To tide us over while MrGazzer copy-pastes the rest of the Emperor has no clothes: the story of how Almira found the Baron's hall.
The Cleric and the Bandit
The night had crept in to the library from the desert like sand through an hourglass. It flowed across shelves of tomes and gathered around the semi-circle of firelight, recoiling and advancing as the flames flickered and danced.
Two figures were illuminated by the fire. One was tall, elvish - her skin was pale, almost ethereal, with sharp eyes and elegantly done hair. A child sat on her lap, dark-skinned and haired - perhaps eight or so years of age. The woman had one hand extended, palm up, and the image of a scorpion rested on it. The chitin legs rustled as the scorpion walked in place, and the deadly stinger extended. The child looked at it with the fearless curiousity of the young.
"One day," the woman began. Her voice was soft and melodious. "A scorpion wished to cross a river. The river was deep and fast; it knew it would drown, should it try to cross. On the other side of the river was a frog, who regarded the scorpion with fear, but knew it was safe this side of the river. Scorpions preyed on frogs, if they could - one sting from its tail would paralyse the frog and spell its doom."
The woman held up her other hand, and a frog appeared on it - warty and green. It croaked at the child and made her smile.
"'Hello!' Called the scorpion across the waters to the frog. 'Could you carry me across on your back?'
The frog looked at the scorpion with great suspicion.
'How do I know you won't sting me as soon as I come across?' The frog demanded.
'Why, then I'd never be able to cross the river,' the scorpion responded.
'How about while I carry you across?'
'Do you believe me so keen to drown?' The scorpion replied.
'Well, what about once I've carried you across?' The frog asked.
'Then you would have performed me a great service - and I'd be hardly like to reward such kindness with punishment.'"
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Sar was dying. It was pretty easy to tell, what with her having to hold her guts in with her hands. She'd sure picked the wrong target to rob, huh. Big Jack was real dead, with his head being over there without being on his neck, and Vic was in a pool of about all his blood.
Slowly, a sound came to her ears. Footsteps. Someone was walking up the road. She rolled her head and a blurry figure came in to sight. They were dressed real funny, and the twilight hid their face black as pitch.
"Wh- what you lookin' at?" Sar managed to wheeze.
"أنت تؤذي! لا تتحرك!" The figure gasped, and hurried over. She was a foreigner, in weird armor and dark skin. A golden tattoo glinted in the dusk on her face.
The woman knelt and gentle hands tried to prise her own away from her spilled guts, and Sar thrashed, knocking the woman on to her behind.
"H-hold still! I am healing thee!" The woman exclaimed. She muttered some words and made a gesture before gently placing a hand on Sar's chest.
The feeling of her intestines slithering back inside her body was one that Sar would always hold as the most unpleasant sensation of a hard and unkind life.
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The illusion of the frog leap from the hand of the goddess and began to swim across the space between the hands.
"Convinced, the frog swam across, and began to ferry the scorpion across on its back. Half way across, however, it felt a sharp sting.
'You fool!' The frog cried. 'Now we'll both die! Why have you done this?'"
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Sar learned a good bit about the woman who had saved her life. Namely, her name was Almira, she had no friends or allies, she was lost like only the gods knew, and she was perhaps the most naive creature Sar had ever met. She didn't even seem to realise Sar was a bandit, and had shown no caution when Sar had recovered the heavy cleaver she used in her robberies.
She was rich, too - richer than Sar, by any rate. Almira had offered her some gold if 'thou art in troubles. A few coins is little enough.' She spoke weird, too. Like a person from an old story.
She'd built a fire and offered Sar food before turning in. Too bad for her. Rich and dumb wasn't a good combination. Soon enough it'd be poor and dead.
The bandit waited until she was certain the cleric was asleep before standing. She retrieved the heavy manchopper and stood above Almira, lifting the blade. It'd only take one hit.
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"The scorpion merely laughed.
'It's just my nature.'"
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Sar was told the cleric was awake by the slight gasp of surprise. The sun was peaking over the horizon, and the fire Sar was building from last night's ashes was almost ready to begin cooking breakfast.
"Yer wanted the way to the Baron's palace, didn't yer?"
Almira merely nodded as she sat up, rubbing at her eyes tiredly.
"You gotta go east. That way, past Farbridge. Maybe 'alf a days travel."
Sar slapped some strips of horsemeat on a flat rock and pushed it next to the fire to cook. They ate in silence. Sar kicked soil over the ashes of the fire while Almira packed her stuff.
"Dost thou wish to come with me?" The cleric offered, guileless, and was startled when Sar barked out a heavy laugh.
"Nah, nah." Sar shook her head. "I gotta bury my mates anywa- no, yer don't need ter 'elp. See yer around, 'Mira."
She retrieved her cleaver from where the blade had buried itself in the soil, a foot from the sleeping cleric. She waved over her shoulder as she left. She stopped and grinned, turning.
"An' watch yerself, 'Mira! Not everyone's nice as me!"
She laughed as she departed, leaving behind a mildly confused cleric.
Almira looked after the leaving bandit for a moment, then an expression of determination settled on her features. She tightened the straps on her backpack, and set off towards her destination.