surprise I ain't dead
22
In which Lisa has a bad morning, moves into a new home, and meets the neighbors.
Lisa woke up with a hell of a lot on her mind, and whispers that were quiet yet incessant, like the voices in her head were watching and waiting.
She heard distant barking, dogs chattering happily over Rachel's soft greetings as her teammate tended to her pack.
Lisa opened her eyes, and promptly shielded them with an arm as light bit into her sockets.
Ugh, how long had she been asleep?
She groaned, pushed herself off the couch and slowly to her feet. She had an actual bedroom, and she'd thought she'd fallen asleep there…? Grah. Whatever.
Lisa stumbled forward, out of the living room and into the kitchen, where the familiar sight of a broken refrigerator and disconnected stovetop greeted her.
The pantry, of course, held the usual suspects. Cereal again for her today.
Lisa flopped into her seat, bowl of unappetizing grain in one hand and tasteless protein bar in another.
(They were only here to begin with because Brian swore by the things. Unlike things with actual flavor, they kept forever.)
The motions of breakfast consumed her body, mindlessly spooning dry cereal and biting off chunks of what was supposedly chocolate. It left her mind free to wander, to ponder.
And she really did have a lot to think about. Most of all, though, it was
Coil.
He went from demanding no contact with the Devils to demanding she investigate them in three days. Something had to have him spooked.
Given that he'd given the order last night and she'd woken up in the morning? This probably wasn't a throwaway timeline. Existential questions aside, it meant he was very serious about figuring the Devils out.
Was Coil planning to take them out? It'd make sense. The Devils had too much power and were creating too much change for him to ignore, but his normal hooks wouldn't work on them: too headstrong for threats, too self-sufficient for offers of support.
Maybe he could have blackmailed them with Riley's identity, which Lisa was absolutely sure he knew because he wasn't stupid. That could be a thing.
Either way, he wanted more information. That made sense. But what did it mean for her? He'd wanted her away from them earlier, but…
Lisa opened up the lid on her power, but instead a whisper rose to the surface, low and smoky and sweet and loving.
"Does it matter, darling? You already knew what he was going to do, one way or another."
She blinked.
He didn't want to expose you to excess contamination; he sees it as an obstacle to controlling you, her power belatedly added.
Now he has a plan, and he's willing to take that risk to execute it. He will
kill you if he deems it expedient.
...to be fair, she was pretty sure that last part had always been true.
Be useful or be dead. Probably both, if the asshole had his way.
Her spoon clinked against the bottom of the bowl.
Lisa looked down at the empty bowl, at the remains of her protein bar, and allowed herself a little sigh.
Said remains quickly disappeared into her mouth, before she had even finished standing.
She pushed the bowl into the sink, ran a little water, and dragged herself out the door.
Light and sound assaulted her, sharp pain stabbing into her forehead as Lisa stumbled outside into the realm of the burning sun and of Rachel's yapping dogs.
She heard herself let out an awful sound, nearly drowned out in the general excitement associated with her teammate's dogs as they sprinted across the sidewalk in chase of a bright red ball bouncing merrily away.
Rachel spared Lisa only the slightest glance.
Probably disappointed she wasn't up earlier.
Lisa squinted a bit, rubbed up to clear her eyes, and opened her lips.
"Coil's going to try to kill me, if I don't give him what he wants."
"Fuck that. Kill him first."
She had to admit that her teammate was nothing if not practical.
"I don't think I can get there in the next couple of days, Rachel."
Bitch grunted one of her usual enigmatic grunts. "You gonna run with your tail between your legs, then?"
Lisa pursed her lips. "Dunno where to go. For all I know, he'll drag me into his basement the moment I step out of line."
"The cops?"
"What? He has people in the PRT-"
"I'm not fucking stupid," Rachel snarled. "Cops. Fuzz. Feds. Eff bee eye."
Lisa blinked. "I'm… sorry?"
"Never seen a fed who didn't hate the PRT's guts. And asshole capes who think they're smart always write 'em off."
That… actually kind of made sense? A jurisdictional clusterfuck might put her out of reach of Coil, at least for a little while. She didn't trust the local departments to be free of Coil's influence, but maybe if she could get down to the FBI field office in Boston…
"Coward," someone whispered. It sounded a bit like her.
"What are you gonna do, then?"
"He comes after my pack," Rachel growled, "he deserves what he gets. Same as always."
Lisa hummed.
"...if I was going to kill him, would you help? Hypothetically."
"You gonna keep helping the dogs?"
"Of course."
