More or less 'Oh, that fucker's still alive...At least one thing still hasn't changed, even if it's loud, angry, and has issues with his dad.'
Alucard: Said the Asswipe who drove half his sons crazy adn could have avoided it by having an honest conversation you Gold fetishist

I know I shouldnt but van see the fucker doing this
edit Lone courier approves apparently
 
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[X] "Woah-ho, buddy, I don't think I'm quite ready for this kinda commitment yet~ Maybe take me out to dinner first!"
-[x] Twist around trying to use your body to dislodge his grip on the sword, then get a good look at who you're facing. Remember, if they're hostile, safeties are off!
 
[x] "Woah-ho, buddy, I don't think I'm quite ready for this kinda commitment yet~ Maybe take me out to dinner first!"
-[x] Twist around trying to use your body to dislodge his grip on the sword, then get a good look at who you're facing. Remember, if they're hostile, safeties are off!
 
[x] "Woah-ho, buddy, I don't think I'm quite ready for this kinda commitment yet~ Maybe take me out to dinner first!"
-[x] Twist around trying to use your body to dislodge his grip on the sword, then get a good look at who you're facing. Remember, if they're hostile, safeties are off!
 
[x] "Woah-ho, buddy, I don't think I'm quite ready for this kinda commitment yet~ Maybe take me out to dinner first!"
-[x] Twist around trying to use your body to dislodge his grip on the sword, then get a good look at who you're facing. Remember, if they're hostile, safeties are off!
 
KHAN!
Smirking to yourself, you had a witty remark prepared for this situation. "Woah-ho, buddy, I don't think I'm quite ready for this kinda commitment yet~" While flirting with your enemies was more hit or miss, at least it'd work in getting them off guard. "Maybe take me out to dinner first!" You quickly add, before twisting around to dislodge their grip.

The oh so sweet sound of flesh tearing told you that trying to twist yourself would end with your lower half dropping to the floor, and like you predicted, it did in a gory heap. Well, it certainly wouldn't be the first time you were split in half by a blade, and certainly not the last.

Pulling out Jackal and Casull, you were fully prepared to end whoever it was until you noticed their similarities to an old friend. Same chiseled features, with a hint of untamed prowess. Hot damn, he looked like the spitting image of good ol' Adam. Add a bit of mongol flair, darken the hair a bit, and voila! Adam Nathema Junior!

Or maybe a relative, you didn't know.

This was a pleasant surprise, while you wished to meet on better terms, this would suffice for now. "Well dress me in the cloth and call me a preacher, Nathema finally had a kid." You were holding back laughs, what kind of woman was able to take him this time? Probably someone built like a damn truck, that's for sure.

Moving on...

"Who do you speak of, Warp Spawn?" Sighing, you decided to flop off the blade and think of what to say. After regenerating your lower half and all the organs with it, you figured this kid deserved to know.

Doing your best impression of an old friend, you began quickly. "I'm a friend of your father, and he was quite the adventurous type in his younger years." There was nostalgia in your voice, but you shook it off before speaking. "And it seems he finally had kids, mind telling me your name?" It'd be better than calling him Adam Jr., that's for sure.

He seemed to think it over, before answering your question. "I am Jaghatai Khan, and I know nothing of my father's friends besides Malcador." That...Was new to you, how long were you in that coffin? That must've been one hell of a hangover for Adam to start making friends, maybe you should check up on him and Integra.

Damn it, you need to get out of this place. What should you do?

...

[] Stay here, you've got stuff to do.
[] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[] How do you get out of here again?
-[] Don't forget your coffin.

[] Write In...
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
 
What job do we still have in Commonraghh? I'm thinking about getting the Dark Elf Lady (what's her name again?) and Seras out for a light snack (or CHOMP!CHOMP!CHOMP!) first... may be catching up with Khan a bit?
 
What job do we still have in Commonraghh? I'm thinking about getting the Dark Elf Lady (what's her name again?) and Seras out for a light snack (or CHOMP!CHOMP!CHOMP!) first... may be catching up with Khan a bit?
You have Aesdra (Initiate Wych), and the legendary Lelith Hesperax with you. Alucard has no job besides kicking ass and taking moonlit walks, he doesn't really care about Commorragh now that he knows his favorite atheist is alive.

Though he has no clue about Integra. Or her descendants...
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
Though he has no clue about Integra. Or her descendants...
She had kids? They probably run the inquisition
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him"
 
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[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him"
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.

this is going to be GREAT!! Especially if we pop up during one of the TTSD episodes!
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him"

I can't decide what will be funnier, 40k reacting to Alucard, or Alucard reacting to 40k.
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him"
 
[x] To hell with this place, you're taking Seras and the rest out of here.
-[x] Road Trip with Adam Jr., BT PG, and the Edgelady. Grab up some elf bois who look like they'd be up for something fun, as well as any friends Jaghatai might have lying around the place. You're gonna go see Adam again! It's been such a long time since you got to annoy your favorite atheist.
-[x] Don't forget your coffin.
--[X] "So whats your old man been up to its been LITERAL Centuries, maaaayybe longer and we want to know if he gave us anything new to use to screw with him"
 
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