April´s Fools Day omake snips. (A try).
1.) Legal absurdety.
Leto was minding, their own business, when suddenly, a strange being appeared.
Being: "Hello divine being, I come with a subponea."
Leto:"...what?"
Being: "You are being sued, because your realm is doing copyright infrigthment."
Leto: "Who!?"
Being: "I´m forbidden with giving an answer."
The being dissolved into nothing, leaving Leto asking, what the hell happened.
Meanwhile in Commorragh, Asdrubel Vect was laughing (like the piece of shit, he is) because his patent/copyright trolling tactics were a big success.
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2.)
Miko is formed in the checkout line alongside Linda, because they are buying a new game that came recently, when suddenly seberal annoyances appeared.
Annoyance 1: "Don´t buy, that thing is going to take you to hell."
Annoyance 2: "That is communist crap."
Annoyance 3: "That game is offensive."
They were tied up like the crazies they were.
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3.) A con about having increased senses, and intelligence.
Miko was returning very late into the night to her room, because she decided to explore the city, and train a bit, she was preparing to get to sleep, but suddenly...
[Insert Let´s Get It On by Marvin Gaye]
Miko: ¨Ugh¨
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4) Another annoyence for Leto.
Leto was praparing to directly help Fallout Earth, when suddenly a strange manifestation of the status quo appeared.
(*) Traduction of its senseless tantrums
Being: (No if civilization, the setting will be ruined.)
Leto: ¨Hello?¨
Being: (Ignores Leto existance, and continues the tantrum).
Leto: ¨Ugh, a Solipistic being.¨
Leto also noticed that other supernatural beings where hiding, and it wasn´t because of fear. They also noticed that the being, was rtrying to retcons things that would brings things back to post apocalyptic felling, and also creating stronger being against his High Priests.
Leto: ¨Fuck.¨
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The only jokes, I could only think right now. Maybe I could expand it