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3. Chaldea Breaktime
Per routine, Taylor Hebert brushed her teeth as she wandered from the misty bathroom to the drier living room, with a towel as a hat and holding a cup of clean water. Morning showers are the best.

There in the living room came a sneak attack.

"Bye, Taylor. Take it easy, okay?"

"'kay, dad. Love you too."

With a kiss on his daughter's forehead and a prideful smile, Danny Hebert went out the door for work.

Taylor smirked at her father's renewed vigor. He seemed happier than she last remembered. She wondered why.

A swig of water plus spit later, Taylor used a free hand to dry the rest of her hair while holding the cup of spittle with a toothbrush in the other.

"Mom had some weird fashion sense…" Taylor muttered, dressed in a colored tank top and drawstring palazzos, pajamas you would expect from an English professor. Your old clothes can't really fit you anymore if you had a growth spurt of three years. "Then again, who cares about the clothes you wear in your own house?"

A flicker of history lessons came to mind. Some of the very prideful and vain figures that maintained a high status all their life, regardless if they're alone. Some of which she knew personally.

"Oh. Right. Nero. If anything, she'll make it a contest." Taylor shuddered at the memory of NeroFest.

"Good morning, master." Came a soft and ragged voice.

"Morning, Ma- aaaaah?!" Taylor jumped at the sight of her dining room filled with paper, strings, and clippings.

But she was more focused on the sight of her beloved kohai in her casual attire looking very exhausted, who was up and at attention. The Round Table leaned on a nearby wall, equally caked in papers and string.

"Mash! Were you up all night!? I thought I tucked you in!" Taylor sputtered.

"I couldn't sleep after what Vinci told me last night." Mash laughed weakly. Taylor saw the bags under Mash's eyes. "We've been working on researching this parallel world. Here."

Mash held out a particularly thick dossier to her master.

"I thought I told you to not worry about it. Whatever Vinci told you could wait for today." Taylor scolded her kohai, taking the dossier. "What did you two work on anyway?"

"A generalized list of interests, more or less." A voice crackled into existence. "We figured since you've been gone for so long, you should be refreshed on what you've forgotten."

"Capes, gangs, persons of interests, organizations, unspoken rules of agreement, modern shared mentality, the current status of countries…" Taylor flipped through the document that was written with care. Her memory refreshed in remembrance as she continued on. She couldn't help but compliment Mash's penmanship.

"Thank you, senpai." Mash had the hint of embarrassment upon being praised or it could be the exhaustion catching up. You could see her wobbling in place.

"Ok." Taylor dropped everything to the dinner table, the cup and the document. "You need sleep."

"But-"

"No buts, Mash. You're human now and humans need sleep." Taylor refused to let her kohai be like this. "Come on." Abruptly, she lifted Mash up in a bridal carry and made a beeline to the stairs. There was no sign of Taylor struggling with carrying Mash.

"No…" Mash muttered, her strength leaving her. She wanted to put up more of a fight, to do more for her senpai, but her body betrayed her.

Kicking the door to her room open, Taylor dropped Mash onto her bed without any fanfare. Her old room, Taylor sighed in content. Nostalgia is always nice.

"Senpai's bed." Mash's voice lets out a sigh of relief. "So soft."

"Get your rest, Mash. You've done great." Taylor patted Mash's head and tucked her in, replacing her glasses from the bed stand with Mash's.

Mash didn't reply, already whisked away to dreamland.

Tossing the towel hanging on her shoulders to the laundry bin on the way out, Taylor closed the door behind her.

"A few hours should do her good." Taylor sighed.

"That was rather out of the blue." Vinci giggled.

"A senpai should do all they can for their kohai." Taylor lectured. "I wouldn't be a senpai in the first place if I didn't."

"Yes yes, I know." Vinci chuckled.

"So give me the abstract." Taylor changed the topic quick. "I remember enough to know the world is awful and spiraling out of control."

"Aw, and Mash stayed up all night making that for you." Vinci teased.

"I know I know. You know what I mean." Taylor was in the midst of washing the cup and her toothbrush from earlier.

"Fine fine. I'll just start with the most pressing issue." Vinci snickered. "This world doesn't have mana, no?"

