************** Playground 1
Sitting there with Miss Militia in a van was weird as we drove out into the streets around HQ. It was doubly strange as she was wearing ME, and I was shifted to look like Blanket. Emma considered how this plan would play out for her.
"Make sure to smile and wave to any passersby, you are here to make it seem she never left."
Smiling that grin that Taylor --Blanket-- would wear in her costumed personae --even going so far as to waggle the eyebrows on the bear head-- was hard to do as she kept trying to swing her head left and right. Scanning for threat.
"It's harder to act natural if you keep trying to move for me. Relax and let me drive." Emma spoke, using her own mouth to do the speaking. In this form she had one, unlike the coat Shadow Stalker preferred.
"Then how can I scan for threats?"
"Lean back a little and look up." Emma had the option to make accessories --working props really-- to go along with her form shifts. They took a little mass and some of her energy to maintain, but much less if they stayed on her. She'd made a camera with a wide-angle lens looking out the bear head and a phone screen to display it just above Miss Militia's head.
As she did so, she put the control into Miss Militia's hand.
"And if I do see something that is a threat?"
Emma sighed slightly. "Just push against me to control. I will let you take over then. But if you want me to be open and friendly a la Blanket, I can't ignore families to look for threats." Smile and nod at the couple waiting to cross the street. "So where are they really at?"
"Not telling you. Plausible deniability and all that."
The driver snorted audibly.
"What is that all about?" Hannah asked archly.
Emma answered, innocently, "Nothing really, just making faces for the people." She was now sporting an American flag bandanna on her lower face, albeit in patchwork, and was hefting a visibly furry green handgun with her left hand to point out at some teens. As she 'pretend' fired at them, she made the shag of green fur vibrate in waves.
The teens laughed and called out to her as the van drove off.
***********
Spiral was visibly shaken. She'd left Brockton Bay, essentially liquidating her assets for pennies on the dollar, and gone west. They'd only stopped after six days of travel. Her contract allowed her to make calls to Dinah each day for answers for another week and then it was over since she would no longer be able to claim to be acting on Dinah's behalf with her office closed. The excuse of a gas leak had only lasted so far.
They'd picked up four hitchhikers on the way for Mythic, and one cow --the animal kind. She was acting a little peckish again and was now often sporting eight of the girl bodies instead of seven. When had she moved up from six?
Not good.
The girl's power-driven hunger was getting worse. Worse still, her boyfriend Krouse was becoming conditioned to it. Shell shock. The mercenaries were wary around the capes for another reason on top of the sensible powers-are-batshit, especially when they caught her salivating while watching them.
One of them had already slipped away, breaking contract… Or … had he?
They needed to find somewhere to go to ground, and Spiral needed to check in with Cauldron.
She REALLY hated this part.
Dialing the special satellite phone got a terse answer.
"This is Wyvern speaking. What do you need, Spiral?" Straight to business. Inhuman. Efficient. Tamara WISHED she could find a secretary with half Wyvern's skillset.
"The Bay got too hot and I am relocating west." She noted.
The pause was deliberate, "That was not in your contract."
"Well, it is now!" Tamara spoke with a little heat. "Blanket was getting into everything and would have had us in no time had I continued as planned. That little favor to expose her identity put us in her crosshairs if she can add two and two."
"I see." The pause again was palpable. "We can renegotiate when you are settled. What assistance can I give you?"
Tamara Calvert sighed while covering the phone. "I can't get the Number Man to pick up his private line. I need to reach him. I also need to know where not to go so we don't run into the Slaughterhouse Nine while heading west by accident."
"Oh, is that all?" The voice of Wyvern hummed as the sound of flipping pages was heard over the phone.
"The Number Man was taking a little time off, not far from where you are. I will give you detailed directions so you don't stray into the path of the Nine by accident…"
Wyvern's voice didn't waver at all. The sound clip of paper being shuffled had been maybe too much. But her sense of schadenfreude rang strong as she sent the directions as it did exactly what was asked.
It would take Spiral on a direct path to the Number Man.
And it would ensure that Spiral didn't meet with the Nine BY ACCIDENT.
One had to follow directions to the letter after all.
