A primordial apparently, if what your sisters are telling me is right,
Speaking of sisters I wonder if Sol's family will show up. Like Betelgeuse or Grand-Auntie Virgo A Messier. Then again Betelgeuse is sort of dead and has been since the medieval era. Maybe Grandma Sagie-A, see how she likes her grandkids and rub it in the face of the other super massive black holes.
Although all this talk of Primordials and cosmic bodies reminds me of Devouring Stars. Apparently galaxies are sapient beings in that and you play as them. They're all descended from Khaos, the Great Void.
Sisters? Taylor squeaked.
Yes, sisters, and your several hundred nieces. Although technically you have over a hundred sisters only the first 14 seem to count. Probably something to do with the Keiper Belt.
*snort* Heh-ha-Heh:
Jupiter is a bit too obsessed with children, She has over a hundred kids several of which are adopted. Mars fights with her kids all the time. Saturn can never keep track of hers with her rings. Mercury is a NEET. Venus, despite her name, is a virgin and wants to steal your humans really really badly which is why she made it so it's preferable to colonize her over Mars*. Ceres is too traumatized after The Event to want moons (especially since she's surrounded by the remains of The Event). Haumea gets along well with her moons and is the weird one of the family although she might be trying to kidnap one of Neptune's kids. Eris is proud of her punk daughter, Dysnomia**. Pluto is in a relationship with Charon and everyone keeps confusing Charon for one of pluto's daughters****.
*Referencing how it would be quicker and easier to terraform Venus then Mars alongside it being possible to create a floating city on Venus using its atmosphere as the ballast.
**Goddess of Lawlessness. Was also the daughter of Eris and the name of the dwarf planet Eris' moon.
***referencing how Charon is labelled as a moon of Pluto despite being almost the same size and orbitting each other which should have them classified as a diplanetary system not monoplanetary like the other worlds.
That penguin would forever be confused, but at least he didn't give his wife and daughter any ammo.
...what? Is she militarizing the penguins? Cool.
Few of them had lives as humans to provide their personalities,
Now I wonder if there is a Universe where the Earth-chan Meme version of Earth-chan popped into existence and went on to become a celebrity followed closely by her Sol and everyone else.
And I imagine that once my awakening cry travels to the other stars, and the galaxies, and beyond, they will awaken as well. Everywhere.
Moves fast sideways then diagonally apparently.
"...What?" Taylor finally managed to ask
Don't worry, unless it's going FTL it'll take tens of millennia just to reach Auntie Proxima.
extrasolar entities whose lives have been given to you for your judgement, Annette idly mused.
The alien species Entities or is this Sol shoving off responsibility for worlds beyond the Keiper Belt onto Terra or is this the versions of Terra that never became planets?
...Did I mention Europa caught a certain bird trying to flee my gravity well?
For some reason that makes me think of a girl in a poofy eye searing pink dress swatting Ziz back at Earth using a chainsaw while one of her sisters cheer her on.
Danny sighed and shook his head. Annette was still Annette, regardless of whether she was the sun now.
She wasn't snickering, and Danny knew if he didn't want his daughter to hear the tale of that time he had to streak down a ski slope to get back to his clothes he'd better stick to that story.
Noted: Sol is a massive Troll stealing Ziz crown.
