Blood Ape Pirate Party
GreggHL
Engaging hilarity engine/air intake
- Location
- Daejeon, Republic of Korea
[X]Get Autochthon out of Elsewhere
Join Battle:
(Ebeli, 10 dice, 6 successes)
Everything is silent, calm and still. The desert itself seems to hold its breath, as Ligier laughs, drawing from his scabbard the simple brass daiklave. It flares out with emerald flame and it curves, lengthens. The filigree of fire trails it and the hilt itself doubles in length, going from simple daiklaive to grand daiklave in an eyeblink.
He raises it with one hand and points it at the old master. The Crucible of Brass and Iron does not react. The Blood Apes bow their heads, honoring the presence of the greatest weapon in all existence.
"You honor me with this combat, Crucible. We are kin, and fellow souls of the Demon Emperor. A greater opponent than a circle of Celestial Exalted, and they compare to you as mortals compare to them." Flame works its way up the blade, writing glyphs in Old Realm. "To nobility!"
"To victory," the old man says.
Oh that doesn't sound good. You take a step back, behind Sky. "Let us battle, Suntarankal. My sublime work against your martial arts." He takes the sword, and holds it at attention like a fencer's blade. "Behold! The Sword of the Yozi!"
"Behold."
The old man seems to flicker with a halo of brass forming behind him, and appears in a lunge directly in front of Ligier.
"Four Halo Golden Monkey Palm."
The speed at which he strikes means that you see it hit after it actually does. But it does- the old man's fist strikes with supernal precision at the root of Ligier's valor.
Which is to say, his crotch. The impact rocks the boat. Ligier lets out a sound you had not yet heard before, am not sure anyone had heard before. His eyes cross and for a brief moment, the grip on his fabled sword loosens.
"Dirty pool," Ligier says.
"All fair," Suntarankal responds, before flipping into a kick to Ligier's jaw. Ligier launches into the sky and Suntarankal follows.
Then the blood apes roar, Hatachi roars louder, and the demons charge onto the ship with their weapons drawn.
"Ebeli!" Sky slams his foot down onto the plank in front of him. The plants fly up, sending two of the charging blood apes into the air, back into their kin. "Can you banish them?"
"If I do they'll appear instantly," you respond, hands on his shoulders, "I can't banish the Hellstrider, it's not actually a demon per-se. If they appear instantly they can spread word about what we're doing and we'll lose the element of surprise!"
"Kill them all?"
"Except Hatachi?" you say with a shrug.
Then Ray descends upon them, having climbed up the mast to gain a vantage point, her starmetal claws blocked by her sister's blade. Another swing and her sister becomes wind, the swing passing through her, lopping off a blood ape's aim when it goes wide.
Sky swings and the railings on the side of the deck break. Several of the blood apes go flying back onto their ship, their armor scored, one disintegrating as its material form gives up the ghost.
You turn the dial on the brass bracelet on your left wrist and tap the glowing nimbus of white essence and shout,
"Get out here!"
It takes a brief moment. A single tick.
Then a burst of lightning opens into antitime and nonspace, and with complete nonchalance the brass encounter suit steps out. Nonphysics and unlight wafts off the metal, and the facet eyes turn to you with a glance.
"Yes?"
"We're being attacked by blood ape sand pirates lead by an Infernal. They have a Hellstrider."
The facet eyes rotate.
"An Infernal? What is that?"
Okay. You weren't expecting that?
"You had those in the Orrery?"
"The Orrery has been running on a predictive model for the past five millenia, give or take a century due to the Time of Cascading Years. I should return to the Primal Forge at some point though to check on further project-"
"They have a Construct!" Hatachi yells, "Hellstrider! Fuck it up!"
The hellstrider roars, leaps over between the boats and charges you. You duck behind Autochthon, as he is eight feet tall and made of metal, and he turns just as the powered oscillator bears down on him. Then unravels, the vitriol treated metal unfurling like a ribbon and falling to the deck.
"Attacking me with technology? Well aren't you precious." He waves his hand. The essence lance on its left arm sparks and drops to the deck. "No. None of that either. And what's this? A pilot? Not anymore."
The chest opens and the blood ape launches with a yell, probably landing somewhere in the desert near Florivet. More armor falls off the hellstrider, servos and magitech and artifacts and sensors. "This is a remarkable amount of technology you've fitted this with! I must say, I would mistake this for a warstrider at first glance and hm yes wait is this a demon? And what is this?"
Something yanks out of the back of the hellstrider's neck, floating over to the Great Maker's hand. A brass, fitted set of spikes with vitriol etching.
"Ah. An Inhibitor."
