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A Storm Of Blood (A Warhammer 40K/Hellsing Quest)

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[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of sociaity while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
 
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[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
 
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[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.
---[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"

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[x] It's...
-[x] DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)

Voting this mainly because the Adventure Time singing is a bit too random and references aren't funny when you're the only one who gets it.
 
[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)

The God emperor Bit just to Fuck with Big E the most Since Vlad was by definition a Soldier of god for his mortal life doing what he thought was holy
 
Actually, new vote.

[x] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.


Don't think people will go for this bit, but I'll put it out there anyways.
 
[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
 
[x] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.
 
[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
 
Dementrus said:
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
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Plus this is a LOT more funny than the FabStodes

Edit OP likes this YAY!!!!!:)
 
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Hey does anybody know what happens to Romania? Is it just a housing arcology or what?

"Wait....did you build an arcology full of offices over my country! And the're no bars or strip clubs, dude not cool!"
 
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[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.
---[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
 
[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
 
VE12 said:
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
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The OP agreed with this being Crazy Funny im sad it doesnt have more votes
 
Ave Anathema said:
The OP agreed with this being Crazy Funny im sad it doesnt have more votes
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Then why don't you change your vote if you want it to win?
Adhoc vote count started by EyeOfSauron on Dec 15, 2018 at 5:51 PM, finished with 32 posts and 19 votes.
  • [X] It's...
    -[X] DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
    ----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[X] Turn into Finn and sing the adventure time theme song for shits and giggles.
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.
    ---[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of sociaity while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
    ----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[x] Instruct Serras to not treat this like her, or your, usual fare. This is a man who subverted a huge chunk of the Catholic Church and turned it into a monster-fighting apparatus. He's the reason the Iscariot Organization existed in the first place. Alexander Anderson was the epitome of his research with them, and you yourself have fought him to a standstill on multiple occasions. Even now, he holds a place of respect for you that precious few could attain, right up there with the Hellsing Family Line and Anderson himself. For all you're going to mock him for getting worshiped even though he is one of, if not THE most hardliner atheist ever, he DOES deserve respect.
    [X] It's...
    -[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
    --[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
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Changing vote

[X] It's...
-[X] A golden banana guard, Adventure Time's still got a nice following. (Kitten)
--[X] you know what would really fuck with Adam? Acting like a (shudder) respectable member of society while also rubbing salt in the wound about the entire god thing. "Old Friend! I, Prince Vlad Tapes of Wallachia, Known as Count Dracula have returned! What is your will Oh Mighty God Emperor?"
----[X] Wait, who are those guys behin-DEAR GOD YOUR EYES, WHAT IN THE NINE CIRCLES OF HELL ARE THEY? (Fabstodes)
 
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