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Changing universes, getting superpowers, and merging mind and soul with a homeless orphan child isn't terribly dramatic or difficult. The parts before that really aren't all that much worse. Unfortunately, that's only the beginning for poor, unfortunate, Jacqueline Colere. Being small and adorable is a pretty good superpower, as is being mostly capable of making good decisions. And healing powers are pretty great, even if they're also pretty useless in a fight. She even has good people...
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Mark Grayson meets a friend. A lovely, beautiful friend.
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The world of Earth Bet has become generally peaceful. With no Leviathan attack, and no Jack to fight, Theodore Anders never triggered, growing up quickly and moving out as quickly as he could. His life, though free, is now dull and lonely. Luckily a newly minted Love Fairy is here to change all that!
WARNING: This story is most certainly absurd, and deals heavily in sexual themes as a form of comedy, more often than not in word play.
Due to terms of service, if I decide to write an...
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This short was a challenge issued by my brother that I dreaded to do ever since he told me the truth about Marvel's Cyclops' powers. Then he sat me down and forced me to do it, and we bashed it out in a couple of hours. It was a blast to write this.
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What would you do, if you ran a multidimensional conspiracy that manufactured powers, traded in the darkest and most secretive of favours, and had a history of deeply unethical human experimentation and some of the most powerful parahumans in existence as members?
The answer probably isn't "go into the pizza delivery business", but what if it was?
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Danny triggers with group hug/big brother powers and joins the Protectorate. He does not tell Taylor.
Danny begins dating Hannah. He cheerfully tells Taylor.
Taylor triggers with bug control but altered to have much higher range and much less multi-tasking capabilities. She does not tell Danny.
Taylor is upset with Danny. She loudly tells Danny.
Misunderstandings ensue.
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I'm trying to write this story to fall somewhere between a slice-of-life, drama, and comedy, with some violence...
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A dark path not taken was cast as the child of prophecy fails early on in her journey. She sobs in failure as she stares at the lonely star in the sky asking why it made her cling to false hope, but as the curtain drops around her, she wakes up into a new day. A new world that gives her the most precious wish she yearned, but is it really all that easy? Or will this wish become a lie as well?
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In which Taylor is absolutely, one hundred percent not a Villain even if the voice in her head wishes that she would be. Taylor's powers might be a bit strange, but she is definitely going to use her powers for good. She is never going to become a Villain no matter what the voice in her head tries to push her toward. Really. She isn't. Even if her powers aren't exactly PR-friendly, and certain people would really, really deserve it if she did, and some things might do more good than harm in...
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Queen Administrator is pretty sure she's been dumped into an experimental world intended to let humans overcome their design flaws and become less disgusting in general. It's working. However, she'd be a lot happier if Host's hormones stopped trying to turn QA's intellectual appreciation for a specific pinnacle of humanity and combat into something unnecessarily complicated. <Stop blaming me for this!>
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A young woman tries to find true love.
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Inspired by a discussion about Titans which inspired me to ask: what if Taylor came out of the locker already fused with QA? This is pure uncut crack. You've been warned.
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Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. She is rather put out by this, but since she's already dead, she may as well have a good time with it. Not to mention, Queenie got bored, which is how Taylor comes by this marvelous opportunity to get her kicks doing... something? Something funny, hopefully.
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Check out Taylor Hebert, nerd computer ace.
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Queen Administrator is honestly amazed that the local experimental world has yet to implode. Local humans seem to be inordinately selfish and unreasonable, and their culture of pursuing grudges despite harmful consequences remains a net drain on society. At least their irrational behavior should make it easier for her to acquire power for herself, right? The disturbingly homicidal memory imprint left by her vessel's former occupant certainly seems to think so. All she has to do is avoid...
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So it occurred to me that it might be a good idea to have a place for me to dump my random...
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Welcome, to a perfectly normal stations of canon wormfic. Or not.
Each chapter shall be EXACTLY...
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Author's note: Rated M for crude humor. Two absurd characters enter Brockton Bay with a single mission: to turn the world upside down through the power of the internet. Dramedy for having lighthearted characters in a world full of rational characters. Fair warning: this story has a Kay and Peele/Trevor Noah styled humor, it may not be suited for those who dislike crude humor.
Sequel Thread Here
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Pilot Episode
It was a standard patrol. Armsmaster, known to those few he trust and commands...
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Introduction
With The Scientist almost halfway done, I decided now's the time to post the other...
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Thanks to @Rhydeble and @Harbin
This is not an attempt at a serious fic. It is not an attempt...
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Summary: A petty, self-obsessed teenager who is suspiciously similar to Greg Veder finds out...
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Index
Summary: Hello. I'm Gen Hazama. I go by the alias Greg Veder, but that's not important...
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Once upon a time a Nice Guy found himself joining a band of the most wonderful chaps he'd ever...
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I will be posting random works here that I actually wrote one shots and all of that. I may take...
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Synopsis: She is the hero humanity needs, but not the one it deserves. This edgy and gothic tale...
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Decided to revive an old SI idea, which is basically "What if the me in Earth Bet triggered?"...
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please ignore this.
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Hi, folks.
Some of you may know me from SB - I finally got past my crippling laziness and...
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The Shard of Badass
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“Kids!” I thought “He’s going to kill kids! Fuck FUCK fuckity fuck...