SayakaQuest: Trauma is a Thing

[TheOneMoiderah]

Scraped from here.

Your name is Sayaka Miki.

Well, yeah. Yeah it is. You're pretty sure of that.

That's what your name has been for the past fourteen years. You're pretty certain that's what it's going to be for many more to come. You wake up, you yawn a little, and you get ready for school. Every day.

Well, that changed recently. A friend of yours died in a pretty gruesome way, and another couple of them would have died if you hadn't done something at the right moment.

So you became a magical girl.

How's that for saving your friends?

[OPTION SELECT]​

[] Go to school.
[] SEVEN AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING...
[] Look in the mirror.

[] Reflect on the witch you killed.

[] Check the day.

[] Check the time.

[] Check your privilege.

[] Check yoself befo you rek yoself.

[] Write-in.

[BASIC RULES]​

1. Standard SB policy is to be followed. I shouldn't have to put this here, but I'd rather not take chances.
2. Spamming is forbidden.
3. Griefing will just make you look like a massive cunt. Don't do it. I really don't want to get the mods here. Seriously, they have better things to do than babysit idiots.
4. Write-ins will be possible, but trying to derail things by wrestling control from the GM won't work. That would just be dickish.
5. Dying is possible. I won't attempt to railroad things (I fucking hate DMs that railroad), so expect multiple endings to multiple situations. Things branch out. This is a tree.
6. Rationality is appreciated.
7. Drama is appreciated more.
8. Hilarity is also appreciated.
9. Trying to punch a traumatized teenager in the face won't cure her. Just don't do it.
10. Votes can and will be done with posts, but liking things will make some posts more likely to be picked and/or used. Use your likes wisely. The big rule is a minimum of three votes. One hour at least.
11. Do you seriously think there's a storyline under all this? Well, there is, but almost all of it is determined by your actions. It's a fucking quest, not a giant QTE.
12. You are not in control of an entity inhabiting Sayaka, or a cluster of voices inside of her brain. Rather, you're controlling her decision-making faculties. So good luck with that.
13. Sayaka is specifically fated to die. It's your job to try and keep her from doing that. So again, good luck with that.
14. While she is fated to die, that doesn't mean that she has to. If you make a stupid decision, that's it. If you are offed by the plot, that's it. If you witch out, that's it. Die rolls can be redone, and battle decisions can be redone. Everything else is on your head.
15. If a character dies, there are no Dragon Balls. They're gone for good.

[FUCKING...LET'S DO THIS HOOPASCOTCH.]

[SayakaQuest]
[The Universe didn't hate Asuka. You don't have that luxury.]​

Warning: may contain severe mood whiplash.

Ohey, I liked it enough. Looks like I'm drawing something.​

 

[TheOneMoiderah]

[INDEX]

[Indexed by Shironi]
[Formatted by Firnagzen]

[INDEX]

Thread 1

April 5, Sunday - The Morning After Your Debut [1] [2] [3]
Average Life Expectancy and Dinosaurs [4] [5] [6]
Random Encounter [7] [8] [9] [10]
Battle, Capella [11] [12] [13] [14] [15]
Death 1 - Capella [16]
Rewind 1 - Capella, Defeated [17] [18] [19] [20]
Wait, Mami Did What? [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27]
Study Session to a Sleep Over [28] [29] [30] [31]

April 6, Monday - School and A Lesson From Homura [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37]
Grindcore and Ice Cream. Advice and Arcades [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43]
Friendship, Bus Rides, and Kyoplomancy [44] [45] [46] [47] [48]
An Awkward Dinner [49] [50] [51]
A Running Red Head [52] [53] [54] [55]
Battle, Koronis [56] [57] [58] [59] [60]
Koronis, Defeated [61] [62]
Magical First Aid and an Invitation [63] [64] [65] [66]
A Successful Slumber Party [67] [68] [69] [70]

April 7, Tuesday - Interpersonal Relationships [71] [72] [73] [74]
A Chat with Kyubey [75] [76] [77]
A Failed Confession... [78] [79]
...But You Are (Not) Alone [80] [81] [82] [83]
A Sneaking Suspicion [84] [85] [86] [87]
On the Hunt [88] [89]
Battle, Glauce [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95]
Good News and Bad News [96] [97] [98] [99]
MikiMom Meltdown [100] [101] [102] [103]