***********
Hicks and I drove by motorcycle to the outskirts of town, southeast to where the coast changed from north-south to east-west. We drove up a dirt track to find a little out of the way place with lots of fir trees and the smell of the ocean on the wind but not in sight.
Driving up, he stopped and waited as a male figure stepped out of the cabin with a shotgun held ready.
"Who are you and what are you doing here, punk?" The voice was rough, but even under the dyed red hair I saw Brad Meadows --I mean Smythe-- looking at Hicks.
His hands up, Hicks answered calmly, "I have a package for you, Mr. Smythe, the saddlebags."
"You mean IN the saddlebags?" Hookwolf was still watching Hicks closely.
I shifted out of the saddlebag form. "No, he means the bags themselves."
Brad snorts a little and put the barrel skyward in an at-ease sort of look. "I wondered when you would come calling. Checking in on me, the kid, Miss or all of us?"
I smiled up at him as he leaned into a hug. "Little of all three, but I have a job that may get you from ignored-local-threat rating to actual heroic status. And I mean to the public, not just on a secret award from the Prez."
Brad snorted at that. Being pardoned on paper was all well and fine, but getting someone to hold fire while validating it was what kept him off the radar. That and knowing Abu could level a city block in a breath if they actually hurt his new Dad.
MissPlaced stepped out of the cabin herself, a tray of glasses and a lemonade pitcher in hand. "So which S-class threat are we going after?"
"WE?" Brad spoke, raising his voice.
She smiled indulgently at him. "Yes, we. Can you imagine how you would keep me from coming along with you? And that doesn't take into account that Abu would run off after you the second he realized you were gone."
"Where is Abu?"
From under the porch, a voice came clearly. "I am being under the porch. Listening. Watching."
Hicks accepted his glass. "Skidmark and Squealer, a busload of Teeth, Animo and Vex. Likely working with some outside group. The Fallen are one possibility."
Hookwolf tilted his head down to look Hicks in the eye. "And why?"
Meeting the gaze. "To break out Animo and Vex, they took out a convoy of PRT and three civilian contract drivers. They also caused over thirteen civilian fatalities on the highway, simply by leaving the remains of the fight in the middle of the road."
Shifting his weight, slightly, "You know I don't do killing for stuff like that, not anymore I mean. Why should I get involved?"
I cleared my throat. "Ah, you know how you needed a place to stay, to rent long term that had no ties back to your old persona on short notice?" I gesture around, stopping to point at Hicks. "This is his grandfather's place."
Hicks looks at Brad. "And the squad that was killed was MY squad." He braced himself visibly. "This is no threat to the deal. But I hoped it was enough to hear me out in asking. Blanket is a force multiplier, but to do this fast we need MissPlaced here to get there in position so Blanket can bring in the rest. With Ash Beast…"
He paused as the grubby dirt-covered boy emerging from under the porch cut him off. "Ash Beast is gone. I am FireSnake now." He demonstrated a much smaller sized fiery projection of burning ash shaped like a snake.
Hicks nodded. "...With FireSnake able to hit them ranged so Animo can't negate his power, we can stop Squealer's vehicle dead. I will be shooting myself with bean bag rounds, the forty-millimeter variety, that blanket made. She will be taking them out as I hit them, while we are hoping you would be able to distract Skidmark and Vex. MissPlace can drop impact triggered con foam grenades from above."
"And you have authorization …" Brad slowed and his eyebrows rose, "You don't, do you?"
MissPlaced snorted. "Plausible Deniability?"
Sharing a look between them, they nodded. Apparently, there had been some story sharing between them. His head tilted as he looked to Abu. "You going to follow directions and TRY to not burn the bad men in their boots?"
Abu, stick-thin but no longer scrawny, saluted and smiled --showing that his teeth were looking much better now. "Aye, Sir."
"Actually, it will be under my command," I spoke.
He considered a moment. "Ah. What exactly can you do to punish someone holding an Endbringer in a pocket?" Brad sniggered a bit.
"They tried grounding me, but now I have the ability to bring my house anywhere," I deadpan back at him.
"Okay, so we have assets here, some we will bring in at the last minute as needed. We have definite on Skidmark, Squealer, Vex, and Animo. Pretty sure Trainwreck is there as well. We need plans to handle them together or singly. Also, it is likely they have lesser capes they picked up from the Butcher herself --if he or she isn't tucked into the crowd." I note.
