[X] Do one job as a full team of 4
-[X] Go as a mix
[1] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[2] Bathroom cleaning
[3] Home improvement
[4]Troll extermination
[5] Missing cat
 
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.
[1]Troll extermination
[2] Bathroom cleaning
[3] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[4] Missing cat
[5] Home improvement
 
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.
[1]Troll extermination
[2] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[3] Bathroom cleaning
[4] Missing cat
[5] Home improvement
 
Guys, speaking from experience, cleaning a bathroom is faster than gardening a place that wasn't trimmed in years. If you want that job it should be using three clones to help.

Also with how dirty and maybe injured we will end, is not worth it unless the pay is really good. Not to mention it probably has monsters of some kind on it.
 
And with our luck, home improvement would be something like rebuild a whole room. But at least then we can pick our prize and add a plus expenses.
 
Guys, speaking from experience, cleaning a bathroom is faster than gardening a place that wasn't trimmed in years. If you want that job it should be using three clones to help.

Also with how dirty and maybe injured we will end, is not worth it unless the pay is really good. Not to mention it probably has monsters of some kind on it.

Ooh, that's something I hadn't thought of yet. Thanks! :evil:

... YOU FOOL! You never give the GM ideas!
 
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.
[1]Troll extermination
[2] Bathroom cleaning
[3] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[4] Missing cat
[5] Home improvement

I must say, this quest is fucking fantastic, now, a yes or no question for the GM, can we get yoyos?
 
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.
[1]Troll extermination
[2] Bathroom cleaning
[3] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[4] Missing cat
[5] Home improvement

I must say, this quest is fucking fantastic, now, a yes or no question for the GM, can we get yoyos?
Did you even read the title? I'm not at liberty to disclose this.
 
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.
[1]Troll extermination
[2] Bathroom cleaning
[3] One of the old-timers in town has a yard that's completely impassible
[4] Missing cat
[5] Home improvement
 
Votes counted, winning plan
[X] Do two jobs as a team of two, going as both yourself and Tina to each one.

[1]Troll extermination
[2] Bathroom cleaning
 
Count Gropula Appears
With the decision of which jobs you'll be taking made, You sidestep with the body that's already standing up while also standing still and begin the process of taking off the disguise. Soon enough, you're standing in four places, two of you in your natural appearance while in the other two locations you look like a stereotypical busty blonde. You finish up the lasagna, and ask Thomas "So, can I have directions to the Troll extermination and the bathroom cleaning?"

To this Thomas replies "Yes, I can even print them if you wish."

At this, Tina B raises an eyebrow and asks "How? I don't think we've got a printer, don't we?"

To this, Thomas just replies "The same way I manifested the banhammer for you. Still, as we won't be producing an extremely powerful artifact this time I should be able to make the directions for you with only my own processing power."

In response you answer through Neraine A "Yes please."

Suddenly, a few pages of paper appear on the table of your Dinette, and Thomas informs you "Both locations are nearby. You should be able to reach them on foot in 20 minutes if you go quickly."

You reply "Thank you Thomas." through Neraine A, before you divide yourself into two pairs and leave Mel's confines. The walk to the man with the Troll problem goes smoothly, but on your way to the bathroom cleaning you run across an incident in progress.

The man is running away and surrounded in a cloud of darkness, shouting "You'll never take me undead!" The pavement is shatterine beneath his feet, and hapless civilians are trying to flee as he darts around and strikes them down in sprays of blood. Complicating the situation even more is that the vampire is being pursued by a freaking hovercar full of police officers, one of them leaning out the window and holding some sort of sci-fi looking pistol, shouting various things to the driver while they continue firing.

The pair of them are coming right for you, at high speed. The vampire is holding an ax with a malignantly glowing edge, and you left the Nerf Gun with Mel due to a lack of ammo.

You've only got a few seconds to think, so you'd better do it fast.
[] Use your Tina body to hold the vamp still while you banhammer him through Neraine.
[] Try and make ban-cannons or something like that
[] Screw this supernatural punk, you've got super strength and you outnumber him.
[] Get out of the way!

This is a [QUICKTIME VOTE]. The vote will close once 7 votes have been cast.
 
Fun fact, this is an event which was actually foreshadowed, unlike almost everything else in this quest. If you can spot the scene where it happened, you get a ??? point!
 
Is the Vampire "Count Gropula" back from "A Wild Evening"?

Also:
[X] Use your Tina body to hold the vamp still while you banhammer him through Neraine.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BANHAMMER
 
Is the Vampire "Count Gropula" back from "A Wild Evening"?

Also:
[X] Use your Tina body to hold the vamp still while you banhammer him through Neraine.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BANHAMMER
DING DING DING!
You get a ??? point. It can be spent to ??? at any time! Yes, it actually does something.
 
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[X] Screw this supernatural punk, you've got super strength and you outnumber him.
 
[X] Screw this supernatural punk, you've got super strength and you outnumber him.
 
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