April 8, Wednesday - Picking up the Pieces... [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109]
...And Putting Them Back Together Again. [110] [111] [112] [113]
Introducing Kyouko to Everyone [114] [115] [116] [117]
Magical Experimentation [118][119][120][121]

Thread 2

There's No Way I'd Regret This [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
Mysterious Lady [8] [9] [10] [11] [12]
April 9, Thursday - Stalkers and Pep Talks [13] [14] [15] [16]
Sayaka Accidentally a 3 Way (Call) [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22]
Enter The Dragon Akane [23] [24] [25]
Gunboat Diplomacy [26] [27] [28] [29]
You Can Be More [30] [31] [32] [33]
Battle, Larissa [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39]
Smile, Smile, Smile! [40] [41] [42] [43]
Larissa, Defeated [44] [45] [46]
Post Battle Wrap Up and Failed Will Saves [47] [48] [49]
Girls Night In [50] [51] [52] [53] [54]
Blue and Green 'discuss' Red and Grey [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61]

April 10, Friday - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked [62] [63] [64]
Back up Weapons and The Uncanny Valley [65] [66] [67] [68]
Strange Musical Tastes and A Flat What [69] [70] [71] [72]
Manuals Not Included [73] [74] [75] [76]
Moe? Is This MOE? [77][78][79][80][81][82]

Thread 3

Magical Girl Culture [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
I'm Not Afraid Of Anything Anymore [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
Fighting Trauma With Trauma [11] [12] [13] [14]
Speculating on the Secrets of Soul Gems [15] [16] [17] [18] [19]
Our Liches are Different [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]

April 11, Saturday - The Drama Train Jumps Tracks [25] [26] [27] [28]
Sayaka Rambles On [29] [30] [31]
Can You Face Your True Feelings? [32] [33] [34] [35] [36]
Hope Spot [37] [38] [39]
Mood Whiplash of the Kyubey Kind [40] [41] [42] [43]
Break the Cutie [44] [45] [46] [47]
I'm The Happiest I Could Possibly Be Right Now [48] [49] [50]
Foreshadowing Oblivion [51] [52] [53] [54]
Memories of Forgotton Pasts [55] 55.5 [56] [57] [58] [59]
Fling a Light into the Future [60] [61] [62]

April 12, Sunday - Breakfast in Bed [63] [64] [65] [66]
This Rink in an Eyesore. [67] [68] [69] [70]
Shipping, Closets, and Bets [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76]
A Sudden Change of Plans [77] [78] [79] [80]
Dynamic Entry and First Aid [81] [82] [83] [84]
Maniacal Magical Murderface Mitsuko [85] [86] [87]
The Shadow Devours [88] [89] [90]
Rule 2: The Double Tap [91] [92]
Akane's Tokyo Tragedy [93] [94] [95] [96]

Thread 4

When You Stare Into The Abyss... [1] [2] [3] [4]
Fuwa Fuwa Time [5] [6] [7] [8] [9]
...The Abyss Stares Back. [10] [11]
The Third Crutch [12] [13] 13.5 [14] [15] [16]
Under Pressure [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23]

April 13, Monday - Out of the Closet... [24] [25] [26] [27] [28]
...And Into the Fire [29] [30] [31] [32]
A Talk with Homura [33] [34] [35] [36]
You Can't Always Get What You Want [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44]
Light Your Heart Up [45] [46] [47] [48] [49]
Gimmie Shelter [50] [51] [52] [53] [54]
Hitomi Double Interrupt [55] [56] [57]
Battle, Celeste [58] [59] [60] [61] [62]
Playing Pool With Planets [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69]
Death 2 - Black Hole Sun [70] [71]
Rewind 2 - When Two Worlds Collide [72] [73] [74] [75]
Behind the Curtain... [76] [77] 77.5
...And Lost In Wonderland [78] [79] [80] [81]
You Can (Not) Advance [82] [83] [84] [85]
A Crashed Date and a Mad Madoka [86] [87] [88]
Girls Night Out [89] [90] [91] [92] [93]

April 14, Tuesday- The Calm Before The Storm[94][95][96][97][98][99][100][101]

