and the patricians alike join in great revels in the Forum, with wine, flesh, and food abound. The common people will love any who join them in their mad bacchanals.

Homecoming
You are back in Rome, though not for long. As a soldier, you can only remain within the city limits for as long as the Triumphal celebrations last -- no soldier is allowed, legally, within Rome otherwise. Your old allies and friends have remained in the city in your absence, and you may find the spare time during the revels to call on them.
Pick two
[] A Soldier's Welcome: You pay a visit to your sisters at the apartment Proserpina has rented for your family in Rome. Your old servants will be there as well.

[] Mentor: You pay a visit to the Pontifex Maximus, your mentor, the old jurist Scaevola.

[] The Pen Is Mightier: You spend some time with your friends, the lawyers Rufus, Atticus, and Cicero.

[] Rent a Household: You decide to upgrade your family from their small apartments in Rome to something...bigger. An estate on the Palatine Hill is prestigious enough to require being built rather than rented, however.
--[] You rent an estate in the Subura, one of the lower-class neighborhoods of Rome. (-3 Talents a year)
--[]
You rent an estate on the Aventine hill of Rome. It is said the tutelary deities of the Aventine hill are particularly fond of soldiers. (-6 talents a year)
--[]
You rent an estate on the Esquiline hill, where many libraries and works of art reside. It is often called the most beautiful hill besides the Capitoline. (-10 talents a year)
--[]
You rent a domus upon the Caelian hill, where some of the wealthier residents of the city reside. (-15 talents a year)

[] Seek A Wife:
With your name now made as a man of some worth, you can begin making it known that you are seeking a wife. There are men of power in the city who might be willing to tie themselves to the ambitious youth who marched behind Sertorius in his triumph. Of course, these men may be in the bottom of their cups -- something that may well be to your advantage.

[] Carousing: You spend some of your nights carousing and partying with the Gauls, hoping to increase their opinions of you even further. They have been stationed outside the city proper, but they party nonetheless.




Author's Note:

Hail, Caesar.



There is now a TWENTY-FOUR HOUR MORATORIUM on all votes.
Use this time to discuss the choices available and create different Plans. As previously discussed, any votes not in plan form, or submitted before the moratorium is up, will not be counted.
As always, discussion is rewarded. (As are Omakes and Reaction posts.)
 
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A lot of difficult choices in this one. I'm leaning towards him staying in Rome because of his oratory skills but I'm not 100% either way yet.
 
Sertorius' rule in Spain didn't end well, but while it lasted, he set up a remarkably effective model for how to expand a Roman Republic across the Mediterranean, despite the administrative difficulties that were eventually solved by turning it into an Empire. (The answer: decentralized bureaucracy and local government, with a strong backbone of Roman culture to establish a common ground for non-Roman subjects).

Going with Sertorius might unlock a 'third way' forward, a way to reform the Republic without turning it into an Empire. It'd also give us more time and space to develop our talents with a genius-level general and administrator, without having to worry about the chaos going on within the city of Rome.

Yet for all that... I don't think we should go with Sertorius. Or, if we do go, we should try to make it clear that ours is a temporary assignment, not a permanent move. Sertorius shows potential in his government of Spain, but he is overwhelmed by Roman numbers and logistics and comes to a Bad End. More importantly for the sake of the quest... I like the chaos of the city, or at least I like all the potential that it gives us, and all the allies and famous names that we'll encounter while we're there. Yes, it's risky (very risky) but we seem to be doing pretty well straddling the line between Populares and Optimates, and we have a lot of strong allies in Scaevola and Cicero who can help us achieve our potential.

I'd prefer to keep in touch with Sertorius, maybe help him out and 'visit' with a political appointment or assignment to a legion, but not as a permanent measure. Plus, if we're in Rome, we might be able to offer support or use our oratory to sway Rome from going to war against Sertorius that led to his Bad End.
 
