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Hi! Now that we're done the election and I've gotten a few other things done, I'll be working on the next update. So, while I'm not closing the vote, the vote seems pretty firm and I have a decent idea what I want to do for the next update. But before all that, I have a confession to make: I may have slightly fucked it.

I used task labelling in my vote format. This is a feature included in NetTally (and also in the built-in tally) that lets you break up particular votes by their task label. Unfortunately, the format for doing so is [X][Foo] Bar. What I actually typed is [Foo][X] Bar, and not only does that not work, every single vote formatted wrong can't be counted automatically even as a single line. Which means most votes just aren't actually counted at all.

To make a long story short: I counted them manually. :V

I already reported the bug (oversight? It is user error, to be fair) to NetTally's GitHub, so hopefully we can fix it soon, but in the meantime, my manual count is as follows:
Code:
Zartaj Finery: xx
Zettai Ryouiki: xxxxxx

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Nezha Friendship: xx
Dissemble/Gather Intel: xxxxx
Polite: x

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Savior Duel: xxxxxx
The Woman from Jupiter: xxxx
The Second Lunar Expedition: xxxxxxx
Mircalla Arisa's Pirate Hunt: x
Avoiding Daddy's Otome Game: xxxx
Nerves Concord/Disorder Units: xxx

If you want, you can verify that yourself. And I'm still open to more votes. But if this holds, we're going with absolute territory for clothes (I've got a great idea for this, so this works well~), the Second Lunar Expedition as a subplot to cover between scenes (though the duel with Savior, in second place, may get a mention), and dissembling and info gathering while talking to Lord Izrail.

Now, if only I could work in an election joke...
 
[Outfit][X] None of those are good enough. I see a red dress and I want it painted black...
-[X] Long, flowing, and seductive.

[Father][X] Let's just be polite. No reason to do anything else.

[Subplot][X] The Second Lunar Expedition. It's looking like it's going to happen sooner than later, and if I'm involved, I need to know quickly.
 
A Cruel Angel's Otoge
[Outfit][X] None of those are good enough. I see a red dress and I want it painted black...
-[X] Two words: zettai ryouiki.


The choice of outfit to wear in noble society is of course, a decision of immense weight and import. Fashion is everything. Being behind the times is a kiss of death. Being ahead of the times gives you influence. No doubt Beatrice has given due consideration to all available options, and could easily advise me on the ideal outfit for any situation, for any possible reaction, taking into account practicality and potential problems that could arise. It would behoove me to ask her advice on this, and take it seriously.

Two words:

Fuck.

That.

"Execute...plan Z!" I exclaim, pointing to the closet.

"Plan...Z, my Lady."

Oh, right. I probably should've told her what the plan was, first, huh.

"You know. Absolute territory!"

"Plan Z...which starts with the letter A? I suppose knowledge of the sciences does not automatically translate to literacy..." Ugh. Why is Beatrice arguing, anyway? This pun doesn't even make sense in Darija!

...it's a completely original joke, honest.

"No, see, nothing off the rack will be enough. I have designed an outfit specifically for this eventuality. Which I have had delivered here, as it's not simply an outfit, but a practical application of my talents."

"Ah, I see. That plan Z. For 'zettai ryouiki'."

"Yes, that's what I said. Absolute territory."

"This joke isn't especially funny, my Lady."

"Eh, that's never stopped me before."

...to make a long story short, after we had a discussion about my overuse of word-substitution wordplay in my humor, and the history of the 'who's on first' template, I ended up snuggled rather tightly in the softest bed I'd ever had. Aah, this was the life...

And to be honest, it was all worth it to see Beatrice's reaction to what I'd picked out.

But, you see, I had a plan. And I had other YouTubers to rip off. This was not merely an unorthodox method of dress - this was a demonstration of my prowess and talents. To Beatrice...

and to Lord Izrail.

"...I feel I must question the purpose of this. While I cannot say I am personally uninterested in seeing you wear this, as a professional I must tell you that I am not sure this is the best choice for a first meeting with your new father. My Lady." And there it was, sealed up, held in my Beatrice's arms...

Slick, shiny black, shaped specifically to my body and contours, a backless dress of modern design that this colony world had never seen, at the front reaching all the way to my neck, and at the bottom with gentle frills out in a short skirt that would surely make Beatrice murder anyone who tried to put her in it, high boots of the same material with a gentle heel, and gloves, long gloves that would be in place on any lesbian, at least if you asked some of my dearest friends...

Something this world had never seen before.

Something that wasn't even my fault.

No, that was the fault of the original scenario, so I guess figuring out what kind of person I used to be will be a fun ride.

"And the labcoat, too?" Beatrice asks, said coat also laid out.

"No, that's Yu-" ...oh. "Er. That's just optional. Not important."

What I was going to say was that it was Yuina's...so, who is Yuina? The original Blue-Eyed Zartaj, who I'm replacing in this scenario? Aha. Well, that does sound like my kind of name, so...

"Even so, this thing looks...fragile. This is resilin, yes? I had seen this material during my training -" Ugh, now I'll have more 'Path of the Maid' fantasies, huh. "- but I wouldn't expect you to wear it outside, even besides the...deficiencies, as an item of fashion and status."

"Aah! Now, see, that's where you're wrong." I gleefully grinned, and tossed off my nightgown in one motion, throwing away the tyranny of clothes to inspect the other, better tyranny of clothes instead, plucking it out of its protective package to show off. "This is, in fact, a top-of-the-line prototype that I've been working on."

"Ah, I see where this is going. One of your projects with Lady Mi-"

"Don't."

Beatrice politely clears her throat. "My Lady, I think the readers already know who your rival is. There is really no one else that those first two letters can refer to than..." Beatrice pauses, raises her finger...and then lowers it, thinking better of it before beating the dead horse. "Sigh. Very well, carry on. Let's pretend we're all shocked later."

(Ugh. Beatrice, why are you forgetting the people who aren't reading my other quest...? Anyway.)

"You see," I said, pushing my glasses right up my nose as I prepared to exposit. "The standard in space suits for pilots and non-critical EVA operations has been space activity suits in use since the Fall. But the latest generation space activity suits are still quite limited. Because of limited resources and constant reuse of technology during the early stages of colonial rebuilding and recovery, plugsuits used by pilots of Armored Cores and their mass-produced Muscle Tracer derivatives have been designed to do everything, and be easily repaired and produced. The designs used haven't changed significantly in the past couple of centuries!

"While current plugsuit designs, with their armor plating and bulk, greatly improve casualty and fatality rates of Muscle Tracer pilots...studies have shown that survivability of a Raven that must bail out in space is slim at best. Much of the bulk is through the use of fluids to provide both cooling and g-force protection as well as pressure, but also the requirement for armor plating. Their performance in high-acceleration maneuvers could be greatly improved with an all-new design specialized toward the needs of skilled Ravens!

"Our new design changes everything! Under the assumption that most AC use is dueling, and that bailing out of the AC in combat is essentially already suicide, armor plating has been almost entirely removed! Thanks to enhanced resilin polymers produced through bioengineering and - crucially - my manipulation of resilin production in agricultural modules to provide the necessary material properties, materials can be used that alone provide the necessary pressure, while minimizing the need for fluids used in g-force protection, leaving it used for cooling and other purposes that don't require as high a volume, nor a volume distributed around the body in such a bulky way.

"It's skin-tight, yet does everything you need it to, and looks utterly divine on a woman's body - especially Nezha's - so I believe the best way I can show my value to the Zartaj family is to demonstrate a prototype that stays utterly immaculate and shiny in any condition, properly adjusts for body shape changes, resists tearing and other forms of damage, has an integrated liquid cooling system, and in every way utterly defies conventional logic!

"Further results can be found through liquid breathing experiments, though it remains to be seen if the expense is practical enough to see any benefit. Honestly, by that point, you may as well just rebuild the human to not be so squishy..."

...

...

Beatrice stares down at the outfit in my hands, and then up toward me...down, up, down, up...

"...my Lady, forgive me: but is this just a flimsy excuse for a sex thing?"

"No!"

...

...wait, that's Yuina talking, not Fiona.

"...yes," I admit, with a long-suffering sigh.

"I see. In that case, I have no objections."

I blink. "...wait, what?"

"Well, I understand the logic. It is quite brilliant, in its own very roundabout way. Lord Izrail will react negatively, but you'll explain its nature, and of course if you demonstrate progress and results he'll realize just what it is an unorthodox person like you can bring to the family. And, given that you are headed to Ishtar's garage afterward, it would not be unreasonable to expect you to wear the clothes you'd take to it, especially when it's to both cooperate with and compete with a powerful rival."

"Yes! That's, um, definitely what I was thinking about," I say.

"My Lady, what you're supposed to do as a noble is blindly take credit regardless of what your intentions were."

"Does that actually work?"

"No, but all the other nobles are doing it as well, so they won't call you on it."

"That sounds like it's dangerously close to a political joke after I've started crossposting on QQ."

"We could always talk about maids who are boys instead. QQ likes those, right?"

"Let's, um, not. Please."

...I'm going to cut all of these jokes, aren't I.

And so it is that I slipped myself into the dress of my own design, tossed over my head, and brought tight with a tug of just the right part of my skirt...

A glove over one hand, my other left bare -

"Why the bare hand, my Lady? To show off your black fingernails?"

"Nah, you'll see later. I can't do work on Ishtar without a bare hand."

"...is that a euphemism, my Lady?"

"I have no idea!"

- one boot up, and then the other, a toss of my hair, a bit of makeup to suit, and...as the Alphonse say, voila.

"...my Lady, did you forget panties?"

"...yes!"

...

To make a long story short (um, again): Beatrice loved it.

I guess her hatred of skirts only applies to her. On everyone else it's more than okay. Well, I guess I'm not risking my butt around men so much compared to her, given my status. I just have to worry about being married off in a political arrangement to a man who, despite my genius and high position, will be expected to make decisions for me I have no interest in, because whatever capitalist morons - probably descendants of Elon Musk? - who reinvented patriarchy really wanted to keep it in their Enlightenment-period nobility LARP for reasons of 'historical accuracy'.

...honestly, I'm not sure which one is worse.



[Father][X] Dissemble. See if you can't get information out of him about his plans and his position on the various political conflicts.
[Subplot][X] The Second Lunar Expedition. It's looking like it's going to happen sooner than later, and if I'm involved, I need to know quickly.


And so it is...

that ash seeketh embers.

So to speak, anyway. To be born a commoner in this world is to be unfit to compete upon the stage of history. Even the world's knights, born and raised to do battle, can't be expected to rise above their station. Being born as I was...it truly is like a curse.

The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

I liked to call it 'the curse of want', back in my glory days, long before Kyu and my lonely life under the ocean. To me, being trans was never about that 'born wrong' kind of thing...not really. It's simply 'want' - that I craved the beauty of womanhood for myself, down deep into my very core, for as long as I could ever remember. Cursed, to desire it and yet feel I could never grasp it, as though that beauty were a darkness beyond the reach of flame.

Yuina Zartaj may not have known that kind of want, but...

She knew 'want' well. Pursuing her talents and discoveries. Openly and blatantly declaring a noble her 'rival', playing in their circles, and it seemed the only way they had to stop her was to make her a noble - and even then, a blue-eyed pariah.

But, you know. It's not an unfamiliar role to me. Someone elevated and beatified in public, and yet scorned and despised in secret. I've played that role plenty of times before. And played that game, too. It's one of those endless struggles, that define our lives, as human beings...

'The curse of life, is the curse of want.'

So the role of Blue-Eyed Zartaj is one I think I'll find pretty comfortable, I consider, as I stride through the halls of the manor Abd-el-Tif, Beatrice in my shadow, smiling at the stares I get from time to time. For such a large place, relatively few Zartaj live here; much of the space is taken up by minor nobles, diplomats, workers, specialists, and others who are offered patronage by the family.

By Lord Izrail Zartaj, head of the family, and ruler of Lagrange point 1, the gate to the Moon.

His position is not hereditary. The Zartaj believe that all are born into a natural position in life, and that rulership is to be evaluated and judged by their own. If leadership fails, then such a position was not 'natural' after all, and so you are disgraced.

Nezha, her whole life, has lived by a simple principle: 'there are no points for second place'. And she's taken that to heart, and become one of the strongest Ravens, driven to prove her natural talents to be the strongest of all.

It's all pretty twisted. But, every principle of 'chivalry' is a base hypocrisy, to justify behaviours post hoc. The Zartaj scheme for power just the same as the rest, and all their 'principles' are little more than self-aggrandization.

(...huh, I guess maybe I have more in common with them than I thought.)

Anyway, all this is to say that Izrail has stayed in his position for longer than I've been alive, in this world, so he's evidently pretty good at his job? That name, though...that is, Azrael, the angel of death. Pretty on the nose.

Well, whatever. I've been stalled at the front of his study monologuing for a couple of minutes now, I may as well knock.

"...ah, yes. Come in, come in!"

Having been given permission, I carefully open the door, and lay eyes upon the man who decided that, if he's going to add me to the family, he's going to call himself my father.

Goddess in hell, that creeps me out.

He's married, of course, but in a world like this that isn't a guarantee. Nor is being family. Even so, as I stride into the study and close the door behind me, I'd really prefer not to say the word that comes out of my mouth:

"Father."

...

...I am taking the longest fucking shower after this.

"That word suits you," he says, and I manage to suppress the revulsion, smiling to him as he waves me in. This man, this man who holds the fate of all these colonies in his hands...

He's a lot more jovial than I expected.

I wouldn't do well to trust that, of course. But he's definitely the part of a scheming career politician, rather than a tyrant king. A white shirt, a tie, a vest...business wear. While the Zartaj Semiconductor Manufacturing Corporation is run by another member of the family - again, each person in their best role - he still has a powerful role to play in its machinations. He's no simplistic dictator...

He's going to be a hell of an obstacle, even apart from my personal feelings.

"Fiona Zartaj. That suits you as well. Never mind your eyes - it's the name that matters. I take it you're headed to see Nezha? I see, I see..." His eyes raise themselves from his papers, roaming over me. "Is that what's popular out there? Interesting, interesting..."

Ah, yes. I expected this.

"...Beatrice, please give me the papers."

"Yes, my Lady."

My servant draws a folder from under her arm, and I walk close enough to present it to Izrail's desk. "This? This is the future. The future of Zartaj Ravens. What this dress is made of, is a material that the company will want its hands on before long. And here I've even had a rival help with it, all for our sake of course..."

I smile, presenting it as though I'm doing it for his sake. He can't hide his skeptical look before he takes a look at the whitepapers, through the report...to his credit, he reads quickly, easily skimming through dense academic and scientific jargon before nodding in approval.

"Mm. I see...so, you're putting your efforts to practical use. Already, yes! Good, good...I see Nezha's faith in you is not misplaced." This close, I can clearly see...well. He's pretty handsome, isn't he? Like, for a man...

He's a bit more pale than Nezha is, olive-skinned and 'distinguished', which is to say he looks old but in a good way. His beard is dark and well-kept, short black hair bearing just a tiny bit of curl or fuzz. He's not quite what I expected, but perhaps that's the point - even knowing he's got almost three decades of ruthlessness behind him, he's nowhere near as threatening as he looks.

"Consider it a homecoming gift. A way of rewarding you for your efforts. I'm sure management at ZSMC will love to hear about it." I smile wider, quite proud of my efforts, my skirtless maid retreating away into the shadows once more. "The Hanazuki Zaibatsu are working on similar projects, but they've never been practical for production. Alphonse Industrial expertise on bioengineering is much stronger, so I took advantage of their efforts. Not to mention, I think the HZ are aiming for the civilian market, which just seems completely backwards to me."

"There are advantages to neutrality, my new daughter." Ugh, still makes me crawl. He's not really leering, though, so small favors. "If we supply to the HZ for their projects, they'll just have to accept our advances in this field. And to steal it from Alphonse hands...quite the negotiator, aren't you?"

"That's more because of Nezha," I admit. "My collaborators are close friends with her. As I am."

Yes...

'friends'.

in the magical girl sense.

Which is to say, way more than friends, but none of us has the vocabulary, which, well...

I'll just have to fix that.~

"And you've gone and built that into your dress? Unorthodox, but...yes, I think I understand. It's certainly novel, I'll give you that." I get the sense that he doesn't approve that much, but more on the 'kids these days' level than anything else. He understands my meaning. "The tides of history will turn in favor of the Zartaj."

...it's lines like that which make me feel like I shouldn't underestimate this man.

"I guess, Father, I'm rather interested in what you're planning for Nezha. How do you feel about the Second Lunar Expedition?"

