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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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Boyfriend option 3 spotted?

[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.

I mean we did just get woken up and we have a headache so

Camellia said:
Jun-ho's an eastern dragon, which are usually revered as gods and blessings for rain and rivers, right? (Examples: The zodiac dragon who was late cuz he got sidetracked helping out some peasants with a drought and Kohaku the river dragon who lost his river from Spirited Away) I think he's maybe someone who got turned into a dragon as a blessing as

it doesn't look like he's got any dragon parents or siblings.
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Honestly considered the thought that his parents were non-dragons but someone way back in the line uh...was a dragon and it just skipped a few generations but that it could be a blessing works, betterrrrr?
 
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ZerbanDaGreat said:
They're not gonna be purple dragons, it doesn't work like that. Or..." your brow furrows, "I think maybe sometimes it does but it's really super rare?
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Was that a fucking spyro reference?

[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyesand stay horizontal which sounds reallyappealing right now.

Figure out what they're blabbing about first, then kill 'em.
 
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Glassware said:
What if the doggo is his real form and he turned into a dragon due to magic? It'd explain his ignorance on the subject of dragons and maybe related to what Mama Eldingar has over him.
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I don't care whether he's a dog that turned into a dragon or a dragon that turned into a dog!

Jun-Ho is Jun-Ho, that's all that matters. Harrumph.
 
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Dog-dragon, just like my Skyrim characters? Doesn't matter, drunken bonding best bonding.

[x] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.

A new harem member?
 
[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.
 
[x] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.
 
[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.

Alright, this is pretty obviously our incuboi, because his standard sexy love dream had all of no fucking effect on Eldingar because Eldingar sure as hell didn't dream it up himself.

My bet? Mama hired this fucko to stalk us and do his level best to ensure we get hooked up with Jun-ho, and he's so completely out of his depth that he's panicking right now.
 
Salty said:
My bet? Mama hired this fucko to follow us and do his level best to ensure we get hooked up with Jun-ho, and he's so completely out of his depth that he's panicking right now.
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I mean, if you're going to do that you'd think she'd wait for a bit longer than night 1. And I don't think Incubi necessarily take contracts out on people. They just do shit. Though I could be wrong
 
LupineVolt said:
I mean, if you're going to do that you'd think she'd wait for a bit longer than night 1. And I don't think Incubi necessarily take contracts out on people. They just do shit. Though I could be wrong
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Really? You think mz "oh hi meet my useless son I'm going to taint your first impression of by insulting him to his and your face" can do subtle at all?

Eldingar even straight up calls it, she's mashing them together like two dolls and she sure as hell isn't going to leave anything to chance if she can help it.
 
What was that about purple dragons? Was that a Spyro reference? Are purple dragons extra-special somehow?

Regarding the Ifrit...he got our hoard blown up, but he didn't screw us over on the wish like I expected him to, so I'm considering ourselves square with him.

[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.
 
[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.

I'm pretty sure if we just lie there and listen in Eldingar will pass out again. Good for his sleep schedule, not as good for gathering information.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.

God Elddy, your life is sucks right now.


I'm officially attached.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.
 
[X] Keep playing at being asleep and sharpen your ears for whatever they're muttering. Get some info on the down-low, and this way you can rest your eyes and stay horizontal which sounds really appealing right now.
 
[X] Ask who the hell this person is and what they're doing in your cave. You're in no mood to be anything but blunt.
 
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