I think we should stay in Rome, we haven't built up our power base enough to leave yet.

Realistically, you won't have a power base to speak of for several years. Unlike Pompey, Crassus, or Caesar, you were not born with loyal legions, an incredibly powerful uncle, or lots and lots of wealth. You're already a step above the pack by not doing what most young men of your generation are doing right now — keeping their heads down and trying to survive. The connections you form and make now will be your power base, and the men you meet on campaign may support you when you come into greater power.

Oh, I see what you did there...

;)

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What a young high priest of Jupiter that is. How could a boy be Flamen Dialis?
 
Realistically, you won't have a power base to speak of for several years. Unlike Pompey, Crassus, or Caesar, you were not born with loyal legions, an incredibly powerful uncle, or lots and lots of wealth. You're already a step above the pack by not doing what most young men of your generation are doing right now — keeping their heads down and trying to survive. The connections you form and make now will be your power base, and the men you meet on campaign may support you when you come into greater power.



;)

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What a young high priest of Jupiter that is. How could a boy be Flamen Dialis?

No invisitext, he says, there's an author's note saying Hail Caesar at the very end of the update.

But yeah, that's Caesar up there. A fifteen year old boy, high priest of the king of the gods. Institutional rot at its finest.
 
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It's obviously Sertorius going back on his word and not only not paying the Hipirni, but having them pay for privilege of being conquered by him.:p

Ok, it'll be some time before I'll make a reaction post or share my deeper thoughts about the update and the choices, but I want to say that I'm really glad docking the pay worked out for us.

As far as the vote goes, I'm thinking staying in Rome (I mentioned I wouldn't want to follow Sertorius to Spain), I'm thinking visiting Scaevola and our sisters (one of whom is probably glad that with us constantly away she won't have to marry our neighbour's son), partying with the soldiers and maybe the senator option or the populares option.
 
renowned optimate, and his friend, Marius' nephew-in-law, Lucius Sergius Catalina. You have been personally invited to one of these celebrations by the latter.
Oh hey, a route to participate in Catiline conspiracy later, perhaps? Not that I particularly want to be immortalized by the way of In Catilinam, mind. And it did happen 20 years later, much can change in that time.
Edit: Also, wait, Quintus Lutatius Catulus (born Caesar) is still alive and well enough that he throws grand celebrations? I guess he decided to side with Marians here, after all.
Edit2: Or do I confuse him with his son, also named Quintus Lutatius Catulus? Not sure he would be that eminent of a politician yet, though.
 
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No invisitext, he says, there's an author's note saying Hail Caesar at the very end of the update.

But yeah, that's Caesar up there. A fifteen year old boy, high priest of the king of the gods. Institutional rot at its finest.
I mean, he is by Roman standards an adult. Although OTL he got elected to Pontifex Maximus in BC 63. It's abo-wait.


Am I mixing up the father and famous son again?
 
I mean, he is by Roman standards an adult. Although OTL he got elected to Pontifex Maximus in BC 63. It's abo-wait.


Am I mixing up the father and famous son again?

As a 16-year old boy, Julius Caesar was nominated to the post of Flamen Dialis, high priest of Jupiter. Though technically he was a man and head of his family after his father's sudden death, he had no qualifications whatsoever for the post. Nonetheless, as Marius' nephew and Cinna's son-in-law, he enjoyed power and position in Rome under the Marians, and seemed set for life, on the fast track to being one of Rome's most powerful priests.

Then, of course, Marius and Cinna died, Sulla won the civil wars, and Caesar was proscribed and forced to flee Rome and join the army as a rank soldier.

Surely, he would never again reach a position of such power and prestige. Surely, this act of trite nepotism would be the height of this otherwise unremarkable man's career.

Surely.
 