Several of them gulp at that.
"Butcher you say," Brad starts.
I cut him off, "Don't wuss out on me now."
He holds his hands up, placatingly, "Nothing of the sort, just really don't want that crazy to end up in YOUR head for one thing. Also, that just underlines the need to not kill anyone, got that FireSnake ?"
"Even I am knowing about the Butcher. The PRT made sure I am understanding what it would mean to accidentally kill. The Butcher is THE example of why I would not want to."
Brad takes a moment to look around. "Can we bring in anymore who aren't 'on the books'?"
"You have anyone in mind?" I ask.
His grin is something to see. "Well, unless you spilled everything to Faultline already, we --okay YOU-- have a lot of information to sell."
"Oh, her. Dragon said she was going to make some inquiries to various groups to have them ready to jump in as needed. We may already have them on board as backup." My smile is pat.
**********
Days previous
Newter had come down to pick up the mail. He and Gregor swapped the duty every other week, as neither really felt comfortable in the Post Office downtown. The Postmaster didn't discriminate, but they did offer a private access PO Box room that didn't make the capes share the lobby with the normal folks. It was as close to Endbringer Truce as you got in day-to-day terms of Brockton Bay.
Opening the Palanquin box he found the usual trash and grabbed it with his gloved hand to put in the courier bag they used. The last item underneath the pile was a key. That meant a parcel.
Taking the key over to the half-door he knocked until one of the counter helpers had time to come check on him.
"Yes, what can I do for you?" The man blinked as if everyone looked like a five-foot six orange lizard person to him.
"Key for the parcel bin I think," Newter spoke clearly, as the man seemed a little deaf.
The man accepted, with a quick check of the glove state so he definitely knew about Newter --it was ONE TIME-- and accepted it. "Hmm, not just any old parcel. The gold key means it was insured. Be right back."
A slow count of thirty later had the man bring back what looked like a reinforced cereal box. He set it down on the counter like it weighed fifty pounds. "It looks light, but don't be fooled."
Newter didn't have Brute level strength but he did exercise to allow him to use what he had to climb walls and hang from the ceiling. One measly box was not going to do … 'ow. Crap, what was in this thing!'
The two blocks back were draining, whatever was in there had better be worth it.
He took it to the outer offices of the Palanquin, putting it into a heavy steel container bolted to the floor. It was almost battleship plate on the sides and top but the bottom was aluminum, covering a pipe going down into the sewers. There had been bomb threats at times, though none of the packages delivered hand been such.
Turning the screws on the swing lid a few threads in, he went off in search of Faultline herself to get the skinny on it.
Minutes later, with Gregor along, Faultline undid and swung open the lid. "Gregor, please take out and open the box for me."
"Of course." Gregor hefted the box one-handed, ignoring the orange-faced teen going darker shades. He ripped clear one end and started to pull out the contents onto the table. It was a set of camouflaged ponchos in a clear film bag, wrapped around something smaller.
As he flipped the plastic shrouded cloth aside to show what was so heavy in there, Faultline hissed. There was a gold bar in the middle bearing a visible stamp. Next to it is a thumb drive. What made her eyes really harden was that the bar's stamp was very familiar --an angled 'C' just like that branded on Gregor and Newter.
"Cauldron."
They had a laptop they used for mission briefs that they reimaged for each new job. The wifi was disabled and that part of the laptop removed before she considered connecting to the USB stick.
On finding the drive a video was prompting for autostart. The icon for the file told her something more, 'Dragontech Industries'. "Dragon sent this, or it was meant to look like it."
She reached for the mouse and clicked play.
The recording showed a woman, clearly, a Tinker or someone worked on by such. It looked like the Avatar that Dragon used when she bothered to use a video connection. Over the years, they had worked with the Guild--or tried to in some cases-- she had heard the voice and recognized the wording and cadence in it. "Faultline. I am Dragon. The gold bar before you is intended to pique your interest and serve as a retainer in future endeavors outside of Brockton Bay. There are files on this drive that are teasers of the information I have… That WE have to trade. You can guess who else is involved by the material in the bags. There are three ponchos there. All three are knife and tear-proof to destructive level beyond for that which they cover. They are bullet-resistant to a similar level, adding plates underneath would be suggested if you expect more than small arms. If any of them are bloodied, worn and the wearer calls on the name of the hero who made them, she can send healing through the material. And more."
