I decided that the little...expedition that I had led on had stagnated, so instead of waiting or pressing the subject I opted for secret option number three.
Walking away whilst yawing the tired French/Irish/American I was.
I paced forward, tugging my jacket to keep the collar near my face when I noticed a peculiar sight....a man, with some bloodied bandages here and there, leaning on a rather gorgeous looking woman who was having a conversation with another girl. The guy looked like he was on his last legs,....poor dude.
I shuffled over, staring at the injured guy.
"You okay, man?"
I looked over the other tired guy and gave him a thumbs-up with my left hand. "I..I'm okay. Honestly, I'm," I drew out the 'm' sound plenty in an unintentional slurring, "'m just a bit tired. Could use a nap. Not gonna get one with it being daylight now. Dun sleep well in...in...daylight. Any light really though."
As I turned back to Cal to hear his response, I saw an oddly-familiar bearded man wearing a ushanka creep along the wall of the mess hall in perhaps the least-stealthy manner ever. In fact, when he noticed my attention and waved vigorously in an indication to not tell anyone. I gave him an idle thumbs-up too which then drew Cole's attention away from...something? She was talking from above me, which was weird. "What are you doing, Self? Are you going crazy on us?"
"Ummm," I slurred my words again this time, although I interrupted it by grabbing a glass of water to quench my thirst slightly. I couldn't think of any plausible story, so I just told her the truth instead. "I'm just giving a thumbs-up to one of my delusions. I thought I just saw one of my favorite Exalted characters ever sneaking in here with a big old backpack on him in probably the worst way possible."
I felt the stares of the others on me at that moment. Atlanta spoke up next, actual concern in her voice. "Boss, are you sure you're okay?"
"I'm...I'm just
fine!" I almost spat the last word out. Why was everyone asking me that?
Right about then, Harder and Akatsuki arrived at the table. Harder dropped his plate - ham and eggs, it looked like - on the table with a clatter. "Yep," he growled. "Complete prick." He sat down and added, "Juneau and Self here handled it pretty well, though," nodding to the two in question. I nodded, filing the information from Harder and the girl I hadn't met before
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away for later, before peering distractedly at the colourful box of cereal Akatsuki had set on the table next to her bowl.
...Were those
cornflakes or
sugarflakes?
For some reason, I felt like running away.
I grinned at the couple's little antics while Tenryū answered. "'M fine. Still alive, aren't I? And I'm healing faster than usual anyways; should be better by this afternoon. Not that that stops
some people from getting all overprotective..."
"You were fugging
sunk," Harder replied.
"Forgive us"
me "for being a little worried about you after that," I added dryly. Akatsuki made a little noise of agreement and gave Tenryū a doleful look. Tenryū grimaced in a way that said she
knew all that and she
understood, but that didn't mean she had to
like it.
I froze with my coffee mug halfway to my face, then forced myself to finish the sip and set the cup back down. "I'm... functional," I eventually answered.
Not fine. I know I'm not fine. Even as asleep as I was, I remembered to check each ship that I passed on my way here to make sure that they were all still afloat, that everyone was still alive.
Tenryū gave me a sidelong look. Yeah, she wasn't buying that for a second, was she?
It was interesting to think that Jack knew one of the people who had just walked in. Considering they hadn't been at the briefing the other day so far as I could remember, they'd probably only very recently turned up. 'Course, I hadn't a
clue who they were myself. "Sara", apparently.
Then Jack stood up to go say hello to "Sara". Which was perfectly reasonable. Except the method she used to deal with Self, who had started nodding off on Jack's shoulder, was to call the girl who had been talking earlier - "Cole", I suppose - over and lean Self up against her. And then Self started
cuddling her as he dozed off. And Cole
blushed - which wouldn't be too remarkable, considering the position she was in, except my only other real interaction with her so far had been her calling someone I'd never met a "prick", so it was a bit
incongruent.
Harder was busy with his food and, if my read on him was right, he probably wouldn't care a whit anyways. Akatsuki was in the middle of her second bowl of "cereal" and seemed just slightly too innocent to pick up on the byplay. Tenryū and I shared a Look. It went:
Is... Is this what I think it is?
I dunno. Maybe?
I muttered, "I thought Self and Jack were..." before realizing I was actually talking aloud and cutting myself off with an awkward cough.
