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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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[x] Declare in an angry/frustrated tone, perhaps even shouting it, "I wish for you to be be my butler for the rest of my life. Put on a proper uniform then clean up this mess." Wave a talon in general direction of former gold as you yell "If you can replace my hoard great, if not.. well I'm too busy with mother to yell some more at you." Feel free continue to fume inwardly as you worry about mother coming in
 
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James Birdsong said:
[x] I wish for you to clean up this cave while dressed as a butler. In fact you will remain my butler until such time as I want it otherwise. You will not embarrass me in front of my mother. You will not be allowed out of my service until the hoard is replaced to my satisfaction.
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I suspect you're overestimating how much composure and consideration Eldingar has right now, just a wee bit :V
 
[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"

I mean nothing else we get Mom blackout drunk

No chance of that backfiring :V
 
Lizard Knight said:
[X] "I wish for my lair to be returned to state it was the second after I released you!"
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If you changed this word for , before, then you would get a solid wish with little to no cons. Using the word, after, would leave the mess made by the mayonnaise.

Maybe, even change the pervious word, second, with the word, minute, so the Djinn has the exact moment in time we want to return our horde to.
 
[X] "I wish for wine! The good stuff, enough for a dragon!"

Ah, I needed someone to fulfil my shiny golden asshole quota. This fits the bill nicely. It's going to backfire horribly, but at least this way Eldingar can get kind of drunk off of the fumes if there's enough.
 
Okay, well, I actually empathized with our protagonist way too fucking much to find this funny.


[X] Fuck the Ifrit. Fuck the cave. Fuck Mother. Fuck everything. Grab the magic map, sneak past Mother (we evidently know the location far better than she does), and fly off to the nearest treasure location. Put Mother behind us, put the Ifrit behind us, put this whole damn mess behind us, and seek a chance at recouping the lost gold.
 
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You guys do remember that we never got the lair actually cleaned up before we started looking for the lamp, right? Making him reverse it to the state it was before we released him isn't going to do much but use up a wish.
 
Unbanshee said:
You guys do remember that we never got the lair actually cleaned up before we started looking for the lamp, right? Making him reverse it to the state it was before we released him isn't going to do much but use up a wish.
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I figured a messy lair is better than a destroyed lair. This way the MC ensures his mom everythings fine and normal.
 
[X] "I wish for my lair to be returned to state it was the second after I released you!"
This is the least worst option

Honestly I feel that if we wish for wine he's just going to flood the cave after pouring it on us first.

If we wish for him to clean up he's gonna disappear the mess and the gold with it
 
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Unbanshee said:
You guys do remember that we never got the lair actually cleaned up before we started looking for the lamp, right? Making him reverse it to the state it was before we released him isn't going to do much but use up a wish.
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It'll fix the hoard.

ZerbanDaGreat said:
Twelve magic swords (magic weaponmakers really do prefer swords don't they?). Magic axe. Couple of magic daggers. Magic helmet. Magic circlet. Magic chainmail shirt. Magic ring. A few magic necklaces and a smattering of other assorted jewellery. An entire suit of fullplate made of magically-reinforced gold that you assemble piece-by-piece over the course of your searches, sinking arm-deep in the gold and rummaging around grasping for bigger bits among the chaff. A few sceptres, lots of crowns (you run off to grab the one that rolled away earlier), a rubber dragon bath-toy you forgot was even in there-
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All of this plus a pile of gold coins and our groceries got blasted with much lightning or trampled on by a big angry dragon. The rewind wish would fix that.
 
[x] Declare in an angry/frustrated tone, perhaps even shouting it, "I wish for you to be be my butler for the rest of my life. Put on a proper uniform then clean up this mess." Wave a talon in general direction of former gold as you yell "If you can replace my hoard great, if not.. well I'm too busy with mother to yell some more at you." Feel free continue to fume inwardly as you worry about mother coming in
 
[jk] "I wish for infinite wishes!"
Hah, bet you didn't see that coming!

[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
No way this could ever backfire!
 
[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"

There is no possible way this could go wrong.
 
Please, y'all. Eldingar isn't gonna be able to make complex detailed wishes that fix everything in this situation.

Fortunately, he can do something even better.

[X] "Fix. THIS. NAAAAAOOOOOOW."
 
I love everything about this.

[X] "I wish for you to turn into a sexy dragon and pretend to be my mate until Mother leaves!"
 
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