Maybe...Maybe, let met think on it.

In the mean time, thoughts?
The Emperor made sure to preserve Integra's lineage after her death (because she couldn't be arsed to actually seek romance, but in her defense all the people she knew were mad, dead or both). It's a given that the literal Pinnacle of Humanity's Skills did so with gusto... and maybe a little genetic modification: he's very fond of them...

Personally I would go with a main family of four-five people, plus various cadet branches: at the head is the Patriarch, an ex-general of the Imperial Guard that is so because they literally had to pull him away from the battlefield due to his advanced age (yes I know duty only ends with death, but political reasons).

The eldest daughter looks like Integra's distant cousin, except she smiles: she always smiles, even when personally tearing out heretics' eyes while working for the Inquisiton.

The eldest son, on the other hand, works for the Administratum, and is currenting waging an one-man war against disorganization after too many cups of recaff and being at the receiving end of multiple printing errors.

The middle son is a Fapstode. Enough said.
 
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The Emperor made sure to preserve Integra's lineage after her death (because she couldn't be arsed to actually seek romance, but in her defense all the people she knew were mad, dead or both). It's a given that the literal Pinnacle of Humanity's Skills did so with gusto... and maybe a little genetic modification: he's very fond of them...

Personally I would go with a main family of four-five people, plus various cadet branches: at the head is the Patriarch, an ex-general of the Imperial Guard that is so because they literally had to pull him away from the battlefield due to his advanced age (yes I know duty only ends with death, but political reasons).

The eldest daughter looks like Integra's distant cousin, except she smiles: she always smiles, even when personally tearing out heretics' eyes while working for the Inquisiton.

The eldest son, on the other hand, works for the Administratum, and is currenting waging an one-man war against disorganization after too many cups of recaff and being at the receiving end of multiple printing error.

The middle son is a Fapstode. Enough said.
That's great, and could I squeeze an Adeptus Arbite Chastener? That was one of the character ideas I had.
 
[x] Visit Integra's Grave
-[x] Visit Integra's Descendants after you calmed down from visiting her grave
-[x] "Oh, by the way, some chode named Vect is dead. The edgefest city is currently in a civil war. I brought some groupies from there with me, could you make some arrangements for them?"

oh god Integra is either rolling in her grave...or laughing at us from inside Adam for "REASONS".

edit: can the old retired general take after good ol Van Abraham Hellsing himself with fists that can punch rivets through solid steel? could explain with his power fist/power claw combo to literally tear Ork's apart with his BEAR HANDS!!!
 
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[x] Visit Integra's Grave
-[x] Visit Integra's Descendants after you calmed down from visiting her grave
-[x] "Oh, by the way, some chode named Vect is dead. The edgefest city is currently in a civil war. I brought some groupies from there with me, could you make some arrangements for them?"
 
As far as Integras defendants go, Creed would be a perfect fit. Both alway smoke a cigar, and both quite literally take on the demons of hell every day.
 
[x] Visit Integra's Grave
-[x] Visit Integra's Descendants after you calmed down from visiting her grave
-[x] "Oh, by the way, some chode named Vect is dead. The edgefest city is currently in a civil war. I brought some groupies from there with me, could you make some arrangements for them?"
 
A Long Time Waiting
Adam was kind enough to give you the location of the Old Hellsing Estate, or the 'Saint Hellsing Monument' as it was called nowadays. Kitten was surprisingly knowledgeable for someone who never left the palace, and you thanked him. Besides the Hellsing Estate, he gave you the location of one family of Integra's progeny. Most stayed on Terra, while others went out for more dangerous worlds.

Just as you were about to leave, the presence of your groupies reminded you to tell Old Ad about the Edge City. "Oh, by the way, some chode named Vect is dead. The edgefest city is currently in a civil war. I brought some groupies from there with me, could you make some arrangements for them?"

"CONSIDER IT DONE, AND SAY HI TO INTEGRA FOR ME." Adam answered, before speaking once more. "KITTEN, PLEASE FILE THE RESPECTIVE PAPERS."

"Alright my lord, it'll be done within the hour." The Custodian Guard bowed, before turning to your posse and Jaghatai. "Okay people right this way, we've got a lot of paperwork to fill out." Jaghatai was about to leave, until Kitten stopped him "Hold on there, you've got paper work as well, the White Scars need you back pronto!" The Primarch rolled his eyes, before the mechanical sounding chastisement from his father forced him to go along.

...

Besides giving you directions and coordinates, Adam gave you a personal ship to ride as well. As for Seras and Pip, they were still processing the whole thing.

"So...Mom's gone, never thought I'd see the day." Seras was still shocked by the revelation, while you were racking your mind. Has it really been 38,000 years? The memories of that day were blurry, fuzzy, like someone knocked you over the head with a Forget-Me-Stick or some shit like that. While the enigmatic thoughts danced in your head, Pip was forming next to Seras.

"Never thought I'd see the day either, think the estate's just like we left it?" You asked, feeling an odd form of nostalgia falling over you. Ah the Estate, where you spent most of your time dicking around with Seras or going on walks. But something felt off, you had access to souls, yet the last time you checked that weird cat boy/girl was still apart of you...So what happened?

As you were thinking, the pilot told you that the ship just landed at the Hellsing Monument. Thanking him for his time, you and Seras (And her boyfriend Pip, to a lesser extent) made your way to the old estate.

There were a few differences to the estate, such as the large statue of Integra in her prime standing in front of the mansion's doors. It was golden, vibrant almost as the statue glowed in the morning light. A perfect statue for one of the few women who could both taunt, and quip with you.

"You know Alucard, Seras," Pip began, finally speaking up. "This is a good look, immortalized as she lived. Though still not sure about the 'Saint' title." Thinking of a good quip to that was far beyond your goals at this point, the first thing you're doing is going for an actual walk through the grounds. Seras and Pip said they would stay at the statue, so you had some time to yourself.

...

It was a quick walk through the estate, and most of the rooms were kept clean by some weird cyborgs. They didn't pay you much attention, just dead focused on keeping the estate clean. Not a single speck of dust was covering the floor, and everything was in order. It was like walking into a tomb, somehow even forcing you, yes you to be quiet for once.

But after spending the better part of a few hours in their, you made peace with the fact that Integra wouldn't be back. It was...Painful, like someone just decided to shove a holy blade into your chest.

Now then, shouldn't you visit Integra's Great to the Nth Grandkids?

...

[] Visit the...
-[] Terran Hellsing Family
-[] Praetorian Helsing Trader Dynasty
-[] Catachan Van Helsings

[] Write In...
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family


They are the closest, so may as well visit them first
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.

Adhoc vote count started by EyeOfSauron on Jan 14, 2019 at 12:52 PM, finished with 8 posts and 8 votes.

  • [X] Visit the...
    -[X] Terran Hellsing Family
    -[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
    [X] Visit the...
    -[X] Terran Hellsing Family
    -[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
    -[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.
    [X] Visit the...
    -[X] Terran Hellsing Family
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.

There is only one way. This is the only path. In the name of the hellsing family we cull.
 
[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.
 
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[X] Visit the...
-[X] Terran Hellsing Family
-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
-[x] In the name of Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, you will NOT let her family end up like that fat guy who just wanted to make youtube videos. Quilltree, or whatever his name was.

-[x] ready extra fuckery for any stuck up members of the family.
The true Alucard is the greatest​
 
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