What A Bloody Garden Do We Grow

It would be a surprise, but I doubt that it would be enough of one to make up for having to pass by the first in order to get at the second.

If we alpha-strike the first, the second likely won't be able to back him up in time.

But the first one, by dint of having the infamously unfortunate title of first, is expecting it. He's first, in front, the 'vanguard' of their little two-man formation. He's expecting it, because to attack him is essentially bull-rushing them and attacking head-on. He knows that he's the easiest target. So we need to not play into that.

Am I giving them too much credit?
 
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More Distant Armour: 4

"A sword is forged for a singular purpose; to kill your enemy. It isn't a tool grabbed in desperation, nor something made to hunt beasts. In this way, it is the perfect form for war, with nothing to dilute its essence. A spear may be "natural" and easy to learn, but a sword is the best weapon for a warrior."
-Prince Henry, in the epic "The Founding"

The Empire believes itself the natural ruler of the world. The light that beats back the darkness of barbarity. They think that they will unite the world under the benevolent blessing of their Emperors and Empresses. The blood of the gods. They have come closer than any state before, with only the Hegemony to their east retaining the strength and will to successfully stand against them. Most seem to think they will never break through the mountains into our lands, but when all the lands to the South, North, and West have fallen, can we withstand the full might of their armies? I fear that I will know the answer in my lifetime.
-Nia, second disciple of the Philosopher Kibwe
 
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Chapter 4
AN: Sorry for the delay. RL got hectic for a bit there, so I didn't have the energy to write anything up. It looks like it's calming down again, but it should be clear by now that life is just trying to lull me into a false sense of security before the next whammy.

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You don't even hesitate as you rush forward, spear swinging towards the closer armour as you rapidly close. Almost as if they were expecting it, the closer armour moves to block your spearhead, while the mace wielder rushes to meet with you. With a grin, you twist your spear away from your feint, and thrust it directly at the far armour. It was a testament to his skill that he managed to parry it at all, but your spearpoint pierces his armour's leg, sending sheets of armour and metal flying, before your cross-guard slams into it, sending him sprawling.

You had always hated it during training when Hillar would constantly taunt you by predicting your next move. It had been galling, but it had taught you the value of being unpredictable in a fight, and how throwing something unexpected could throw off anyone's game.

The still standing armour swung his sword, and you only manage to partially block the blow with the butt of your spear. It hammers into your right pauldron, and you feel a slight vibration from the hit. Fortunately, your feint had landed you too close for him to use his blade with full effectiveness, so it looked like he didn't breech your armour. While you had enjoyed surprising them, you remember the other lesson Hillar had taught you about predictability. It favored the stronger warrior. You can't help but shake the feeling that you could have avoided that hit, but it wasn't anything serious. When it came down to your enjoyment or your pride, you'd go with enjoyment.

You push the armour away from you with a shove from your spearhaft, causing him to stumble back into the wall of the gully. You turn your attention back to the mace wielder, to see to your surprise that he has managed to stand. Yes! You felt lucky that you had opponents who could take a few hits. You swing you spear overhead, bringing it down on him like a hammer. For a brief moment, it appears that he managed to parry it successfully before his damaged leg gives way, destroying his posture. Your spearhead smashes into his armour's head, and the crossguard punches into the chest of the machine, almost certainly killing the pilot.

You hear a roar of rage from the other enemy. You give your spear a heave, and quickly wrench it free in time to see him charging towards you, already swinging. He was spirited, but his anger was ruining his form. You counter-attack, taking advantage of the hole in his form to land before he completes his swing. Your spearhead slashes through his amour's forearm, sending his hand and sword flying to land behind you. You thrust immediately, not giving him the chance to try something clever in desperation, and his armour's chest crumples.

The thrill of victory floods you, just like it had after the fight against two older boys who had tried to take your supper. It was after that fight that Hillar had taken you in, and told you because it was you understood the truth of the world. Life was a battle, and ultimately, defeat meant death. He had laughed when you told him he was wrong, that victory was life. He demanded you prove it by landing a blow on him before the sun set, and you had, and you had felt it then too. And every time after.