Thread 5

Gust Front [1] [2] [3]
Welcome To The Jungle [4] [5] [6] [7]
Shoot Me Again, I Ain't Dead Yet [8] [9] [10] [11]
On the Brink [12] [13] [14] [15]
Can I Play With Madness? [16] [17] [18]
It All Comes Tumbling Down [19] [20] [21] [22] [23]
I'm Such A Fool [24] [25] [26]
This Must Be What Hell Feels Like [27] [28] [29] [30] [31]
Hope and Despair are a Zero Sum Game [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37]
Marking Time, Waiting For Death [38] [39] [40]
Magical Munchkining [41] [42] [43]
And I'm Home [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49]

April 15, Wednesday - The Eye Of The Storm [50] [51] [52] [53]
Dodged Questions and a Forgotten Lunch [54] [55] [56] [57]
Truths, Shipping, and Witches [58] [59] [60] [61]
The Magnificent Bastard, Incubator [62] [63] [64]
Cryin' Won't Help You... [65] [66] [67] [68] [69]
...Prayin' Won't Do You No Good [70] [71] [72]
Battle, Elsa Maria [73] [74] [75] [76] [77]
Black or White [78] [79] [80]
Elsa Maria, Defeated [81] [82] [83] [84] [85]
A Belated Blueberry Breakdown [86] [87] [88]
She Ain't Heavy, She's My Girlfriend [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94]

Thread 6

Confessional [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

April 16, Thurdsay - Storm Wall [7] [8] [9] [10]
The Stains of Time [11] [12] [13] [14]
Entry With A (Flash)Bang [15] [16] [17]
Zenryoku Zenkai [18] [19] [20] [21]
Fallen Angel [22] [23] [24] [25]
They Brought This On Themselves... [26] [27] [28] [29]
The Tempest [30] [31] [32]
Death 3 - Skyfall [33] [34]
Rewind 3 - It Has To Be This Way [35] [36] [37] [38]
Category 3 [39] [40] [41] [42]
You Can (Not) Fight The Hurricane [43] [44] [45] [46] [47]
Category 4 [48] [49] [50]
Do You Even Remember Why You Became a Magical Girl? [51] [52] [53] [54] [55]
The Thin Red Line Between Hope and Darkness [56] [57] [58] [59] [60]
Comfortably Numb [61] [62] [63] [64]
Can't Live This Lie Forever [65] [66] [67] [68]
You Are Still A Good Person [69] [70] [71] [72]
Same Old Song And Dance [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78]
Trail of Sakura Blossoming Petal Blossoms [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84]
Sunny Day Life [85] [86] [87]
FROZEN MEGA SENTAI MAHOU MAGIC [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93]
Dinner and a Date [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99]
Rudely Interrupted [100] [101] [102] [103] [104]

Thread 7

Exploiting Codependancy Issues for Fun and Profit [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
...At Least That's What She's Telling Herself Today [8] [9] [10] [11]

April 17, Friday - The War Still Rages Within [12][13][14][15][16][17]
Ship It Good [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]
Connect [25] [26] [27] [28] [29]
School of Hard Knocks [30] [31]
Brief Downtime [32] [33] [34] [35] [36]
Lost in the Swamp [37] [38] [39] [40]
Battle, Philepainos [41] [42] [43]
School of Horrors [44] [45] [46] [47] [48]
Philepainos, Defeated[49][50][51]
Teenaged Procrastination [52] [53] [54] [55]
A Choice Given.... [56] [57] [58]
Family Time [59] [60]
...An Answer Recieved. [61] [62] [63]
Of Guilt Trips, Motivational Posters, and a Video[64][65][66][67]

April 18, Saturday - Sailing Ships and Forgotten Projects [68] [69] [70]
Relaxing Teenage Drama [71] [72] [73]
Off Campus Lunch [74] [75]
Fresh Meat for the Grinder [76] [77] [78] [79]
Magical Girls For Dummies [80] [81] [82] [83] [84]
Battle, Sharne [85] [86] [87] [88]
Magical Girl Boot Camp [89] [90] [91]
Sharne, Defeated [92] [93]
Debriefing the Newbies and an Invitation for Ice Cream[94][95][96][97]

Thread 8

An Informal Meeting of Meguca [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
A Formal Meeting of Meguca [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]
You Can (Not) Redo [12] [13] [14] [15] [16]
Happiness Is The Smell Of Sin [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22]
Living On A Prayer [23] [24] [25] [26]

