- Location
- Hampden Park
19th August
19:37 GMT -5
Okay, a bit more than an hour.
"Recognised, Orange Lantern, B zero six."
Turns out, Jade hadn't seen her mum in years. And given that her mum really wasn't shy about telling her what she thought of her career choice, she actually preferred talking to me. I'm playing nice cop to someone's own mother.
Guess I've got the not-seen-your-mother-for-years thing to look forward to.
Oh, someone's sparring, and from the look of them they've been at it for a while. Kon has his t-shirt off, muscles on his heroically proportioned torso glistening with sweat. Donna's in her tight-fitting work-out gear, her hair either tied back in a bun or plastered across her face where it's escaped. They're both breathing hard.
Donna's actual combat uniform is a black bodysuit with some sort of wire mesh under the material, and with silver bracers matching Diana's gold ones. We found out quickly that it gave her a rather substantial advantage over Kon during training, so she's decided not to wear it. I really have to ask Diana what the metal is. There's no conventional material that can survive those sort of forces, let alone protect against them.
Kaldur, Wallace, M'gann and Artemis are spectating, while Diana calls out instructions to the fighters, correcting their postures and attacks. This is training for Donna as well as Kon, as without her armour she is noticeably less resilient than he is and her skills are tested evading and deflecting his attacks.
As I watch, Donna dives at Kon's legs, pushing off with her left leg, falling towards the floor then shooting forwards. One of her many areas of skill is in being able to switch between flight and walking with no gaps between states. Fighting against her forces you to rethink how people shaped objects can move.
Kon seems to find that much easier than Kaldur or I do. Wallace never stood a chance. He seems to find her somewhat distracting.
Kon crouches slightly as she launches, guards, then hops forward and stomps down hard on her most likely vector, forcing her to pull out of her attack. She spins away and tries to sweep him. He counters by kneeling, catching her leg and yanking her across in front of him. He swings a punch, and she rolls under it and attempts an arm lock.
"Don't anchor yourself in place when fighting a stronger opponent!"
Thing about supernatural toughness and stamina? They can carry on like that for hours. Diana doesn't believe in the whole 'fight's-over-if-you-hit-the-ground' thing, and Donna likes to get her money's worth while she's actually here.
The others are still watching the fight, but Artemis is sparing the time to scowl at me. I walk over to them.
"Sooo. How long have they been at it?"
"About forty minutes." Wallace takes a bite of his hotdog. "You know, if it was anyone other than Donna hogging the arena, I'd probably complain."
"Kon-El, she's baiting you. You're getting too aggressive."
Kon lunges forwards anyway, goes too far and gets an elbow to the back of the neck. He drops to all fours, turning as he does so and lashing out with his right arm in a wild swing. Donna doesn't get out of range quite fast enough and takes a glancing blow which knocks her spinning. She tumbles through the air before bringing herself under control just in front of us.
"Hey Paul."
"Good evening Donna. Nice to have you with us."
I meet her eyes with a nod and a smile. A glance to the side reveals that Wallace is taking the opportunity to ogle her chest. Fortunately, she's turned her attention back to Kon, and flies back into the fray.
"Yeah, soo not complaining."
I roll my eyes, and pat him on the shoulder. "Stay classy, Wallace."
Passing Kaldur, I walk over to M'gann and Artemis.
"Hi Paul! Where have you been all afternoon?"
"Prison. Belle Reve. I wanted to visit Jade."
M'gann looks a little concerned. "I'm not sure that's a good idea. You know she just kissed you so she could get away, right?"
"Yes, I had realised that."
"Did she even want to talk to you?"
Yep, still angry.
"Artemis, part of the reason why I went was so that I could apologise for the whole tentacle crush thing. She said that she'd been hit harder in training."
Artemis flinches slightly. Maybe she's more sympathetic than I've been giving her credit for? Don't think I'll mention the Asian-tentacle thing. If Jade didn't hear it then I doubt that Artemis did.
"It took you this long to apologize?"
"No, we moved on to talking about other things. Lantern Gardn-."
"What other things?"
"Oh, nothing secret or anything. A little about me, where I come from. A bit about weapons; she wanted to make sure I used the correct names for her knives in my report. We eventually got onto her relationship with her parents; I'd bumped into her mother going in, and her dad was-."
Artemis is staring at me. "Why were you talking about this with her anyway?"
"Well, Lantern Gardner used to work in prison counselling, and he told me that inmates who have good social support outside prison have a better chance of not reoffending. I mean, the supervillain rehabilitation rate in this country is basically zero, so if we want to avoid doing this all again in a year or two, we should really put some effort into.. finding.. productive... What?"
Artemis is still staring at me, but now she's leaning into it.
I smile nervously, catch M'gann's eye and make a small shrug.
"You went to Belle Reve?"
"Yes?"
"To talk to Cheshire?"
"Yes?"
"And she didn't say anything about…" She stops for a moment, and looks away. "You didn't ask anything about the League of Shadows?"
"No, I didn't really ask about them. I mean, M'gann already took everything Jade knew, and it's not as if the identity of their leader is a secret or anything. Look, is there something you want to tell me? Because you've been in a mood with me since we fought her. Did she.. say something to you? Because she didn't mention you at all."
Back to the staring, but it's less aggressive now. Huh. I'll have to ask Jade what she said next time I visit.
There's a loud thump from the arena as Kon lands hard on his back and doesn't immediately get up again.
"Kon, you alright?"
"Great!" He goes to push himself up. "Ow."
