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We Are All Volunteers: A Military-Themed Multi-Fandom Crossover RP

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Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<I can introduce myself, thank you very much. I am the USS Iowa, hull number BB-61, and first of the last American class of battleships ever built. My sisters and I were built during World War II, and we are the ships most people think of when they hear the word battleship. Well, either us or our rivals, the Japanese Yamato class.>-
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-<You've lost weight. Shouldn't you weigh oh.... 57,000 tons?>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<I can introduce myself, thank you very much. I am the USS Iowa, hull number BB-61, and first of the last American class of battleships ever built. My sisters and I were built during World War II, and we are the ships most people think of when they hear the word battleship. Well, either us or our rivals, the Japanese Yamato class.>-
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-<No offense was intended.>-
Theravis said:
-<You've lost weight. Shouldn't you weigh oh.... 57,000 tons?>-
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-<Correction. The original USS Iowa weighed approximately 45,000 tons. This means this iteration has likely lost approximately 44,999.80 tons of weight.>-

The Titan shrugged.

-<approximately.>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<I'll have you know I only took this form because demonic warships attacked the Port of Los Angeles during US Navy Fleet Week 2025, wherein a bunch of civillians did to me as the cast of that 2012 Battleship movie did to Mo.>-
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-<That movie did not stand the test of time, cause I never heard of it.>-
Dust and echoes said:
-<No offense was intended.>-

-<Correction. The original USS Iowa weighed approximately 45,000 tons. This means this iteration has likely lost approximately 44,999.80 tons of weight.>-

The Titan shrugged.

-<approximately.>-
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-<Fully loaded weight.>-
 
Theravis said:
-<That movie did not stand the test of time, cause I never heard of it.>-

-<Fully loaded weight.>-
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-<We have to watch the movie sometime, if just because it was the only reason Mo underwent a refit. My #2 primary turret was still unusable in 2025.>-
-<Also, don't you know it's rude to discuss a woman's wight when they're around?>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<We have to watch the movie sometime, if just because it was the only reason Mo underwent a refit. My #2 primary turret was still unusable in 2025.>-
-<Also, don't you know it's rude to discuss a woman's wight when they're around?>-
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-<So you're sort of like an embodied starship AI then? You remind me of Raven. Or maybe Georgy Zhukov.>-
 
Theravis said:
-<Fully loaded weight.>-
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-<This unit did not factor in loaded weight, as Unknown Desination: USS Iowa does not appear loaded for sailing, additionally, this unit cannot visually confirm the presence of additional fuel, food, ammunition and other supplies factored into Fully Loaded->-
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Also, don't you know it's rude to discuss a woman's wight when they're around?>-
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Northstar immediately stops talking.

-<Apologies. Conversational database updated.>-

Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Not quite. I am the spirit of the USS Iowa, given human form. The proper term used to refer to ships in my situation is shipgirl. Kanmusu in Japanese.>-
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-<Query: If you are an American battleship, why do you add your designation in the Japanese language? This unit's social skills are lacking, but does that not qualify as 'out of context'?>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Wait, REALLY? Which kind are you? I love magical girl anime! Though, I guess I'm old as my favorite is Sailor Moon. Partially due to the naval inspired uniforms.>-
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-<Uh.... the real kind? So are Madoka and Sayaka, I guess. We made a contract with a fluffy white alien named Kyubey to protect Earth from Demons.>-
 
Dust and echoes said:
-<Query: If you are an American battleship, why do you add your designation in the Japanese language? This unit's social skills are lacking, but does that not qualify as 'out of context'?>-
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-<I guess, but it's been used in other languages.>-
Theravis said:
-<Uh.... the real kind? So are Madoka and Sayaka, I guess. We made a contract with a fluffy white alien named Kyubey to protect Earth from Demons.>-
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-<That rat bastard? Fuck him and his whole "Nobody ever asks the right questions" shtick. It's his job to warn girls of the problems that becoming a meguca (as they are known on certain internet forums) entails, like the witchbombing and lichbombing. And does he do that? FUCK. NO. I feel sorry for you, because I hate the Incubator and would congragulate the perpetrator if his race were to become a victim of genocide.>-
I imagine Iowa would react to megucas this way because it goes against her values as a Type 1 Eaglelander: namely, this is her reaction to the dog-eat-dog world that is Puella Magi. Although, part of this is my own opinion on the series.
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<I guess, but it's been used in other languages.>-

-<That rat bastard? Fuck him and his whole "Nobody ever asks the right questions" shtick. It's his job to warn girls of the problems that becoming a meguca (as they are known on certain internet forums) entails, like the witchbombing and lichbombing. And does he do that? FUCK. NO. I feel sorry for you, because I hate the Incubator and would congragulate the perpetrator if his race were to become a victim of genocide.>-
I imagine Iowa would react to megucas this way because it goes against her values as a Type 1 Eaglelander: namely, this is her reaction to the dog-eat-dog world that is Puella Magi. Although, part of this is my own opinion on the series.
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-<Uhhhh..... What? No, I wasn't informed because the government restricts full knowledge to certain levels of classification, but we knew about the lichdom when I made my contract. Also, what are witches? We fight demons. And aliens, I guess.>-
 