"Mm." Izrail sighs, and plops the papers down, raising his arms and crossing his hands, leaning in and...oh, fuck, I know that pose. That's not a good sign. "The First Lunar Expedition failed because it lacked commitment and principle. We have observed the Moon since - we believe the AI weapons have not advanced, while our understanding of Armored Cores, and the strength of our Ravens, has only grown stronger and stronger."

"The HZ has been aiming for it ever since, though. Do you really think the situation's changed that much? Enough to throw your support behind it?"

"Well, I'm not alone. Despite their rivalry, Alphonse is starting to aim that way as well. Renata will fall in line, push comes to shove - they are the junior partner. Besides which..."

From his desk, Izrail lifts out a locked case, carefully pushing a key inside it and popping it open. Within, held by velour padding, is...

...

the letter T?

Okay, no, I think I have an idea of what this is.

"A gift from the Woman from Jupiter. Discovered within a nest of AI weapons in the Jupiter Sphere. This material is believed to be a component of a precursor to the Allegorical Manipulation System. Harmony Sonata has provided enough of this, and enough knowledge based upon it, to greatly expand our efforts and accuracy of AMS testing."

I reach out with my ungloved hand, touching the cool metal, and watching a faint blackness spread from my fingertips as I stroke it. From this, I can feel such a weight, such a pressure, as though Jupiter's gravity were reaching out to crush me...

(What is it, that this has witnessed, if this object could speak and tell of atrocities beyond the Tannhauser Gate?)

"Ah, I see...yes, it responds to 'genius' as well." He smiles, a touch of evil within it as he stares at my touch, as I feel that pressure. "You certainly would not make a good Raven, my dear daughter."

(...okay, now it feels like he's asserting ownership. Ugh.)

"You sure? I've always wanted to be," I say, as the weight bears down further. Whispers, of ancient machines, of greater evils. I've never felt anything like this when touching Ishtar...

"Quite sure. You have not been trained from birth like Nezha has. Doubtless, if you even have a true compatibility, it's so low as to have remained undetected your whole life by more primitive methods. And I do not believe in the training methods of the Hanazuki Zaibatsu's new academy, either."

"New academy?" I ask, finally getting a chance to pull away, looking down at my fingers which feel almost like they were burned - and yet, no marks remain, as Izrail closes the box. "Oh, right, the High Flying Space Pilot Academy. Sponsored by the Creche and the HZ...that glorified high school? Really?"

...I hear Beatrice cough, and when I look over my shoulder, my suit-wearing servant has suddenly appeared before me.

"It's not a high school, my lady," says Beatrice.

"What?"

"It's not a high school."

"I mean, they do track exercises, they have petty drama, they have mandatory PE and locker rooms and -"

"Ahem. For legal reasons, it is not a high school. And it is my duty to assure you that all students there are 18 years of age or older, despite the use of school uniforms and appearance of the study structure, and any activities which they may perform in their dorm rooms are completely consensual."

"Um..."

"For legal reasons, my lady."

...

...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Huh. I guess even if Kyu is an all-powerful AI who can craft ultra-realistic simulations for my casual amusement, there are powers even she can do absolutely nothing to stop.

(As an aside: if you work for Patreon and you're reading this, please don't ban me.)

"...then why do they wear bloomers?" I ask.

"As with many activities of the Hanazuki Zaibatsu: it's a flimsy excuse for a sex thing."

"...guess I can't argue with that," I mutter.

"In any case, such things are of no concern to us. We shall evaluate the talents of Ravens closely. And you will play a role in this, as well. Your knowledge of Armored Cores, the AMS, and Ravens...so long as you act in Zartaj interests, I shall give you much latitude on things, and on guiding Nezha. She is a sword, but a sword requires a skilled wielder to bring out her true power."

I grin widely. "I couldn't agree more, Father."

(Hah. Like he could ever comprehend what I want of Nezha...)

"Should that female admiral the Hanazuki are so proud of, that Arisa woman, have need of Nezha - I will allow you to choose. While I believe her efforts are but a snipe hunt, you are better equipped to make the call. Having our hand in the victory means we could claim some pirate ACs for ourselves, and play a larger role in the Expedition when it finally happens."

"You're putting a lot of trust in me, Father." More than I expected, certainly.

"Your position next to Nezha is what suits you best. And you will help her remain outside of rival interests. Besides which - you are Zartaj now. And your genius is once in a century!" Izrail raises his finger toward me, pointing and grinning. "So long as you work for our interests, and toward your and our best possible future, I will grant you the freedom deserving of someone we spent so much effort to claim."

Heh. Like I belong to you.

"I'll remember that, Father," I say, taking back my folder and passing it to Beatrice. "I want to get to the garage nice and early."

"Ah, yes. Very well. Please, do say hello to Nezha for me." He raises his hand, and I (very reluctantly) shake it. "I look forward to working together with you, Fiona."

"I'll do my name proud," I reply - not Zartaj, but Fiona. Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?

And so, I turn around, striding off, eager to get started with my day -

"Oh, and one more thing."

Fuck.

I sigh. This is going to be marriage, isn't it...

"The Raven mercenary company from Mars, Nerves Concord, is currently visiting our Lagrange point."

...oh! It's not! How unexpected...

"They have expressed interest in meeting with a genius specialist in Armored Cores. Rumor has it that this involves artifacts of unknown nature - possibly even alien." From the sound of it, he was skeptical. "They are unlikely to set up a permanent office when their Solar Rail is inconvenient to access from L3, and they do not seem like they wish to be under Zartaj influence in any case, so we have not pursued them. But while they haven't formally extended an invitation yet, I believe they are interested in you."

"I guess they would have heard about me after Nezha's duel," I say, turning back to look at my so-called 'Father'. "But you're skeptical."

"They haven't been very forthcoming. If they do invite you, it is up to you whether you wish to pursue this - their claims may well have no merit. But if you refuse them, they will doubtlessly invite your rival, who will seek to advance her house's interests to the detriment of our own."

(...how can he speak in bold letters? I wanna do that!)

"...I get it. If I don't take the offer, she will." That does sound like her, always seeking to take what's rightfully mine...

(like Nezha?)

"Always remember - people will take opportunities you refuse. If those opportunities are wastes of time, then that's to your advantage. If they're not..."

"Then pull them from the root of the weed," I say.

"Yes. Grasp them, put them in their place, make them bloom under your complete control and supervision. That's the Zartaj way."

...you know, I can almost get behind it, if he puts it that way.

I smile, turning back, walking forward, my hand on the door...and I hear whispers behind me, but he's probably just talking with his own servant in the shadows somewhere, and -

"Oh! I can't believe I forgot!"

I turn around again, and only a slight fleeting glimpse of a figure besides Lord Izrail is seen before I see him grinning excitedly, holding up a folder full of photos, waving it at me like a child showing off their new toy.

"We should talk about marriage!" he says, smiling broadly like he's never looked forward to a conversation more.

...

Fuck.

I quickly walk forward, and see my new 'Father' looking absolutely chuffed to ruin a lesbian's perfectly good day by talking all about the political marriage he's going to force her to make. Great.

"Competition for my dearest Nezha is fierce, yes, but as a Raven it is understood she holds risks for any who choose to marry her. With the Second Lunar Expedition en route, and many other complications in the years prior, such cannot be arranged...and she has refused what times I have tried."

Yes. She refused. Under my advice - or my accursed fucking rival, who I despise( desire) ...

In theory, at least, the woman has right of first refusal in these situations. In practice, like any forced courtship, the pressure is immense - particularly on a woman. It seems likely that Nezha's being spared it was more a matter of circumstance and luck than anything else. If nothing else, Lord Izrail seems to genuinely love his daughter...

(Well, maybe I shouldn't be so quick to say that. This man is a liar, and I would do well to remember it.)

"In advance of this, I have prepared a number of suitors who have expressed interest, and whom I believe will properly suit you. Competition is quite fierce!"

...well, I suppose refusing would look bad. (I can feel Beatrice staring a hole into me from here, so that's confirmation in and of itself.) In any case, they may be perfectly suitable as friends, possibly, maybe, probably not...so, I'll just try and feign enthusiasm with a question that's always useful in a situation like this:

"...are they hot?"

...

My father blinks.

What, it's not that weird a question, right? Like, for a straight woman, presumably, probably?

"Ah - yes! Yes, they are all hot!" he says, sounding nervous, like he didn't expect the question. Well, whatever, it's not like I actually care about the answer. "Come here, come here, let me show you."

I - reluctantly - walk right back up to his desk as he pulls out his first set of photos. "There is no suitor from the Renata family or their affiliates, but, that's to be expected. They keep to themselves."

"I'm, um. Aware." I've read more than enough hastily scrawled pornographic pamphlets about their 'sibling bonds' to last a lifetime, probably.

...don't read into that! Nezha and I obviously aren't family. No one would ever assume we're actually related. There's nothing weird about it. It's fine.

...it's. Fine.


"But, I have four arranged, from all of the other Five Families. So let me start with the most prestigious of all." Lord Izrail fishes in for the polaroid, and the man I see before me is...

Uh.

Hiroshi Fujioka circa 1971?

I guess he is handsome, and it's a better way of appealing to my rare male-attracted tastes than French Gunpla YouTubers, but it's not quite what I was expecting.

"Motoyoshi Masaya. He's not too dissimilar from you, in a way. He was born into a commoner family before genetic testing revealed his origins later in life." Or, in other words - a bastard who was welcomed back into the family once it was no longer inconvenient to acknowledge his existence. "I know you're Zartaj in another way - speed is in your blood, yes? This man is the fastest in the colonies, so they say. Proud, accomplished. And our relations with Motoyoshi could use strengthening. He's certainly gung-ho, and our interviews had him convinced he was going to be the one to take your hand."

Ugh. Reading between the lines: arrogant, conceited. I vaguely remember the name from some motorsports news, and he's infamous for his 'whatever it takes to win' attitude.

"Motoyoshi...that would be a big gain," I admit. "But I'd have to get to know him first."

"Of course, of course!" Izrail's still so excited, and words cannot express how much hate I'm feeling right now. Argh. "But, perhaps you prefer a scholar? Like yourself? In that case..."

Another set of photos, and this one...

Oh, my. Quite pretty, for a man. Dark skin, white hair, violet eyes...kind of slight, kind of boyish. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a few years younger than me. Although come to think of it, that looks awfully familiar...

...

...oh, right. Might need to get him in a dress, it'd probably suit him. (If I didn't cut the earlier joke: yes, I'm aware of the hypocrisy.)

"He's a Kaminer, isn't he? I'd heard about how pretty they are." They're a Hanazuki affiliate, though they're pretty loose compared to Arisa or Hamilton.

"Yes, this is Eskandar Kaminer. Evidently, his parents have had trouble - his sister is an utter handful. A disgrace to the family, they say." Ooh, I'd better meet her sometime. "He's a diligent scholar in several fields, and distinguished despite his young age. He does seem awkward and reluctant, but...quite interested in you nonetheless."

...you know, when the person trying to sell this guy as a marriage partner is saying he's not a people person, he's not doing a good job of selling Eskandar.

"But, even so, you desire excitement, yes? Romance? Then, I know just who you want. It'll seem a bit unorthodox, but I promise you'll be intrigued!" The next photos are out, then...

...okay, what the hell. This guy has to be about twice my age! (Well, simulation-me's age.) I guess he looks 'distinguished', despite the grey...he kinda reminds me of John Bolton? Vaguely? Which is weird, because you wouldn't think of him as handsome, but I can kind of see it, in a very unconventional way. (Well, not like I'm that conventional a beauty...)

"This man is a friend of mine. Vendrick K. Murakumo..." An Alphonse affiliate, then. The Murakumo family is old - they say they owned a massive conglomerate on Earth, Murakumo Millennium, long before the colonies were even built. "Soldier, strategist, scholar...he's just about everything you could hope for in a man. One of my dearest friends, who lost his wife tragically a year ago..."

...okay, I'm starting to wonder if Izrail doesn't wanna fuck this guy. He didn't arrange Vendrick's wife's death, did he? (Who, um, is probably named Nashandra...thanks, Kyu.)

"Right. I know his name from citations in AMS research. I guess I should be flattered?"

"Ah, yes, you should. His glory days are long past, but you seem to have lit a fire in him...especially since you've made most of his research obsolete."

...great, now I've got an old guy who thinks his shits smell like flowers chasing after me too, and he's been upstaged by me before. I can't imagine dealing with him would be pleasant.

"But, yes, a relationship across the Lagrange points can be hard. There is one person who resides closer to home, however." The final photos come out...

Wait!

I know this guy!

"This fine young man is Neil Dunklar -"

"Nekross, right? Pilot of the Star Master of Darkness?" I've never met him, but he's a Raven, so of course I'd know about him. Dunklar eyes always look weird to me; the color never looks quite the same twice, shifting between blue and green. Still, he's just a mildly pretty lanky white guy, with messy blue-black hair. "He's not exactly giving Nezha a run for her money, but he's still pretty tough. Expedition material, I'd say."

"Ah, yes, I should've known! Dunklar Raven...it sounds almost like an oxymoron, but he's far more outgoing than the rest. Although, do be warned. His sister is...evidently quite a handful."

(...if Lord Izrail is thinking to tell me that of his own volition, I'm actually quite scared.)

"I'm sure I'll run into him eventually regardless, especially if he's from around here." Well, a colony cluster isn't exactly around the block, but still. "Is that everyone?"

"For now, yes. I may have more!" Oh, Goddess, please don't. Even if some of these guys aren't total assholes, I really do not want to be matchmade with any of them. "Do keep me appraised. Your servant shall help you get into contact with one of them if needed."

"I shall, my Lady." Beatrice does the skirtless curtsy thing again.

"Well, I've kept you long enough." Fucking finally. "Enjoy your travels, Fiona."

"I'll do my best," I say, curtsying to my so-called 'Father'. "See you again soon."

And so, after far too long, I walk off with Beatrice, eager to just...get the fuck away from this man at last. Goddess, Kyu is laughing at me right now, isn't she?

...

...

"...she's really not interested, my Lord," a voice says, from within the shadow of Lord Izrail's study.

"And what makes you so sure?" Hiding his face behind his hands once more, Izrail Zartaj's stare goes cold.

"Call it 'woman's intuition'. You're getting soft in your old age. Thinking she can replace Nezha for that parental need..." The woman in shadow chuckles to herself. "It doesn't matter. She's a useful pawn nonetheless."

"What do you think of her?"

"Possessive. Insane. Really quite overly independent. Non-zero chance she's gunning for your job. You underestimate her because she's a goofball, my Lord."

"And her rival?"

"That woman who rides the Hamilton dandy's coattails? Please. The only thing she can do is eat pastries and tune engines. If she ever thought to properly harness her looks..."

"You overestimate such things, as ever."

"Please, my Lord."

"I am not threatened by women with delusions of grandeur. If Fiona becomes a liability, I shall cut her off. Simple as that."

"There are a few lessons I think she should learn. Something like...'first, you make them love Master'..."

"'Love' is just another tool. These marriage partners are of no threat to us. Indeed, if she is disinterested, perhaps that would be helpful."

"It's up to you. I shall follow your lead, my Lord. But you would to well to heed my advice."

"And you have no ulterior motives, I'm sure."

"Perish the thought, my Lord!" The Dunklar-trained servant laughs in shadow. "Me? I simply wish to open this foolish woman, and your precious Nezha, up to the Path of the Maid...my, I can't wait for Mistress Nocturne to meet her~"

"And not 'Master' Neil?"

...the maid just laughs.

Master forgive her, but Lord Izrail is a fucking idiot.



"I never want to hear about men ever again," I mutter, the moment we're in the manor's garage - and very far from anyone in earshot.

"I'll make a note of it, my Lady."

"I guess we've got free reign, but somehow I don't feel that good about it." I sigh. "He's not telling us everything, is he?"

"He never does. No one does. Neither noble, nor knight, nor commoner."

"Not even you?"

"Especially not me." Beatrice steps close, as I peruse the cars, looking for one to take for myself. "That being said. It would be wise to choose a suitor to pursue."

"You can't be serious."

"It would help, to at least play appearances. And it can offer new opportunities, as well. You'll have to do it regardless, so do think of which would be the least unpleasant."

...fine, I guess I will.

But don't think for a minute I'll be happy about it.



So yeah. Men.

Not my first choice.

Since outright refusing will probably make Lord Izrail more suspicious of my motives, I'll need to meet at least one of them sooner or later - and will likely be forced to, at some point.

For, um, obvious reasons I probably won't be romancing any of them (barring one of them turning out to not be a guy after all, of course!), but I could still have a bit of fun messing with them, and they might open up opportunities of their own.