"So," I began as though nothing else had been said, plastering a smile on my face, "I don't think we've met before. Calcifer Improvisation, at your service."
I drowsily caught Cal's words, but they were confusing to me in my sleepy state. It was also annoying reminder of why I could not and would not fall asleep here. My ears and hearing were still as keen and aware as ever, and I was very sensitive to sounds and such. I was resting on and hugging Jack, wasn't I? I looked to my side above me -words were hard when I was this tired- realized that it was not Jack's hair above me. Instead, I saw the silver hair of Cole, and my mind surged in an effort to regain full awareness once more. Meanwhile, I distantly heard Cole introducing herself. "USS
Pensacola, lead ship of the same cruiser class, so tough that it took a world war, two nuclear blasts, and sustained shelling to sink me and
Salt Lake City. You don't get much tougher than us despite being treaty cruisers.. Apparent caretaker of this division right now too." More than a bit of bitterness shaded her words, but there was an underlying sense of pride too. Pride in her sister ships, in her toughness, and in being trusted to take care of the division -and me?- by Jack with her not-here and me struggling to wake up really.
And yet, I struggled to summon up the energy to be active which was strange to say the least. Normally, I would only act like this when it was late evening or I had over-exerted myself. I suddenly recalled what I had done so impulsively earlier when dealing with that scumbag officer on top of what had happened to me yesterday. I unwrapped my arm from Cole's waist and attempted to sit upright and drink more fluids. My whole body felt oddly heavily and in a way that felt unnatural. It was not the encumberance of thick bandages or clothing, but rather it was the slowness of a body lacking the resources to move quickly.
Which is why my attempt to sit upright while mumbling about fluids incoherently instead resulted in me lifting my head off of Cole's shoulder by a few inches. After that, I lost the war with gravity and slumped down entirely into Cole's lap, briefly colliding with both portions of her chest. It was then that I mumbled loudly. "'M not okay. Not okay at all."
Pensacola looked down into her lap -at me- in disbelief. "Self, the Hell is wrong with you?" I tried to say something in response, but my tongue felt like it was made of lead and likewise to my other limbs. Still, I kept my left arm on top of the table in repeated attempts to pull myself back up. After two more failed attempts, Cole's disbelief and confusion shifted into worry. "Hey," she said while tapping me on my shoulder, "are you okay?" I slowly turned and lifted my head out of her lap twice in the use of most of my body's remaining strength in a not-okay-gesture.
Shifting my gaze to the admittedly nice view of legs under the table, I surprised to see a very bearded face of a man wearing a ushanka. And when he spoke, I felt a part of me inside jump with joy as another part died in despair. "Ah! Greetings Comrade-Captain-Creator!" He paused for a moment of contemplation with a gloved hand rubbing his chin that was somewhere underneath his beard. "Or is Comrade-Creator-Captain? I do not know which! All that matter is that it is good to see you!"
His exuberance was palpable as was my horrified and amazed expression at one of my fictional characters showing up in front. "Now, I am here to give you medicine. I cannot fight like Great Frozen Badass that am because of boring rules, but they control you, so they control me. Now, you were very naughty and did not have blood or nutrient drips after battle yesterday." He pointed and waved a very admonishing index finger at me. "Your...'waifu's doctor, is right word yes?" He looked to me for clarification.
"Uhhh, girlfriend is the word you want. Not married."
He shrugged at me. "Not matter much in long run, yes?" My deeply-blushing face told him everything he needed to know and thus he grinned very broadly. "Good! You not lying to yourself. Very funny, yessss?"
"I cannot believe I am talking to a delusion." I looked up at Cole's face to see her very confused expression and staring at me. Looking back under the table, I could see Juneau, Atlanta, and Aurora all staring in stupefaction as well with Aurora actually smiling at the limited Solar Exalt. A look of horror dawned over my face.
"Oh God, you're not a delusion."
Borealis smiled back at me with the pride of a father. "Very good! Now..." He came out from underneath the table, pulling his massive -FROST-COVERED? How is that even possible?- pack out with him and began pulling out various things from like a hospital room or something like that. Even several IV bags....
My brain began to catch up on what he said, and how I knew he functioned. "You're...yerrr gonna put me to sleep, aren't you?"