You pull your spear free, and resume your chase. It is only after a minute or two that the gully you are in begins to narrow and deepen, and your footing worsens as the ground beneath you turns to mud. You go around a bend, and before you stands a single enemy armour. You take note that it stands taller than the last two, probably around 12 or 13 meters, and is unusually wielding an axe and a shield. The last armour is nowhere in sight, either waiting to ambush you from above, or more likely, contained the royal family member and continued on. If that was true and his final bodyguard had decided to wait for you here...then their final destination, some sort of fort or shelter, must be close by. No bodyguard would leave their charge without protection for a long period of time.

Deciding you have no time to waste, you try to rush him, spear thrusting towards him. He barely shifts his shield, efficiently blocking it, as well as your follow up strike, before striking out with his axe. You barely keep him from knocking your spear down into the soft mud below, where it would take you a moment to retrieve it. You take two steps back, and he stands impassively, having already returned to a guard position.

Your curiosity piqued, you take a closer look at your opponent. His armour, like the other members of the royal guard, is covered in white enameled armour, accented in blue and gold. Unlike the other members of the guard, he had a bright blue plume on his helmet, and a white, flowing cloak that was almost as long as your own. His shield, an expensive choice for an armour, is painted in a checkered pattern, blue on white, with the golden boss shaped into the likeness of a tiger on the prowl. He wields a bearded axe, which should be unwieldy, but he moved it gracefully when he counterattacked.

This opponent was surely strong. You felt you had made the right choice in pursing this group yourself. This...this was the type of battle you were looking for!

You trigger your chin lever and shout, "I am Isaac, Knight of the Garden! Who stands against me?!"

Silence follows for a long moment, and you begin to think he had declined to respond, when a deep voice booms out in response, "The White Tiger of Eteran bars your way. Know the name of your killer, for it is Pierre!"

Despite his boast, he makes no move towards you, content to leave the initiative to you.

[] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.
 
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But that's racist!

[X] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!

Damn, he beat us in the weapon triangle. :V

My lack of a beta continues to show itself.

*looks up weapon triangle*

Well, I don't Fire Emblem, so you don't need to worry about that part of it. :V
 
[X] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!

Interesting life philosophy flowing through this fight...
 
[3] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.

It has been a while...?
Did I do it right? Or is it back to regular voting?
 
[3] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.

It has been a while...?
Did I do it right? Or is it back to regular voting?
Oh right!

[4] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[3] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.
 
[3] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.

It has been a while...?
Did I do it right? Or is it back to regular voting?

You did it right, congratulations! You win Dio Favor!

I was going to post a reminder when I got home, but I'll just do it now since I have a minute.

@Bondo You might want to update your vote, in case I end up with a tie, or somehow get more than six voters... :p
 
[3] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.

:oops:
 
[3] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[2] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.

:oops:

:lol
 
[2] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[3] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.
 
[2] You don't have time to draw this out. Present an opening, take the hit, and use the opportunity to kill him.
[5] You don't have time for this. Fall back, climb out of the gully and circle around.
[1] If he wants you to come to him...then you want to force him to come to you. Taunt him into attacking you instead!
[4] This is a dangerous opponent, but your machine is much easier to use. Keep aggressively attacking him until he tires.
[3] This is a dangerous opponent. You should cautiously probe his defenses for weaknesses.
 
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Taunting is unanimous as everyone's first pick. I'm a little surprised it was so popular. If y'all want to give suggestions for taunts, that's fine, or if not, I have some in mind already.

"A spear is natural? A sword has purpose? Irrelevant. Humans have used a thousand things to spill the blood of their fellows, and they will use a thousand more. It matters not how natural a spear is to use if your bones are broken, nor how much purpose your sword holds if your blood has watered the earth and you do not even have the strength to stand. No, armour is far more important than any weapon. Here, let me show you."
-The Gardner, in the epic "The Founding"


I know most of my fellows have no interest in the barbarian nations to the West, and for good reason. Most of their kingdoms rise and fall in only a few generations, and it is a place dominated by brutality and war. Little of value is found there, and their peoples make only the lowest of slaves. I do think it is useful, however, to take a closer look at them from time to time to remind ourselves not to take the prosperity of civilization for granted.

One of my disciples recently returned from a small kingdom not too far from our border, and it truly is a perfect example. It amusingly calls itself "The Empire," as if they were the first, and despite being only a little bit larger than your average kingdom. They call themselves that because they united three small petty kingdoms, but the barbarians lack of perspective isn't what I wish to write of. No, what is truly appalling is their obsession with blood.