...ugh. Goddess save me from the other person sharing my brain. Next time, I swear I'll just go full yuri and do a Magia Record self-insert instead. Kamihama City doesn't even have more than like, two boys in it!

I think I'm most interested in meeting...

[ ][Suitor] Motoyoshi Masaya. He's an asshole, but maybe rubbing it in his face would be fun - plus, a good race never hurt anyone.
[ ][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[ ][Suitor] Vendrick K. Murakumo. Well, apparently he works in my field. And he's friends with dad...besides, the name means he's probably connected to some kind of subplot I'll need to confront anyway in like twenty chapters.
[ ][Suitor] Neil 'Nekross' Dunklar. Hanging out with a Raven is probably the least unpleasant idea. And what's this about a sister?


That said, at least I have a nice drive through a beautiful colony to look forward to. But, hm. What do I take?

[ ][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[ ][Ride] Get on the motorcycle, Fiona! Embrace the - oh, wait, I already said that.
[ ][Ride] Write-in (more details, or other choices entirely)


And, heheh. I get to introduce Beatrice to more of my music. (Or inflict it, some might say.) What shall I play?

[ ][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[ ] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
-[ ] Write-in.
[ ][Music] More Yamataian classics!
-[ ] Silent voice, silent voice...
-[ ] Write-in.
[ ][Music] How about some suspiciously familiar classics?
-[ ] Just tell me how you like my...personality!
-[ ] Write-in.


Author's Note
Congratulations, Fiona!
You have no idea how hard it was to not title this chapter [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]. As for the vague Gainax kick, mostly I've got Gunbuster on the brain. (I've been streaming Super Robot Wars T for my girlfriend and I literally screamed fangirlishly when Noriko showed up.)

So yeah, while I foreshadowed meeting Nezha and such, I didn't expect the Izrail scene to get this involved. But since it did and, and since it does touch on the the Second Lunar Expedition, I figured I'd post it from here and give some more exposition on the subplot next time. This lets the introduction of Nezha, Vincent, and Rival Who Totally Isn't A Certain Popular Character From A Shadow Resides have a bit more breathing room.

I actually did do a bit of research on G-suits, and the use of water pressure rather than air pressure is a method developed for more advanced models. Space activity suits, of course, are a real area of research as well. (The more primitive models Fiona mentions are similar to the kind used in Daemon X Machina.) Now, I'm not going to sit here and call this quest hard sci-fi, nor that this isn't a flimsy excuse for a sex thing, but I do enjoy doing my homework sometimes~

(No, zettai ryouiki wasn't a trap option. It's more the 'we are eccentric as fuck and despise the hypocritical facades of noble society' option.)

(And yes, I do in fact have a Patreon.


A good friend of mine over on QQ advised on the otome tropes. I thought it'd be good fun to play the role of 'lesbian forced against her will into an otome plot', plus it's a bit out of my comfort zone, which is part of the quest's goal.

And, as ever, thanks to @QFalconix for letting me play with his characters~
 
By the way, as an aside!

If you're enjoying this quest, you really have @The_Letter_K to thank. Her infectious sense of humor is pretty evident through the whole thing, and certainly I think I've improved considerably as a writer over these past couple of years for having her as a friend.

She's been diligently updating Contact with the Enemy here on SV for a while now, thus joining me in my efforts to bring queer, character-driven works with erotic elements tightly entwined into their fabric and dynamic - the kind of work I'm under the impression a few people have been working hard to see on SV's shores.

Do check it out, if it please you. 🖤 And if you're already reading it, show her your appreciation!

(I feel like this 'Fiona' would probably get along well with Sally Franks - or, as she prefers to be known, Faust von Frankenstein.)

All this being said...

Since this quest is pure text rather than the multimedia approach I've often used prior, I can't actually link you to those songs in the original thread. But because people may not know meme genres/anime openings/Fallout radio music (check any that apply), I'll just provide them here:





I may also keep a playlist for references if people show interest. Mostly it'll be stuff that I can't shove into A Shadow Resides, or bizarre tangent interests, or both.

Be glad I'm not writing my Symphogear fic yet. I've already got an entire faction of wielders named Night of Fire, and an original wielder's first song being Beyond The Time...
 
[X][Suitor] Neil 'Nekross' Dunklar. Hanging out with a Raven is probably the least unpleasant idea. And what's this about a sister?
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!

[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!


I of course would throw a vote to mah boi. Especially if it means meeting Nocturne-as-written-by-Fiona earlier. Also, he likely has a comedy routine partner maid as well, so that's an extra bonus.

Granted, I feel like Vendrick might be fun to meet, too... if only because I'm imagining him also being very fond of Lord Izrail.
 
...oh, there's this 'open voting' checkbox. Maybe I should click that. :V

Granted, I feel like Vendrick might be fun to meet, too... if only because I'm imagining him also being very fond of Lord Izrail.
The depressing thing is, because I already used the name Nashandra, I can't use her here. Although I guess we could play an analogous role if we wanted to take down everything he's ever loved and reclaim it in the name of Dark...
 
[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!


EDIT:I spy with my little eye a Turn A Gundam reference AND a plot thread with a sister so I can't refuse!
 
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[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
 
[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
 
[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
 
[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
 
[x][Suitor] Vendrick K. Murakumo. Well, apparently he works in my field. And he's friends with dad...besides, the name means he's probably connected to some kind of subplot I'll need to confront anyway in like twenty chapters.
[x][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
 
Science Lesson 1: Birth of the Space Colonies
So...I should probably let you all in on a little secret.

This isn't actually an original quest, or even a fanfic. It's a direct adaptation of an extremely obscure 1980s anime, 'Isekai no Uchu no Shukujo ni naru!' (異世界の宇宙の淑女になる!), which somewhat more literally translates to 'Become a Lady of Space in Another World!', and is subtitled in English 'Lady of the Universe!'. It is also known among those rare few enthusiasts who have seen it (perhaps, in some feverish dream of things man was not meant to know?) as 'Uchu no Shukujo' (宇宙の淑女), or simply 'Uchujo' (宇宙女).

Complicating the search for this rare, possibly nonexistent, definitely forbidden work is that sometime in the decades to follow, 'shukujo' - as in, a 'noble lady' - became Internet slang for 'perverted woman', so presumably it was a lot harder to 'go Google it', as they say, without getting very strange looks.

I am, thankfully, privy to the only known copies (coincidentally being English subtitled) in existence! Having never aired on television in its native Japan (it had a short run in Peru), I have also retrieved these lost screenplays of the post-episode 'science lessons' that Hideaki Anno stole for some other, more famous anime you might have heard of. (That's right, he was a plagiarist all along! Watch, Rebuild 3.0+1.0 is just going to be one long confession of all the horrible things he's done over the years.)

...wait, that's probably dangerously close to not being a joke, isn't it.

I hope you enjoy this forgotten episode of Uchujo, which still shows the way forward for humanity - hope, love, and a man laughing in your face for bringing him merchandise from the empire he unwittingly created.



1. INT. FEATURELESS VOID OF A CLASSROOM - DAY (PROBABLY?)


TITLE CARD: Lady of the Universe! 宇宙の淑女! 科学講座

SUPERIMPOSE: exceptionally poor subtitles

OUT OF PLACE MUSIC CUE: a Famicom chiptune rendition of
Z・刻をこえて

FIONA (VOICE OVER)
Uchu no shukujo: kagaku koza!

BEATRICE (VOICE OVER)
Uchu no shukujo: kagaku koza.

CUT TO:

Super-deformed incarnations of Fiona Zartaj (with added labcoat) and Beatrice Argent are standing in front of a giant computer monitor with a Macintosh-esque GUI and a ZSMC logo. Both bow toward the camera.

FIONA
Hi! I'm Fiona, Blue-Eyed Zartaj!

BEATRICE
And I am Beatrice, humble maid.

FIONA
This is a special between-updates lecture! Let's learn about this world together!

BEATRICE
My Lady, why do we look like the tape has been stored inside a pond for the last decade?

FIONA
The tape's probably 200 years old or something.

BEATRICE
And the subtitles?

FIONA
They're hard subs, sorry. Can't turn them off.

BEATRICE
Then, my Lady, I humbly request you quickly reinvent the Blu-Ray, lest we continue to suffer under the tyranny of subtitles.

FIONA
Hey, back in my day this was all we had. I still have my old hard subs DVD of Macross Plus. Now that was some terrible transfer work. And they were dubtitles, too, I think.

BEATRICE
Should I start swearing gratuitously to put us in the mood of a nineties direct-to-video dub?

FIONA
...no!

Fiona uses a pointer to direct the audience's attention to the monitor.

SUPERIMPOSE: Chapter 1: Birth of the Space Colonies


FIONA
Today we'll be discussing the earliest conception of the space colonies in which Beatrice and I reside. Beatrice, how much do you know about space colonies?

BEATRICE
The finer scientific details escape me, I'm afraid. My training was domestic and political, though I may have some insights for you if they come to me.

FIONA
That's okay, we can start from the beginning. Specifically, 1969! The year humanity reached the moon.

SUPERIMPOSE: Buzz Aldrin saluting the first American flag on the moon.


FIONA
Very exciting, yes? To those looking toward the stars, it must have seemed like the entire universe would soon be in our reach, and that science would soon solve all worldly ills!

BEATRICE
I think I can guess where this is going. Looking toward space, one loses sight of what's on the ground.

FIONA
Yes, unfortunately, on the surface of the Earth there was this little teeny tiny problem going on in the ol' US of A called, um...you know.

SUPERIMPOSE: President John F. Kennedy, in 1961, presenting reports of Communist activity in South Vietnam.


FIONA
The Vietnam fucking War!

BEATRICE
It's really no surprise. The space race was largely built upon the hopes and dreams of idealists, but it was based upon military concerns and the very human, petty desires of political leaders.

FIONA
Don't discount the political alignment of space pioneers, real and fictional. Elon Musk didn't emerge from a vacuum. In the older generations, there was a certain sense of American exceptionalism; the younger ones, however, would soon look upon the war in Vietnam with contempt. By 1969, of course, years of pushback against Vietnam -

SUPERIMPOSE: The March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom, 1963.


FIONA
- and also that whole 'civil rights movement' you might have heard of, developed a cynicism that the Moon landing really couldn't shake.

BEATRICE
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

FIONA
Which is where a guy you might've heard of comes in.

SUPERIMPOSE: Gerard K. O'Neill, 1977.


FIONA
Gerard Kitchen O'Neill - or, more accurately, him and his physics students at Princeton University - is as important to the history of the orbital colonies as Ada Lovelace is to the history of computing!

BEATRICE
So they try to diminish and erase his contributions for specious reasons?

FIONA
Actually, that did happen at the time, it seems, but we're getting ahead of ourselves. O'Neill was indeed the kind of idealist who looked toward the Apollo program with hope. He even applied to NASA's Astronaut Corps when they opened it to civilians in 1966, but didn't end up making the cut.

BEATRICE
There was a time, was there not, when 'I want to be an astronaut' was a widespread dream, no? Until the turn of the millennium, at least.

FIONA
I was taken in by that idea when I was young, too. But then, when I was born, the Space Shuttle was still operating. The dream was alive, and in the hands of NASA rather than private actors. It was a different time. Anyway, come 1969, O'Neill witnessed the growing cynicism in his freshman students due to the Vietnam War. Eventually, he posed a question to his students: "Is the surface of a planet really the right place for an expanding technological civilization?"

BEATRICE
A prescient question to be asking then, when climate research had still not become widely known.

FIONA
The answer, as he saw it in his students' research, was 'no'. The idea of a self-contained artificial space habitat wasn't new by any means, but O'Neill was driven. He truly believed humanity's best future could only be found in outer space.

SUPERIMPOSED: Cover of Physics Today, September 1974: 'Colonies in Space'.


FIONA
The reasoning behind it, of course, is something that resonates even from the perspective of 2020. He described it as thus:
(quoting)
"It is important to realize the enormous power of the space-colonization technique. If we begin to use it soon enough, and if we employ it wisely, at least five of the most serious problems now facing the world can be solved without recourse to repression: bringing every human being up to a living standard now enjoyed only by the most fortunate; protecting the biosphere from damage caused by transportation and industrial pollution; finding high quality living space for a world population that is doubling every 35 years; finding clean, practical energy sources; preventing overload of Earth's heat balance."

BEATRICE
Bold dreams, but were these ideas possible to realize in the 1970s?

FIONA
Physically? In the broader sense, yeah. It's not like space elevators, where even in 2020 the materials to create them don't exist. As is my understanding...the O'Neill cylinder, the famous colony design that he pioneered as the ideal to be the backbone of humanity's future in space, could be physically built with 1970s technology.

SUPERIMPOSE: Painting from The High Frontier: Human Colonies in Space, 1977.


BEATRICE
But no doubt there were many issues left unsettled. As with many theoretical designs of the time, including the mass driver he was also involved with.

FIONA
Seems like over the decades, whether the idea of colonizing the Earth-Moon system with artificial colonies is considered practical has varied a lot. But the entire concept was never truly taken seriously in the first place, so that's all it is - speculation. If the political will had existed, maybe a colonization program would've worked, you know? In a way, getting to the Moon was that kind of miracle already. So it's hard to believe that at a time when interest in space development was so immense, the idea of colonization was actively rejected.

BEATRICE
And yet, here we are, inside a space colony built based on his ideas. Like Ada Lovelace, it seems he was vindicated in the end.

FIONA
I hope he gets more of the credit than Jeff Bezos does.

BEATRICE
Oh, you mean Holy Prophet Bezos, King of the Amazons?

FIONA
I would literally kill someone if that were true in this universe. Anyway, even if the political will didn't exist, and then the 1979 oil crisis and the myriad setbacks and failures of the Space Shuttle further made the idea seem unreachable, his book The High Frontier and the ideas therein did capture the public's imagination. Including one guy in particular you might have heard of...

SUPERIMPOSED: A suspiciously familiar-looking bald Japanese man.


BEATRICE
...oh, dear. I believe, perhaps, it would be prudent to continue this discussion another time.

FIONA
Hm? Why's that? I mean, it's pretty obvious that Gund-

Fiona is interrupted when she notices a suspiciously-familiar looking white super-deformed robot peeking over at her from over the edge of the screen. Holding a beam rifle, with angry eyes.

FIONA
...right, I guess we should negotiate with Bandai's lawyers first.

BEATRICE
Not to worry, my Lady. I'll remember to spray for them next time.

Fiona and Beatrice smile, and bow to the viewers.

FIONA
See you all again soon! Bye bye!

Fiona, Beatrice, and the white robot all smile and wave happily at the viewers.

SUPERIMPOSED: The End. So long! 🖤


Author's Note
If you're wondering what the title image looks like when I haven't tortured it into the monstrosity seen above:

Got inspired, came up with a Japanese title based on a joke I tossed around with Falcon about a school club for isekai'd students which has an overly long title and a short title that only makes sense if you know what the club is called in Japanese, talked a lot about Science Things (most of which I didn't actually cover yet!) for the quest, then made that image and wrote this...thing. I hope you enjoy!
 
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Draft has started being written, vote is closed. Next time, we'll be defending the honor of Eurobeat against those who believe it's only good for memes, driving along in our convertible, and deciding Eskandar is the least worst person to consider spending time with for appearances' sake while we presumably save all of our love and passion for Nezha and/or our so-called 'rival' in the shadows.

...it was the dress, wasn't it. I even got a bit of the, uh, 'lesser t-word' over on QQ. (That being said, I'm not opposed to this being a 'crossdressing'/'gender non-conforming' situation rather than a 'transition' one...assuming Eskandar is the kind of person who would do either. I don't know yet!)

Adhoc vote count started by Queen Fiona on Nov 28, 2020 at 4:47 AM, finished with 10 posts and 7 votes.

  • [X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)
    [X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!
    [X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
    -[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!
    [X][Suitor] Neil 'Nekross' Dunklar. Hanging out with a Raven is probably the least unpleasant idea. And what's this about a sister?
    [x][Suitor] Vendrick K. Murakumo. Well, apparently he works in my field. And he's friends with dad...besides, the name means he's probably connected to some kind of subplot I'll need to confront anyway in like twenty chapters.

Anyway, in advance of a poll that'll happen next time, I opened a thread about creative date spots in O'Neill cylinders over in the Creative Discussion & Worldbuilding subforum, so go check that out if you like. It'll be used to help brainstorm a date with...um, let's just say Nezha and/or our rival and/or potentially someone else, for now. It's a substantially more important vote than the last one, so be sure to give it a look~

forums.sufficientvelocity.com

You're ready to confess your love. What are the most romantic places in outer space? Worldbuilding - Sci-Fi - Romance

Or, in other words; if you were to take the love of your life on a whirlwind, no-expense-spared date within an O'Neill cylinder, what would you do?
 