April 19, Sunday - Dawn of a Miserable Morning [27] [28] [29] [30]
Breakfast at the Miki's [31] [32] [33]
Magical Girl Basic Training [34] [35] [36] [37]
Rapid Escalation [38] [39] [40] [41]
I Am The Law [42] [43] [44]
You Only Had To Listen [45] [46] [47]
Sayaka's Worst Foe Yet [48] [49] [50] [51]
Happy Couple Time [52][53][54][55][56]
A Brief Review [57] [58]
A Cautious Examination [59] [60] [61] [62]
Battle, Suzy [63] [64] [65] [66] [67]
Clockwork Hell [68] [69][70]
Suzy, Defeated [71] [72] [73]
Dawning Realization [74] [75] [76]
The Contract, Was it Worth the Price? [77] [78] [79]
A Pair of Idiots [80] [81] [82] [83]
Maximum Mortification [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89]

April 20, Monday - A Manic Monday Morning [90] [91] [92] [93] [94]
Ups and Downs [95] [96] [97]

Thread 9

An Explosive School Day [1] [2]
Welcome To Mitakihara [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
The Quality of Mercy is not Strained [8] [9] [10]
Filling in the Blanks [11] [12] [13]
Cloudy with Sunny Periods [14] [15] [16]
This House is not a Home [17] [18] [19] [20]
Under the Bridge[21][22][23][24]
Meet The Sandwich [25] [26] [27]
All Hands on Deck Shipping Evolution [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33]
A Rude Reality Check[34][35]
Down the Rabbit Hole [36] [37] [38] [39]
The Crazy Train [40] [41] [42] [43]
Everything You Know Is Wrong [44] [45] [46]
The Phantom Pain [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52]
Trolls, Rumors, and Miho [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58]
Context Sensitive Actions [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65]
Advanced Magical Girl Training [66] [67] [68]
Trolling Intensifies [69] [70] [71]

April 21, Tuesday - Looking for her Daily Feast [82][83][84][85][86]
Battle, Lizzy [72] [73] [74] [75]
Lizzy, Defeated [76] [77] [78]
Home Is Where The Heart Is [79] [80] [81]

Thread 10

Some Say The World Will End In Fire... [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]
...Some Say In Ice[9] [10] [11]
Battle, Skadi [12] [13] [14]
In The Shadow of the Colossus [15] [16] [17] [18] [19]
A Predator on the Verge of Death... [20] [21] [22] [23]
...Close to Her Last Breath [24] [25] [26] [27]
Skadi, Defeated [28] [29] [30]
The Internet Killed The Video Star [31] [32] [33] [34] [35]
A (Bitter)Sweet Victory Date [36] [37] [38] [39]
Never Leave You Alone [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45]

April 22, Wednesday - Blue Sunny Day [46] [47] [48] [49] [50]
Drifting on a Wave of Devastation [51] [52] [53] [54] [55]
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger [56] [57] [58] [59] [60]
Of Experience and Skill [61][62][63][64]
Do Not Play With Matches [65][66][67][68]
Reliable Seniors [69][70][71][72]
Summon Bigger Fish [73][74][75][76]
Know When To Fold 'Em [77][78][79][80]
A Spotlight on Sukuyo [81][82][83][84][85]
Preparing for the Plunge [86][87][88][89]
Black Magic Woman [90][91][92]

Thread 10, Part 2 - Approaching Evil

There is No Innocence For The Brave... [1][2][3][4][5]
...No Peace For Those You Suffered To Save. [6][7][8][9][10]
Papers Please [11][12][13]
They Left Us No Choice [14][15][16]
Opening the Floodgates [17][18][19]
Getting Akane a Goddamn Phone [20][21][22]

April 23, Thursday - Pokemon and Parents [23][24][25][26]
Pain, Pasts, and Plans [27][28][29][30][31]
Mid Season Upgrade [32][33][34][35][36]
A Trip to the Theater [37][38][39]
A Question of What If's? [40][41]
Finding Answers Together [42][43][44]
Literally Literary Spiders [45][46][47][48][49][50][51]
Battle, Barbara [52][53][54][55][56]
Paint it Black [57][58][59][60][61][62]