The figure on the screen leaned in, causing the fingers on the hands shown to flex in odd ways. "We are expecting hard fights in the time to come, but we have proof of already taking down and subverting a certain organization you have been seeking."
"You can reach me at this number. It is a direct line. Hers is this one. Both are in the contacts file."
As the video ended, the file folder opened up with multiple images showing and a few folder options.
The first image was of the Bogeywoman in tears on a gurney.
The next was a still which had other people in it, faces blurred out, but it showed Blanket, facing down Eidolon and a younger-looking Alexandria. Wait, the woman had her hair back, something Alexandria didn't DO after her run in with the Slaughterhouse Nine.
She had BOTH eyes. She looked more vulnerable.
With a right-click, she checked the time stamp on these images, and then others in the folder. She caught herself checking the oldest, showing seven years and nine years and change from the prior date. The file names were strings of numbers in some unusual filing system, but what caught her eye on them among others was the split look showing a fully human face on the left and a Case 53 face on the right. The more recent one had an orange-skinned lizard on the right. The older was clearly Gregor.
"Is that ...me?" Gregor intoned.
Her hand was covered in a gloved hand, guided to the images and clicking to open them up, resizing them to take up most of the screen one slightly above the other.
"Ha!" Newter joked at them. "I told you I would be better looking with darker hair and skin."
Faultline, ever the pragmatic one quieted them down. "I need to go over what they gave us, and see what they expect in return for all of this… Don't get your hopes higher than they already are until we all agree as a team."
Newter had his phone out and snapped a picture of the screen, himself and Gregor showing clearly. "Fine. Do your due diligence on it. It is clear that something happened or we would be getting a 'visit' any time now."
And there it was.
He had said what she was afraid to consider.
With all this in hand, it was only a matter of time before SHE showed up to hurt them or make it all go away.
Shading her eyes a moment she looked back up to find Gregor and Newter staring at the bar. On the coat-rack, empty when they had come in, was a Fedora hat on the top peg. Below it was a trench coat, both in an uncommon maroon coloring scheme.
There was a fold of paper pinned to it.
Newter went over and unpinned it to read it to them.
"Hanging up my hat. Under new management." He stated. "It is signed as 'Contessa'."
*************
Current time frame.
During the night, the bus had crossed into Illinois, following a 2 lane road and now was paralleling the river bearing the state's name. Skids didn't want to use the larger highways for fear of Tinker based detection systems.
They were riding along in full cloak anyway, albeit at this speed it was more of a hologram showing a mid-size panel van in the place of their charter bus. Soon enough they'd have to reroute around Joliet using a bit of the local roads.
Looking at things on the map in the area as they popped up, Trainwreck perked up and leaned forward to note in Squealer's ear. "Hey, look at this! Route 66 Food and Fuel. I remember something about this place. Oh right, it's got one of the time stop memorials next door. That's the spot Grey Boy got pissed at the local doughnut shop for not having his favorites on hand."
Sherrel got a distant look in her eyes and drifted a little, an alert beeping to tell her to edge to the right to stay in her lane. "Sounds like a good time to get coffee and refuel on most fronts. Only problem is I will have to drop the cloaking for the stop. Somebody would notice if a busload of civilians climbs out of a panel van."
Instead of just turning off highway 6, they stopped for a bit, while traffic thinned. Then, in a quiet lull, the cloaking flickered off entirely and the people inside could see the morning light fully. Wigs were put on and clothes readjusted as the word passed down the line that they would be stopping soon.
Sniff was sitting there with his arm curled around Vex's shoulders. It was weird. She hadn't liked him at first, but paying attention had won her over to his way of thinking. If the Fallen were promised eggs as payment, getting to know him just meant she'd know what she was getting into.
These were true country roads, not even highway level.
*************
"I have them!" Dragon announced over the radio. "It's an industrial area due south of Joliet. They followed the pathing Oracle plotted to the tee. Well, her and that kid she's working with." Dragon steered away from outing Dinah Alcott.