Dream-Colored Chaser
[X][Ride] Get in the convertible, Fiona! Embrace the universe like a blazing star!

"I mean, I think I know who I'd prefer, if I had to choose. Even if it gets in the way of time with the person I really care about..." I sigh, muttering as I reach up and rub my forehead, walking around the garage. There's a wide array of impressive rides around here, but most of them aren't actually mine. I didn't exactly have the money to toss around, so they're mostly older models, or quirky stuff that doesn't have value to big collectors like the Zartaj bigwigs. I don't wanna imagine how much the Alphonse CORGI Lord Izrail drives is...

(The licence plate reads 'BMT 216A'...great. Of course Lord Izrail wants to be James Bond. Of course he does.)

Still. Research grants, and patronage gifts in the struggle to get my exclusive expertise, have their perks.

"Here's our ride," I say, placing my hands over a faintly curved blue slab of a convertible, half its body composed of a grey polymer, front windows tinted gold. "Motoyoshi Motors B9SC roadster. With a few modifications from yours truly. Not the fastest thing in the world, but might be one of the most comfortable. Two motors in-series with fuel cells and brand new lithium-ion battery packs."

"Your own invention, as I recall," says Beatrice. "Though I believe there was an issue with them catching fire?"

"...a little, yes."

"Will we catch fire if we go for a drive, my Lady?"

"Not to worry! It's completely safe, probably."

"I'll bring a fire extinguisher, my Lady."

I thought it was a joke, but Beatrice wandered off to go get one. Well, whatever, hydrogen is more dangerous anyway, or at least that's what my legal defense of the time advised me to tell people if they ever asked. So I'll just take the time to get familiar with my ride.

These cars...though they superficially resemble the kind of cars I was familiar with - back when there were cars, I mean, and I still remembered what the sun looked like - they're all fully electric, powered by hydrogen fuel cells. Never quite caught on back in the real world, but it's much easier to produce free hydrogen when you're in space, I suppose. Lithium ion batteries are completely new technology in this world, and a sign of my talents...even if they're substantially less exciting in this kind of environment.

Weirdly, they're a lot more mechanically complex than my world's electric cars. Nostalgia? Needing to replace certain lost technologies with mechanical equivalents? Actually, I think they were developing multi-speed transmissions for EVs in the real world before it went to shit. Either way, I'm glad Yuina knows how to stick shift, because I never got the hang of it. Even in video games. Oh well.

Over near the motorcycles, my Hanazuki Ninja - HZ-Z10-2c, if you speak model numbers - was resting among the crowd, but it didn't feel like a 'bike between my legs' kind of day. Maybe next time...though I think Beatrice has her own somewhere. Makes sense for her bodyguard role; it might be easier to ask what can't she do.

Beatrice arrived back here soon enough, with the extinguisher promised, popping it behind her seat. With that done, I took my keys in hand and unlocked the doors, both of us slipping into our comfortable leather seats.

"So, you mentioned a suitor?" Beatrice asked, buckling herself in.

"Aah, no. See, there's one thing we can't go on a drive without. Let me see..." I put a few tapes in my purse for moments like this -

Wait. No, there's just the one. Well, guess Beatrice always needs more material, but maybe it reads differently in this world than it would in my own?

"Aha! Here we are. Just let me pop this in..." I pushed the tape into the console as the car's lights came to life, hearing strums of guitars as the tape starts to run, letting the garage door open out into the colony's morning...

"My Lady, is this not quite loud?" Beatrice asks, as I grip my steering wheel, grinning brightly as I get to show those red-eyed Zartaj 'relatives' of mine that speed isn't simply in the blood...

Pump the pedals, as Beatrice worriedly ensures her headdress is tightly secured...

And roar off into the distance!

[X][Music] Two words: Eurobeat. (...wait)
-[X] I'm gonna get you...like a Space Boy!




♪ Every day I scream so loud, you'll always be my queen...

You know, people give Eurobeat a bad rap. Meme music, you know? Like synthwave. It never shakes from the reputation of being mockery music, or otherwise not a serious effort. And it's not hard to see why; it's incredibly over the top, and seemingly utterly self-serious about itself, produced in an environment free of irony or self-awareness.

But I think that's why I like it.

Eurobeat is earnest. It's completely honest. It just wants to be as awesome as it can, and in your face, and is more than happy to discard any sense of shame while doing so. It's not the kind of genre you want all the time, it's not the kind of thing you'd ever call the best or your favorite, but...

That kind of honesty is too rare. People want to act like they're above it all, sophisticates who have no need for honesty. But a song is meant to be honest; the feelings it brings out aren't something you can simply ignore or tune out. Even the most manufactured music out there has a feeling behind it, a desire to speak to the world; music made for the sake of art or communication speaks to us.

...that being said, I don't think Beatrice got the memo.

"My Lady, I should advise you that the speed limit is considerably lower than what you're currently driving at!" Beatrice said, yelling above the music and the rush of air as we rode the highways across the massive showpiece office buildings. Massive water features sprayed fountains into the air, palm trees arrayed along the lanes, the whole thing seeming more like a playground for petrolheads than a place intended for human habitation. The garage was at the other end of the colony, and considerably anti-spinward; that said, I was more than content to enjoy the roads.

"Hey, I'm a noble now!" I yelled back. "I'm not afraid of a speeding ticket!"

I won't lie; I would prefer something a bit less high-energy. But I didn't remember the other driving tapes, which are presumably in the same luggage as the model kits, so it doesn't matter.

It's nice to let loose, anyway.

These roads aren't challenging, by any means, but they really let me push my custom drivetrain to the test. This car was never designed for speed, but my modifications have given it a more sporting character. Driving stick in these heels is somehow second nature, but it just makes me long for a proper track. Speed is in the blood indeed...

(It's a good thing Yuina's original memories know how to drive, though. I imagine most people watching me play Gran Turismo or something would weep, and I'd rather not inflict that on Beatrice here.)

But, eventually, we stop driving through big capitalistic showboats and approach the markets. Less willing to go all-out here, and more considerate for my surroundings, I turn the music down once the song ends and slow my driving a little. Still faster than most would dare, but...hey, why not make a splash? I'm pretty much a celebrity already, it'd be nice to have people whispering positive rumors about me for a change.

Millions of people called this colony home. So the Zartaj say, the habitable surface area within one of these colonies - not counting the water layers over the windows that bring light from the outer mirrors - is greater than that of old Earth's Algiers...old Earth, bathed in gold and solemn blue, now choked with poison. All of the nobles trying to reclaim glory from their ancestry, when the contamination within Earth's atmosphere and the Assault Cells protecting it made a survey impossible. Seems a bit pointless a comparison, really.

The only thing we knew for sure was that humans did survive on Earth...and that Algiers probably didn't look half as nice as Bab al-Qamar did.

It's obvious those who constructed the colony wanted to reflect the beauty of Earth's architecture, and create an experience for those who lived in space that would make them never long to touch the planet's surface again. If I didn't look up toward the rest of the colony, even through the cloud cover, I might never know I wasn't in Algiers, or Casablanca, or Tripoli...and yet unspoiled, as though I were driving through a photograph, free of the imperfections of a human existence built on hydrocarbons.

The architecture was tilted toward the color white, built in traditional styles, with the occasional more modern glass stylings of the architecture I knew from the days before my life under the sea mixed in. Open-air tables and markets, fountains and streams, and of course near the vast 'ocean' that covered the colony window, with couples rowing upon their surface...

The traffic became much thicker as went from looking at the city to being in it, older cars and bikes mingling around my own. It was still a highway, though, with a lane full of HGVs, and a tall transporter full of work-use Muscle Tracers, the pilots of the worker robots showboating atop the truck as they waved toward me. I politely waved back, smiling at my seeming fans; their machines bore the mark of the ZSMC's manufacture, obviously functional yet elegant and curved and decorative, their ideal as nobility made a metal effigy.

"My Lady, the traffic here is quite heavy. Is this what you wanted?" asked Beatrice, seemingly grateful for the lack of music now. I could see eyes reaching for me, asking if I really was the one Lady Nezha fought so hard to claim as her own family.

"I wanted to see it with my own eyes," I said. Not a lie. It was far different from looking down from the Abd-el-Tif compared to being in the thick of it.

The Zartaj colony cluster was neutral, and thus by default became the centre of commerce for the entire Earth Sphere. Even pirate money was good here, if you knew the right people. Migrants from across the colonies mingled among the crowds in the food stalls and cafes, and in the middle of the city, social status was a bit more relaxed; commoners and merchants had brunch with knights, and even minor nobles mixed in. The occasional minaret appeared, as expected (even if religion is irrelevant to nobles, they do like appearances), but elsewhere a cross could be seen poking up top; as the population shifted and migrated, so too did their needs shift and migrate as well. Here, in Bab al-Qamar, was a truly modern and metropolitan city, less beholden to pretentions of the other four great families.

Zartaj ideals are subtly different from Alphonse; the Alphonse see nobility as an end in and of itself, but to the Zartaj it's only a means to an end. An ideal society, so they say, would naturally develop a caste system where each person is granted their ideal role in society, to maximize happiness for all.

Ultimately, they were still hypocrites. Ironically, recruiting me is more in line with their stated MO than the one I'd observed before my 'adoption'; in practice, they're as eager to keep their status and exclusionary as everyone else. Like I said, all codes of chivalry are ultimately a way to justify class structures by claiming noblesse oblige, regardless of if it truly exists. If you say you're doing good, that's just as good as actually doing it, right?

Well, it's a belief system I'm pretty familiar with. I met plenty of people like that back in my glory days. Those who claimed they would 'save the world' through their actions, when they were just posting into the void like the rest of us...art, as ever, imitates life.

I'm not going to claim that I'm planning to do good here. I don't think even Yuina Zartaj would claim such; she's not that different from me, thus why I'm playing her role. This is catharsis; it's a way of satisfying the part of me that wishes I could've gone down a different path in life, or that the world I existed in were different. I was always happy to write things where girls like me were normal, even desirable - to the point that me and my friends called one another 'normal girls', eager to defy the idea that we were somehow inferior because we were forced to believe we were boys when growing up - but I'd never say I was saving the world through writing stuff on the Internet. Maybe I made a few girls happy, helped some people, but...

It's fun, you know? That's what it's supposed to be. It's just a quest, you should really just relax!

Besides, the real world got way too weird after 2020 or so for anyone to really predict what was coming. See, first there was this time traveller from 2034, and -

"You seem at home in this kind of environment," says Beatrice, taking me out of my memories as the traffic thins out a little again and I start properly heading toward my destination. This is, at least for now, where I'm living; it's nice to be able to get to know it, and the nature of my new world. "I was told you didn't like crowds."

"I don't, really. But I'm not the kind of person who could live outside a city." There are plenty of less densely occupied colonies, although the really 'countryside' ones tend to be a little exclusive, or a bit too small for my tastes. "Cars are a private space in their own right, even if they've got an open roof. They're a mark of affluence. That's why most of the people around us use bikes and small city cars; being a petrolhead is an act of ostentatiousness, that most of society ultimately can't participate in even if they wanted to." I was speaking more about the real world than this one, but the same principles applied nonetheless. "But the aspiration is useful to the corporations. The childhood fantasy, the poster on the wall. It's a way of perpetuating the dream, though perhaps at a grave cost."

"You say this, being a 'petrolhead' yourself." I could probably say that's more Yuina's fault, but...

"I never said I wasn't a hypocrite. Besides, funny name, isn't it? If all of these cars and bikes and trucks were powered by hydrocarbons -" Certainly, this world's biotechnology would allow for it in theory! "- we'd be in a lot of trouble. The air would just turn into CO2​ faster than it could be replaced. But we still cling to the memory of Earth, even the ways we ruined it."

"Ah, yes," mutters Beatrice. "Global warming. I believe nuclear winter cancelled it out?"

"I guess they probably have bigger problems, huh." In the early years after the Fall, most people assumed Earth was uninhabitable, the contamination was so bad. "Not like we don't have our own."

"No doubt, your expertise will be vital in ensuring our society continues as it is." Beatrice turns to me, and I meet her eyes for just a moment. "Or, perhaps, not how it is."

"That's the idea," I say, grinning as I clear out past the markets and start to open the throttle a little more. "You are putting a lot of faith in me."

"Your position is uniquely powerful, my Lady...but even discounting that, as they say, 'beggars can't be choosers'. I decided to choose someone who might change things to be more palatable to my tastes. Many of my fellow maids have no such compunctions."

...I still can't tell how serious this 'Path of the Maid' stuff is. Well, I guess I could find out a bit more if I decided to hang around Neil Dunklar under false pretenses of courtship, but to be honest - he lives in this colony cluster, I'll end up seeing him sooner or later regardless. (And his sister, though I can't help but feel like I should know her already...) So instead...

[X][Suitor] Eskandar Kaminer. A scholar...even if he's not a people person, that might be to my benefit. (And also the dress thing.)

"Mm. Well, I guess I should stop putting it off. Tell me about Eskandar Kaminer."

"Very well, my Lady." Beatrice clearly knows this by memory, because she doesn't hesitate when rattling it off. "The Kaminer family are affiliates of the Motoyoshi, speakers of the Cambrian language. They are 'keepers of knowledge and expertise'. Not really in the academic sense - rather, much of this expertise is practical; heavy machinery and the like, maintenance, mundane tasks that many other houses shy away from. Cousins of the Arisa house under the Hanazuki; they actually share custody of a colony pair, amicably as I understand it."

"Really? No petty sniping or anything?"

"It's been known to happen, if rarely. Much as the Hanazuki and Motoyoshi are, they seem to be true allies. And though I'm sure you already know - the Arisa handle, quite simply, the art of war; for generations they have helmed space fleets and trained officers, and of course you're familiar with Admiral Mircalla Arisa..."

"I get the sense I'm going to get real tired of hearing that name," I grumble. At least she's expositing for the audience's sake, even if I should probably already know this. "Right. Eskandar?"

"Eskandar Kaminer. He's a researcher. Scholar and historian, so he claims. Not a scientist like you, but he could probably keep up with you in conversation...if conversation were a thing he was interested in."

"What? He's not interested?" I sighed. "Don't tell me Lord Izrail -" I am not calling him my father unless he's in earshot "- is trying to push a marriage the bachelor doesn't even want..."

"You misunderstand. He has, through meticulous research, apparently determined you are his ideal marriage partner. Because you will leave him alone, you see."

Oh. Oh.

"I mean, that sounds fine? If it's a political sham marriage, I don't see the problem." Plenty of straight nobles do the same, so why not me?

"Well, you could, but I have reason to believe he will not be as hands-off as you might think. The man is intensely pushy, dismissive, even downright rude...and awkward, as well. And, of course, he seems the type to desire a 'perfect wedding', even if the wife is perfunctory."

"Ugh, great. I think I know the type." Insufferable hot nerd guys who never know when to quit. I hope Firefly doesn't exist in this low-technology setting, I'm sure he'd tell me all about how Fox fucked it and how underrated it is and how I should drop everything and watch it and I don't care, can't I just watch Cowboy Bebop instead? Uh, sorry, maybe not relevant, besides remembering a really bad convention experience. "Are you telling me this is a bad idea?"

"Not exactly. For one thing, I believe he can keep up with you intellectually. But more importantly...the Kaminer have a powerful reputation. Being in their good graces will open doors; in particular, Mircalla Arisa will likely look on you much more favorably if she believes you're going to marry a Kaminer. Given her reputation for largesse, that isn't something to refuse. His historical knowledge may be of interest as well."

(...'largesse' is a word. 'Literal walking the plank, but in space' and 'execution by claymore' is more accurate. And I hear it's not much better if you're under her command rather than her enemy, either.)

(Also, apparently Beatrice also knows how to speak in bold letters? I need her to teach me later.)

"Right, and Lord Izrail mentioned his sister?" Goddess in lesbian hell, please let me talk about girls. "And she's apparently some kind of affront to her family? She shames them all by her mere existence?"

Beatrice coughs. "I know you sound excited, but I have no evidence that Jannat Kaminer is a lesbian."

(...aw.)

"I do not have a lot of intelligence on her, I'm afraid," Beatrice continues. "I do know she is highly skilled in the martial arts; she tutors Mircalla's son Noé in something called 'Jeet Kune Do'."

"Huh, I'm familiar." Well, in the real world, it's hard to say whether such a legitimate style exists as such...but certainly the philosophy Bruce Lee held for martial arts still looms large. It'd be interesting to see what Jannat's teaching is like. "It goes, uh...'don't think, feeeeeeeeeeeel'. Right?"