Tropes page

Tropes Page

Semi-canon Omakes

MikiMom Meets Kyouko - By TheOneMoiderah
Kamijou Finds Out About Kyouko The Hard Way - By Thagguy
A Typical Tokyo Territorial Dispute - By TheOneMoiderah
Black Hole Sun Continued - By Thagguy
See You Tomorrow - By TheOneMoiderah
A Fluffy Distraction - By TheOneMoiderah
Behind Green Eyes -By TheOneMoiderah
Stage 0: Carcinoma in Situ - By Thagguy
Dysplasa - By Thagguy
Cold Tea - By Thagguy
A Date Resumed - By TheOneMoiderah

Non canon omakes

Mystery Miki Theater 3000 - By TheOneMoiderah
Mystery Miki Theater 3000, HomuHomu Corner - By Dirtnap
Mystery Miki Theater 3000, HomuHomu Corner Cont'd - By Jonen C
Magical Toucans - By Thagguy
Helm of Sayaka the Labyrinthwalker - By Lord K
Sayaka the Labyrinthwalker - Cut Dialog -By Lord K
Never Trust A Killer GM - By TheOneMoiderah
There's Something About Homura- By Arsdraconis
Whalers On The Moon - By Thagguy
A Use For Kyubey - By Ugolino
Seraphina Barbel Witch Profile - By Lord K
We Are A Giant Spider - By Ugolino
The Grief Must Flow - By Ryuan
'Statistical Anomaly' - By Thagguy
Dead Meguca Storage - By Arsdraconis
Homura's Creamery and Crematorium - By Shironi
I'm Such An Idiot...Ice Cream Edition - By TheOneMoiderah
Maximum Sonar Collateral Damage - By Muramasa
Make it Rain - By Thagguy
What Could Have Been Train Scene - By Caustic
The Toucan Witch - By Ugolino
Pertcha, the Weaving Witch - By James The Fox
Akane Accidentally A Puppy- By UberJJK
Blue, Orange and Purple take on Walmart Night - By Ugolino
Emotional Programming - By TheOneMoiderah
Kyubey The Art School Dropout - By Thagguy
AKANE ANGST!!! - By TheOneMoiderah
The Rains of Mitakihara - By Thagguy
Mitakihara's Finest - By Caustic
The Incubator's Grand Plan - By TheOneMoiderah
Homura's Strange Diet - By ZeldaFan
Kyouko's Bad Dream - By TheOneMoiderah
Kyouko contines to fail at being Cute - By Torgamous
A Final Video - By Ugolino
A Nature Documentary - By Thagguy
Kyouko Hugs - By Ugolino
The Many Tiers of Magical Lesbian Dating - By NormalSightMan
Dating Witches - By TheOneMoiderah
Most Anti Climactic Witch Fight Ever - By Torgamous
The SQ Alphabet - By Lord K
Too Many Sempai's - By Torgamous
Alternate Yoko Scene - By Shironi
Crisis of Infinite Sayaka's - By Schwer-Muta
A Very Special Homu/Mado Date - By Dirtnap
Crisis of Infinite Akanes - By TheOneMoiderah
The Meg' Police - By Crayz9000
Sayaka's Project in Ye Olde Englishe- By NormalSightMan
Emiko Good End - By LordK
Sayaka's Best Plan Yet - By Sdjsdj
Crash Into Hello Failure - By TheOneMoiderah
When The Dice Gods Hate You - By Euryale
ABZ's Adventures Part 1 - By Dalek Ix
Disney World Witch - By Choo Choo
The Fresh Princess of Mitakihara - By Torgamous
Thing We Are No Longer Allowed to Do In SQ - By Ugolino
Mitakihara's Finest Part 2 - By Mister Bad Guy
The Legend Yet Grows - By Winged Knight
The Legend Never Dies - By Winged Knight
An Example of Oktaviaplomacy - By Euryale
Kyubey Stomping Day - By Sightedjt
Ako's Awkward Arrival - By Winged Knight
Coffee with a side order of Trauma - By Winged Knight
Blueberry meets Blueberry - By Loops
Blueberry meets Blueberry Take 2 - By TheOneMoiderah
Blueberry meets Blueberry Take 3 - By Ugolino

Witch Profiles

Capella, Koronis, Glauce, and Larissa
Calleis
Celeste
Elsa Maria
Philepainos
Sharne
Skadi
Allison