"Then fuck him. He's a creep."
Again: Nothing if not practical.
At that moment, something seemed to stir in the air. Maybe just for Lisa, but she heard distant voices all the same, a trio of familiar sounds echoing into her ear as if from somewhere - or some
when - far away.
"There is nothing to fear when it is two against the devil."
"But we can't wait to see what they'll do against the three worst girls since Eve."
She shivered.
Rachel definitely noticed, but said nothing.
Lisa breathed in, tried to clear her mind for a second.
"...you wanna get the Devils and fuck up Coil with them?" Of course, Coil wanted her with the Devils to gather info anyways, but Lisa doubted that would inure Rachel to the idea.
"Don't trust 'em," Rachel grumbled.
"They're not creeps."
"Mmm," she conceded.
"Worst they're gonna ask is to be allowed to play with the dogs."
"Hrmg."
"Also, Coil has a drug-addicted child in his basement and that's kind of fucked up?"
"Mnnnnnnn."
"...Taylor would want us to deal with him?"
That last one triggered an immediate response, as Rachel suddenly turned away from her dogs and whirled to glare straight at Lisa.
Somehow, she managed to meet her gaze for a full ten seconds without blinking.
"...fine."
Lisa couldn't help her exhale as Rachel lowered her eyes.
"We should take our stuff too. The other Undersiders aren't coming back here anytime soon, and your dogs would be safer somewhere Coil doesn't have his eyes on."
"You're getting the car."
"...that's fair."
Getting there by car was a pain.
Getting the car was the easy part.
Still, less of a pain than dragging everything on foot.
The first thing she spotted was the shape flying away from it, two figures in colorful, baggy costumes with the smaller one cradling the larger in their arms.
Silhouettes suggest teenage girl and adult man, her power chimed as she turned her head to track their flight.
Rune wouldn't come here. Girl is Glory Girl. Postures suggest familiarity. Passenger is a family member. Passenger is Flashbang.
Huh. Well, as long as they didn't come down here, it wasn't her problem. But why had they been here in the first place?
She threw the groaning old pickup into neutral, letting the sputtering engine rest as it coasted on through the remains of a parking lot and rolled to a halt by the mall's main entrance. In her defense, the brakes on this thing either barely worked or didn't work at all, she still couldn't tell which.
Rachel kicked open the door and jumped to the ground before the truck had stopped (which was fair, it was a shitty truck). A chorus of barks and excitement immediately went up from the bed, and a dozen dogs were jumping all over her before she'd so much as lowered the tailgate (which, surprisingly, was still attached to the truck).
Lisa turned off the engine, hopefully for the last time, and got the hell out of the stupid shitty truck. Above her, Weymouth Mall loomed.
It was certainly
more than yesterday. She remembered a relatively basic lattice across the front facade, wires and glass filling in for broken windows and sliding doors. Now the entranceway had, for lack of a better word,
bloomed, layers of steel vines and brass flowers crawling up in sinuous, intricate patterns all up the height of the wall. Lisa could even make out Hebrew script scrawled through the metalwork, though of course she had no idea what it meant.
(
"And you shall write them upon the doorposts of your house and upon your gates," someone whispered, and Lisa honestly wasn't sure who it was. Venus, maybe?)
Rachel left behind all the stuff packed into the truck for now, instead striding through the open archway with her excited crowd of canines in hot pursuit. Lisa felt a little sheepish as she fell in with the pack behind Rachel's confident gait.
An empty mall was always an awkward space, and even a handful of capes couldn't make the long, barren hallways feel quite natural. The jungle of clay and ironwork growing around the tree of life was definitely a start, though. No Signal today, but the
soft electronic ambiance did a lot to warm the atmosphere, too.
Neptune laid against a wall, casually dripping as she clicked away at a phone, cool as a cucumber.
Relaxed, amused. Is enjoying her texting. Is paying attention to Venus.
Venus was more lively. Nervous, too, if that jittering was anything to go by, wings glancing this way and that.
She sees with her wings and flies with her eyes. Watching. Watching for trouble. Neptune is looking to her for cues. Venus is keeping watch and Neptune is here to guard. They could take you.
Guard what, exactly?
Before Lisa could zero in on that thought, Venus made eye contact with Rachel. Surprisingly, the Devil brightened.
"You're back!" she called, an innocent little smile pushing aside some of the tension.
Rachel, of course, was having none of it. "We're moving in," she announced. "Where do we put our shit?"
Venus blinked.
