If Luna actually manages to win the initiative over two fetiches and primordial she deserves the kill.
Are you out of your goddamn mind.

Fighting Luna - fighting-fighting - is a fucking death sentence. Autochthon is under something akin to the Surrender Oaths right now (thus our ability to bind him to our entourage) and that puts him under the authority of Heaven, where Luna is the 2nd most highly ranked thing in all of Creation.

And Sunbro is going to back her up.

Escalation is not always the name of the game. Sometimes, when, say, you really desperately need to figure out who the murderous Minister descends from, escalation is not the answer.
 
[X]Point out Autochthon is walking the streets of Yu Shan and not walking Creation.
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[X] Do not grab Luna's ass.
--[x] "If it helps, he's technically bound to my entourage, so he's not gonna be stepping anywhere without my say-so."


I think this is maybe the only thing we can say to make Luna less scared rather than more.
 
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Fighting Luna - fighting-fighting - is a fucking death sentence. Autochthon is under something akin to the Surrender Oaths right now (thus our ability to bind him to our entourage) and that puts him under the authority of Heaven, where Luna is the 2nd most highly ranked thing in all of Creation.
Actually the surrender oaths bind the primordials to the exalted, The gods cannot usurp the primordials.
Escalation is not always the name of the game. Sometimes, when, say, you really desperately need to figure out who the murderous Minister descends from, escalation is not the answer.
And trying to rules lawyer fucking Luna is? she's not a maiden she's the most dangerous of Oramus nightmares, She does not play by rules.

You were the one who brought up combat btw.
 
Let's be fair, Ligier is still in Autochthonia, Luna is a combat monster, and our bound entourage is basically an asthmatic nerd and a flower girl.
So the plan is to throw the flower girl at her and then hope she gets distracted and if that doesn't work we outrun the nerd and make our escape. I recall doing this exact same plan when I got chased by a bear once and I'm still around today.
 
Also, if we do grab Luna's ass, there will be an accuracy roll. Luna may have many asses, and can do some bullshit to make us grab someone else's ass. Such as Shell's, Autochthon's, or someone who isn't even there.
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!

Yeah, a modification. Let's redirect the blame to Neverborn.
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!

Does Autobot still have override codes for all the gods?
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!
-[X] Do not grab Luna's ass.
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!

Well we do have some good social skills and this is a fairly rational plan... Well I suppose we should try new things.

Besides this way we get to distract Luna while simultaneously bragging and terrifying people and if it doesn't work (and maybe even if it does) we throw in Ruvelia.
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!
 
[X]Point out Autochthon is walking the streets of Yu Shan and not walking Creation.
-[X] Grab Luna's ass.
 
[X] Point out that Autochton is bound to your entourage and, as such, doesn't represent (as much) danger to Creation
-[X] And you need his help because Neverborn summoned a Third Circle of Engine of Extinction from the Well of Udr, and you need to get rid of it.
-[X] If it doesn't work... Ruvelia, I choose you!
 
[X]Point out Autochthon is walking the streets of Yu Shan and not walking Creation.
-
[X] Do not grab Luna's ass.
 
[JK] Grab Luna's ass
-[JK] Pull her into a hug
-[JK] Make soothing sounds and pat her back

But that would be too meta.

[X] Yog
 
You know, a thought occurs: something that is not (just) a demon can accept surrender oaths and be summoned as shown by Autochton. Could we apply surrender oaths to ourselves and summon ourselves? Or maybe our husband - that way our fighter is protected from death.
 
Also, if we do grab Luna's ass, there will be an accuracy roll. Luna may have many asses, and can do some bullshit to make us grab someone else's ass. Such as Shell's, Autochthon's, or someone who isn't even there.
Now I want this to happen even more, if just for the o_O on his face if we end up grabbing Ligier or Autocthon's ass somehow.
 
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