Then the Hellstrider- or, the giant demon that was converted into a hellstrider- roars, grabs Autochthon by the ankle, and begins slamming him again and again against the deck. You backed out of the way before so you could avoid being pulped.
The battle itself goes silent save for the sounds of the wood and glass bone deck of the ship snapping under the weight of the brass encounter suit. At least until Sky sweeps by and with a flash of his sword cleaves the monster's head from its body. The encounter suit drops into the crater on the deck, the bone and wood snapping back into place as steam wheezes out of the joints.
"Great Maker!" Sky runs over and helps the encounter suit up. "Are you alright?"
"Yes. Yes, this is fine. I am unhurt." You then look up. The blood apes stare at you, as one.
"The Great Maker," one Blood Ape asks.
"Autochthon has returned?" another asks.
You and Sky step aside. Autochthon extends an arm. "Yes. Demons! Kneel before me, for I have returned! I, primordial! I, the King of All Craftsmen! I, who-"
"FUCK HIM UP!" And the Blood Apes charge.
As one, two dozen blood apes pile on the encounter suits, dragging him down and kicking him with artifact boots, whacking him with artifact maces and gauntlets.
"No! No! Unhand me! Stop hitting me!" Sky levels his blade and begins blasting them with holy sword beams. You begin shaping Light of Solar Cleansing while the Blood Apes focus on the encounter suit.
"Get your filthy paws off me you DAMNED BLOODY APES!"
You let loose the spell and the rest of them burn away. The deck of the ship itself cracks and bleaches and the ship itself groans. It may require some repairs, you realize with a sigh. Autochthon lifts himself up from the deck, visibly dented, breathing eternal vengeance on every blood ape he sees.
Then you hear a sound much like a steam engine pouring up. You recognize it- your own essence sight picks up the tell tale signs of the overwhelming excellency of the Black Boar.
"Oh no," Autochthon breathes.
"Oh yeah!" Hatachi yells, and barreling past you, slams Autochthon head first into the deck with a perfectly executed flying suplex. Head and shoulders buried into the deck, the hands and feet of the encounter suit twitch. Hatachi flips back up and pumps her fists. "Another victory for the Reclamation!"
And then Ray appears out of nowhere and knocks her sister unconscious with a punch to the back of the head.
[ ]Check up on the fight between Suntarankal and Ligier.
[ ]Interrogate Hatachi.
[ ]Make sure Autochthon isn't too pissed.
[ ]Write in.
Join Battle:
(Ebeli, 10 dice, 6 successes)
Everything is silent, calm and still. The desert itself seems to hold its breath, as Ligier laughs, drawing from his scabbard the simple brass daiklave. It flares out with emerald flame and it curves, lengthens. The filigree of fire trails it and the hilt itself doubles in length, going from simple daiklaive to grand daiklave in an eyeblink.
He raises it with one hand and points it at the old master. The Crucible of Brass and Iron does not react. The Blood Apes bow their heads, honoring the presence of the greatest weapon in all existence.
"You honor me with this combat, Crucible. We are kin, and fellow souls of the Demon Emperor. A greater opponent than a circle of Celestial Exalted, and they compare to you as mortals compare to them." Flame works its way up the blade, writing glyphs in Old Realm. "To nobility!"
"To victory," the old man says.
Oh that doesn't sound good. You take a step back, behind Sky. "Let us battle, Suntarankal. My sublime work against your martial arts." He takes the sword, and holds it at attention like a fencer's blade. "Behold! The Sword of the Yozi!"
"Behold."
The old man seems to flicker with a halo of brass forming behind him, and appears in a lunge directly in front of Ligier.
"Four Halo Golden Monkey Palm."
The speed at which he strikes means that you see it hit after it actually does. But it does- the old man's fist strikes with supernal precision at the root of Ligier's valor.
Which is to say, his crotch. The impact rocks the boat. Ligier lets out a sound you had not yet heard before, am not sure anyone had heard before. His eyes cross and for a brief moment, the grip on his fabled sword loosens.
"Dirty pool," Ligier says.
"All fair," Suntarankal responds, before flipping into a kick to Ligier's jaw. Ligier launches into the sky and Suntarankal follows.
Then the blood apes roar, Hatachi roars louder, and the demons charge onto the ship with their weapons drawn.
"Ebeli!" Sky slams his foot down onto the plank in front of him. The plants fly up, sending two of the charging blood apes into the air, back into their kin. "Can you banish them?"
"If I do they'll appear instantly," you respond, hands on his shoulders, "I can't banish the Hellstrider, it's not actually a demon per-se. If they appear instantly they can spread word about what we're doing and we'll lose the element of surprise!"
"Kill them all?"
