Congratulations Comrade! By unanimous vote of the Communist Association you have been selected to become our Chairman! Together with Dear Leader you both will lead us and the Proletariat to victory! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!
Where is the (Glorious) Communist Association established!?
[ ] Kislev The Revolution must start somewhere and that somewhere is this frozen shithole!
+Isolated
-Isolated [ ] Bretonnia The land of Knights. A land of oppressive Nobles who will SOON face the IRE of The People!
+Not Kislev
-The Filthy Bourgeoisie are everywhere!
Who are you Chairman!?
[ ] The Worker You have worked in the emerging industry and have taught how to work the many machines alongside forming Labor Unions.
+10 Learning [ ] The Farmer As farmers you tend to your land together as a collective group. Unlike those fat landowning pigs.
+10 Stewardship [ ] The Soldier By Soldiers! For Soldiers! Militairies Sans Frontieres!
+10 Martial
Your gender is irrelevant for men AND woman are EQUALS in a TRUE Socialist Society .... but still: Are you a man or a woman?
[ ] Man
[ ] Woman
Magic and Religions are but Opium for the Masses! SCIENCE is the way of the future! Who leads the Mighty Academy of Sciences!?
[ ] Uncle Bourbon the Drunken Alchemist He is also the supplier of Alcohol for your (Communist) Parties!
>Alchemy Tech Tree [ ] Giovanni the Crazed Craftsmen To be fair its not everyday you see a Clock maul a Doombull to death.
>Mechanical Tech Tree [ ] Franklin Stein the Bloodthirsty Physician At least he provides affordable healthcare...
>Biological Tech Tree [ ] Mr. Necoho He is most certainly not a God! Why would you even THINK of such superstitious nonsense!?
>???
Who leads the People's Revolutionary Army!?
[ ] Ivan the Horrible What sick man sends Babies to fight me!? - Ivan bullying a Chaos Lord
+More choppy
-Less Shooty [ ] La Bomba the Killer Queen An Estalian that gets offended if there isn't even one leveled building at the end of a fight.
+More shooty
-Less choppy
A/N: Because Stalin did nothing wrong (Except Everything)
Character Sheet Name: ??? Rank: Chairman Nationality: Bretonnian Species: Human Gender: Female Bio: A former Factory Worker of Bretonnia's Limited Industry. Unanimously elected Party Chairman of the Communist Association. Bonus: Worker: +10 Stewardship
Other Characters Name: La Bomba, The Killer Queen Rank: General of the People's Revolutionary Army Nationality: Estalian Species: Human Gender: Female Bio: A crazed Pyrotechnomaniac and Serial Arsonist who is offended if not one building is leveled per battle. Bonus: Gunpowder Weaponry Access
-- Name: Professor Giovanni Rank: Academy of Science Director Nationality: Tilean Species: Human Gender: Male Bio: A Mad Scientist with an expertise in mechanical technologies. Bonus: Mechanical Technology Tech Tree unlocked
-- Name: ??? Rank: Dear Leader Nationality: ??? Species: Human? Gender: Male Bio: The glorious leader of The Revolution! That is all you need to know! Bonus: He is our Dear Leader.
-- Name: Skarbrand Rank: PRA Private Nationality: Khorne Species: Khorne Daemon Gender: Male Bio: A Mighty Daemon Warrior who has seen the light of socialism! He himself says that "Khorne can suck Skarbrand's balls" Bonus: Murderblender. RAEG
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=ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT COMMITTEE= RESOURCES: Production* : 4 Wealth**: 7
*Money is but a representation of Labor.
**Such Materialism is shameful comrade but it is a resource we cannot abandon ... for now.
Production Income: 1 Base + 4 Five-Point + 2 MJP + 2 Power Tools + 2 Farm Assc
Wealth Income: 1 Base + 2 Five-Point + 2 Farm Assc
UPGRADES/POLICIES Five-Point Plan (Public Transit, Recycling Drive, Rationing, Community Gardens, & Postal Service): +4 Production, +2 Wealth per turn due to productivity boost and resource savings. Farmland Cleared - Agriculture Development Options unlocked. Mandatory Job Placement - Every citizen must work in some way to contribute to society. +2 Production. (Poverty erased.)
INSTALLATIONS EDC HQ: +1 Stewardship Action Farmer's Association: A governing assembly for Farmers. (+2 Production, +2 Wealth a turn)
=THE ACADEMY OF SCIENCE= TECHNOLOGY: Repeater Firearms - Firearms that use multiple barrels to fire multiple shots quickly. Automaton - Constructs animated by clockwork and guided by mechanical computers to perform tasks. Mechanical Computers - Computational Engines that use clockwork to perform mathematical and logical insurrections. Ornithopter - Pneumatic and Clockwork technology that provides flight by flapping wings like a bird. Power Tools - Tools that are mechanically self-powered using Clockwork. Can be Weaponized. (+2 Production a turn. Unlocks Weaponized Power Tools. Automation Technologies) Phosphex - Toxic, Acidic, and Incendiary all rolled into the same liquid. Able to burn through anything. The perfect drink. Submersibles - Ships that are able sail underwater. Ballooning - Lighter-than-air flight using gas-filled balloons.