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As a 16-year old boy, Julius Caesar was nominated to the post of Flamen Dialis, high priest of Jupiter. Though technically he was a man and head of his family after his father's sudden death, he had no qualifications whatsoever for the post. Nonetheless, as Marius' nephew and Cinna's son-in-law, he enjoyed power and position in Rome under the Marians, and seemed set for life.
Huh. The first thing that comes to mind is he hasn't cocked it up in one of its most important roles, so he might've either gotten a good advisor or had a knack for it. The other is curiosity over who exactly got him the job. Marius directly, or an ally of his?
 
Huh. The first thing that comes to mind is he hasn't cocked it up in one of its most important roles, so he might've either gotten a good advisor or had a knack for it. The other is curiosity over who exactly got him the job. Marius directly, or an ally of his?

Marius and Cinna run Rome, and Caesar is family in a time when nepotism is the order of the day. These are probably the best days of his life for a rather long time. He's married to the daughter one of the men in charge of Rome, nephew to the other, and high priest of the chief god.
 
As a 16-year old boy, Julius Caesar was nominated to the post of Flamen Dialis, high priest of Jupiter. Though technically he was a man and head of his family after his father's sudden death, he had no qualifications whatsoever for the post. Nonetheless, as Marius' nephew and Cinna's son-in-law, he enjoyed power and position in Rome under the Marians, and seemed set for life, on the fast track to being one of Rome's most powerful priests.
Again, it has to be said, the kid can speechify pretty good. Given that his main job is to make sure the gods stay on our side and (more tangibly) ensure that the people are convinced the gods are on their side... I'd say he's doing pretty well?
 
Okay, for the 'Bread and Circuses' vote, each option improves our relationships with a specific group:
  • 'Feast of Mars' = soldiers
  • 'Bacchanals' = young & rich (primarily the Optimate faction)
  • 'Great Games' = young & strong (primarily the Populares faction)
  • 'Blood and Sand' = bloodthirsty elites, 'influential Senators'
  • 'Revels in the Forum' = common people
Given how we seem to be emphasizing our relationships with the soldiers (Cult of Mars) I expect we'll follow up on that with 'Feast of Mars'. For our second pick, we should definitely attend either the Bacchanals or the Great Games, to further our relationships with important figures. We naturally fall on the side of the Optimates, but our invitation to the 'Bacchanals' was issued by frickin' Cataline, so I'm somewhat inclined to stay away. On the other hand, spending time with the soldiers then following it up with an evening among the Populares might lead our patrons and allies to question our commitment to the Optimate cause...


As for 'Homecoming'... yikes, that's a lot of important options and not much time. I wish we could dedicate one of our 'Bread and Circuses' actions to take care of our actual friends (@Telamon, would that be permitted?)

When it comes down to it, we need to spend time with our family -- not because our sister needs us, but because we are so incredibly incompetent at Intrigue that we've been unable to communicate with our spymistress Proserpina during our campaign. We need to speak with her just to figure out a way to communicate in the future, and figure out what she tried to tell us in her last letters. So: 'A Soldier's Welcome' should be locked.

For our second option... I think we need to visit Scaevola. We served alongside Rufus, we've corresponded with Cicero, so I think our friendships are still on solid ground. But we only have a few days in Rome, and we need to pay our dues and catch up with our mentor who gave us so much. It'd also allow us to learn Scaevola's perspective on events in Rome since we were away. I don't see the point in renting a household (we can probably afford it, but it's an unnecessary expense since we won't be there making us of it for a long while yet), we're not yet high-status enough to find a high-quality wife, and 'carousing' would be just plain dumb at this point. My vote is strongly for 'Mentor'.
 
I don't see the point in renting a household (we can probably afford it, but it's an unnecessary expense since we won't be there making us of it for a long while yet), we're not yet high-status enough to find a high-quality wife, and 'carousing' would be just plain dumb at this point. My vote is strongly for 'Mentor'.
Counterpoints, despite agreeing with your picks: there is always divorce and living above your means is hardly un-Roman. Besides, it's often more important to appear rich than actually being rich to climb the ladder.
 
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