He smiled broadly again. "I would never
lie to you about anything like that. Now, please say 'Ahhhhh.' "
Thrown off by him suddenly going into full-professionalism mode, I could only sputter before saying, "You, you didn't even answer my question! What's up with that suspiciousness, Huuu-"
As I slurred the last word, he chose that moment to carefully, accurately, and swiftly jab me with a needle cleared of air bubbles a moment before.
"Close enough."
I could only sigh as I waited for the effects to kick in while He set up the stands for the IV and blood bags. The entire table was struck quiet and dumb by the whirlwind of a man. "The Hell are you trying do? He's my Division's leader, and I'll be damned if I let you do something to him without my approval!" Well, except for Cole, unfortunately for her, this protest got her two jabs of needles.
Borealis waved his admonishing finger at her too. "You have been very bad too. Was going to be nice Marshall, but you force hand! You get treatment now too." He looked over at Atlanta, with one of her arms still in a sling.
"Will you be problem too?"
She shook her head frantically. "Nope! I'll be good! I'll watch Boss and Cole if you want!"
He smiled again. "Good to have at least one good patient. Must come from all of hospitals in namesake city?" Atlanta shrugged as my vision blurred. "Ah, comrades are going under now! Excellent! Now, time to stab very carefully..." his voice trailed off as I passed out and felt Cole above me do likewise. I vaguely sensed pinpricks in my arms, presumably him making the entry points for the IV and blood transfusion bags. I hoped I didn't have trippy dreams from Abyssals again, despite how nicely or well things with Aurora had gone.
I blinked slowly, as a new girl walked up and started talking to Sara. I was confused at first, not immediately recognizing the girl with a reddish-brown ponytail hanging over her shoulder. On the other hand, the girl by my side most certainly did recognize her, if her reaction was anything to go by. Sara's green eyes lit up, as she smiled widely at the other girl. Of course, this just served to further confuse me- and apparently Walker too -considering that type of reaction from Sara was...well...
Odd.
"Jack! It's good to see you too," Sara's smile didn't dim in the slightest, as she looked between the new girl and me, "Admiral, have I told you about Jack?"
"...no?"
She shook her head fondly, before gesturing at 'Jack', which I will note was a totally unassuming name that gave me no idea who the girl in question was. At least with Walker she used that as her last name, which made for 'Ensign Walker' instead of 'Jane'. Then again, clearly Sara knew her well, so...
Maybe a carrier? Didn't look much like a cruiser and was certainly too old to be a destroyer.
"Jacqueline Buckmaster," Sara continued, "Jack, or otherwise known as USS Yorktown."
There was silence as my brain processed that, before it reset upon what Sara had just told me.
Wait...Yorktown...of all carriers? I mean, I haven't seen Enterprise around, but her sister is here? Unless it's the Essex one, but I doubt Sara would be so friendly with her. York on the other hand...they did spend time together during the war, right? I think?
My momentary failing of history knowledge aside, at least I knew who this was now. Better that than someone totally random. At least Yorkt...Jack...was a famous ship. Could have been worse. I had more idea how to act around carriers, than any other ship girl out there. At least, I liked to think I did anyway. I hadn't been slapped by one yet!
"Are you going to say hi or not?" Walker elbowed me in the side, jarring me out of my random thoughts.
I coughed slightly at that, "Right...it's nice to meet you. Commander Derek Jones, Sara's...Admiral. As she never ceases to call me, despite the fact I'll probably never get that high up."
"And a greeaaatttt friend," Walker submitted as well, putting a lot of emphasis on that word.
Damn it Walker.
Meanwhile, Jack saluted the somewhat-scrawny officer before barely restraining her impulse to launch herself into a flying hug at her good friend Sara. Instead, she held the salute before
swiftly walking over to wrap up her old friend in a hug. "It's so good to see you, Sara!" She then pulled back out of the hug after a few moments and actually gave an assessing gaze to man seated beside Sara.
Unlike Sara, Jack had not needed to go hunting or handpicking her commanding officer during the Abyssal War. Instead, Jack had been kept with the little group of ships she had come back with for the duration of the war and often shifted about from place to place, easily shifting from offensive to defensive operations, but typically smaller-scale aside from hyper-important engagements that had called for every ship to participate, like the final operations of the war. Usually, she was commanded by the higher-ups in a theater and employed in those raids and stopgap defensive actions as those higher-ups' riot response. With this reminder of her war service, she wondered how her other friends had been doing and whether they too had been swept up in this new war. She sincerely hoped not as this war already had the signs of being much worse than the last time.