Neptune flipped her phone shut, craned her head away from the wall. "Y'know, we have a strict no-villainy policy here at Eden Acres," she drawled, the usual smirk rising to her face.
"Fuck off," Rachel growled, fixing her eyes on the dribbling Devil.
Neptune went on as though she hadn't spoken. "Fortunately, I don't see any villains here, so that shouldn't be a problem. Just try not to rob any banks while you're here, 'mkay?"
Their eyes stayed fixed, Rachel glaring and Neptune deliberately casual, for a good long few seconds.
"Um, we have some apartments ready on the second floor? Take the ramp on your right," Venus helpfully added, gesturing with her wings towards the corridor in question, ramp receding into the distance before curling around and out of sight. (Wait, how did that even fit? More eldritch geometry?) "We don't really have a kennel or anything like that, but I'm sure I can put something together!"
At that, Rachel finally bit out a grunt and stalked off. With a whistled command, a pack of yapping dogs followed, racing past Lisa and leaving her in awkward silence with the two Devils.
She cracked a smile. "So what's behind the door?"
"I have
no idea what you're talking about," Neptune purred, fixing Lisa with that smirk of hers in return.
"You're hiding a Dallon family reunion in there," she guessed.
Judging by the way Neptune coughed, Lisa was dead on the money.
"Hey!"
Venus drew Lisa's gaze away. Her arms were crossed, her face set in a fierce frown. "If you're just here to needle us, we can and will throw you out. If you want to know something, you can
ask, like a normal person!"
Lisa blinked, took a step back.
Ah, right, this feeling. Guilt. How she didn't miss it.
She threw up her hands. "Sorry. I just… sorry. Habit."
"Better unlearn those habits if you want to hang out here, darling," Neptune advised. Unlike Venus, she didn't sound too mad. She was understanding, even, though Lisa wouldn't go so far as to call it
kind. "Why
do you want to move in?
Obviously everyone wants to hang out with us, but I want to hear it from you."
Asking for vulnerability. Vulnerability leads to trust. Sincerity leads to compassion.
Lisa gulped, gathered her thoughts.
"... My boss wants dirt on you. If I don't deliver, he'll throw me in a cell. And… he might do that anyways after I give him what he wants. I wouldn't put it past him."
This, at least, softened Venus's anger, and even Neptune seemed a little more sympathetic.
"No shit, sister? That's some bullshit right there," she mused.
"Do you know what he wants?" Venus asked, gentler this time.
"To get rid of you, one way or another. The boss has big plans about controlling the underworld in this city, and you get in the way of that. You disrupt the status quo, you act unpredictably, and he just can't have that."
Neptune rolled her eyes. "Goddddddd he sounds like a prick."
Lisa smiled faintly. "You don't know the half of it."
"I can believe it. So this guy is gonna try and fuck with us, huh?" she drawled, though the conversationally snarky tone was in stark contrast to the seriousness burning in her eyes.
"One way or another," Lisa agreed, "though I'm not sure exactly what his plans are. He's still got a handful of capes on his payroll, sure, and a sizable contingent of mercenaries, but it's his intel and influence that makes him really dangerous. Maybe he'd create a situation that forces the PRT to run you out of town? His power's just the icing on the cake, really."
Neptune blinked, then grinned, leaning in close in a manner that found Lisa scooting back just a little. "Oh, I've gotta hear this. They keep coming up with more and more bullshit capes, so I bet this'll be real good. Spill, Leese."
It was all she could do not to interrogate the many, many things wrong with what Neptune just said.
"Uh. Okay, so Coil's power, as I understand it, is that he perceives two separate realities, two timelines, whatever. He can make different choices, leading to different outcomes. At any time, he can pick one of those timelines to be the one that actually happened, and the other one just never happened- but he still has any knowledge he gained from the dropped timeline. It's got scary amounts of utility, if we're being honest."
Neptune hid her grin behind a hand. "Oh my satan that is so ridiculous. Like, I fought the Siberian, and this is more ridiculous than the Siberian, which was on a whole level of ridiculousness up there with Eidolon or Ziz, which-"
"Wait, back up, you fought the
Siberian?"
"What can I say, sister? If you want to make a Riley omelet, you gotta break some Slaughterhouse Nine eggs."
"Um, Siberian was weird, but this Coil guy raises much more interesting questions?" Venus piped up. (She even raised a hand like she was in a classroom, though she didn't really wait to speak or anything.) "Like, he creates and destroys realities or something. There are so many existential implications to that! Even God can't create universes on the fly!"
"I don't know if it's all that," Lisa hedged. "If he was actually
creating universes, you'd think he'd be able to do more with that than just change his personal choices?"
