(OOC NOTE: Using
@hfdt123 's character with his permission here)
"Oh..uh.... I'm Joseph Kirz. Would you Mind telling me your name and what happened here? I'm pretty sure Drake was conscious and IV-bag-less not that long ago."
Dimly, I heard voices in the background. The next voice I recognized as belonging to Juneau through my haze of confusion and heavy eyelids. "Ah, I'm USS Juneau, CL-52." I heard the rustling of clothing as I guess she curtsied or bowed to whomever had asked for her name. I tried to rub my eyes and get them to open, but I found that they were restrained after a slight, careful tug. The slight sensation and faded memory of something inside them surfaced in my mind, so I halted any other attempts to struggle. Instead, I basked in the warm, soft-yet-hard feeling of my pillow and listened to the continuing conversation.
I heard some more shuffling and then the sound of the table groaning slightly from someone leaning heavily upon. "Nice to meet you, Miss Juneau. So then, what happened here? Why are those three covered in bandages and hooked up to IV stands? For that matter, why did that happen
here of all place?"
"Ah, we were fighting yesterday, and their hulls were all badly damaged. I guess," Her voice shrank in on itself until her words were barely more than a whisper. "I guess the hull damage was reflected back onto them. I couldn't be with them, because Commander Self assigned me to protect our carrier during the battle in case any more enemies showed up. Their injuries are my fault for letting them do-Eh?!?" Her vocal spiral in despair was cut off by a soft rubbing sound, occasionally interrupted by a series of flesh -a hand maybe?- patting on hair, and then followed up by the gentle sound of compressed bones and flesh. I could only guess someone was hugging her. Good for her, and well done by whomever was reassuring her.
"C-Commander! A-aurora! W-why? Why are you wasting your attention on me?" Juneau sounded like she was still on the verge of bawling her eyes out. I thought I had had issues when I was younger during the war and losing friends on the frontlines while I sat safely back in an office or lab to design, build, and test practical, mundane equipment for my friends to hopefully keep more of them alive. I could only wonder how at poorly Juneau viewed herself. I cracked a slight smile at the thought that I would need to boost her Self-esteem later.
I heard Aurora's accented voice first in response. "You are...my friend. Have helped me much despite knowing what monster I was before. I owe debt to you all, and I will pay it back anyway I can. You are good person, Juneau. If one tell other, I show what how hard fist of Tzars, Soviets, and Federation breaks faces. Understand, my friend?" Juneau sniffled and mumbled out an agreeing sound.
The other guy, Joseph shifted uneasily in his seat from the sounds of the bench. "Uh, I don't know what the deal is here, but I'm here if you need help too? Uh, your turn, um Commander Buckmaster, ma'am?"
The silence for the next minute was deafening until I heard Atlanta coughed. "So yeah, about the injuries? We all walked out of Yorkie's sickbay feeling as fine as could be, but I at least noticed after the Lieutenant Smith, um, incident that I was not feeling as well as I had yesterday morning before the fighting. So, I made sure to get extra food and sat with everyone and just chilled while Boss
devoured everything on his plate and then leaned into Lady-Boss here," I guessed she waved in Jack's direction given the pause in her words to let herself breathe as well. "He was really out of things, and I guess he didn't realize that he's a
shipdude now and needs a lot more food than normally, especially after being badly hurt and missing two meals to boot. Well, next you know, Lady-Boss sees an old buddy and tags out with Ice-Cole," She giggled lightly at the bad pun as her sister sighed heavily from the - Ah, I get it, well-played Atlanta - distracting pun.
"Boss by this point is so out of sorts that he doesn't even know that he's cuddling a very-cute-acting Ice-Cole and making her embarrassed. I guess she didn't realize how much of a beating she had taken, because she was just ignoring the pain or something like how Ice-Cole shrugged off two nukes and had to be sunk as targets, laughing at the effort it took to sink them."
Joseph's voice crackled a little, "U-uh, okay? But how they did get from then to now?"
Atlanta's indignant voice chimed out, "I'm gettin' there! Sheesh, you gotta appreciate the process of the story, okay?"
Joseph sighed as I finally found the strength to crack my left eye open and see that my 'pillow' was somewhere in Cole's lap or on her stomach. I wisely stayed quiet for the moment as Atlanta continued. "So, where was I?"
"Um, 'Ice-Cole' laughing at nukes?" I could hear the trepidation in his voice as I looked at his head propped up by his arm while resting his elbow on the table through my barely-open eyelid.
"Oh yeah, thanks! Alright, so she's stupidly tough, almost to the point of being actually stupid when she's trying to just walk off massive injuries off like this morning. It's not a bad thing, since she feels it's her job to be out and fighting her enemies every possible moment. She just overdoes it."
I could see Joseph's shoulders sag slightly as Atlanta continued her tangential topic. "Um, so what does that mean?"
Atlanta giggled at the question. "What it means~ is that she doesn't know A) how to handle herself around cute guys like Boss," I felt my cheeks burn from the compliment while the younger guy rolled his eyes at the remark, "Hey! I'm serious! She must like him some too, since she put up with all of it as well! I mean, normally she 'won't take any crap from any piece of shit calling himself God's Gift to Women or Shipgirls,' you know what I mean?"