"Nope." Taylor began pulling down all the strings and papers and clippings, neatly putting them in a pile for later use.

"Then why were Chaldea's systems able to analyze this world's history?" Vinci questioned. "There are no spiritrons nor magic particles for Chaldea to analyze with."

"I would like to say the holy grails infused within me, but I didn't output any mana ever since I came here." Taylor shuts down one theory.

"Curiously, the world does have some sort of energies floating about. Or worlds rather." Vinci explained. "Tapping into these energies for the same results was child's play for someone like me." Her voice was beaming with pride.

"Okay, I'm going to assume these energies are related to parahumans." Taylor jumped to a conclusion. After everything that happened so far, it wouldn't be surprising. "Just get to the point please, Vinci."

"Alright alright. I've studied these energies and they do indeed correlate to parahumans. They essentially lead to alternate dimensions should an individual realize their potential." Vinci revealed. "I've looked into these worlds and noticed organisms, not unlike Beasts. They're connected to those individuals. These organisms are parts of a whole, much like how demon pillars can connect to each other."

Flipping through the papers again, Taylor looked at the section relating to Vinci's debrief. "So basically, when people trigger, the transdimensional organs connect to them and grant them powers to warp reality according to who the individual is and how they are at their current moment. This process spans across multiple versions of Earth excluding the Earths where the World and Mana exist, oddly enough."

Taylor sighed and stood up to stretch.

"What are we looking at? Demons? Extraterrestrial life? An alternate incarnation of the World and its mana? A manifestation of a facet of Humanity? The best specimen of a powerful species in hiding? Spirits hiding in the spaces between Worlds? A secret technological breakthrough went horribly right? Is Scion involved?" Taylor began comparing her previous exploits to the current situation, a type of sizing up the competition.

"Do you remember he was the first parahuman to appear?" Vinci asked.

"Yep. Who could forget the flying Oscar?" Taylor twisted and stretched her body as warm up. She was surprised she remembered all of this parahuman knowledge so quickly. It must've been the buzzwords and key phrases. Much like how a musician remembers musical terms despite years of no practice. "Plus with how mysterious he was, it'd be obvious to ask questions."

Taylor humored the idea of Scion being a holy grail himself. They're both golden. Same difference, right?

"It's an alien. Multidimensional. It came in a pair." Vinci classified the apparent threat. "I've seen its actual body. It spanned several dimensions, fairly enough. It was also rather depressed. It's a widower."

"Being a renaissance woman is fun for you, huh?" Taylor rolled her eyes, making her way to the laundry room.

"Oh, you know me so well." Vinci giggled.

"One more question," Taylor grabbed her dried mystic code from the dryer; she was glad they're machine washable. "Is it doing anything wrong and should I care about what it's going to do?"

"Not particularly. It seemed resigned to do nothing exciting. Without its partner, it can't do anything." Vinci felt pity for the beast. "Oh, it's so sad."

"Then let sleeping dogs lie." Taylor straightened her collar. She smelled of lavender fabric softener. "If it doesn't plan on pulling a Velber, then we should leave it alone. It's not a threat to Humanity. If anything, it gave Humanity powers. That's a plus. Now obviously there would be an ulterior motive that possibly involves destroying the host species; however, I'm assuming since it has no one to tango with, its plan is dead in the water. Case closed."

"As you say, master." Vinci chuckled.

"Now all we need to do is to deal with the people misusing its gifts to Humanity… I should grab breakfast and groceries." Taylor made plans for today. "The fridge is emptier than I remember…"

"Ho ho? Planning a vacation, I see?" Vinci teased.

"Now that you mention it, it wouldn't hurt to take a few days off," Taylor hmm'd, "Vinci, were there any other signs of singularities when we left?"

"No. CHALDEAS has been quiet ever since you left." Vinci laughed. "Enjoy your vacation, Taylor. I'll always be here whenever you required assistance-"

"HUSBAND! MY HUSBAND! WHERE ARE YOU!? ARE YOU OKAY?! WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK!? YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY!!" Came a loud yet worried cry of passion.

Ah, there she was. Taylor was sure Kiyohime would skip communications and just go straight to her altogether. For once, the young maiden put her husband ahead of herself.