Neptune chuckled. "So what's this fucker actually doing with his power, hotshot?"
That, Lisa thought,
is a question I've wasted far too many nights on.
"My best guess? Precognition is a thing, even if nobody really knows how it works. Maybe he sees both 'timelines' with subconscious precognition and picks one before they're even created. It
could be some kind of Manton-effect limitation to keep his brain from overloading, I
guess? Best I have right now, at least."
"Soooo about where we started. No choice but to throw it on the 'superpowers are bullshit' pile and drink to forget." Neptune made an exaggerated shrugging motion. "So, you gonna help us with whatever bullshit this Coil guy is going to try and pull?"
Lisa nodded, because the alternative would have made her feel like even more of a heel than before. And it wasn't like she had anywhere to run.
"Lemme talk to the guests, then. See if they're cool with you poking around."
And with that, Neptune spun on the spot, a whirl of water splashing over Lisa's face as the Devil strutted through one of the ex-storefronts with her head held high.
Lisa coughed up a few stray drops, squinted at the retreating figure.
Guests are recent, guests have reason to be concerned about strangers, about you in particular-
A flash of light stabbed into her eyes, ruining her sight and leaving her seeing spots. Venus, off to her side, going off like a professional grade camera.
"Hey-"
Venus cut her off with a giggle. "I know that look. No staring at Nep's butt without my permission!"
"I, buh, what."
Lisa's face burned.
Venus rested her cheeks in her palms, a cherubic little smile of mischief painted on her face.
"I-i wasn't looking at her ass, I was just… uh…"
Trying to snoop with her power. Oops.
"You really are nosy," Venus teased. "But if it ends up like this every time, I don't mind. You're cute when you're flustered."
Lisa should have known better than to show a reaction, but whatever Venus saw on her face only encouraged her. Grah.
She glanced aside, breaking eye contact with the myriad gaze. In doing so, her vision naturally swept over the mall again, the warm rivers of life pushing up beneath the floor tiles, the vines of living clay tangled with swirling ironwork, the little cozy rooms with gently glowing floors and not-quite-Euclidean dimensions.
"You put a lot of work into this place," she observed, if only to redirect the conversation from the previous awkwardness.
Venus smiled, a slightly less teasing smile when Lisa cared to look back at it. "I did. Riley and Jupes helped a bunch, but still! There's still a lot I'm figuring out. I've made shelters before, played with space and angles too, but something like this is new to me, you know? But that makes it more exciting!"
Lisa nodded. "What are you trying to do here, then? It's obviously bigger than just a place to live…"
"It'd be a shame to waste all this space, right? That's why I wanted this place to begin with, when we decided we ought to have a place to live if we were going to stay here longer than a couple of days. Well, Jupiter was fine with whatever was comfortable and didn't displace other people, and Neptune had scoped out what used to be a police station before Leviathan, because, and I quote, 'fuck the police.'"
Even Lisa couldn't help but smile at that.
"When I looked here, I saw potential, you know? Not just for us, but for anyone else who was willing to come. Building a better world where the old world had fallen…"
Venus drifted off, eyes slowly turning to the open ceiling and the sun shining down.
"...I hope it goes well," Lisa offered.
"I appreciate it," Venus murmured. "Feel free to pitch in, you know? We could always use another pair of hands."
Lisa allowed herself a tiny smirk. "Are you saying Jupiter doesn't have enough hands for everything?"
Venus flushed. "Yes. No. Maybe. Don't tell her I said that, okay?"
"I won't." After all, that would remove her ability to tease Venus with the possibility.
Any further conversation was occluded as Neptune took that moment to emerge from the archway, fixing Lisa with the most serious look she could muster. It wasn't very serious. Definitely a bit of a smirk there.
"You're clear, Lisa. Amy and Carol and Riley and Jupiter are there, go talk to 'em. Just remember, no needling. I told Jupes to punch you right in the kisser if you start talking shit."
"W-well then."
She had never in her life felt so called out as she felt right now.
As it turned out, Amy and Carol were indeed Amy and Carol
Dallon.
Lisa had figured as much, but that didn't make it more comfortable when she saw what had happened to them.
Carol Dallon, Brandish, looked tired. Maybe it was the stitches scrawled across her body, or the discolored patches of flesh all over, or the hastily cobbled together clothing of silk and leaves that made a valiant attempt to resemble her costume while actually being basically a casual dress. Or maybe it was just the weight in her eyes as she regarded Lisa, cool and calm and professional but so very, very
weary.