19:37 GMT -5
Okay, a bit more than an hour.
"Recognised, Orange Lantern, B zero six."
Turns out, Jade hadn't seen her mum in years. And given that her mum really wasn't shy about telling her what she thought of her career choice, she actually preferred talking to me. I'm playing nice cop to someone's own mother.
Guess I've got the not-seen-your-mother-for-years thing to look forward to.
Oh, someone's sparring, and from the look of them they've been at it for a while. Kon has his t-shirt off, muscles on his heroically proportioned torso glistening with sweat. Donna's in her tight-fitting work-out gear, her hair either tied back in a bun or plastered across her face where it's escaped. They're both breathing hard.
Donna's actual combat uniform is a black bodysuit with some sort of wire mesh under the material, and with silver bracers matching Diana's gold ones. We found out quickly that it gave her a rather substantial advantage over Kon during training, so she's decided not to wear it. I really have to ask Diana what the metal is. There's no conventional material that can survive those sort of forces, let alone protect against them.
Kaldur, Wallace, M'gann and Artemis are spectating, while Diana calls out instructions to the fighters, correcting their postures and attacks. This is training for Donna as well as Kon, as without her armour she is noticeably less resilient than he is and her skills are tested evading and deflecting his attacks.
As I watch, Donna dives at Kon's legs, pushing off with her left leg, falling towards the floor then shooting forwards. One of her many areas of skill is in being able to switch between flight and walking with no gaps between states. Fighting against her forces you to rethink how people shaped objects can move.
Kon seems to find that much easier than Kaldur or I do. Wallace never stood a chance. He seems to find her somewhat distracting.
Kon crouches slightly as she launches, guards, then hops forward and stomps down hard on her most likely vector, forcing her to pull out of her attack. She spins away and tries to sweep him. He counters by kneeling, catching her leg and yanking her across in front of him. He swings a punch, and she rolls under it and attempts an arm lock.
"Don't anchor yourself in place when fighting a stronger opponent!"
Thing about supernatural toughness and stamina? They can carry on like that for hours. Diana doesn't believe in the whole 'fight's-over-if-you-hit-the-ground' thing, and Donna likes to get her money's worth while she's actually here.
The others are still watching the fight, but Artemis is sparing the time to scowl at me. I walk over to them.
"Sooo. How long have they been at it?"
"About forty minutes." Wallace takes a bite of his hotdog. "You know, if it was anyone other than Donna hogging the arena, I'd probably complain."
"Kon-El, she's baiting you. You're getting too aggressive."
Kon lunges forwards anyway, goes too far and gets an elbow to the back of the neck. He drops to all fours, turning as he does so and lashing out with his right arm in a wild swing. Donna doesn't get out of range quite fast enough and takes a glancing blow which knocks her spinning. She tumbles through the air before bringing herself under control just in front of us.
"Hey Paul."
"Good evening Donna. Nice to have you with us."
I meet her eyes with a nod and a smile. A glance to the side reveals that Wallace is taking the opportunity to ogle her chest. Fortunately, she's turned her attention back to Kon, and flies back into the fray.
"Yeah, soo not complaining."
I roll my eyes, and pat him on the shoulder. "Stay classy, Wallace."
Passing Kaldur, I walk over to M'gann and Artemis.
"Hi Paul! Where have you been all afternoon?"
"Prison. Belle Reve. I wanted to visit Jade."
M'gann looks a little concerned. "I'm not sure that's a good idea. You know she just kissed you so she could get away, right?"
"Yes, I had realised that."
"Did she even want to talk to you?"
Yep, still angry.
"Artemis, part of the reason why I went was so that I could apologise for the whole tentacle crush thing. She said that she'd been hit harder in training."
Artemis flinches slightly. Maybe she's more sympathetic than I've been giving her credit for? Don't think I'll mention the Asian-tentacle thing. If Jade didn't hear it then I doubt that Artemis did.
"It took you this long to apologize?"
"No, we moved on to talking about other things. Lantern Gardn-."
"What other things?"
"Oh, nothing secret or anything. A little about me, where I come from. A bit about weapons; she wanted to make sure I used the correct names for her knives in my report. We eventually got onto her relationship with her parents; I'd bumped into her mother going in, and her dad was-."
Artemis is staring at me. "Why were you talking about this with her anyway?"
"Well, Lantern Gardner used to work in prison counselling, and he told me that inmates who have good social support outside prison have a better chance of not reoffending. I mean, the supervillain rehabilitation rate in this country is basically zero, so if we want to avoid doing this all again in a year or two, we should really put some effort into.. finding.. productive... What?"
Artemis is still staring at me, but now she's leaning into it.
I smile nervously, catch M'gann's eye and make a small shrug.
"You went to Belle Reve?"
"Yes?"
"To talk to Cheshire?"
"Yes?"
"And she didn't say anything about…" She stops for a moment, and looks away. "You didn't ask anything about the League of Shadows?"
"No, I didn't really ask about them. I mean, M'gann already took everything Jade knew, and it's not as if the identity of their leader is a secret or anything. Look, is there something you want to tell me? Because you've been in a mood with me since we fought her. Did she.. say something to you? Because she didn't mention you at all."
Back to the staring, but it's less aggressive now. Huh. I'll have to ask Jade what she said next time I visit.
There's a loud thump from the arena as Kon lands hard on his back and doesn't immediately get up again.
"Kon, you alright?"
"Great!" He goes to push himself up. "Ow."
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