That reminds her…

"I love you too, Kiyohime." Taylor gave one quick declaration before adopting a serious tone. "Da Vinci, is there any way to recreate the 2nd magic like Mash and I had done?"

"Ah, I was wondering when you were going to ask that." Vinci lit up while Taylor could hear a flurry of embarrassed and prideful mumbling. "To be frank, I was curious about how you two managed the 2nd magic in the first place. The only person capable was the old man."

Taylor thought about the Wizard Marshall. He was infamous in the Mage Association for his… eccentric tendencies. Whether her returning home was some magical fluke or the result of his machinations will be known in due time, Taylor was sure of it.

"But! I have been able to work around the fact that the world you're in lacking mana! With the combination of the other energies there PLUS the kaleidoscope craft essence, rayshifting is back in business!" Vinci sounded particularly satisfied with herself. "Although, I find it odd with how quickly I managed to solve that hiccup. It's as if the problem solved itself rather conveniently."

That… does seem a bit strange. Puzzle pieces don't fall into place so easily.

"Post it on the fridge, Vinci. I'm hungry for breakfast." Taylor cradled her growling stomach. There was a time for critical thinking; now was not it.

"Ah yes, of course! Well, if you need anything-" Vinci made it clear that the conversation was over.

"Wait." Taylor had one last request.

"Hm? What is it?" Vinci was a bit too quick on answering. It's as if she was waiting for Taylor to ask for something.

"Have you tested it yet?" Taylor sounded as if she's giving a stern lecture.

"It? Oh! You mean the rayshift!" Vinci played innocent. "Of course I did! I've used it on Cú several times! It works perfectly!"

Taylor hoped PETA doesn't hear of this. She'll need to make it up to him after all of this. "Right, assemble a team."

"Oh? Are you in trouble?" Vinci teased, knowing why.

"No. I just need someone with me. I don't like shopping alone." Taylor tried her best attempt at an excuse.

"Alright, who do you need?" Vinci giggled. She knew Taylor didn't want to be alone anymore. With what she went through, Taylor always wants to be with family and friends. She wants to show her servants her home! Her master isn't honest with herself at all!

"Let me think…" Taylor cupped her chin.

Whoever she's bringing, Taylor just hopes this vacation of her goes smoothly.
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AN: If you've been fighting nonstop for three years, of course, you would want a vacation. I've been reading the discussions and I'm loving what I'm seeing. Food for thought. It's giving me ideas.
"See, your policy is essentially fear, intimidation, and/or tugging on their heartstrings until the other party complies. My policy boils down to carrying the biggest stick in the room and the detonator to the nuke in the next room over. I'd like to thank Colonel for that one."
-Taylor Hebert, attempting diplomacy
 
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It? Oh! You mean the rayshift!" Vinci played innocent. "Of course I did! I've used it on Cú several times! It works perfectly!"
Poor Cu. Da Vinci-chan is abusing his cockroach-like survivability.

Anyway, if she's going shopping I would think she would bring a mostly female team and a few guys that are willing to offer shopping tips/carry the stuff.

So Emiya because mama Emiya knows how to shop and Karna since, well, Karna is up for anything, Marie, Jeanne, and either Suzuka or Musashi since they'll both fit in relatively easily.

Medusa and Kuro/Illya could fit in easily as well, when I think about it.

...Speaking of Karna, I imagine that besides the obvious...lack of assets, Taylor would remind him of a more outgoing and extroverted Jinako.
 
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Bring Kiyohime! Its obviously a terrible idea but she's a top class Waifu! And also she was definitely concerned about Taylor, and a chance to learn about her husband's home is something she definitely won't give up!

Also we need more writing with Kiyohime, as someone whose already grailed her. Kiyo lovers unite!
 

I´ve heard Saber Alter is a crafty shopper, Jeanne Alter is out of her savings, but sports a nice new dress.


Edit: on the teambuilding thing from a page ago, Ozymandias comes with an ancient egyptian Headquarter free of charge. If you can ignore all the Sphinxes and the poisonous air.
 