Injuries healed by Bonesaw. Artificial flesh created from her body. Something big has happened to her, something she's still coming to terms with-
Panacea, Amy, was a completely different story. She didn't have clothes at all, save for her own body - or bodies, rather. The brunette was sitting across from her mother, but it would be more accurate to say she was sitting in a pile of her own bodies. Hands covering her modesty, hands holding her up at the rear, bodies sprawled around her in abstract compositions, all of them flowing together, all of them connected. A half-dozen eyes glared weakly at Lisa, though it softened quickly as their gazes held.
"The garden of flesh," the whispers suggested.
"The garden of desire."
Riley was there too, sitting with them, while Jupiter half-stood, half-floated nearby. All four of them had little earthenware mugs, Lisa noted. Riley fidgeted with hers. Carol's mug sat at the table in front of her, gently steaming into the air. Jupiter's floated somewhere in the storm of hands, warming her face. Amy sipped at hers with a spare mouth when she thought Lisa wasn't looking, promptly flushing and hiding it away when she realized Lisa
was looking.
"Hey, bank robber," she grumbled.
"Tattletale," Carol murmured, crisp and professional.
Lisa swallowed, then nodded. "That's me. I assume Neptune got you up to speed?"
Carol folded her hands. "You raised concerns that your employer would somehow manipulate the PRT into aggressive action. What resources would he have to accomplish this?"
"He has people within the PRT. Director Piggot's safe, and I want to say that the heroes themselves are clean. But he's got a lot of people in the squads who he can burn in a pinch. And a scary amount of
information; I think he might actually work for the PRT himself in some capacity?"
"You think he could manufacture an incident."
"Absolutely."
Carol shook her head. "Things are tense enough here already. Director Piggot, personally, asked for Amy to go over Riley's work, and…"
"Hey, about that, maybe we can stop with this weird relaying-things-through-you arrangement? Y'know, when we get out of here," Amy cut in.
Carol blinked as she turned to her. "That… yes, yes we can do that," she murmured, almost sounding surprised by her own response. "I'll make sure you have all the contact information you need. Just… please still talk to me about anything big, okay? For your mother's sake."'
Their eyes didn't
quite meet, but something still passed between them before Amy replied.
"I guess I can live with that."
Lisa took that moment to raise the obvious question. "So, you're a… devil now?"
"Fuck if I know," Amy grumbled. "That's what they tell me. I don't really feel it myself. I just feel like… like me, I guess? And that's way scarier than any theological bullshit anyway."
Lisa nodded.
Yeah. It was.
"Well, as fascinating as this is, I assume you didn't invite me here just to gawk."
Carol cleared her throat. "I was hoping you could help us plan. The PRT will be sending a representative in about two hours."
"Two hours twenty-two minutes," Riley helpfully clarified.
"About two hours," Carol repeated. "And I would rather like a third perspective on how to convey the gravity of the situation
without my daughter ending up in solitary confinement. Not to mention that Eden," she nodded to Jupiter, who nodded back, "obviously have their own interests to consider."
"Brandish, I'm psychic, not Accord."
"Tattletale," Carol said dryly, "if you were psychic, you wouldn't be robbing banks like a common criminal."
Lisa winced. Amy smirked.
Carol ignored them both. "Here's what I had in mind…"
A/N: I just want to address real life for a moment. It's a little belated, but hey, this is still going on, and for a lot of people it's been going on for decades, if not centuries. The world, and certainly the United States where I live, is in rough shape now. And really, it has been for a while. Nonetheless, a lot of things in this fanfic have become much more relevant to our current moment than I'd like. If you've read this far, I'm assuming you don't mind some Overt Politics, so here we go:
Accepting that our differences don't make us monsters is just one part of liberation. The next part is realizing how much we have in common, that we all need food and water and shelter and love and care and dignity. The
next part is realizing who and what denies those things when we need them most. (hint: they have a lot of money and they're not the Jews, I will sic a Golem on you I swear to god.)
Also all cops are bastards, black lives matter, this story was probably written on stolen land but I don't actually know, no justice no peace, fascism is bad actually, et cetera.
And also got me thinking again: is Neptune black? Probably not, right? but her portraits
do have notably darker skin than those of Jupiter and Venus and I feel like that still plays into her character or internal arc where the world gets pissy at her for not letting it walk over her, and so she gets mad at the world and spits out bile… or maybe she's just tanned, who knows, call me out if this is racist bullshit. Also feel free to provide your thoughts as long as they aren't racist bullshit.