Mentally placing those thoughts back into their places, her eyes swept up and down over the commander twice before assessing Sara's other companion the same way. Mulling over the shorter girl's words, her eyes narrowed and darted from Sara to her commander. Offhandedly, she noticed Tiger slurring his words in the way he only did while utterly exhausted. Tiger was in good care though, and Cole was too rough-tough-rumble-and-tumble to fall for Tiger. At least, she was fairly confident of that. Jack cast her focus upon the body language of Sara and her commander, wondering if Sara had fallen for her commander like the smaller girl was implying. If so, Jack judged this Derek Jones worthy enough of taking care of her good friend. She smiled broadly at the trio, all traces of assessing suspicion dropping away in the cheerful approval that her friend had finally found someone worthy. "It's a pleasure to meet you, Commander Jones." Her smile then mischievous. "Should you require my approval to court Sara, "She paused for dramatic amusement. Times like these reminded her how much Tiger had obliviously worn down her stalwart professionalism and somehow secured a place in her heart. With Jones and Sara, Jack wondered which one was wearing down the walls of professionalism for the other. Perhaps it was a mutual thing with the other girl serving as a reaction catalyst to enable further and faster wearing away without being affected by it? "...Then you have my approval." She looked back to Sara. "Did you know that Hornet is on-base as well? We need to find her again and have a get-together when war isn't constantly knocking on this base's doorstep."
Around this time, Jack became aware of a very boisterous and accented voice followed by Cole shouting back at the voice. As soon as she saw the tall, bearded, and hat-wearing man towering over Tiger and putting away two syringes he had just used to inject
something into Cole, she felt an eruption of fury and rage begin to rumble from within her chest. This man had
dared harm Cole and possibly Tiger as well? There were some things she could forgive,
but this was not something she would ever forgive. Then, she began to notice the little things: the silver color of his padded and armored jacket, the ushanka,
the beard, the fact his accent could and would shift every word at times, and the complete lack of malice directed to anyone. "Oh no. This...this is not happening." She shook her head in disbelief. "There is
no way that an Exalted character of my boyfriend is actually hooking him and the personification of the USS
Pensacola up to IV and blood bags."
The man finished his tasks as Cole slumped back onto a chair with several blankets folded onto it to serve as a cushion. Once he was done, he whirled about and grinned broadly at Jack. It was a grin that somehow inspired both great joy and great terror within the shipgirl. This duality was only magnified when he opened his mouth and spoke boisteriously, "Ah! Comrade-Captain-Creator's Comrade-Commander-waifu-girlfriend! Good to see you!" Jack buried her face in her hands. There was no way that those words would not come back to haunt her somehow.
She looked up, rubbed her eyes, and looked again. He was still there. "Ah, hello there. Marshall Borealis, correct? I have heard your many stories from Tiger." Her voice was soft and defeated as he came over to sweep her up in a hug.
"That is
so good to hearrrr. Now, come with me and remind me to have words with your chief doctor. I need lecturing of him
sternly." His face dropped momentarily into granite expression that promised destruction before the cheerful smile covered over it once more. "Now, I need your help." He carried her over by Atlanta and sat her down next to the worried light cruiser. He pointed at Atlanta. "Now, you say you be good patient,
yes?" At her fierce nodding, he patted the cruiser on the head. "Very good. Now, rest in lap pillow of Comrade-Commander." Atlanta slumped slowly over into the lap of the confused and blushing carrier. The man followed up by attaching IV and blood line into the cruiser's arms and then bowing respectfully to Jack. "Work here is
done. If you need of me, I be on
Tallahassee in its sickbay waiting call to fix dumbness again." He then picked up his gargantuan pack and strode out of the mess hall, completely ignorant of any unanticipated results of his actions, such as Aurora cowering underneath the table at the man's sheer strength of personality or how Juneau had somehow gone back to eating as if nothing had ever happened.
She looked at the two full mugs of coffee in front of her from Cole earlier and downed them in an instant. No amount of coffee would make her ready to handle any more insanity like this today, but it beat not having enough coffee at all.