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"Mash! Were you up all night!? I thought I tucked you in!" Taylor sputtered.
So, Taylor tucks Mash in every night, huh? Good to know.
There was no sign of Taylor struggling with carrying Mash.
Well, yeah. She's not exactly baseline human anymore.
"Alright alright. I've studied these energies and they do indeed correlate to parahumans. They essentially lead to alternate dimensions should an individual realize their potential." Vinci revealed. "I've looked into these worlds and noticed organisms, not unlike Beasts. They're connected to those individuals. These organisms are parts of a whole, much like how demon pillars can connect to each other."
There goes that charade.
"HUSBAND! MY HUSBAND! WHERE ARE YOU!? ARE YOU OKAY?! WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK!? YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY!!" Came a loud yet worried cry of passion.
Ah, Kiyo. Never change.
"Although, I find it odd with how quickly I managed to solve that hiccup. It's as if the problem solved itself rather conveniently."
Curious. It don't know if she's being medium-aware and knows that it might be author fiat, or if it's because of an actual reason.
"It? Oh! You mean the rayshift!" Vinci played innocent. "Of course I did! I've used it on Cú several times! It works perfectly!"

Taylor hoped PETA doesn't hear of this.
SHE'S NOT HUMAN!
 
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"It? Oh! You mean the rayshift!" Vinci played innocent. "Of course I did! I've used it on Cú several times! It works perfectly!"

Taylor hoped PETA doesn't hear of this. She'll need to make it up to him after all of this. "Right, assemble a team."
Oh that is one hell of a burn there Taylor.
Also I'm saying it ahead of time since given what Vinci tends to do, it's bound to happen eventually
*sucks in breath*
OMG YOU KILLED LANCER!!
 
...I am very curious, is Kiyo calling Taylor her husband? If so then I am even more curious about something other things including a Station of Canon... Pretty sure the Protectorate will be showing up soon though given everything that happened the day before.

I know very little about Nasuverse. I'll be using Wikis a lot. I do get the Cú joke at least. Pfft-heh can potentially rewrite Causality yet he's a butt-monkey.

OMG YOU KILLED LANCER!!
"YOU BASTARD!"

Funny thing is I've only watched one or two episodes of South Park yet I still get the reference...
 
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...I am very curious, is Kiyo calling Taylor her husband? If so then I am even more curious about something other things including a Station of Canon...

Yep. Kiyohime doesn't care about gender; in her mind Taylor is her husband and nothing can change that.

The fact that Taylor can casually say that she loves her without a hint of a lie or falsehood is the thing that's more interesting though. Granted, though, staying around Chaldea servants - many of whom fall in love with the master - probably did a bit of altering to Taylor's orientation.
 
And Taylor immediately starts planning for a vacation, as expected. Time to decompress for 3 years' worth!

Hmm, now that I think about it, even though there have been some downtime periods, this would be the first time she'd be back in a normal modern day world with no immediate world-ending horror hanging in her face. So, of course she'd get to doing all the normal life things she's missed, and now she has a friendly retinue to do it with.

Actually, reading some of last posts about possible involvement with the Guild for ganking the big threats, and thinking of who all Chaldea has available, it seems likely that they can deal with Dragon's problems fairly trivially? That would have some fairly huge implications for Earth Bet's long term survival.
 
When talking about yandere, do not forget about Monogamy Fox and her nonexistant tolerance of Harems.
Even if she herself can be up to 9 people. And then there's the sentient blob of poison, aka Hassan of Serenity.
 
...I am very curious, is Kiyo calling Taylor her husband? If so then I am even more curious about something other things including a Station of Canon... Pretty sure the Protectorate will be showing up soon though given everything that happened the day before.

I know very little about Nasuverse. I'll be using Wikis a lot. I do get the Cú joke at least. Pfft-heh can potentially rewrite Causality yet he's a butt-monkey.


"YOU BASTARD!"

Funny thing is I've only watched one or two episodes of South Park yet I still get the reference...

"YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!"
 