Joseph straightened at the audience-response prompting. "Yeah, I guess? I don't know her though."
I could hear Atlanta's verbal shrug that followed, "Yeah, well, take my word for it. She's a major hardass if 'she don' like you non', ya haear?'" I rolled my eye at her overstated accent, but I still smiled at it. Given the lambasting Cole had delivered earlier -however incorrect she had been for doing it- to that Lieutenant, I found myself agreeing with Atlanta on her point. I wonder if I could give her a nickname? Maybe 'Altie' like one of the girls in my Dagorhir circles? That could work. Around this time, I was finally able to start opening my right eye for the first time of the day, but I still couldn't see anything with it due to its bandages. I noticed Joseph glance over at me, but he shrugged and looked back over to where Atlanta was talking.
"Anyway, part B is that Ice-Cole isn't very aware of when she
is really messed up like she was after yesterday and still was this morning. Of course, this leads into the third part for her which is that she doesn't quite understand the phrase 'downtime' either. You wanna know what she's been doing since the Abyssal War ended?"
Joseph gave a long-suffering sigh. "No, but I get the feeling you're going to tell me anyway no matter how I answer."
Atlanta laughed loudly at his response. "Of course I am! I'm a captive speaker and the only person who's willing to talk here. Much as I love my sister Juneau here," At the mention of her name, said shipgirl gave a cute squeak before looking around frantically only to then be calmed down by the whispers from the Russian shipgirl to her. "Huh, that was funny. Right, well, much as I love her, you were lucky that Juneau said as much to you as she did given everything. Hey! Stop poking me, Russkie!"
Then Aurora rebuked Atlanta, "Stay on topic. Worse than young child and losing audience to kick."
Atlanta exhaled loudly. "Fiiiine. So, Ice-Cold
never stood down from ready-alert. Aux. Command assigned her a Coastie liaison I think, so they could keep her occupied the whole time. Didn't take up any hobbies or the like, just constant rotations of sleep, eat, and work since the war ended. Hell, since she was summoned really. And God forbid her from not being super-serious or -angry mode that whole time."
Joseph gave her an incredulous look while I stared at my nearly-empty bags hanging over me. "That's...uh...really bad, right?"
Atlanta barked out her laugh. "Of course it is! She's been burning out mentally, and she was only lacking the physical injuries to take her out of the active-duty line-up!" Joseph recoiled slightly from her loud voice. "Oh, uh, sorry about that. It's kinda depressing for me to admit it, but I was partially responsible for her ending up here when Salt Lake City enlisted me to get her to relax a bit with the typical World of Warships gig. It sorta worked though. "
Joseph buried his face in his hands. "Can we
please just get to the end of your story?"
Atlanta huffed. "Geez! The nerve of some peo-Ow! Stop pinching me, Aurora!"
"Get to point little cruiser."
"I'm either a light cruiser or a destroyer leader, not 'little!' Anyway, I guess you have a point." Aurora snickered triumphantly. Wait, how was it possible for her to do that? Was it some Russian secret skill? "Right, so Boss is all-but-entirely leaning on Ice-Cold at this point when he freaks out and ends up falling down her chest and into her lap. He hadn't eaten enough to make up for what his body used to heal itself by that, so he's suffering from low everything at least point."
Joseph blinked. "Wait, you said 'down her chest,' right? Did he...?" He trailed off as my ears began burning in my embarrassment.
Atlanta snickered. "Yep! Exactly what you think. Now, to be fair, he didn't do that on purpose and was trying frantically to pull himself up onto the table, but he just couldn't manage it. So, at this point he's mumbling about 'not okay' or something, and everyone is more than a bit worried. Hell. even Ice-Cole has gone from annoyed about the impromptu collision to being worried over his left arm that was straining to pull him up and failing miserably. And that's when that bearded crazy guy shows up, calling Boss...Umm, give me a sec."
Joseph sighed. "You know, I don't think that's really relevant to my original question."
Atlanta got excited by that. "YES IT IS! Just give me a moment! It was something weird and really relevant...and Russian! Russian, Russian, Russian...." I felt sorry for Aurora, because I heard her facepalm and knew that no one would ever want Borealis as a part of their nation.
I licked my lips, moistening them, and said, in a passable imitation of my favorite madman's voice, "'Comrade-Creater-Captain,' is the phrase you're looking for." Immediately, I saw Joseph smirk triumphantly at the confirmation that I had been awake for a decent part of the story.
Atlanta's response was hilariously delayed. "Oh, thanks Boss. So, anyway, bearded dude comes out from under the tab-WAIT! Boss! You're awake! I thought you were going to be out for the whole day!"
I dryly chuckled. "Well, like you said earlier about me being a shipdude, I guess Borealis hadn't processed it either, since he's both a part of my ship's crew and my mind."
Atlanta choked slightly on her would-be response as I heard Jack's voice from the other side of the table. "Tiger...was that really him?" Her voice was unexpectedly small and insecure.
