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Mortifer

Mortifer

Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. From Under a rock.
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  • Mortifer
    Computer is fucked. Everything is on hiatus for several days, until it is unfucked. I hate my life.
    Mortifer
    Beat Gwyn. Awesome Music is Awesome. Now for NG+
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    Mortifer
    I wore the Old Witch's Ring for the whole fight, and gave all my Humanity to The Fair Lady in advance.
    Olive
    Olive
    You're not a real Dark Souls player unless you take her Pyromancies then turn around and take her Firekeeper Soul :p
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    No. The Fair Lady is sacred. I'm being a huge dick in NG+ (Would've killed Priscilla already if I didn't forget to pick up her Doll), but the Fair Lady is the one line that I will not cross.
    Mortifer
    Tried Invading in Dark Souls. Tanked one Lightening Spear, then the guy disconnected.
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    Mortifer
    Invaded another guy. Great Combustion let me overcome his shield in the end. Tried waiting trollishly amoungst the Darkroot Cats for a while, then got bored and hunted the guy down.
    Mortifer
    Holy fuck, Kalameet.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Although I find it amusing that he finished me off with a casual tail-slam, when I had so little health that I couldn't even see any red in my health bar.
    Mortifer
    Beat Seath the Scaleless. Thought he'd be harder. Died once to AoE Curse, once to tail, then I beat him.
    CrossyCross
    So...I checked your Prepare to Die fic.

    ...Jack just used up the DARK BEAD scroll...to cook some hollow meat.

    MYFUCKINGFACEWHEN
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Heh.

    ...Although now I feel nervous. You're one of the few Dark Souls writers on the board, you reading my Dark Souls stuff is like... Well... Having Urobuchi watching over your shoulder as you write F/Z fanfiction.
    CrossyCross
    CrossyCross
    I'm not THAT bad. It would if it was Thagguy. The guy's quite a critic from what I've seen.

    Now, to be honest, your writing is GOOD. But very sparse and short. If one was going for professional writing, I'd have a lot of comments and railings on your lackings.
    CrossyCross
    CrossyCross
    BUUUT, this is fanfiction. And sorta-cracky fanfiction at that (wasting DARK BEAD of all things remains the biggest larf). Right now? I'm perfectly fine with how you write what you write. My only complaint is NOT ENOUGH CHAPTERS.

    As it is, it's freaking hilarious! Keep it up.
    Mortifer
    So I've been considering a quest.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    You play as Kaathe from Dark Souls, manipulating events in order to cause the Rise of a Dark Lord.
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    Mortifer
    The catch? I'll be running a Frampt Quest on SB, set in the same universe. The two quests have their players trying to manipulate things for their preferred ending, while sabotaging the other.
    Xellos
    Xellos
    This sounds downright diabolical. I wonder how long it would take players to notice what you're doing?
    Mortifer
    Just did a Boss Run in Demon Ruins/Lost Izalith. Just beat Bed of Chaos.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    I'm curious, though. People kept going on about how something was going to happen to Solaire... But all he did in Lost Izalith was sit in a cave. Did I do something by accident?
    Prospalz
    Prospalz
    More like you didn't do something by accident. Or did something by accident. It's hard to say without spoiling, and you seems to be doing a blind run.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Well, not really a blind run. It's just that this is one of the few Spoilers I haven't come across.

    Eh, something to work out in NG+, I guess.
    Mortifer
    Jut fought Sif. I knew everything going in. That he thought like Artorias, that he started limping, the opening cutscene change, everything.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    But... I still teared up. I'm so sorry, SIf, I had to, I didn't- I- I'll just go.
    Mortifer
    Tried to get to Quelana in Blighttown. Controller disconnects just in time for me to get stunlocked.
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    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Try not going as human, get summoned anyway. Damn it.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    And the fucker two-shots me with some magic spell. Y'know, I'll just unequip that ring until I get me some Pyromancy/DWGR
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    I should've de-equipped quicker, got summoned again, by mister 2/3 health remover. Got lagstabbed.
    Mortifer
    Tried to join Forest Hunter. Got Invaded for the first time. Then another guy turned up halfway through. Got 13000 souls from those two.
    Mortifer
    After being pounded by Manus for the bazillionth time, the loading screen decided to remind me of the Rite of Kindling.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    One short run through the Catacombs later, I got 20 Estus and tried Manus again. Managed to beat him.
    Mortifer
    Had Manus on 1/6 of health. Ran out of Estus. Got combo'd while trying to use Humanity.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    1/10 health this time. Why does Humanity take so long to use?
    Mortifer
    Just beat Sanctuary Guardian. I love Pyromancy.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Keep getting slaughtered by the knights in the Royal Forest.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    And now it's Artorias's turn to demolish me. Fun fight, though.
    Mortifer
    In Painted World of Ariamas. Bonewheel's are nowhere near as tough as the Fandom makes out. Crows, on the other hand...
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    If something has an unblockable attack that takes half your health and staggers you so you can't dodge the next one, then it shouldn't be a mook.
    Mortifer
    Mortifer
    Finished Painted World. Immediately went back in, because there's a spot where I get 7000 souls with one spell there. Time to get that next Attunement slot.
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