Umbrus Shade, The Incredibly Annoyed Ravenclaw [Harry Potter/SI]
Prologue
It all began with...
Prologue
It all began with...
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This is a Shade self insert.I can sympathize with this character. He seems like he has the perfect mix of genre-savviness, self-depreciation, and pessimism to make a good SI. I eagerly watch, and wait.
I can sympathize with this character. He seems like he has the perfect mix of genre-savviness, self-depreciation, and pessimism to make a good SI. I eagerly watch, and wait.
It isn't all that difficult to act as a quiet bookish nerd. That's the majority of Ravenclaw. Luna was bullied because she was outwardly weird, and was thus an easy target. No friends and looked down upon, right?He is also in Ravenclaw, contrary to what many think, this isn't an advantage.
Our dear Luna Lovegood was different than her peers and was mercilessly bullied.
Shade is different: an adult in a child body, he'll be detected as abnormal.
It isn't all that difficult to act as a quiet bookish nerd. That's the majority of Ravenclaw. Luna was bullied because she was outwardly weird, and was thus an easy target. No friends and looked down upon, right?
Also, what is "detected as abnormal" supposed to mean? These are children and teenagers, not Sherlock Holmes, and they wouldn't have any motivation to sniff out non-conformers. You make it sound like they're an inquisition, or some sort of hive.
And if you quietly listen to snippets of conversation as you walk down the street, seeing parts of a whole world around you, That you quickly believe the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is right about the definition of Sonder.When your trope knowledge exceeds that of common knowledge and you start calling random people on the streets NPC's.
I grinned at them. "Let's all get along."
They smiled back, and I knew all would be right in the world.
Shush before I change my mind and send you into Slytherin, you sly snake in a raven's nest! Fine! Since you insist so much, and because I fear what you'd do if I left you among those poor little snakes, you're going to have to be...
"Enough of your blabbering," Professor Snape said curtly, "We will now practice scrubbing the cauldrons to perfection, a much needed skills for those of you who will never amount to much more than muck-cleaners."
And then Shade is all like "uh, guys...thats not a lot". "Professor Flitwick gave us three feet long homework," Terry Boot groaned in turn. "The older years said he was a good professor, but they didn't mention how much homework he'd give."
Eidetic memory via occlumency? Mindscapes? I think that's pure fanon there as I don't recall that from the books.The first thing for shade to do is, try every type of occlumency training/technique that is in all types of fanfiction. Not only will it help him sort his memories, it's also a defense and can be used to gain an almost eidetic memory. You will also be able to have some fun with describing and building a mindscape that can ignore the laws of physics, i.e. the world folding in half (inception) as well as their penrose staircase, you can even apply the concept to a hallway with a door at the end that infinitely loops. Building a mindscape is one of the best ways to just go wild and say f*ck reality, it's just so fun.
True, it is pretty much pure fanon, but that is mainly because occlumency is barely explored in the books/movies. Also I could imagine the reason it's not taught to everyone is because of the pureblood prejudice and it's only taught to the kids from the older families as a means of staying on the top and in power. I still think that with magic it may be possible and, Just for that, I would love the flexibility to be added to the story.Eidetic memory via occlumency? Mindscapes? I think that's pure fanon there as I don't recall that from the books.
It also makes little sense, as then classes like History of Magic and Muggle Studies are better replaced by learning occlumency and then just skim reading the books. It'd make little sense to have not use eidetic memory in them if that was true.
Oh, Snape."I suppose ten points from Hufflepuff," Professor Snape said, quite coldly. He then turned and looked straight at me. I stared back, with the most tranquil of expressions. "Mister Umbrus?"
"The bezoar's a natural remedy against poisoning of all kinds, found in the stomach of a goat-"
"Enough of your blabbering," Professor Snape said curtly, "We will now practice scrubbing the cauldrons to perfection, a much needed skills for those of you who will never amount to much more than muck-cleaners."
I had to give it to him, as he waved his wand and made all of our cauldrons dirty like hell...
...he just knew how to make someone hate him as if he were the angry Cinderella step-mother.