Poor Cu.
Anyways, nice chapter and I'm pretty sure no matter what team is brought up there's going to be chaos going on, simply because they're all quite unique in their personality quirks or gear.
Zhuge Liang would be pretty ok to bring in, if only because he doesn't bring in attention and Lord el-Melloi II is from the modern world. EMIYA is a likely candidate for similar reasons as Zhuge Liang but then again he's quite noticeable with his dark skin and white hair, unless you take the Assassin version at which point there's no real interaction going on since he's practically cut off his emotions. Can't take any of the Servants that have obvious special features since it's not going to pass first contact, which cuts off a good chunk of them. Sherlock Holmes maybe to find good quality goods? I haven't played FGO for a long time so I don't know how most of the Servants are but I'm quite certain that maybe it'd be an idea to take at least one of them with Imperial Privilege just in order to get that immediate knowledge in culture and fine arts.
 
Hmm, Taylor really needs to get Jack in there. Not only would Danny go "I have granddaughter?" but sending her to school could be interesting. Jack and Missy Biron, bff's.

I might have also found this nice picture which is currently my desktop image.

 
Hmm, Taylor really needs to get Jack in there. Not only would Danny go "I have granddaughter?" but sending her to school could be interesting. Jack and Missy Biron, bff's.

I might have also found this nice picture which is currently my desktop image.
Add Dinah to their little group, Dinah will never be safer and Coil suddenly develops a phobia of little girls.
 
Add Dinah to their little group, Dinah will never be safer and Coil suddenly develops a phobia of little girls.
That would be fun. Sadly (or even more funnily) Jack got Information Erasure ability which will remove all memories of her appearance, skills, etc...

It should even make impossible to see her from video recordings. I doubt anyone but Dragon could see the data from those.

*splits timeline*

"Whole team is down? What happened?"

*selects safe and splits again*

"Again, what the hell is going on, why can't I see what kills my men?"
 
That would be fun. Sadly (or even more funnily) Jack got Information Erasure ability which will remove all memories of her appearance, skills, etc...

It should even make impossible to see her from video recordings. I doubt anyone but Dragon could see the data from those.

*splits timeline*

"Whole team is down? What happened?"

*selects safe and splits again*

"Again, what the hell is going on, why can't I see what kills my men?"

Information erasure can effect machines too.

So dragons as blind as everyone else.
 
Oh man more Grand Order stories are great. Keep up the good work.

"I would like to say the holy grails infused within me, but I didn't output any mana ever since I came here." Taylor shuts down one theory.

I'm surprised no one mentioned this yet but Taylor is infused with Holy Grails? Who's idea was that, or was that even an actual idea in the first place? It was mentioned earlier that Taylor didn't have any Magic Circuits so was this an attempt to give Taylor an edge?
 
How would EMIYA's reality marble act on Earth Bet? Considering all the holes in that dimension, I don't think any forces would be terribly interested in, and/or able to, closing Unlimited Blade Works.
 
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"Get your rest, Mash. You've done great." Taylor patted Mash's head and tucked her in, replacing her glasses from the bed stand with Mash's
"If it doesn't plan on pulling a Velber, then we should leave it alone. It's not a threat to Humanity. If anything, it gave Humanity powers. That's a plus. Now obviously there would be an ulterior motive that possibly involves destroying the host species; however, I'm assuming since it has no one to tango with, its plan is dead in the water. Case closed."
Taylor tucking Mash in was absolutely adorable. It really does speak to how 3 years of fighting together bonds people together.
And of course Taylor can carry Mash! She punched out Goetia, didn't she?

Scion not going to pull a Velber? Oh, if only you knew, Taylor...
Bets on whether Taylor punches Scion, too?
"HUSBAND! MY HUSBAND! WHERE ARE YOU!? ARE YOU OKAY?! WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK!? YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY!!" Came a loud yet worried cry of passion.

Ah, there she was. Taylor was sure Kiyohime would skip communications and just go straight to her altogether. For once, the young maiden put her husband ahead of herself.

That reminds her…

"I love you too, Kiyohime."
Taylor used Sweet Talk!
Taylor could hear a flurry of embarrassed and prideful mumbling.
It's Super Effective! Kiyohime became Confused!
It's actually kind of cute how easily Taylor handles Kiyohime's clinginess.
sentient blob of poison, aka Hassan of Serenity.
Sentient moe-blob of poison, you mean. Plus, if Medea Lily is there, poison is an afterthought!
 
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