"I believe so, my Lady." If Beatrice had something against my impression, she doesn't show it. "Other than that, she seems to repudiate her noble status, spending much time and effort among the common people of her colony cluster. That and...clubbing."

"Really!" Heh, I used to do a bit of that kind of thing - Fiona me, at least. Not Yuina, that'd be physical exertion, and I'm opposed to the very concept. She. Whatever, we're both me right now. "She does sound like she might actually be fun."

"Perhaps. I would advise caution, however. It..." Beatrice sighs, and I see just the hint of a frown in the corner of my eye. "It tends not to be a good sign if my fellow maids don't have good intelligence on someone. It could be innocent, but I get the feeling there's more to her than she lets on."

"Well, that's at least interesting," I say, leaning back in my seat and steering one-handed now that we're approaching the 'industrial' regions. "What's life without a little adventure?"

"It could also be boring, my Lady. Oftentimes it's simply a matter of camera-shy individuals, or simply people who their house invests more on security for. I just have a hunch - call it maidly intuition, if you will."

"Does the Path of the Maid make you psychic?"

...and for that, Beatrice finally smiles a little.

"If it did, you would never know, would you?"

And as I drive into the distance, smiling to myself, Muscle Tracers walking all around me doing work signalling my approach to Ishtar's garage...

I grin right back at Beatrice Argent, my guide in my journey through the colonies of the Earth Sphere.

"Good enough for me."



(...come to think of it...)

(If I've got time to spend with Nezha before her duel with Savior tonight, maybe I should start thinking about what kind of date we should go on?)

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You're ready to confess your love. What are the most romantic places in outer space? Worldbuilding - Sci-Fi - Romance

Or, in other words; if you were to take the love of your life on a whirlwind, no-expense-spared date within an O'Neill cylinder, what would you do?

SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...

Author's Note
No vote today, but...I'd been sitting on this part a while, and the bit where I introduce Nezha, Vincent, and our 'rival' keeps getting longer. So I decided to split it off and just give more attention to the worldbuilding thread. We'll likely see a lot of that stuff in the future, be it in the quest proper or in Science Lesson segments. I've also started work on profiles of the different noble families, so look forward to it~

Anyway. I've shifted the tone around a bit in this chapter owing to feedback. No promises we won't have some pretty out-there moments now and again, though! I imagine the tone will shift from scene to scene, post to post, and based on the mood in which I'm writing. Well, it's like a song - I want to be honest! 🖤 A Shadow Resides is where I concentrate on keeping the tone consistent, at least per-character; this is a bit more off the cuff, emotionally speaking.

Bizarrely, the 'science lessons' get a multimedia treatment, but the main updates will remain like this. Pushing myself to use text alone is a fun exercise, and...I'm planning to post another bit of writing here, after expanding and reworking it, so it's good practice.

Oh, and I'm also thinking of renaming the quest a little to go along with the Japanese translation I gave, and the whole 'Lady of the Universe' thing; let me know if that's of interest~

Aside: I wonder if anyone knows where the name 'Yuina' came from? I mean, I know Falcon does, but.
 
Hate You Forever
The AC garage used by Nezha here at Bab al-Qamar...I like to call it the Gate of Ishtar.

It's not exactly as glamorous as the real Ishtar Gate, of course. But it's suitable enough. Ishtar was usually kept offsite back when we were all in university together, but I'm familiar enough with the place. It's nice to be able to approach from the ground, without being rushed away from the city. Even if, compared to all the city's beauty, the girl in here is a far greater gift to me...

"I see we've arrived. I shall remain nearby, on watch." Beatrice quickly unbuckles herself, the tuxedo-wearing maid seemingly eager to get out. (No idea why that would be!) "I will arrive when needed, of course."

"You're not going to stick around?" I ask.

"My Lady, of course, if you request it...but, are you saying you really wish me to interfere with your personal affairs? Besides, I would be a fifth wheel."

I guess I can't argue with that. She'll be around when I need her, but it would be pretty weird to have her just standing next to me like she's known us all for years. (Plus, Vincent would likely be pretty uncomfortable.)

"If you say so," I say, as I unbuckle and get out, peering at the door. Huh, I wonder where everyone is. Usually it's a bit busier -

Oh.

Beatrice has disappeared.

Really thorough training, huh? (Though, maybe she snuck off for other reasons. Who knows what Dunklar-trained maids do for fun?)

I shrug, and pop open the door, and into the AC garage - a place which looks rather drab for something that houses one of the Zartaj family's most precious treasures. Usually there's at least someone taking a break outside, but it is a bit early. Maybe none of the contract mechanics had arrived yet.

Of course, this is just the front office. A far cry from the Abd-el-Tif, it looks more or less like what you'd have seen in my world around the turn of the century, full of greasy-looking machine tools, posters of branded mechanical items, cars, racing promotions...really, if not for the ACs and MTs on the photos, you'd probably see this as no different from any normal garage office of my world.

It's a strange duality - a 'noble culture' deliberately cultivated and preserved, while the masses, and much of our technology, maintains something of what I knew as 'modernity'. But then, I've spent most of my life in the Zartaj cluster; what little time I've spent in the other clusters...

Well. Those times, I was visiting nobles, usually. Most of it was in the Alphonse cluster, the colonies furthest from the Earth, behind the Moon...

I'm not exactly the kind of person you want at a formal function, but I've been to a few in my time. Invited by my rival, or for one accolade or another, or quite often for the period when the noble families were competing over me. But only once was I invited to something grand enough to truly be called a 'gala'.

On the night of Walpurgis...

The Palace of Semailles, in the colony of Arcadia, the home of the Alphonse family - and though not the rulers of the colonies, certainly the self-appointed pinnacle of their culture, the architects of nobility itself.

Within this place, on the day of my birth, I was surrounded by Earthly pleasures. By the resplendence of Alphonse life. Someone's vision of rose-tinged beauty, Versailles reborn in the image of the Alphonse founders.

Under an artificial sky, an artificial moon, I watched as men and women danced to an orchestra's perfect symphony, as though dolls spinning on a music box. Dressed in the finest of clothing, created by the most skilled craftsmen and designers, huge amounts of time and resources to compete in the battlefield of aesthetics for the prize of social dominance - especially, for the prize of another lady or gentleman's hand in marriage, and the promise of a strong heir and political union.

Romance.

Pah.

I had no interest in such things. My interests are scientific, technological. A thing like 'love', why would I want that? So I thought, as I gazed upon the women's fashions, never realizing the irony. And even if I had...it didn't matter, that I was clad in a dress with fibres that looked like they were spun from moonlight, in violets and blacks that complemented my pale skin, hair in gorgeous curls, showing skin in all the wrong ways, looking better than I ever had...

I was no noble yet. No man would have interest that was above the physical. Right now, I was just a prize to be fought over - a woman who could brush her hand onto a computer, and understand it. A woman who pushed Ishtar's mechanical brain to heights the other families struggled to understand and match...on the mere request of my very best friend.

An exaggeration, perhaps. Nezha's talents were more vital than mine or my rival's, after all...

But fuck if I was going to tell them that! You'd have to be an idiot! Listen, when someone asks you if you want to be a noble, you. Say. Yes!

That's how it is, in this world of 'nobles', that I had only begun to understand the true depth of.

Playing the part, playing the game.

And so it was...there with my beloved Nezha, getting my first glimpse at countless powerful figures, even if I'd never paid them much attention at the time. No doubt there was plenty of scheming already, toward me. As I perused the food and drink, as I mingled, made small talk, tried to keep from getting too entangled, yes, there was the face of the man I would someday call Father, letting the younger generations be pawns in their games...perhaps, other figures in the crowd. The Woman from Jupiter herself, or the Admiral of the Fifth Fleet, or even the men I'd been told of...

But.

At the time? I had thought this whole 'noble bid' thing was a bit of a snipe hunt. Plus, I had enough dealing with politics in research...

I had no eyes for such things. Even my keen eye for feminine beauty couldn't compare to Nezha's passion, nor the green-eyed woman who had invited me here...

But I know I saw that man - Savior Laurent Louis Valentine, an ideologue who had long sought to claim the title of 'strongest Raven' for himself, who believed he could unite Ravens against pirates and even revive the Second Lunar Expedition. He challenged Nezha, who always fought alone, believing that would be the end of her...

"I don't fight alone," she said to him, baring her teeth in a manic grin, displaying a rare fury only seen within Ishtar. "I fight for my friends, for the people I love, like I always have. Just because you feel you can't win a battle without five ACs and dozens of soldiers doesn't mean I have to throw lives away, right?"

I was touched, of course.

What we had together was a loyalty beyond family, beyond duty. Even Nezha, who has always held it as her duty to fight as ordered by her family, to uphold the legacy of Zartaj with perfect grace...she would defend us to the end. Even against one of her rivals - and Savior's penchant for responding to space pirates with mass assaults that overwhelmed their enemies with sheer numbers, popular with the nobility for its so-called 'purity' - she would use me, us, as her strength.

After all, screw Savior - no, not like that - and screw the Valentine family's 'Five Hells'!

...ignore that I was extremely annoyed that apparently Heaven, Abyss, and Nemesis of the Five Hells decided they just weren't going to show up. How was I supposed to fangirl over them now?!

But yes, it was not simply Nezha there, nor Savior, nor Lord Izrail...nor even the Woman from Jupiter, or the Admiral of the Fifth Fleet, or any number of others, whose memories seemed so much less important than that of Nezha -

or that of Soreta Alphonse, that radiant 'valkyrie' who piloted the Nibelung Valesti, holder of one of the Three Legendary Blades, the Sword of Moonlight -

or, of her sister, the heiress apparent, the ruby-haired girl who was anything but simply another ingenue...

lit under moonlight and an artificial sky, green eyes glittering in the dark, a resplendent dress showing décolletage and lined in gold, her beauty as though the pinnacle of human existence...

declaring her rivalry toward me, now and forever, that for the rest of my days she would be a thorn in my side.

A night I would never forget.

Everyone sees, but only I know.

"You're later than I expected."

I blink, taken out of my flashback by a very familiar voice.

"Don't tell me you decided to take the 'scenic' route." As he steps in, a cane hitting the ground as he walks, he sighs in that long-suffering way I've grown so accustomed to. "I guess it's fine - no one else is around yet."

I tip my head over and smile at the man of the hour - Vincent Hamilton. Pariah of the Hamilton family, exiled from his name...my 'buddy', you could call him, most of all. "What, nobles shouldn't be fashionably late?" Oh, to be sure, I was showing off - he'd seen this before, but not on me, and it was fun to see him get flustered.

(...fun? Really? Well, having people want you isn't so bad, and as guys go, Vincent isn't awful. Yuina was self-aware enough to realize she didn't have any romantic designs on him, so there's no hard feelings here.)

"The family you've joined prefers punctuality. Maybe they'll give you some latitude, though." Using his cane to steady himself, Vincent reached into his breast pocket and pulled out his pocketwatch. The cover was inscribed in swirling patterns, with a hole in the centre, and two false jewel bearings...

Well, it's not too shocking. I made it for him, after all. Perhaps, one day, it'll be a companion for Vincent when he travels in time to meet his love -

which, well, won't be any of us, I can tell you that for free. Is there such a thing as a 'straight best friend'? Well - okay, yeah, I've had more than a few in my time, but still. Even in the closet, we're not going to pretend that much...

"Forty-seven minutes or so. If you didn't get delayed in arrival, I'd have to assume your meeting with Lord Izrail didn't go too well."

...right. That.

Great. Just when I thought my beloved Nezha would help me forget...

"In a word: no."

"I'm guessing it has to do with nobles' favorite pasttime - marrying people to one another against their will." Pocketing his watch again, Vincent shakily settled himself into a seat, sighing as his glasses adjusted to the new light, the red of Hamilton revealed. "Couldn't even wait a moment, could he? For you to settle into your role and station? Pathetic and controlling, is what he is."

Yeah.

You might see why Vincent's so infamous by now.

Looking at him, he looks every part the noble gentleman from a minor family - a dark formal coat and necktie, matching pants, a fashionable watch with chain - but...

It starts to become obvious.

I'm pretty pale, but Vincent looks like he's never stepped out into the sun in his life, and there's a good reason for that. The hair on his head is white, and somewhat wispy, short and slick, styled in a manner popular in the day. Despite bearing Hamilton red eyes through visual surgery and attempted corrections, he still relies on a pair of special glasses to try and give him better vision; these days, he wears glasses with a photochromic lens my rival and I developed, which helps out quite a bit in dealing with changes in light.

Never seen without his cane, he's unsteady on his feet, and generally was always treated by his family as a nuisance. The runt of the litter, so to speak, suffering from albinism and physical disabilities that keep him from being able to participate in the forefront of noble life, and leads to him becoming a whispered curiosity.

But that's not the reason he left it all behind.

In the Zartaj cluster, due to the ruling family's influence, education is integrated. Nobles and commoners visit the same vocational schools and can apply to the same universities, and gender-segregated education is very rare.

Not coincidentally, these schools tend to be the best in the Earth Sphere.

Well, there's plenty of the usual hypocrisy, as inherent in the kind of school systems I grew up in in the real world, but...better than Alphonse Tory factories, right? Or Hanazuki girls' schools?

Either way, such a circumstance is what allowed me to meet Nezha Zartaj, my so-called 'rival', and of course...

Vincent Hamilton. One of our little 'gang of four'. A genius scientist, a genius engineer, a genius Raven, and...a genius psychologist.

('Psychologist' doesn't do enough justice, if you ask me, though.)

"It's fine. I can't just pretend men don't exist, much as I'd like to sometimes." I run my fingers through my curls, tossing my hair a little in my hands. "This is the world I chose to live in, so I'd better at least pretend to care. I'm sure if I just make token appearances at attempting such pursuits, I can keep his hands off."

"The entire matter is one of social control toward your actions, however. You, yourself, the person 'Fiona', is simply one aspect of what Lord Izrail desired when bringing you into the fold." Vincent pushes up his glasses, the lenses flickering white a little as they adjust again. "From a broader, societal standpoint, he demonstrates mercy and magnanimity, and provides proof to other nobles that the Zartaj philosophy is not a hypocrisy. Your infamous 'genius' nature provides prestige, and you are treated as an object of ownership already, one controlled by an extant power. But there's spreading Zartaj 'memetics', either to you or others, and then control over your 'genetics' - your reproductive capacity. This can be used as a bargaining chip...ah. My apologies. I seem to be telling you things you already know again.

"I - mm. Mostly, I would prefer you, as one of my best friends, to not lose sight of these matters. I would hate to see you succumb to being just another pawn in a game not your own."

Heh. How nostalgic, I think, as I smile at Vincent.

To me, the me from the twenty-first century of Earth, of course...what Vincent says goes without saying. Basic class and feminist theory, which while certainly not widespread enough for my tastes in the first couple of decades, were not particularly radical ideas.

But in a world where ideas like 'commoners may not be as inferior intellectually as we once supposed' and 'maybe we shouldn't force women into marriages and force them to reproduce to continue the genetic legacy of some megalomaniacs a century or two ago' are considered radical, dangerous, and Goddess-damned crazy...well, you can see why his family, affiliated with the Hanazuki, might not want someone around who directly challenges their ideas.

Anyway, in the colonies in general, you know, it's how it always is - say women's lives matter in public, and make them worse behind closed doors.

In public, Vincent is praised as a once-in-a-generation genius in the social sciences. His papers, studies, and other work in the field - both his own directly, and those by others guided by his ideas - have created a revolution in the matter, and brought to the public eye ideas once reserved for pirates, communists, and other agitators that sought to destroy the world order.

In private...

Vincent's ideas are seen as nothing less than the end of society, the annihilation of man.

Heh. But, you know, it's not entirely serious. I've helped him out fair a bit with them - that whole 'maid and butler' thing, that was a doctrine we were developing in all seriousness! That there could be male maids and female butlers was a radical idea, one challenging conventional logic just as many Dunklar servants had been seen to do in recent years, that felt like the beginning of an entirely new and radical theory of gender! Unfortunately, though, we never got to develop the matter thoroughly once we spoke of the implications, because right around the point we began developing an ambitious plan of opening our own school for noble servants where men can become maids and women can become butlers, the bar closed.

Heh, before that, though...

'The act of becoming a maid is, itself, only a prelude to the act of becoming female!' he'd say, to me and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Good times, good times.

...

...oh, right, I guess I'll need to explain to Vincent why I don't drink now, huh.

"I think I can deal with it," I say. "Lord Izrail seems content to leave me to my own devices, for the most part." And, I've got Beatrice watching my back, too. "So, is Nezha around? I want a good look at Ishtar before anything else."