"Except Hatachi?" you say with a shrug.
Then Ray descends upon them, having climbed up the mast to gain a vantage point, her starmetal claws blocked by her sister's blade. Another swing and her sister becomes wind, the swing passing through her, lopping off a blood ape's aim when it goes wide.
Sky swings and the railings on the side of the deck break. Several of the blood apes go flying back onto their ship, their armor scored, one disintegrating as its material form gives up the ghost.
You turn the dial on the brass bracelet on your left wrist and tap the glowing nimbus of white essence and shout,
"Get out here!"
It takes a brief moment. A single tick.
Then a burst of lightning opens into antitime and nonspace, and with complete nonchalance the brass encounter suit steps out. Nonphysics and unlight wafts off the metal, and the facet eyes turn to you with a glance.
"Yes?"
"We're being attacked by blood ape sand pirates lead by an Infernal. They have a Hellstrider."
The facet eyes rotate.
"An Infernal? What is that?"
Okay. You weren't expecting that?
"You had those in the Orrery?"
"The Orrery has been running on a predictive model for the past five millenia, give or take a century due to the Time of Cascading Years. I should return to the Primal Forge at some point though to check on further project-"
"They have a Construct!" Hatachi yells, "Hellstrider! Fuck it up!"
The hellstrider roars, leaps over between the boats and charges you. You duck behind Autochthon, as he is eight feet tall and made of metal, and he turns just as the powered oscillator bears down on him. Then unravels, the vitriol treated metal unfurling like a ribbon and falling to the deck.
"Attacking me with technology? Well aren't you precious." He waves his hand. The essence lance on its left arm sparks and drops to the deck. "No. None of that either. And what's this? A pilot? Not anymore."
The chest opens and the blood ape launches with a yell, probably landing somewhere in the desert near Florivet. More armor falls off the hellstrider, servos and magitech and artifacts and sensors. "This is a remarkable amount of technology you've fitted this with! I must say, I would mistake this for a warstrider at first glance and hm yes wait is this a demon? And what is this?"
Something yanks out of the back of the hellstrider's neck, floating over to the Great Maker's hand. A brass, fitted set of spikes with vitriol etching.
"Ah. An Inhibitor."
Then the Hellstrider- or, the giant demon that was converted into a hellstrider- roars, grabs Autochthon by the ankle, and begins slamming him again and again against the deck. You backed out of the way before so you could avoid being pulped.
The battle itself goes silent save for the sounds of the wood and glass bone deck of the ship snapping under the weight of the brass encounter suit. At least until Sky sweeps by and with a flash of his sword cleaves the monster's head from its body. The encounter suit drops into the crater on the deck, the bone and wood snapping back into place as steam wheezes out of the joints.
"Great Maker!" Sky runs over and helps the encounter suit up. "Are you alright?"
"Yes. Yes, this is fine. I am unhurt." You then look up. The blood apes stare at you, as one.
"The Great Maker," one Blood Ape asks.
"Autochthon has returned?" another asks.
You and Sky step aside. Autochthon extends an arm. "Yes. Demons! Kneel before me, for I have returned! I, primordial! I, the King of All Craftsmen! I, who-"
"FUCK HIM UP!" And the Blood Apes charge.
As one, two dozen blood apes pile on the encounter suits, dragging him down and kicking him with artifact boots, whacking him with artifact maces and gauntlets.
"No! No! Unhand me! Stop hitting me!" Sky levels his blade and begins blasting them with holy sword beams. You begin shaping Light of Solar Cleansing while the Blood Apes focus on the encounter suit.
"Get your filthy paws off me you DAMNED BLOODY APES!"
You let loose the spell and the rest of them burn away. The deck of the ship itself cracks and bleaches and the ship itself groans. It may require some repairs, you realize with a sigh. Autochthon lifts himself up from the deck, visibly dented, breathing eternal vengeance on every blood ape he sees.
Then you hear a sound much like a steam engine pouring up. You recognize it- your own essence sight picks up the tell tale signs of the overwhelming excellency of the Black Boar.
"Oh no," Autochthon breathes.
"Oh yeah!" Hatachi yells, and barreling past you, slams Autochthon head first into the deck with a perfectly executed flying suplex. Head and shoulders buried into the deck, the hands and feet of the encounter suit twitch. Hatachi flips back up and pumps her fists. "Another victory for the Reclamation!"
And then Ray appears out of nowhere and knocks her sister unconscious with a punch to the back of the head.
[ ]Check up on the fight between Suntarankal and Ligier.
[ ]Interrogate Hatachi.
[ ]Make sure Autochthon isn't too pissed.
[ ]Write in.
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