It was a favor, after all, since she was planning to work through the Guild by way of Oracle's hero group. They'd approached Narwhal together, saying they could work remotely as a team and had been snapped up along with Caterwaul, Chitter, Grue, and Baity.
Wyvern, also on the line just nodded to herself and updated her directions for Spiral. This ought to be interesting, considering she had been tracking both Harbinger and Jack Slash's implants.
Those items were in her database but under such a level of obfuscation that only someone who already knew what those entries were about would recognize them. Nor would anyone not intimately familiar with the Number Man and Jack Slash realize that their memories were altered to fit with the plan. Or that they had bomb implants that could be set off at any time really.
"Okay, we take the busload of them at the truck stop. Try to get Squealer away from her bus if you can. It should be less busy at this time of the morning." I was talking it up as MissPlaced put in a few pieces of me in place at the target location, mats in the bathrooms and towels in the showers.
**********
"All right, you stinky bunch of cob suckers. You're going to get your showers paid for and get in line. Anyone coming back here all stank will get to ride in the luggage compartment." Skids turned so that the clear side of his helmet was away from them. "The Mistress may not have the standards of Accord, but there is no reason to piss her off for not using deodorant."
The charter bus settled into the parking area next to the Food and Fuel. Cash was handed out and groups of four were heading inside to take showers.
He turned to Squealer. "Get your butt in there as well. Bad enough we had to live the filth for so long, but this trip is bringing back the bad old memories."
Squealer huffed a little, taking a remote and keys into a ziplock to go with her three S bag. Her razor was in it and she felt like doing the last part for sure after multiple days on the road. As she got down to go inside she noted the large green truck that had parked next to them in the interim. It was fancy in a solid-green way, possibly Tinkertech inspired if not some toy of a real mechanical wizard.
The skirt was right down to the ground, no tires obvious down there. Maybe it was some ground effect job. Well, after her shower she could chat up the driver. Clean and busty tended to loosen men's lips right up.
She gave it a playful pat as she headed in for her shower.
Squealer didn't see when the 'headlight' turned to watch her saunter off.
*************
There were a few other vehicles in the truck stop, but there wasn't time to evacuate. If they could catch most of Skidmark's capes unawares, there would be no loss of life.
Coming out of the bathroom, just normal Taylor me, I headed for the Slurpie machine. A man and his daughter were getting a couple ahead of me, other tourists based on the way they were dressed. My own clothes were rumpled, travel-worn jeans and a sweatshirt. With my height, I could pull off a young-looking college coed.
"Awww, they are out of banana flavor!" The girl seemed unhappy until she noticed the lime. "Can I have lime instead?"
"Whatever. Just get what the others asked for and move it along." The man spoke coldly. So, not the dad anyway.
I raised an eyebrow, which he noted.
"Kids," he deadpanned. "Driving a Winnie full of them and relatives, but none of the parents are awake." He passed a twenty to the girl, who carried three large Slurpies in a carrier to the cashier.
"Come on! We are going to miss the whole show!" She called back over a shoulder.
I was filling my drink up and in the reflective surface saw Skidmark getting ready for the showers. He was in civilian garb, but for years he'd run around with barely a mask. His teeth were a clear giveaway, despite having gotten replacements for the gap. He had a look and I could hear him talking smack at one of the people in line with him. It also helped that Dragon had rap sheets to check against.
Without his mask, he looked a little different of course.
I felt something as I took the first sip.
Everything was getting hazy.
Drugged!
Other people in the room were falling to the ground.
Heal!
Okay, shifting to my blanket form as I crumpled down to look like other people collapsing, that gave me time to work out what was really happening.
From the shower room, I heard shouting.
It was the particular vernacular of Merchantus Brockton Bayus --or possibly certain groups of sailors.
"Cunt snarfing jizz gagging dusty nut bitches!" Oh, my. That was definitely Skidmark's flavor of lingo going by the next row over. He had on some kind of helmet, just enough poking over the row to be sure without seeing details. But he had on almost nothing else, but a white towel wrapped around his waist, based on the color of skin from the mirror on the end of the aisle.
He was shouting, "Afterburners on Squeals! It's a trap!"
He was right of course. The odd thing was, we hadn't sprung our trap yet…