"She's in the back. The garage got a 'special delivery' courtesy of the Hanazuki Zaibatsu, it seems." Vincent could not say that name with more contempt if he tried, I swear. "If nothing else, I'm glad I could see you off before we head out tomorrow."

"So you're heading to Arcadia still?" I ask. "I'd have figured you'd stick around the Zartaj cluster for a while. They put more pressure on you over there, don't you?"

"But the Zartaj themselves hate me more. It's easier for both of us - and we'll be in contact a lot, I'm sure." Going from colony to colony isn't too arduous, even between clusters - hydrogen is easy to come by, after all, a resource we're unlikely to run out of. "What, are you telling me you don't want more alone time between you and Nezha? You get to monopolize her!"

"I know, it's pretty lucky. Heheh. She's my treasure now." I wiggle my eyebrows at Vincent. "Even so, it's not the same. I do hope I'll see you often."

"I'm sure I'll find my way into things," Vincent says, as he slowly pulls himself to his feet with his cane. "Come on, let's head to the garage. They'll be rolling in the HZ 'package' soon."

"Package? What is it?"

"Some kind of new-model Muscle Tracer, I hear."

"Wonder what they're doing showing me one of their hunks of junk." I roll my eyes. Hanazuki Zaibatsu MTs are a lot more skeuomorphic than other companies' models - which is to say, they're more overtly humanoid, and I always found it compromised their performance too much. Style over substance - typical Hanazuki bullshit.

"They've been delivering the models to all the top Ravens, or so I hear," says Vincent, tapping the card at the door to let us inside the garage proper. And, well, it looks about as you'd expect - a big, warehouse-style machine shop which, if not for Yuina's knowledge, I'd never be able to make heads or tails of. Small work-loader MTs line the walls alongside materials, with a variety of weapons and displays hung up on the walls, garage workers flitting to and fro with some of the test model machines we use for calibrating Ishtar...

with the machine itself in the middle of it all.

When pirates steal the rare, valuable, irreplaceable Armored Cores for their own use, the machines they reconfigure become loaded down with armor and made only for the sake of war. Even the minor nobles, with limited resources and lacking the best mechanics and engineers, often rebuild and regrow machines more for functionality than for looks.

But to the Five Families...

Armored Cores are nothing less than works of art, each and every one.

Ishtar is the pride and joy of the Zartaj family, reshaped by my hands. Its shining black armor, the same shade as my dress, was made in swooping, sweeping curves and lines. Standing around five metres tall, the machine has been designed from the ground up to maximize its mobility, the Femto-fueled rocket engines capable of sustained high-speed maneuvers.

Its legs bend backwards at the knee, the so-called 'reverse-jointed' model - it adds some weight and complexity, but using those legs allows for Nezha to perform boosted-jump maneuvers and leaps that other ACs can't hope to match. Even in the colonies, where for an AC the false 'gravity' is little more than a suggestion, the tactical considerations let her run rings around her foes and maneuver through cover.

The armaments are on display - the prized golden naginata above it, its energy blade dormant. Empty micromissile racks, carefully designed as to not compromise Ishtar's beauty, are placed for inspection by the contract mechanics, while the naginata is flanked by a slim laser cannon and a small pulse machine gun for the off-hand, used prominently in times of war rather than duels alone.

Of course, within the contamination that permeates even deep space, close combat is the order of the day. More than one pirate MT has met its match by Nezha's blade, an act surely unimaginable in the days before the Fall.

Huh, space-based contamination causing combat to revert to visual-range, where even swords are a viable weapon...definitely haven't heard that one before.

All this being said, it doesn't quite look the same without Nezha's will flowing through the machine, lighting the sensor spaces violet as she controls it through thought alone, a Raven whose strength is said to be outmatched, who needs a machine that can keep up with her - not the other way around.

It also doesn't quite look the same without the head, the thing placed elsewhere, for my ease of access to tune its electronic brain...

I smile, as I walk up to it. With antennae on each side of the head and a large front 'visor' glow for its 'face', the top has been removed, curling technorganic machinery inside in the vague shape of a cerebrum. I gladly push my ungloved hand into it, smiling as I stroke its insides.

"Hey there," I whisper. "Doing well today? Eager to fight Judgment Blaze and that asshole Savior? Yes we are, yes we are~"

Vincent sighs, trying to ignore my usual greeting to Ishtar as he wanders in. "I wouldn't be so certain of victory this time. Apparently, there's someone else being brought in on advisement on Savior's side to counter your influence."

"That's just a rumor," I mutter, lovingly touching the insides of Ishtar's brain. Such elegant machinery, elegant thoughts...there's nothing that can compare to it in the modern day. "He's just trying to save face. 'I would've won if I had a genius to reprogram my machine!' he says, as he shrinks and turns into a corncob."

"Pft. That'd be the day." Vincent smiles, walking with his cane closer to Ishtar itself. "Barbaric as these duels may be in the abstract, I can't say the animal in me isn't hoping for Nezha to win against him once more. Some 'Savior' he is, that throws away human lives."

"Yeah, he's still pissed about Nezha not 'doing what needs to be done' or whatever. Why can't he be a hot girl instead like his sisters? At least then he'd be slightly more interesting than a plank of wood."

"Would it be that easy? To flip a switch to turn Savior from boring to tolerable?" Vincent seems to take the matter seriously, at least, raising a hand to his chin. "I wonder what a male version of you would look like."

Ugh. Well, I guess Vincent doesn't know any better, but still - gross.

"I don't know it'd be that different," I say. "Besides that I'd be a repressed shit." Hm, should I say 'that wanted to be a girl'? Nah, I'll save it - better to introduce Vincent to the idea more gradually. Maybe with my modern knowledge, I can try and drag this entire goddess-forsaken era into something resembling a society I might willingly choose to live in.

I guess it's kind of vain of me, though. It's the ultimate hubris, to assume one always knows best, and that prior eras are inferiors that need to be enlightened by the masses. Putting up a story full of strawmen just to knock down is fulfilling, but perhaps in a way intellectually dishonest. Life isn't so convenient as to allow one 'genius' to change the world, no matter who she is; the group is greater than the individual, and human history is not made merely of great men making decisive decisions like some people seem to think.

On the other hand, though...

Well, they are all kind of assholes here in outer space, huh?

And I am pretty amazing, gotta be honest.

"Either way, his sisters are singularly unpleasant, but...they have a certain honesty about them." Vincent steps up to Ishtar, staring at its form. "They're bloodthirsty killers, and proud of it - and openly self-superior and self-serving. Savior has all of the pretense of noblesse oblige, but not even the slightest pretense that his nobility obliges him to do anything but accomplish his missions at any cost."

"And he's chasing down the Lady, too. I guess he'll be teaming up with Admiral Arisa?"

"That woman terrifies me, Fiona," says Vincent, openly shuddering. "She carries around a claymore as her blade of office. And it's not simply for show."

"Yeah, yeah. That's just a rumor, forget about Savior's star mechanic. Who would execute someone with a claymore? That's just messy, and in zero-g -"

The garage door interrupted us.

Opening up into the back loading bay and testing area, another machine was being rolled in, idle upon its frame, clearly of a very different and more primitive design than the elegant AC. Chunky, full-bodied limbs compared poorly with Ishtar's lithe frame, and the cockpit was clearly greatly expanded with the required control and life support technologies that ACs had miniaturized, and rocket engines that required large internal fuel tanks...

Yeah, that was a Hanazuki Muscle Tracer, alright.

"It's a piece of shit," I mutter. "Looks cool, though. Maybe that's the point. You know, you make this kind of thing, and the average girl on the street will go, 'wow, cool robot!'" I wave around my arms for emphasis. "'This is better because it looks cooler!'"

"You used that same logic with my watch," Vincent says. "Remember? Powered by a lithium ion battery that can easily be recharged through magnetic induction...which was all well and good until it caught fire."

"My lawyers have advised me to tell you hydrogen is also flammable."

"It was very kind of you to give me a mechanical replacement, but -"

"Miss Fiona."

My heart skips a beat as I hear her voice.

Her presence warms my heart, and her ferocity in battle is my muse.

I would do anything for her, my very best friend, and that she fought so hard to claim me as her sister makes my cheeks flush, and my soul burn with passion. Even if another family claimed me as their own, they would have to drag me away from her over my cold, dead hands...

Curly black hair, held in a side ponytail.

Red Zartaj eyes, with dark eyeshadow making them appear large and open, that look upon me with awe.

Rich, full lips painted in burgundy.

Olive skin, a shade seemingly made to perfectly complement my own...

And a statuesque bearing, that surely could launch wars, like Helen of Troy herself, a face to launch a thousand ships...

This, before me, is the woman known as Nezha - pilot of the ancestral Zartaj Armored Core Ishtar, and the strongest Raven in the Earth Sphere.

...but, uh, well. Let's just say I haven't seen her in this outfit before, and...

"Nezha, I'm glad to see you, but - what are you wearing?" I ask.

"Oh, this?" Nezha stands up straight and grins, saluting at me. She's wearing a beret, slightly side-cocked, and a series of belts inexplicably secure her outfit together, with a coat that specifically has a cutout for her undershirt to cover her breasts, a pleated skirt and thigh-highs, and generally just...

Well.

The logo on the necktie was not unexpected.

"It's the latest Hanazuki Zaibatsu Security Force uniform for year CCXXXV!" Nezha says, cheerfully. "I thought you'd like it, Miss Fiona..."

"I mean, on you, I do, but..." Yeah, of course it's the Hanazuki. Their security forces change their uniform each year, and they're heavily stratified by gender. I may appreciate it on Nezha, don't get me wrong, but -

well.

What is this, a gacha game?

Of course, what I'm wearing is...perhaps comparable, with the zettai ryouiki and everything, but -

o-oh.

oh my.

Nezha quickly takes me into a hug, pressing herself against my body. "I like your dress, too. It suits you...I finally got to see this. You've been working hard on it while preparing for your arrival here, right?"

There's just...

something about her voice, the way she moves, the way she looks at me. That just sets all my instincts alight, that this girl, is mine, and...

ah, jeez, I could kiss her, but -

of course, she doesn't know yet. If we were alone, I don't know if I could stop myself, but, it's not something to rush into, and perhaps I'd prefer something romantic among the stars, something that she would never forget, to claim Nezha as my own...

(Vincent is trying not to look, but - well. It's hard, isn't it~?)

"Yeah...the same as your suit. Although, since this isn't spaceworthy, I didn't have to worry so much about the problems..." Even for a genius like yours truly, R&D is a fraught process. (Especially when it's clearly motivated by our desires as much as practicality.)

A-ah...

Nezha presses in closer to me. "I'm sure, Miss Fiona, that when you show the finished product to the world, that they'll know just as I do. That this is their future."

Those words tickle something inside my brain, and I can feel how Miss Fiona is hardly a statement of mere respect...least of all since, in status, she was my superior, and now my equal.

"Calling her 'Miss Fiona' is even stranger now, Nezha," Vincent comments, glancing between us and the Hanazuki MT. "You're equals, now - and sisters, if on a mere technicality."

"Hey, Savior looks nothing like any of his sisters." Well, like I said, that's not unusual, and the Valentines in particular purposefully do pseudo-swinging like the Renata do to pull that off, but still. "Yeah, yeah, they're already saying 'blue-eyed Zartaj', but it's still Zartaj."

"It feels appropriate, that you bear such a name," Nezha says, nestling her head against me. Ah...ah, my cheeks are flushed..."In my eyes, you've always been that kind of existence. Though...'Kaplan' or 'Zartaj', neither matters - rather, it's 'Fiona' that matters most to me. That's the name worthy of respect."

...right. Yeah. That smile.

Goddess, how long am I going to be able to go without kissing this damn girl? Well, Vincent is one thing, but, but there's -

one other thing

one other person

that will get in the way.

One person, with hair of ruby red, and emerald Alphonse eyes.

And, well, you know what they say, right? Speak of the devil...

"Oh? I can't believe you started without me, dear Nezha."

and she will appear.

"Miss Miri," I hear, spoken from Nezha's lips, a wave of jealousy flowing through me as her eyes flit toward my rival, she who I despise( desire) , even as my arm tightens around her to emphasize her closeness to me. "Where have you been?"

"Inspecting the new machine," the redhead says, brushing back a lock of stray hair. She's just in a thick burgundy sweater and jeans, wear more appropriate for the garage than the ballroom, with not a hint of makeup, yet -

all I can see is the gorgeous woman draped in moonlight, on the night of Walpurgis.

"That thing, has no official name. The Hanazuki Zaibatsu refer to it as a 'next-generation machine weapon', model number HZ-X7-1a." The woman, Miri, my rival...she gestures over to it, and as though on her mere whim, a mechanic quickly rushes over to climb up and pull open a hatch on the humanoid form.

"Catchy," I mutter, still feeling Nezha's warmth. "Well, if it's still a prototype, why does it still look like the chassis was designed by marketing?"

"Miss Miri has been studying the schematics since she was sent them." A-ah, I just, the way Nezha looks at her, at that despicable( beautiful) rival of mine, if I could squeeze any tighter...

"Having had a look at the real thing, it makes even less sense." The machine weapon's entire upper body rises up - a typical entry method for Hanazuki MTs - and displays a cockpit filled with a complicated series of pedals and hand controls with dials and switches, and a bewildering array of monitors and information. "If the stated specifications are correct, this machine is more capable in battle - in theory - than any Hanazuki MT I know of before it. But that's meaningless if the pilot cannot accomplish their task. Nezha, if you would."

Nezha tugs away from me, and walks toward the machine, climbing up to inspect the cockpit. That she's so willing to do it, at Miri's very word...

This woman.

This woman is my rival...

The heiress of the Alphonse dynasty, whose talents have been as instrumental to Ishtar's success as my own, who schemes just as I do...

Miriaria Alphonse.

You see, about five years ago, I began my university education. At the Cosmo University of Our Lady Adia Zartaj - don't laugh, it's a highly prestigious institution with a very dignified name, and everything has to be called 'cosmo' in space by Anime Law - I was faced with something of a conundrum.

Darija is the language of the Zartaj, but my home colony of Kitchissippi were Cambrian speakers. Needless to say, I had a bit of catch-up to do, if I wanted to keep up. As it happened, Nezha wanted to learn Yamataian...and was more than willing to associate with 'commoners' like Vincent and I to do it, already allowed such latitude as a Raven. And Miriaria, well, she herself was more than willing to push those boundaries.

The 'Language Club' we organized quickly became a space for the four of us, and far expanded its original goals. From here, we pledged to push our minds to the limit...and beyond.

Nezha's strength as a Raven grew under our quiet guidance. Our evening whispers with Vincent turned to his papers and studies by morning. Miriaria was opened to new, beautiful, shining gorgeous possibilities by my science and visions...while I - reluctantly - was forced to make concessions to the practicalities of engineering and common sense by a woman who as quickly as I met her, became my eternal rival.

We strengthened one another, and yet, as much as we drew close, as much as we complemented each other...

Both of us, Nezha's best friends. 'Miss Fiona' and 'Miss Miri'. Both of us, positioned as equals, and quietly telling one another that only one of us could win that position. If Nezha, a Raven, was someone whose power could revolutionize the world, then...

under a moonlit night, on the night of Walpur-

okay

no

Okay, no, I'll save that monologue for later, but the crux of the problem is really very simple!

Miriaria Alphonse - if you ask my biased ass, at least - is every bit the kind of existence every noble thinks they are. Flawless grace, superior intellect, a natural leader among women. Compared to me, whose 'genius' amounts to sticking my hand in something's brain, who has to lie and cheat her way to the top every step of the way, and is known for abusing several substances now legal in the Zartaj cluster...well.

She's too perfect. She's too smart. She has to rub everything in my face. She's so smug.

She's so fucking hot.

"Oh I see the problem. This cockpit was designed by morons." Nezha sighs, staring at the controls, manipulating some of them as she looks at the dials. "A Muscle Tracer is going to have problems, I realize that, but this makes absolutely no sense. It's like every part of the machine is supposed to be moved manually through these physical controls. And I have no idea who arranged these sensors. Simply piloting this machine will be physically and mentally exhausting...at least they brought the uniform along with it. They may as well have said, 'buy our new uniform, with free shitty mech'."

"...about that," Miri says, stepping toward me, green eyes meeting my blue, that smug smile on her face...that look in her eyes, she reserves for her rival...

(yeah, I know Yuina's memories are screaming 'this is the rival I despise', but my memories are screaming 'fuck, just kiss me already you bitch')

"The dress. You've finished it? The miniaturization of the cooling system?" Her hand reaches for the hem of my skirt, as she tugs it with her fingers. "What about the photovoltaic layer? We were having trouble with the microhydraulic pumps, weren't we?"