Non story Art

Miho Miki (MikiMom)
Unused Death Art for Larissa Bad End
Sayaka Quest Cover Art 2
Sayaka Head
Sayaka Torso
Sayaka Quest Cover Art 2 WIP-1
Sayaka Quest Cover Art 2 WIP-2
Sayaka Quest Cover Art 2 WIP-3
Moe Kyouko Sketch
Akane's OH GOD WHY Armor
Akane's OH GOD WHY Armor with EXTRA PAULDRONS
Sayaka Quest Cover Art 3
Armor Form Sayaka - By Renu
Armor Form Kyouko and Sayaka - By Renu
My Ordinary Middle School Stalker (Cover Art for this story.)
Kyouko and Sayaka Faces
Armor Akane Punch!
2 Face Akane - By Lord K
Yoko
Tomo
Tengen Toppa Octavia Homulily - By LordK
SQ Cover Art 4
Oktavia Chest Burster - By Lord K

Ability List

[CURRENT ABILITIES]
[Thank you again, Shironi]
Offensive Abilities
Dense dagger toss. [+3 Corruption]

Rapier toss. [+2 Corruption]

Pin toss. [+ 1 Corruption]

Pin cost reduced with hilt [0 Corruption]

Rapier cost reduced with hilt [+1 Corruption]

Dense dagger upgraded to dense blade with hilt. [+5 Corruption]

Explosive blade launch unlocked with hilt. [+8 Corruption]

Sword juggling. [+15 Corruption] Less swords wasted. Run risk of getting swords knockedaway, but can still recover them. Hilariously worthless.


Wave Rend [+10 Corruption] A blade of magic ejected from your sword. Can cut through most materials rather easily.

Boost (OFFENSIVE) +10 to attack, -10 to damage avoidance rolls
Defensive Abilities
Armor Transformation. [+125 Corruption] [+30% to all damage avoidance rolls] [+1000% style] [No loss of mobility]

Co-Op Armor [+60 Corruption] Same effect as normal armor. Requires Kyouko's help.

Armor helmet. [+20 Corruption] [Extremely uncomfortable] [+5 to defense rolls]

Kite Shield [+35 Corruption] [+20 to defensive rolls]

Greatshield [+50 Corruption] [+40 to defensive rolls] [Will throw you off balance unless you have an equivalent weapon, resulting in a reduced attack roll] [Extreme dodge penalty]

Blade Block [+30 Corruption] Create a giant sword, embed it in the ground, and use it as a shield. Very impressive, very effective, but very costly. But it's cool-looking so that makes it okay. Only works with one attack.

Boost (DEFENSIVE) +10 to dodge, cannot change direction after boost

Quality of Life/Misc Improvements

Swordplay Greatly improved. (+15 to rolls) (+20 to damage avoidance rolls)

Aiming hilt. [+20 Corruption] Reduces the cost of shooting items, and can easily be stored and reused after the start of a battle. A holster of some sort is recommended. [Adjusted to reduce diet Mami]

Armor holsters. (Can use two pistolhilts throughout a battle).

Whip Sword. (Mode Change). Allows for grappling. It's not quite as strong as outright hitting something, but it allows the user to whip towards something quickly, and can easily serve as an escape option.
Debuffs

Fuck you, Diet Mami! (-10 to aiming rolls)

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[Atomic Aztec]

Why is it I feel even more doomed than I did in AsukaQuest?

[x] Check the day.
[x] Check the time.
[x] Look in the mirror.
[x] Reflect on the witch you killed.

 

[Arbit]

[X] SEVEN AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING...
[x] Check the day.
[x] Look in the mirror.
[x] Reflect on the witch you killed.

 

[InsaneCat]

Do you smell that?
It's the smell of adventure! And overwhelming despair, self-loathing and madness. But that's beside the point!
TO ADVENTURE!

Hidden text alert:
[] SEVEN AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING...

[AKA HAHAHAHAHAHAquest]​

Warning: may contain severe mood whiplash.

If I like it enough, I might draw something. Until then, have fuck all.​

[X] SEVEN AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING...​

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[DuskAtDawn]

[x] Check the day.
[x] Check the time.
[x] Look in the mirror.
[x] Reflect on the witch you killed.

Moid's invisitext is usually either bad for us or subplotty. Let's not right now.
I'm gonna have to go wiki PMMM. I know only the bare basics of the series. Thank you, Chibi!