INSTALLATIONS Acadaemy of Science HQ: +1 Learning Action Chemical Research Laboratory - Laboratory to research Chemicals. Most definitely not a front for a Kvas distillery. (Unlocks Alchemy Tech Tree)
=THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY ARMY= UNIT TYPES: Repeater Rifleman - Ak-47s Repeater Rifles for everyone! (Missile Infantry. Rapid Fire. Armor Piercing. Fire on the move.) Grenadiers - Men skilled (and insane) enough to use Grenade Launchers. (Missile Infantry. Splash and Fire Damage.) Automaton - Large brutish clockwork golems used for labor and war. (Monstrous Infantry. Large. Armored. Construct. Slow.) Cannon - Its a Cannon. (Artillery. Good Range. Armor Piercing. Anti-Large. Splash Damage) Organ Gun - It is honestly just a bunch of small guns on a cart. Why does everyone think only the Dwarves can make one? (Artillery. Armor Piercing. Good Range. Anti-light. Rapid Fire.) Communist Spawn - Communist Spawn. NOT Chaos Spawn. Doesn't ANYONE see the Hammer and Sickle!? (Monstrous Infantry. Unbreakable. Damage Dealer. Anti-Infantry. Causes Fear.) Crazy Ivans - Because a Flagellant Serial Arsonist/Bomber is worse than a regular flagellant. (Unbreakable. Missile Infantry. Fast for Infantry. Expendable. Vigor. Frenzy. Flaming Attack. Splash Damage. Anti-Large.) Horse Guard - Multi-purpose Light Cavalry armed with Rifle and Sword. (Light Cavalry. Rapid Fire. Fire on the Move. Armor Piercing. Very Fast. High Morale) Foot Guard - Seasoned armored Rifleman and Swordsman. (Heavy Missile Infantry. Armored. Rapid Fire. Anti-Large. Fast for Infantry. High Morale)
NAVAL UNIT TYPES: Turtle - Barrel-like Mini-Submarine. (Small. Submarine. Grappler. Special Bomb Attack.)
CURRENT FORCES:
Rifleman x 92
Grenadiers x 20
Automaton x 5
Cannon x 3
Organ Gun x 2
Communist Spawn x 30
Horse Guard x 20
Foot Guard x 20
Commissars - Political Officers that ensure discipline, loyalty, and also lead men into battle. (Military Morale Bonus) Molotovs - Bottles of Kvas and Phosphex used as firebombs. Burns EVERYTHING. (Molotovs: Special Missile Attack. Splash Damage. Flaming Attack. Magical. Ignores Armor.)
=BUREAU OF SOCIALIST STUDIES= INSTALLATIONS Bureau of Socialist Studies Headquarters: New Ideology development options
UPGRADES/POLICIES Nationalism - Loyalty to a Nation Bretonnia Sympathizer Network: A network of Communist Sympathizers within Bretonnia who will provide information and material support to the People's Republic. (Information and Resource network in Bretonnia)
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
[X] Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite!
-[X] Bretonnia
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Woman
-[X] Giovanni the Crazed Craftsmen
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
TIme to kill great knights in extremly unchivalrous ways.
Will the successor of French King Arthur die because someone put a bomb in his latrine? Unlikely but desirable.
Will a giant mechanical spider from Giovanni's workshop climb over mighty castle walls? Also unlikely, but desirable.
[X] Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite!
-[X] Bretonnia
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Woman
-[X] Giovanni the Crazed Craftsmen
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
What more beautiful way to destroy the Bretonnian nobility than through bombarding them with firearms and artillery operated by workers and peasants?
Plus combining the Worker with Giovanni seems to maximize the mechanical technology advantage, meaning we can more effectively enact a FIVE YEAR PLAN of rapid industrialization to match the Empire.
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen
Make sure to always insult and poke fun at the Bretonnian Kingdom.
Also.....I see nothing wrong with magic, hell anyone with a brain would use it...but this is warhammer so...chaos. Oh well we just need to follow the lead of the Lizardmen's magic.
The real question is if we should follow the lead of a personality cult since that could lead to our character becoming a god due to the nature and power of the warp. You know what, fuck that! Marxism all the way through.
[X] Plan: In mother Kislev you no lead revolution, revolution LEADS you!
-[X] Kislev
-[X] The Worker
-[X] Man
-[X] Mr. Necoho
-[X] La Bomba the Killer Queen