"Well, since the dress doesn't have to be spaceworthy, I can cheat a lot of the requirements. Though the advancements in question should still be applicable to the plugsuit model - I've already got one ready for tonight." I grin back at Miri. "Don't tell me you're jealous?"

"Not especially. Because you will bring those schematics to me, of course. That I might partake of them myself. And we can take Nezha together, and compare designs...and we can see which she prefers. Which one of ours..." Lips closer, whispering, such a powerful rivalry( desire) so easily seen...

(Yeah, you can see why Nezha likes this. Why, even now, she's glancing away from the machine at us, as we partake in words together. Imagine not one but two beautiful women fawning over you to make you their possession and wrap you in latex black, and pledging their lives to improve you, to make you better, and...)

Vincent sighs, glancing at the two of us together. "You two, honestly. Every time, you start a fight..."

(...right. If he can't tell that this isn't exactly a fight, then he's maybe not quite the genius psychologist I thought.)

"Fighting?" Nezha says, as she hops off the machine, landing perfectly on her two feet. Her unparalleled mastery of the physical is something I really can't understand; she less moves than flows from place to place, and in the few times someone dared to strike her, she demonstrated she could easily snap the neck of anyone who crossed her if she so chose. (More than once, she'd used such violence to protect me...of all the Zartaj, Nezha was one of the few who had no individual servant watching over her. An old superstition, apparently - a Raven being stabbed by their servant in their sleep. Having such a capability only makes sense.) "No, no, it's not like that, Vincent."

"Oh?" Miri turns from me, and tips her head back. Here, it's...well, it's easy to see, just how alike we are. Both around the same height, the same softness to ourselves - though not only does she wear it better than me, that's a fucking corset under your sweater, Miri, you can't fool me! - such that if you messed up her hair and put bags under her eyes and ensured all the colors lined up, you could almost mistake her for me.

Except...

She's perfect. And she's flawless. And her breasts are bigger than mine okay how the fuck could any woman be this fucking closeted

okay

okay, I'm not going to panic, just because somehow Yuina went five fucking years without realizing, and also Miri and Nezha did, and we have a literal psychologist and apparently there are no fucking books on homosexuality and...

okay.

it's fine.

"Then, how is it?" Miri says, that smug smile she reserves only for me as she presses a finger to my collarbone, a long nail pressing against the shining resilin of my dress.

"Well, you know." Now it's Nezha's turn to be smug - but a quiet, and dignified thing, that suits her far better, as though knowing us is simply the way of things. "Vincent thinks you're fighting, but...I was just thinking about how you two are such good friends."

...

...

...fuck this horrible societally-imposed closet.



As I so often do, when facing an intractable problem, I run off to the bathroom.

Okay. Okay, don't panic. Don't panic, and definitely don't think of how you have two girls fawning over you, and they inexplicably don't -

okay no there is an explanation, just, no magical thinking. Just - just think, Fiona. And not about how hot they are, or the passions you share. Just think of...

think of that night.

that night, which set the stage for all of this.

On the night of Walpurgis, under an artificial sky, an artificial moon, a reflection of the dark side's light, the night when the fight to claim me as a noble began...

I was called upon the balcony of the Palace of Semailles, in the colony of Arcadia, by the woman named Miriaria Alphonse - all but literally a princess calling a pauper to the place spoken of in romantic legend. A night, the night of Walpurgis, when if true love blossomed in a kiss under the moonlight, all things were possible.

(Subtext much?)

"Isn't the moon beautiful?" she said, the woman named Miriaria Alphonse, in her most resplendent incandescence. Here, she wore a dress of black spider-silk, lined with gold filament, a brooch of gold and emerald, earrings the same jewel-shade as her eyes dangling from her, hair pinned up with hairsticks, lips painted slick and wet and inspiring ruby red so similar to the resilin we had started exploring...even with me in a dress made, as my rival so often said, for the sake of épater la bourgeoisie, it was clear where true beauty lay.

That woman stared above at the reflections from the dark side of the moon, lit with reflected sunlight as the Earth experienced a new moon of darkness and silence. Its surface is criss-crossed with faint lights, of moon bases and facilities once filled with human beings, and now occupied by unthinking drones. "One day, Nezha and Soreta will lay their feet upon its surface in their Armored Cores, and we shall reclaim it for humanity. Water, oxygen, deuterium, helium-3, rare metals, countless other resources - enough for our life in the stars to continue for centuries longer, and for all to enjoy the splendor that you or I witness."

"It'll be a beautiful day, when it does happen," I said, narrowing my eyes, and puffing back my hair a little, blue meeting green, glittering in the moonlight. "When the Sword of Moonlight returns to its home, and Ishtar meets with her father Sin..."

"Precisely. Humanity's one greatest desire is to live," Miri said, arms open wide as she stared upon the reflections of the moon. "The stars are ours to claim, Fiona! Why, should one of us finally get to meet them, to escape these colonies, to create a future where there are no petty wars over resources and prestige. Perhaps, somewhere out there, other civilizations exist - humans who escaped the Fall, or even other creatures all the stranger."

"You're kinda stealing my bit, you know," I muttered, stepping closer as Miri turned around, proudly laying her hand upon exposed décolletage, grinning to me. "So. Why'd you call me out here? I bet there's five couples out there waiting for the chance for their kiss under the moonlight, and I don't want to be the one getting blamed for holding them up."

"Well. We're competition, aren't we? The two of us, once in a generation...the colonies are the stage of our game, Fiona Kaplan. The one who wins...you could call her a 'lady of the universe'."

Both of us had seen our stars rise, such that we could no longer be ignored. Neither gender nor noble status could deny it. My scientific theories, and her mechanical designs, had become so famous even commoners knew our names. And, even if, perhaps, we didn't realize what was most obvious, just why we had chosen to declare this under the moonlight...

"I don't intend to be merely an heiress, merely another tool. What I seek is the same as you, Fiona - to claim the true throne, atop society, to be reshaped into something better than those visionless fools that surround us." Miriaria laid her hand upon my heart, upon my chest, smirking to herself. Having thought of these words for a very long time, how to declare just how much she (desires)despises me. "Yes, just the same as you...and now, it seems, we'll be equals. Competitors. We're playing the same game now...and I don't intend to lose to you, Fiona. Anyone else, but you..."

Yes...no matter what happened from here, with the colonies on the brink, pursuing the Second Lunar Expedition, manipulated by the Woman of Jupiter, and on the brink of war against those so-called 'freedom-loving' space pirates that fought a never-ending battle against all nobility...

We knew enough to know we were never going to let ourselves - neither of us, nor Nezha, nor even Vincent - become tools of a higher power.

"So, I'll put it quite simply, for you," she said, in a whisper, so close to me, "Fiona Kaplan, so that you might understand in no uncertain terms." Glittering in the moonlight, I stared into her green eyes, and my heart pulsed as I felt the passion and heat between us, in this moment...

"...Nezha is my treasure," that woman said, before me under an artificial sky, leaning closer to me, so close our lips could easily meet, if just one of us were to slip...just one of us, our passion for Nezha and our passion for each other their equal. "We are friends, of course, but even more than that, eternally more than that? We are enemies. And so long as you lay claim upon my treasure..."

Her lips descended even closer, and...if one gazed upon us at the wrong angle, it would look like nothing less than a kiss...

"I will hate you 'til forever."

...

...

...no.

No!

Fuck that!

Fuck all of that!

I refuse! I refuse! I absolutely refuse to participate in such a farce!

"Haha..."

I grin to myself, as wide as I ever have, as I begin to laugh - and this bathroom is soundproofed for a reason.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Aha...ahahahahahahahahaha!"

It's such a joke! All this time, I've been getting so deep into character, but all of this, all of this, has such a simple answer! Yuina Kaplan, for all her supposed genius and 'challenging logic', not only couldn't see what her feelings really were, she couldn't even think of the solution so fucking obvious to me!

Okay, well, minor problem...I've been rather goofy in this scenario, I'll confess. And to be honest - I don't mind, because it's fun, right? It's just a quest, we should really just relax, right? But, well...

Who the fuck knew that the serious part of Fiona Zartaj was not the Yuina half, but the Fiona half? It doesn't take a genius to figure out who's taking the lead in this 'competition'. That Miri, well...all else aside, the noble will win, even if she's someone who's earned her genius and power just as I have.

But no. I am, after all, Fiona. As I have been, for so long. Even deep beneath the waves, all my loves, all my friends, all the people precious to me so distant and forgotten...I still carry that with me, and, well...

I know what none of these people do: that girls can love girls, and love doesn't have to be a fucking competition.

Not that I blame them, as such, of course. It might seem unrealistic to people, but...I've met, and lived through, far worse. To go years without admitting one's love, or trapped within a system, an obligation that one despises...is not so unusual. Goddess - or devil - bless us all, that we might understand that our only recourse is to grasp our desires and pull them down from heaven.

So if I'm going to do this? For once, the 'speedrun' route might be our best shot at happiness. To push such a realization upon these two women, such that we can skip the competition, the smouldering looks, the near-misses of attraction. To work together, rather than apart - or at least make our 'rivalry' something healthy, fun, and even sexy.

Maybe I'm oversimplifying the situation - maybe there are deeper issues with Miri, that are utterly intractable. Maybe turning two into three won't be so easy as I believe - even if I firmly believe Nezha wants to be fought over, but equally wants us both to love her. I could very well be wrong, after all - love isn't such a simple thing as to be predicted so easily, right?

But if I'm not...

then why not?

If love isn't enough, then why don't we - why don't I - make it enough?

As an old friend of mine taught me...

what point is a love triangle when everyone loves each other?



...okay, that said. Before that, we do have a duel to prepare for, and a package the Hanazuki Zaibatsu wants us to test. The former is more or less spoken for, but the latter, well, we're going to need to figure out who's driving the thing. Since we'll be testing it against Nezha's Ishtar, it'll have to be one of the rest of us...

[ ][Test Flight] Do it myself. This probably won't go badly, despite me being blatantly out of shape and also using several kinds of previously-illicit substances recreationally, right? Besides, I'm in a robot setting, so I should pilot a robot, right? (Wow, cool robot!)
[ ][Test Flight] Have Miri do it. She's...well, she's healthier than I am, yes, but she's still got curves, and weight, and is generally Not In Shape. But she might get some insights out of it?
[ ][Test Flight] Uhhhhh...here, random intern/mechanic/other innocent bystander!
-[ ][Test Flight] Write-in for what kind of person has been roped into this inenviable task.
[ ][Test Flight] ...Beatrice! Hey, can you help me out with this one?
[ ][Test Flight] Vincent! We need you! (don't actually do this, he'll die)

I guess maybe I should pick less in terms of effectiveness, and more in terms of entertainment value, though. I wonder why the Hanazuki would create a machine that's so physically and mentally demanding to pilot as to be useless as a war machine...?

Well, after that, I should probably figure out how I wanna pull this off. But, you know, it's not going to be hard, right? Like, Nezha would probably just kiss me if I asked, and Miri would just need to be told to stop treating women as the enemy and instead fall in love with them. So instead, it's more like...

How do I want to have fun with this, but also, do I want to bring them both in at once? Or one at a time? Even Yuina, before I went and took on her role, wanted to take Nezha on a whirlwind date - you know, as friends do - before the duel. But, maybe if I brought Miri instead? Would it be better to have both rivals claim treasure together? Or shall I just try and accomplish the tricky task of a three-way conversation on the matter, and ensure everyone's on the same page from the start?

Or, maybe mix it in with the duel prep. We are planning to test our new model plugsuit today...and, well, I may conveniently have ones in mine and Miri's sizes, too...

[ ][Date] Nezha, alone.
-[ ][Date] A romantic, whirlwind date, at the end of which a confession under the gate of the moon...
--[ ][Date] Write-in for exciting space-dating activities.
-[ ][Date] Discussing the matter during fitting of the plugsuit prototype, a confession wrapped in latex black.
-[ ][Date] Write-in.

[ ][Date] Miri, alone.
-[ ][Date] A romantic, whirlwind date.
--[ ][Date] Exciting space date write-in!
-[ ][Date] While fitting her to a plugsuit sized just for her...
-[ ][Date] Write-in.

[ ][Date] Nezha and Miri.
-[ ][Date] A romantic, whirlwind date that leaves all of our mutual attraction impossible to deny.
--[ ][Date] Write-in for details!
-[ ][Date] While wrapping all three of us in resilin black plugsuits...
-[ ][Date] Write-in.

[ ][Date] ...actually, I'm thinking about this all wrong. Vincent may not be as ignorant of the matter as I believe - why not ask him about it first? Reasoning through the situation with an outsider would be helpful, right?
-[ ][Date] Optional write-in for how the hell I tell a guy that his three best friends are lesbians and all into each other. Wait, that might end poorly...unless...?

[ ][Date] Write-in some kind of wild and crazy idea worthy of the Blue-Eyed Zartaj!

Right, that thread I started about wonderful date ideas in outer space might be helpful here, right? We're in a fucking O'Neill cylinder in outer fucking space, how cool is that!

...

...well, it is cool, but...

Hehe.

Hehehe.

This world has no idea what it's unleashed... 🖤

Author's Note
Yeah, you see now why I split this chapter up. But, we've now got our main cast! And now that we have the long-term love triangle that surely would create the bulk of the theoretical anime here a tense tale of sensual desire and need, as these women explore what they mean to one another against the backdrop of outer space, we're now just going to speedrun it.

So this means, for A Shadow Resides readers: the plot is officially off the rails. No matter what happens here, the world has already irrevocably changed...

Speaking of, now that we've met some of the principal characters of A Shadow Resides here in this quest - that being, Nezha Zartaj and Miriaria Alphonse - I'll likely be posting a 'preview' of that quest here for people's perusal. As it so happens, we recently covered Nezha and Miri's backstory in the last update of that quest, so it's rather relevant for reasons which will become clear when I do. This'll go along with a slight thread refresh/intro, and maybe a bit of omake content - a new Science Lesson, and a bit featuring Jamie, The Girl Who Watches Uchujo. I wonder if anyone is going to get that...

No mention of a blue-eyed Zartaj there, though...I wonder what happened to her in the 'original' timeline? I mean, yes, I know what happened as the QM, but feel free to speculate!

By the way, @Thelxiope? You're welcome. 🖤
 
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[ X ][Test Flight] ...Beatrice! Hey, can you help me out with this one?

Hey, maybe the Dunklars included mech-piloting among the standard set of skills for Maid Training.

[X][Date] ...actually, I'm thinking about this all wrong. Vincent may not be as ignorant of the matter as I believe - why not ask him about it first? Reasoning through the situation with an outsider would be helpful, right?
-[X][Date] Phrase your hopefully mutual attraction to Miri and Nezha in such terms that conflate 'want to be like them' with 'want them'. Vincent might get where we're coming from this way, maybe?


Look, I like voting for the dark horse, alright?

Also!

> Jamie, The Girl Who Watches Uchujo.

"You can tell I'm the biggest fan because I hate it more than anybody else!"
 
"I will hate you 'til forever."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Aha...ahahahahahahahahaha!"

I can't be the only one who... Imagines, just, Miri standing there looking intensely uncomfortable and confused after her declaration of Eternal Rivalry was met with hysterical and unhinged laughter, after which said rival proceeds to completely ignore her and forget about her presence in the room?

Edit: Of course, I am aware that this occured in a flashback scene, but the way it transitions out of the flashback could imply that both events are in the present and that would have been extremely funny.
 
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I can't be the only one who... Imagines, just, Miri standing there looking intensely uncomfortable and confused after her declaration of Eternal Rivalry was met with hysterical and unhinged laughter, after which said rival proceeds to completely ignore her and forget about her presence in the room?

Edit: Of course, I am aware that this occured in a flashback scene, but the way it transitions out of the flashback could imply that both events are in the present and that would have been extremely funny.
Clearly they need to have a competition about who has the best evil laugh. (Miri, of course, will win by default...)

Alternately: the bathroom may not, in fact, be soundproofed. Which would be real awkward, although frankly they're probably used to random evil laughs by now.
 
A present!?

I love presents!
Maybe I'm oversimplifying the situation - maybe there are deeper issues with Miri, that are utterly intractable. Maybe turning two into three won't be so easy as I believe - even if I firmly believe Nezha wants to be fought over, but equally wants us both to love her. I could very well be wrong, after all - love isn't such a simple thing as to be predicted so easily, right?

But if I'm not...

then why not?

If love isn't enough, then why don't we - why don't I - make it enough?