Theravis said:
-<Uhhhh..... What? No, I wasn't informed because the government restricts full knowledge to certain levels of classification, but we knew about the lichdom when I made my contract. Also, what are witches? We fight demons. And aliens, I guess.>-
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-<Right, I forgot about Rebellion. You are gonna watch the entire Puella Magi Madoka Magica series with me next time I wanna riff it, okay? That'll answer some of your questions.>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Right, I forgot about Rebellion. You are gonna watch the entire Puella Magi Madoka Magica series with me next time I wanna riff it, okay? That'll answer some of your questions.>-
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-<I saw the movie about the Mitakihara four. Though.... Sayaka wasn't in it, so there could be some historical degradation.>-
 
Theravis said:
-<No, I wasn't. Neither was Madoka, that I know of... The Mitakihara Four movie was about Homura, Mami, Kyoko and Yuma.>-
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-<But->- Northstar pointed one arm at Iowa. To those without radios, she did so without context. -<She says that you are. Does that mean you also exist in her home universe, but do not realize it? Is there a different Patricia Von Rohr?>-
 
Dust and echoes said:
-<But->- Northstar pointed one arm at Iowa. To those without radios, she did so without context. -<She says that you are. Does that mean you also exist in her home universe, but do not realize it? Is there a different Patricia Von Rohr?>-
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-<I have no idea. But she also thinks that Homura imprisoned the Goddess.>-
 
Theravis said:
-<What? No! She founded the MSY and led it until the alien attack on New Athens colony in 2642! She was the Prophet of the Cult of the Goddess! That's basically heresy!>-
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-<Well excuuse me, princess! How was I supposed to know this was the Imperium of Man from 40k? Besides, Orks are better. You can't go wrong with more dakka.>-
Dust and echoes said:
@Theravis
@Sir_Braazmiir

-<Pilot, you were in a television program? Ally Designation: Madoka was in a television program? This unit does not understand, Please explain.>-
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-<Puella Magi Madoka Magica is an anime created by Gen Urobuchi. Because it is a deconstruction of the magical girl genre, people call him the Urobutcher. In the fourth movie, Rebellion, Homura snaps from the insanity built up over the series (including timelines like Oriko Magica, where Oriko Mikuni kills Madoka) and imprisons Madoka to save her. Yeah, the TV Tropes articles make more sense, just look them up.>-
Theravis said:
-<No, I wasn't. Neither was Madoka, that I know of... The Mitakihara Four movie was about Homura, Mami, Kyoko and Yuma.>-
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-<Did you hear exactly what I told NorthStar? Also, Yuma debuted in Oriko Magica as Kirika Kure's adopted little sister, IIRC. And I notice you ignored Sayaka.>-
Dust and echoes said:
-<But->- Northstar pointed one arm at Iowa. To those without radios, she did so without context. -<She says that you are. Does that mean you also exist in her home universe, but do not realize it? Is there a different Patricia Von Rohr?>-
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-<No, she doesn't exist back home.>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Well excuuse me, princess! How was I supposed to know this was the Imperium of Man from 40k? Besides, Orks are better. You can't go wrong with more dakka.>-

-<Puella Magi Madoka Magica is an anime created by Gen Urobuchi. Because it is a deconstruction of the magical girl genre, people call him the Urobutcher. In the fourth movie, Rebellion, Homura snaps from the insanity built up over the series (including timelines like Oriko Magica, where Oriko Mikuni kills Madoka) and imprisons Madoka to save her. Yeah, the TV Tropes articles make more sense, just look them up.>-

-<Did you hear exactly what I told NorthStar? Also, Yuma debuted in Oriko Magica as Kirika Kure's adopted little sister, IIRC. And I notice you ignored Sayaka.>-

-<No, she doesn't exist back home.>-
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-<That makes no sense. I am not fictional. None of us were.>-
 
Sir_Braazmiir said:
-<Puella Magi Madoka Magica is an anime created by Gen Urobuchi. Because it is a deconstruction of the magical girl genre, people call him the Urobutcher. In the fourth movie, Rebellion, Homura snaps from the insanity built up over the series (including timelines like Oriko Magica, where Oriko Mikuni kills Madoka) and imprisons Madoka to save her. Yeah, the TV Tropes articles make more sense, just look them up.>-
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-<A...creator of worlds? This unit gives its apologies Iowa, but you are speaking...>- Northstar searched for the world. -<-Absolute Nonsense. You know an awful lot about this units pilot and its ally for them not to exist in your world. You speak of them as if they were fake. My pilot. Is. Not. Fake.>-

It may just be everyones imagination, but Northstar may have just gotten bigger.

-<Do not trivialize her, as this unit assures you that you will find trivializing me a much greater task.>-
 
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