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I would assume that the Plans are supposed to contain all votes this turn. Not just the honors.
Well, upsetting Pompey is certainly a good reason to do nearly anything. Pardon my ignorance, but why would taking the horse upset Pompey?
Had I known, I would have seriously considered keeping the horse and giving Sertorius the tablet, just as Renown does.
[I couldn't bear to let the tablet be destroyed in the ruins, so the tablet HAS to be one of the two selections, at least for me]
I just fear we would be the laughing stock of the patricians, if we returned to Rome claiming we had found a horse 'descended from Bucephalus' in the provincial backwater that is Samnium.The 'descended from Bucephalus' thing. Pompey was really eager to brand himself as a Roman Alexander, to the point where, during his eastern campaign, he looted a cloak that had supposedly belonged to Alexander so he could cosplay. He'll feel at least a twinge of envy every time we ride by.
My advice is that we don't specifically claim the horse is descended from Bucephalus, we just let the rumor mill do it for us, while occasionally telling jokes about it at parties or something in such a way that it's clear we're not fully serious about it.I just fear we would be the laughing stock of the patricians, if we returned to Rome claiming we had found a horse 'descended from Bucephalus' in the provincial backwater that is Samnium.
Well, the nice thing about this is that it's a simple enough business to run on the side, and our capital is, well, a horse. The only way we really lose is if the horse gets stolen; otherwise there's not a lot of potential for us to mismanage the business into the ground. Or for someone untrustworthy to do it to us.I can see this horse being a good starting point for a future horsebreeding career. Though TBH I find the thought of going for such a stewardship heavy endavour tedious.
I just fear we would be the laughing stock of the patricians, if we returned to Rome claiming we had found a horse 'descended from Bucephalus' in the provincial backwater that is Samnium.
I can see this horse being a good starting point for a future horsebreeding career. Though TBH I find the thought of going for such a stewardship heavy endavour tedious.
Woh-PAH!...And no one laughs when the Fabii claim Hercules as an ancestor despite the fact that the family exists only by adoption at this point.
"They tell me the horse is descended from Bucephalus. I don't know; if so, he must have picked up this tendency to bite at people wearing red from somewhere else, because I don't think Alexander would have stood for it."I was also going to say that we don't make the claim, merely wink at it, but @Simon_Jester ninja'd me.
Woh-PAH!
Also, to be fair, Hercules sounds like the kind of guy who got around a lot, so who knows? Descent from Hercules might actually be pretty common. Like descent from Ghengis Khan is today.
"They tell me the horse is descended from Bucephalus. I don't know; if so, he must have picked up this tendency to bite at people wearing red from somewhere else, because I don't think Alexander would have stood for it."
My advice is that we don't specifically claim the horse is descended from Bucephalus, we just let the rumor mill do it for us, while occasionally telling jokes about it at parties or something in such a way that it's clear we're not fully serious about it.
We can then make the assertion in more earnest at a later time, IF we develop the kind of credibility that would allow us to get away with that shit (e.g. Caesar probably could at his peak).
Well, the nice thing about this is that it's a simple enough business to run on the side, and our capital is, well, a horse. The only way we really lose is if the horse gets stolen; otherwise there's not a lot of potential for us to mismanage the business into the ground. Or for someone untrustworthy to do it to us.
That whole rumor thing might work. It might not. Meanwhile there we have a nearly legendary tablet ready to be taken into our possession. I just don't see the reason to gamble. Additionally, the whole Pompey / Alexander thing might never come to pass with us interfering in his plots and Marius reigning supreme.The horse is explicitly 'descended from the royal stables of Egypt, Greece, and Pontus.' The former owner was evidently a wealthy man, and a wealthy Italian could get anything from around the Mediterranean at this time. Our fellow patricians will know that. Besides, Roman nobles generally allow one another these polite fictions. The Julii are allowed to claim descent from Venus, Marius gets to proclaim that he was promised seven consulships in a prophecy, and no one laughs when the Fabii claim Hercules as an ancestor despite the fact that the family exists only by adoption at this point.
I was also going to say that we don't make the claim, merely wink at it, but @Simon_Jester ninja'd me.
You need toOdd that people voting for my plan aren't counted properly in the tally. Formatting error, maybe?
Ah, that'd do it. Fixed, hopefully.You need topost all [] votes directly beneath each other, no breaks/text between them.You also need to add at least one '-' before each [].
Edit: Sorry, I saw the first point in some other misformated plan.