As an old friend of mine taught me...

what point is a love triangle when everyone loves each other?
Yes! Positive-sum poly-cules~, positive-sum poly-cules~ 🎵

*spin, spin, spin*

*hugs to stop from falling over*

Maybe my strong feelings on romance are kind of irrelevant since I'm aro and this is all backseat handholding, but

The entire way we talk about romance, the entire English vocabulary for romantic affection and sexual attraction and intimacy, terrifies me.

Because all of it is shot through with, with

with possessiveness. With a frankly really disturbing sort of objectification. With this ... utterly bizarre notion that love and violence are necessarily entangled.

"Love is a battlefield."
"All's fair in love and war."
"Venereal" diseases derive their name from venery - an archaic word for hunting (itself derived from venor, the Latin for "to chase, to pursue") - which should immediately start ringing some warning bells.

What the actual fuck, English.

Clearly, there's a really strong cultural attachment to these ideas and I genuinely do not have the faintest idea why.

And so enter the love triangle, that basic scaffolding upon which so much romantic fiction is built: a concept which hinges on the idea that love is a contest, a competition, a fight - a fight that can be lost.

"First girl wins"
The entire idea of "stealing" someone from someone else
The whole bizarre romanticized "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing, as this kind of dramatic 'finish line' after which someone has 'won' the fight - an awful idea which I rate up there with public proposals as 'most awful romance tropes that romantic people seem inordinately fond of'


Just ... I keep bringing up examples, because it's everywhere. It permeates our cultural discourse on the subject.

Is there something about the idea of love-as-violence that people find attractive? Do romantic people all really want to get in some life-or-death struggle of the heart, with danger and sharp edges and dirty tricks and theft and bruising and bleeding, where the eventual winner has claimed their trophy by climbing over the corpses of everyone else? And do they fancy themselves the bloodied, bruised, murderous champion; or the helpless prize to be fought over, without agency of their own?


...


or we could, you know, not do that. Because frankly those both sound awful.



We could instead tell stories about people being people, together. About communication. About trying to understand one another. About adults acting like adults and trying to resolve romantic problems by talking to one another.

Short-circuit the damn triangle. Break the cycle. For the sake of all things warm and bright and fuzzy in this world, if you all care about each other, if you all could be happy together, at least try. At least try. Please.

And you know, maybe things don't work out. Love is complicated. Opening up to people is scary. Understanding people is difficult. Communication is inexact. Monoamory is a thing, even if I feel pretty strongly that it's not actually anywhere near as common as society claims.

Some people just don't work together. Sometimes, that won't be obvious until they try. There is uncertainty, there is risk, there is cause for fear and worry and anxiety; there is reason to wonder can this work out? There is room for feelings to be hurt; for mistakes to be made.

There is, in short, drama. A story does not suddenly become a primrose path, bereft of risk or uncertainty or tension just because the characters realize that love need not be a fight. It simply becomes a story where love is treated as something aspirational, something to live up to, something warm and precious and bright; instead of an awful, sharp, bloody thing, to be fought over and stolen.

...

...this has wandered rather far afield...

-just, I don't know. Doesn't that sound more interesting? Doesn't that sound nicer? More like the sort of life one would actually enjoy living?




Fiona Zartaj, dear heart - good luck. There are no guarantees in this matter, but that cuts both ways - nothing says you're going to fail.
On the night of Walpurgis, under an artificial sky, an artificial moon, a reflection of the dark side's light, the night when the fight to claim me as a noble began...
This is kind of a random aside but one of my favorite little bits of cultural witchiness is that Saint Walburga is a saint invoked for protection from witches; and so, naturally - well, no, probably no one ever actually did this, but my understanding is that the folklore goes like - on the night of the feast of Saint Walburga, Walpurgisnacht, witches and demons would gather on the Brocken to hold their own festival, Hexennacht, in protest. A sort of medieval anti-prom, if you will.

As someone who identifies rather more with witches than with 8th century saintesses, I do take a certain pleasure in knowing that Walpurgisnacht has been, to a rather large degree, usurped in the popular consciousness by that same witches' festival.

(I would feel a little bit bad for Walburga, but her feast day has, in the intervening centuries, been moved to the 25th of February. So everything's okay! She gets her feast day, the witches of central Germany get their party, and no schedules actually conflict any more.)
 
"Venereal" diseases derive their name from venery - an archaic word for hunting (itself derived from venor, the Latin for "to chase, to pursue") - which should immediately start ringing some warning bells.
Wiktionary it say:

Article:
From Middle English venereal, venerealle ("of or relating to sexual intercourse"), from Latin venereus, venerius ("of or relating to sexual love"),[1] from Venus ("Roman goddess of love")[2] (from Proto-Indo-European *wenh₁- ("to love")) + -eus, -ius (suffix forming adjectives from nouns).


(There appears to be some dispute over which PIE stem Latin venor "to hunt" derives from.)
 
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Infopost: Miri and Nezha's future, love triangles, totally real anime
Alright, now that that's sorted, not only will I click the 'open voting' button I previously forgot about, I've got a few things I wanna chat about...

First off, I want to take a moment to talk about A Shadow Resides, the quest this one is a spinoff/backup feature of, because Hate You Forever directly connects to it, and for readers of that quest, contains a variety of implications for the future and views of storyline elements that have only been faintly hinted at prior to now.

So! For those who aren't aware, Miriaria Alphonse is one of the principal characters in A Shadow Resides, which this quest is a prequel (of a sort) to. Taking place on Earth in what was once the Bay Area in a world that came back from the brink of destruction, A Shadow Resides' story takes place approximately twenty-five years after this one, long after the events currently being depicted (and interfered with).

Five years from now, the Earth-based conflict known as the 'Raven War' saw, among other things, the destruction of the Assault Cells, so it is now possible to descend to Earth...though the other way around is much trickier.

In ASR, Miri is the head administration of the city's branch of the Raven mercenary organization Collared, while in secret funding a subversive paramilitary organization that performs armed intervention known as Line Ark. Widely known to the City as Mother, and always shadowed by her mysterious bodyguard Nezha...

And a refugee of the 'Colony War'.

Suffice it to say that things didn't work out well for them.

Since this is, in fact, a major fucking spoiler for A Shadow Resides, I'm going to put in in spoiler tags, just in case you want to go read that quest yourself and be surprised. (This is from the 'Nostalgia' chapter of ASR.)

...with her doll properly unconscious, and now suckling at her breast, freed of the confines of the bindings she favored, Miriaria Alphonse feeds her most precious possession - the one thing she would never leave behind, before all else she has ever owned - and tenderly holds her to her body.

Yes...

how nostalgic.

But, there is a secret Miri holds, even from her doll - even from, at times, herself.

No matter how many years it has been, no matter how much she knows this was her doll's fate and desire, no matter how far away such things are from the surface of the poisoned Earth...

Miri cannot, truly, ever give up on the name 'Nezha'.

And in her heart, still burns a cold rage against those who punished, and stripped the name from, the noble - the Raven - once known as Nezha Zartaj.

Once, long ago...

A member of the Five Families. An equal to Miriaria herself in station.

Even as Nezha would have wanted this, craved this to her very core...the decision was robbed of her. Forced upon her. Even if Nezha will never regret it, the hatred still burns within Miri as fiercely as it did upon that day.

(Her fingertips cradle Nezha's neck - upon the place where the woman's AMS implants were scoured and burnt, never to be returned again.)

A woman from Jupiter - a different one than Shamir RaviRavi, it seems - and the Hanazuki family saw her lose her first chance at revolution against a world which would harm the things most precious to her, over twenty years ago.

But no matter how much she loses, no matter how many times she has to rebuild everything with only Nezha to her name...

Miriaria Alphonse, the woman the City knows as 'Mother', will stop at nothing to create a world where Nezha could be happy. Where if - or rather, when - she made the decision to give up her name and face, her autonomy, and become her doll...she makes it of her own free will, not because it is the only alternative to a fate worse than death.

And anything that stands in her way - enemy, ally, or anything in between - is a tool to be used in her neverending battle to create that world. Even the people she loves, with all of her heart.

We haven't seen Vincent Hamilton or Yuina Zartaj yet, of course. (Though there was a reference I cut in one of the early chapters of the current arc to Dr. Hamilton writing a book Himeko was familiar with, which Rose Sun-lin of the Fourth Order kept on her shelf.) They could still be out there, but...

well.

Uchujo, telling a story by changing it from the very beginning, is a chance to make things right. To do it over, and prevent, or at the very least win, the Colony War. And, if love is enough...

then we'll let it show. 🖤



Right. I mentioned @Thelxiope in Hate You Forever; she's the friend who talked about love triangles. She kinda posted a bunch here before I got to this, though, so I'll go reply to that specific post later! (Right now I'm a bit occupied for that, and I need some time to think about it anyway...plus, um, kiiiiiiinda want more votes. Cough, cough.

But just for posterity, I'd just like to repost what she's said about them the first time around in Contact with the Enemy here for everyone, because it's sort of inherent in the philosophy being used to pursue this relationship:

I understand that any romantic advice I offer is kinda backseat handholding and all, since I'm aro; but I really don't get why this conclusion is so rare.

The zero-sum love triangle is really uncomfortable. "Who's going to win the girl/boy/enby?" is bizarrely adversarial. And it's creepy! You can't "win" or "steal" someone's affections. Both because people are not objects, and because everything I know about human beings suggests to me that love flat out doesn't even work like that. It is, astonishingly, not all that hard to love more than one person. That's why love triangles even exist! If A didn't have feelings for both B and C, there'd be no reason for B and C to be fighting!

But if you accept that people can love more than one person - which oughtn't be hard, since it is literally the foundation of all love triangles; and that there's no reason why a relationship must be a pair, which is a pretty easy extension ... all of those perverse incentives for B and C to fight vanish like smoke.

And so, because love isn't a zero-sum game, because there doesn't have to be a 'loser', not really ... I don't see why Faust's solution doesn't happen more. Faust doesn't like Beepatrice! But she acknowledges that Beeps has feelings that are as valid and as meaningful as her own, and that Lyle reciprocates them; and so her only option is to try to negotiate. To treat Beeps and Lyle as adults and actually talk to them like they are people. To find a way for all of them to be happy.

She's, um, not good at it. That's okay, though. She's making an attempt, flawed as it is. She's trying.

Frankly, I would much rather read a story about "Okay, is it possible for all of us to be happy together? And if so, how?" than yet another story about "Who wins the girl/boy/enby and who gets to be sad and alone forever?"

One of those stories is about being people together, about communication, about understandings and misunderstandings. About love.

The other is about treating people like objects, romance like violence, and love like it should be hoarded jealously rather than shared.

I really don't get mainstream romantic fiction! It's honestly low-key terrifying.

And yes, it is usually more complicated than that in the real world, but not always. And even if this weren't clearly a case where this would be the ideal solution, a case where it's entirely likely that even in the original scenario this would end with Miri and Yuina having co-ownership of Nezha's heart (and each other's), this definitely isn't the real world and it'll probably work out?

There'll be a lot of challenges even when taking the 'speedrun' route, here. Some of which were hinted at in the chapter, in fact. But this will make things a little easier on everyone, won't it? 🖤

More commentary on @Thelxiope's post in this thread soon, once some votes trickle in!



You may have noticed the thread got renamed, and a new cover image! I've refreshed the OP as well, but I figured I'd reproduce it here so people didn't have to check:

Uchujo (宇宙女): Becoming a 'Lady of the Universe' in Another World!


(1983) Uchujo: Becoming a 'Lady of the Universe' in Another World!
Television show, animated, 52 episodes
Produced by Dean Learner, directed by Michiyamenotehi Funana (disputed)
Available now on Blu-Ray, DVD, Laserdisc, VHS, CED, U-Matic, and zoetrope


Alternate titles: Becoming a Space Noblewoman in Another World! (alternate title), 異世界の宇宙の淑女になる! ('I sekai no uchū no shukujo ni naru!', original title), ('Uchū no shukujo!', original alternate title), 宇宙女 ('Uchujo', obligatory isekai nickname that only makes sense if you know the original Japanese title)
IMDb Rating: 1.9⭐
Amazon Rating: ⭐⭐
Top reviewers state: 'gayer than Dirty Pair', 'what is this SJW shit', 'wasn't this not an isekai before now? i swear this was completely different when i first watched it! what's going on D:'


In 1983, a landmark Japanese-British co-production was attempted, following on the success of the British localization of Supermarionation-inspired Japanese tokusatsu show X Bomber (1980) as Star Fleet (1982), with the obvious logic of attempting to create an anime with British assistance that could appeal to both the Japanese and British markets. Set in a world where future technology melded with a rose-tinged aesthetic of nobility (inspired by The Rose of Versailles, itself a crossover success), it has long since been forgotten, only a scant few low-quality VHS copies from early fansubbers (with hardsubs and terrible translations) were known to exist, passed around in hushed whispers by fans of girls' love who wondered how anything so possibly explicitly Sapphic could exist on television in the year 1982. More modern viewers have expressed interest due to its presaging of the 'isekai' subgenre so popular in the 2010s and into the 2020s.

Unfortunately, the producers on the Japanese side didn't have a lot of money, so their ambitious project was ultimately funded by a publisher of gentleman's literature (and the occasional horror novel) who wished to get into television, Dean Learner.

This doomed the project from the start, and also resulted in a string of mysterious unsolved murders!

One element of controversy appears to involve plagiarism on the Japanese side. While Hideaki Anno's tendency to disappear suddenly in a puff of logic whenever the subject comes up prevents investigations into whether footage was swiped for the 1988 OVA known in the west as Gunbuster, an ongoing lawsuit against video game developer FromSoftware may yet bear fruit.

Because the series has finally been found!

Now, for the first time on Canadian television (it had a brief run in Peru), this long-forgotten series is now being shown to the world, in a lovingly restored film print that definitely hasn't been sitting in a damp warehouse since the 80s, only found during an investigation into said unsolved murders.

This is Uchujo, an anime which is definitely, totally, and completely real.


And as a bonus for those of you who have been reading thus far, here's the one joke I cut (@Radmelon suggested it would sound more plausible this way):

(On a related note: the music was supposed to be from Brian May of Queen, but unfortunately, at the time he was trapped in a time loop where he had to prevent a robot uprising by, ironically, refusing to compose music for infamous kusoge classic, Rise of the Robots. Instead, a variety of music was stolen from various sources in the relative future through a grant from the Garth Marenghi Foundation, set up to harness psychokinetic abilities in underprivileged kids.)

(Fun fact: someone over on the QQ crosspost thought this was a real anime when I made those jokes in the Science Lesson!)



Right! All that sorted. Next omake will probably be a science lesson on 'the Earth Sphere' as a concept (and Lagrange points), guest starring our friendly neighborhood psychologist...or that 'the person watching Uchujo' idea. Look forward to it!

I'll also post a recap of the first story arc of A Shadow Resides, too~

In any case, thanks for reading Uchujo, or its rare alternate title, How to Stop Competing With Other Women and Start Dating Them!
 
[X][Test Flight] ...Beatrice! Hey, can you help me out with this one?

eh Meido seems as good as any to ask. Path of the Maidand all.

[X][Date] ...actually, I'm thinking about this all wrong. Vincent may not be as ignorant of the matter as I believe - why not ask him about it first? Reasoning through the situation with an outsider would be helpful, right?
-[X][Date] Phrase your hopefully mutual attraction to Miri and Nezha in such terms that conflate 'want to be like them' with 'want them'. Vincent might get where we're coming from this way, maybe?



I have zero ideas for how to go about ir myself so I'll once again trust the birb in this.
 
[X][Date] ...actually, I'm thinking about this all wrong. Vincent may not be as ignorant of the matter as I believe - why not ask him about it first? Reasoning through the situation with an outsider would be helpful, right?
-[X][Date] Phrase your hopefully mutual attraction to Miri and Nezha in such terms that conflate 'want to be like them' with 'want them'. Vincent might get where we're coming from this way, maybe?



I have zero ideas for how to go about ir myself so I'll once again trust the birb in this.
Huh. I wonder why I included Vincent in those options. It's definitely just for advice from a trusted friend on how to be hot lesbians together in a smooth and comfortable fashion, right? There's no way that'll make anyone jealous, right? Just thinking of three girls together, squished into place against one another, with smouldering looks, there's nothing tempting about that, right? No one would want to join in, right?

...right?

...right?!?

EDIT: To be even more clear, 'yuri' is not a lie. (Unless you want your lesbians to be gold star, which, uh...look, I'm already trans, that ship has already fucking sailed, regardless of if this isn't true in-character for the Blue-Eyed Zartaj.)
 
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