 

[Atomic Aztec]

I'm gonna have to go wiki PMMM. I know only the bare basics of the series. Thank you, Chibi!

Click to shrink...

Why not give it a watch? It's only twelve episodes, pretty entertaining/traumatizing and available to watch for free (legally even) on Crunchyroll.

 

[DuskAtDawn]

Because grimdark awesomeness or no, I can't justify watching a magical girl series not involving Ilya. I'm terrified I'll enjoy it too much, and start looking for fanfiction of it. I've already re-added digimon to my seeking list, and have a backlog of things to read.

Besides, I most enjoy participating in quests when I only have wiki knowledge of the fandom.

 

[NSMS]

[] SEVEN AM WAKING UP IN THE MORNING...

Click to shrink...

But it's Wednesday! (*completely misses the point...*)

[x] Check the day.
[x] Check the time.
[x] Look in the mirror.
[x] Reflect on the witch you killed.

 

[Aranfan]

[x] Check your privilege.
[x] Check yoself befo you rek yoself.

 

[TheOneMoiderah]

[x] Check the day.
[x] Check the time.

You check your clock and calendar. It's currently seven in the freakin' morning on a Sunday. You don't even have school today and you still woke up early. You probably should have turned your alarm off last night.

[x] Look in the mirror.

You look in the mirror. Your hair's messy, as it usually is at time of the day, and your pajamas are skewed. You were dog-tired after slaughtering the witch yesterday.

[x] Reflect on the witch you killed.

...Man, that was a weird thing. It was pretty much a TV with wings in a TV world with dolls and mannequins. Witches are weird. Completely inhuman. You're just glad that you can kill them before they do anything.

And they're totally evil. Which makes killing them even easier!

You get yourself washed up and dressed, and start heading downstairs. Sure, nothing's happening today, but that doesn't mean you can't get ready for school...and it's then that you notice that your mom's sleeping on the couch, with the TV still on.

[OPTION SELECT]​

[] Wake her up.

[] Eat cereal.

[] Eat surreal.

[] Just leave.

[] Leave a note.

[] Go to Madoka's house.

 

[Aranfan]

Based on the "Couple of friends" we're pre-Madokami.

Ninja'd by the update.

 

[NSMS]

[X] Eat surreal.

 

[DuskAtDawn]

[X] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[X] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[X] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[X] Go to Madoka's house.

 

[InsaneCat]

[x] Turn TV off.
[x] Eat cereal.

 

[Arbit]

[X] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[X] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[X] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[X] Go to Madoka's house.

 

[Atomic Aztec]

Poor Sayaka. She doesn't have a clue. No clues at all.

Going for:

[x] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[x] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[x] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[x] Go to Madoka's house.

With the addition of:

[x] Check your soulgem at some point.

The state of the soulgem gives us important information on how fucked we are at any given moment, let's get a reading.

 

[NSMS]

Why can't we try eating surreal? I'm honestly curious as to what that will taste like. Plus, I don't think Moid will hand us a bad end on the second/third update over something that small and silly.

 

[MHLord]

[x] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[x] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[x] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[x] Go to Madoka's house.
[x] Check your soulgem at some point.

 

[SharkGlue]

[x] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[x] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[x] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[x] Go to Madoka's house.
[x] Check your soulgem at some point.

God help us all, a PMMM quest. Can we win this?

 

[NSMS]

[x] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[x] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[x] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[x] Go to Madoka's house.
[x] Check your soulgem at some point.

God help us all, a PMMM quest. Can we win this?

Click to shrink...

Define 'win'.

 

[Koden]

[x] Leave her be, she's obviously tired.
[x] Eat cereal. Who knows if we'll eat again anytime soon?
[x] Leave a note: "Morning. I'll be at Madoka's."
[x] Go to Madoka's house.
[x] Check your soulgem at some point.​

 

[SharkGlue]

Define 'win'.

Click to shrink...

Not die?
With my limited PMMM knowledge, let me add, no witchyfy and you know, make it to the end game with minimal trauma

 

[thaggal]

Not die?
make it to the end game with minimal trauma

Click to shrink...

 

[NSMS]

Not die?
With my limited PMMM knowledge, let me add, no witchyfy and you know, make it to the end game with minimal trauma

Click to shrink...

Surviving is probably possible. Avoiding trauma? Not. Happening.