They believe it has some sort of mystical power, and they believe their leader has the blood of a god in her veins. My disciple has said that nearly every ceremony their priest perform involve bloodshed of some sort. Their marriage ceremony contains few promises or vows, but instead the disgusting practice of mixing their blood. I cannot fathom how they think such superstitions could substitute for a well-written marriage contract!

What's more, they've taken their obsession with blood in an entirely absurd direction. They believe that since a woman bleeds, that it is from her that a child gets its own blood, and that it fills the empty vessel grown from the man's seed. Due to this and their idolization of blood, it is believed that only a woman can continue a family, thus the only true born heirs are from the mother, and they pretend the father's line ends with him!

I am truly glad we are spared from such madness. Can you imagine if we believed as they did? I cannot understand how they can be so completely backwards. A woman is a vessel to allow her husband's seed to grow into a child. How can they think the child's life is of her? I hope this "Empire" is crushed by it's neighbors soon, if simply for the good of it's poor people. A few generations of this, and how will they ever figure out who a person's true family was?
-from Writings on Other Lands, by the great philosopher Adisa from four hundred years ago.
 
I know most of my fellows have no interest in the barbarian nations to the West, and for good reason. Most of their kingdoms rise and fall in only a few generations, and it is a place dominated by brutality and war. Little of value is found there, and their peoples make only the lowest of slaves. I do think it is useful, however, to take a closer look at them from time to time to remind ourselves not to take the prosperity of civilization for granted.

One of my disciples recently returned from a small kingdom not too far from our border, and it truly is a perfect example. It amusingly calls itself "The Empire," as if they were the first, and despite being only a little bit larger than your average kingdom. They call themselves that because they united three small petty kingdoms, but the barbarians lack of perspective isn't what I wish to write of. No, what is truly appalling is their obsession with blood.

They believe it has some sort of mystical power, and they believe their leader has the blood of a god in her veins. My disciple has said that nearly every ceremony their priest perform involve bloodshed of some sort. Their marriage ceremony contains few promises or vows, but instead the disgusting practice of mixing their blood. I cannot fathom how they think such superstitions could substitute for a well-written marriage contract!

What's more, they've taken their obsession with blood in an entirely absurd direction. They believe that since a woman bleeds, that it is from her that a child gets its own blood, and that it fills the empty vessel grown from the man's seed. Due to this and their idolization of blood, it is believed that only a woman can continue a family, thus the only true born heirs are from the mother, and they pretend the father's line ends with him!

I am truly glad we are spared from such madness. Can you imagine if we believed as they did? I cannot understand how they can be so completely backwards. A woman is a vessel to allow her husband's seed to grow into a child. How can they think the child's life is of her? I hope this "Empire" is crushed by it's neighbors soon, if simply for the good of it's poor people. A few generations of this, and how will they ever figure out who a person's true family was?
-from Writings on Other Lands, by the great philosopher Adisa from four hundred years ago.
Empire: Our specialties are logistics and magically enhanced hero units. What are yours?
Adisa: Bigotry and condescension, mostly.
 
Empire: Our specialties are logistics and magically enhanced hero units. What are yours?
Adisa: Bigotry and condescension, mostly.

It's not like the Empire isn't bigoted as well. Both the Empire and the Hegemony believe in a single line of decent, with the other gender being necessary for reproduction, but not as important. One just believes heredity goes through the female line, and the other the male line, but both are ultimately wrong.

Mmmm, I'll give more details on the Hegemony at some point, but it's not likely to become relevant until later. Their condescension is understandable, given that their current government has existed for about a thousand years, give or take a decade or two. When compared to the real world, only the Republic of Venice was more successful, with the next best government being the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire at 874 uninterrupted years (330-1204).
 
It's not like the Empire isn't bigoted as well. Both the Empire and the Hegemony believe in a single line of decent, with the other gender being necessary for reproduction, but not as important. One just believes heredity goes through the female line, and the other the male line, but both are ultimately wrong.
I was more talking about the attitude of: "these people have little fixity of government, and thus everything they believe is unbelievably stupid and doesn't merit fact-checking".
 
I was more talking about the attitude of: "these people have little fixity of government, and thus everything they believe is unbelievably stupid and doesn't merit fact-checking".

Pfft. Fact-checking? That's not how you philosophize! You argue about it, and the most well reasoned explanation is accepted as fact. Sure, you can use common knowledge to support your arguments, but that's all stuff that everyone knows.

It's like you're a product of a society that values rigorous and systematic testing of facts! :V
 
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