I nodded, not that she could see that, "Yeah, that was him." She giggled uncertainly at my reply. I watched as the bags over me edged ever closer to being empty. I began to worry about getting air into my bloodstream right as the bags emptied and the flow cut off. "Huh, that's handy. Hey, Joseph, right?" He nodded and got up. "Could you give me a hand with this?" I idly noticed that Cole's bags were still more than half-full, which was really odd since we had the same number and size of bags.
Joseph grabbed a first aid kit from one of the walls and brought it over. "Yeah, what can I do?" I nodded towards the needles. "Okay, but what do I do?"
I inhaled deeply and then let it out slowly to keep myself calm. I couldn't expect anyone and everyone to have as much first-aid training as I had. I spoke clearly and slowly, just to be safe. "I need you to take some of the gauze bandages and press down over where the needles go into my arm. Once you've done that, cleanly remove the needle right back the way it came. Got it?" I thought about the instructions for a moment. "Oh, and put on some of the medical gloves that should be in there." He nodded and began rummaging through the first aid kit.
After a bit, he pulled out the supplies needed, showed them to me to confirm they were correct, and then got to work. After he finished my left arm, he took care of my right arm with a bit of assistance from me. Once done, he looked at me. "That wasn't so bad. Uh, now what do I do?"
I smiled. "Now we wrap up my arms, and someone can go find a biohazard disposal bin."
Juneau chose that moment to re-enter the conversation. "I can do that if Aurora lets go of me."
"Da. It is done." And then I watched Juneau rise up over the top of the table to grace me with a comforting smile before jogging off to find that disposal bin. Meanwhile, Joseph and I finished bandaging up my arms as Aurora watch in curiosity.
That was about the time that Calcifer and Tenryuu walked back into the main area as I stretching my arms and enjoying the freedom to move them while still resting on Cole's stomach. I was more comfortable than I was willing to admit, and I didn't want to rush getting up this time and cause a repeat accident with Borealis.
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Tenryū beat me to the mess. Considering she had a head start on me and was far from "slow", this wasn't exactly what one would call unexpected.
The view was certainly nice, though.
I pulled up short next to Tenryū, still carrying my share of the bottles. We'd also grabbed some glasses for the drinks on the way out - though of course there's a point where trying to catty more of something is just dangerous, so what we were able to carry was probably nowhere near enough for if most of the group wanted a share of the drinks. Hopefully not. Or hopefully we'd be able to get more glasses at some point, if the worst came to pass.
Tenryū frowned lightly as she scanned the room. "Seems a lot emptier than when we left," she noted.
I nodded in agreement. "Where'd everybody go?" I wondered aloud, loud enough for someone in the room to hear.
Those worrying thoughts of Borealis aside, I waved to Calcifer as he walked back into the mess hall carrying a good number of bottles and such. Looking at the two of them as Tenryuu let Cal catch up to her, they seemed a bit closer and more comfortable with each than they had been earlier. I guess there really wasn't anything quite like picking out alcohol with others to bond with them. I rolled my shoulders to work out the kinks only to freeze as two hands lazily grabbed my hair. "Stahp ti-ticklin' meh, Saltie. Lemme sleep." Cole's sleepy voice almost made me jolt were it not for her hands gripping my hair and my guess that she was somehow sleep-talking. How long had I been asleep? Judging by my watch, it didn't seem to have been very long, so had Borealis used too-little sedative for keeping us unconscious for very long?
Turning my head just enough to not strain my eyes by constantly looking out of the corners of them and to not have Cole pull out my hair, I looked over at Cal. "I don't know, because they must have left while I passed out. You seem to be doing better by a bit now. Work things out alright?"
I noticed Joseph nudge my foot. "So, who the Hell was that Borealis character anyway? Short verion please. That other girl might enjoy telling stories, but she
really needs to get sidetracked less."
I sighed and grimaced slightly as Cole's grip tightened slightly before loosening. "Short version, huh? Give me a moment." He nodded, giving me the time to compose my thoughts properly. "Okay, to be blunt, he is a superpowered one-man army with intelligence and skills beyond any human comparison. He has lived for over nine hundred years and sworn to protect humanity from all outside threats, founding an organization over eight hundred years old to help him with that. On top of that, he is the epitome of
functionally insane in that he uses his madness to prevent himself from going further insane and to remain a relatively-decent-and-moral individual. He's not exactly a character though. When I game as him, I don't have some little box of characterization labelled 'Borealis.' Instead, I
become Borealis for all intents and purposes." I waved in my guesstimation of where Jack was currently. "That's what Jack's problem might have been. It's kinda hard to come to terms with the insanity of your boyfriend that he uses as a coping mechanism. How is she doing, by the way?"
Joseph looked over in my presumed direction of Jack. "Well, she looks pretty shell-shocked right now, but I think she'd be hugging the Hell out of you if she didn't have that other girl in her lap. Speaking of her and the one you're laying on," I felt heat rise to me cheeks, "Why did you drain your bags so much quicker?"
I frowned. I hadn't noticed or realized that there was a difference. "I, uh, I don't know? Bullshit shipgirl magic maybe?"
We shared a few chuckles over that.